A boob man confessed that he recently jacked to Kelly Christiansen. This is not an earth-shattering revelation.
S.M., a regular letter-writer from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “I have a confession to make.”
A confession? Did he murder somebody? Cheat on his wife or girlfriend? Jack to a flat-chested girl?
“It’s an eyebrow-raising confession, also. I’ve unexpectedly gotten the hots, well, sort’ve, for Kelly Christiansen.”
That’s eyebrow-raising? S.M., you and about a million other guys.
“Okay, I know you’re like, ‘How’s that a shocker?'”
Exactly. That’s exactly how I’m like.
“Well, because, I’m not really into the surgically enhanced models. I’m a naturals-only big-boobs fan.”
Well, this isn’t exactly like saying, “I usually like girls with A-cups, but I’ve fallen in love with Beshine.”
“Kelly has been lingering on my mind, and pretty heavily, too. I couldn’t get her out of my mind, so I gave in to Kelly and had to face the reality that despite her counterfeit boobs, Kelly is super hot.”
Counterfeit boobs? Dude, a girl stuffing socks in her bra makes her boobs counterfeit. Kelly’s boobs are not counterfeit. By the way, Blog readers, I think what S.M. just said is that he gave in and jacked to Kelly. His mind said no, but his cock said yes, and you know who always wins that battle when we’re looking at naked women.
“I’ve looked past her boobs and accepted her for who she is, and that’s a very attractive, sweet-faced and down-t0-Earth tall blond, and most of all, she actually has a chance to be one of my fantasy girls.”
Well, congratulations, Kelly! Oh. That’s what S.M. says.
“So congratulations, Kelly. You may have made history for me.”
Actually, S.M., congratulations to you: You have now officially expanded your pool of girls you can jack to.
Morgan in a sweater that really shouldn't be as tight as it is, as seen in the March ’11 SCORE and coming this Thursday to SCORELAND.
Morgan destroys a monokini, proving that she's certainly a Girl of Summer.
Morgan Leigh returns to SCORELAND on Thursday in a pictorial titled, “A Girl For All Seasons,” and I don’t think there’s ever been a more appropriate headline. Morgan, the 2006 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and one of my favorite models ever, is one of those girls who looks great no matter what she wears. You know, it’s one thing for a girl to have a super-slim waist (23 inches) and huge tits (J-cups), and there have been a few girls in SCORE history with waists as tiny and tits as big. But Morgan’s tits are kind of conical and capped with super-pointy nipples, and the combination makes for a rack that looks especially good in clothing.
So here’s my tribute to Morgan, a great bikini girl, a great sweater and tight tops girl. The fact that you just might be able to jack to these photos even though she isn’t showing any nipple might be the best tribute of all.
Even super-busty girls often don't look stacked in tube tops, but Morgan does.
Morgan Leigh in a traditional bikini. I mean, are there any words to describe this photo?
Just below these words, there’s a Blog video of Kelly Christiansen and Angelina Castro, and I could tell you all about it, but you’d be better off clicking that sideways triangle (also known as an arrow) and finding out for yourself. I will tell you that Angelina and Kelly are two of the stars of the new hardcore DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com, and that both girls can also be seen fucking inside SCORELAND. And I’m not going to tell you anything else because all my mind is registering right now is “Holy shit!”
Stephanie Stalls (used to be a blonde, now a brunette, her natural color) was in the SCORE Studio recently, and we got into a conversation about shaved pussies. This happens to be one of my favorite subjects (I also recently had a conversation with Cherry Brady about shaved pussies), and Stephanie said, “I like shaved pussies! I don’t like hairy pussies. If I want to go down south, I want the girl to be shaved.”Then I asked her, “If you get down to a girl’s pussy and it’s hairy, what do you do?” Stephanie’s answer: “Have her shave it off! Or maybe I’ll shave it off for her, if she’ll let me. I don’t like hair down there! If a girl’s pussy has a strip, that’s okay, but I don’t like a hairy pussy. Guys need to be shaved down there, too.”
Anyway, the occasion for Stephanie’s visit was her first hardcore videos. One recently debuted at SCOREVideos.com, and another one is premiering this weekend at SCORELAND. It should come as a surprise to absolutely nobody that there’s nothing lovey-dovey about Stephanie’s scene. She sucks hard. She gets hammered hard. Case closed. So, as you get ready to watch this Blog video and her scene at SCORELAND, I’ll leave you with this from Stephanie, a girl who was born for porn:
“I want to look good! I’m supposed to be here for people to look at. I want the guys to enjoy looking at me. And I know all guys aren’t attracted to the same type of woman so some of them might not like me, but some of them do. I do my best to turn them on.”
This video isn’t about me. It’s about Sienna Hills. But this Blog entry is about me.
I am often asked, “Dave, how do you sit there and interview a girl while she’s giving a blow job or playing with her tits?”
And I often answer, “I don’t know.”
I am often asked, “Dave, don’t you want to whip it out and join in?”
And I often answer, “Yes, but I am a professional.”
I am the guy who sits and watches other men get blow jobs. I’m worse than a wing man. A wing man at least has a shot at getting laid.
But then, I do get to watch girls giving blow jobs (and playing with their tits and pussies), and there are worse things in the world. As Cookie, Woody Allen’s hooker in Deconstructing Harry, says, “It beats waitressing.”
So, to answer the headline question, in this video, Blog favorite Sienna sucks then talks then sucks then talks then sucks again. So actual words don’t come out of her mouth when the cock is going into her mouth. This video also features a saliva string, something not seen often in Blog videos. Over at XLGirls.com today, Sienna is wearing the exact same dress she’s wearing in this video and sucking and fucking the exact same cock. There are some great photos in which her mouth is so full of cock meat, it looks like her cheeks are about to burst. She wraps her tits around his cock while she’s sucking it, too, which is always a nice touch. Then he fucks her and cums in her pussy. That’s right: an internal cum shot at XLGirls.com.
Photos today, video tomorrow. And if you’re ever in Little Rock, Arkansas, visit Sienna’s store at 7307 Kanis Rd. She’s usually there Monday through Friday from nine to five. Drop by. Buy the latest issue of SCORE or V-Mag. Check out Sienna’s tits. Tell her you enjoyed watching her suck cock and taking a cream pie at XLGirls.com. I’m sure she’ll thank you for the compliment.
Early in the video that you’re about to watch, I ask newcomer Ashlee Chambers to get on the bed with me, which was a good idea because it got her tits closer to the camera but a bad idea because I have enough trouble keeping the camera steady without a busty, very sexy, very active babe making the bed move. Ashlee (no relation to Marilyn Chambers) is a 5’2″ figure and fitness competitor from Dallas, Texas. She reminds me a little of Holly Halston with her tight little body and long, blonde hair. Like Holly, she fucked for us on camera. In fact, she even got pounded by a big, black cock. But that’s a story for another day and a future posting on SCORELAND when, you can rest assured, she models that big clit that she talks about so much in this video.
By the way, my one regret–and I’m going to get it right next time I have a big-titted, big-clitted babe on a bed with me–is that I didn’t ask Ashlee to reach deep into her pussy and finger up some pussy juice to show us. Next time, I promise. I mean, the girl could’ve actually shown us her pussy juices without showing us her pussy. Sorry. Sometimes I lose my mind when I’m holding a camera and the tits are so close.
Hey, tit-lovers! Yesterday was another exciting day for me at the office because I got to hang out with newcomer Scarlett Rogue, a buxom, blonde hottie from Buffalo, New York. I got to follow her around all day with our videographer, Jose, and I even scored a video interview with her while she was doing her first XXX scene EVER!!!! (I know…my job is tough. How do I ever get through the day, having to hang out with a bombshell with 38E guns? lol) Scarlet loves sports. We talked football, rugby (yes, she plays rugby!) and boxing. She even gave me a demo of her boxing prowess, and it didn’t hurt that her tits were practically popping out of her top at the time. Trust me when I say that if you ever have to get your ass kicked by a chick, make sure she has big tits! Who wouldn’t want to get a stacked smack-down? But you don’t have to imagine what Scarlett looks like when she is topless and throwing punches because I had Lester, our video editor, edit a video of Scarlett showing you her jab and her jugs! Check it out below!
-Maria
PS: BONUS! At the beginning of the video you see Renee Ross, one of our new exclusive V-Mag girls! What can I say? It’s SCORELAND…this place is crawling with big-titted chicks!
PPS: It was Scarlett’s birthday yesterday! This cutie turned 20! Happy Birthday, Scarlett!
Got your attention? Thought so. The words are from German slut (and I use the word with all admiration) Annina, who’s one of the main attractions at SCORELAND these days. Why? Because this little nymph with the tiny body and giant tits is taking on Shane Diesel’s giant cock in exclusive photos and videos.
Now, you know that movie Weird Science ? Well, if you could create the perfect woman, she’d look and sound like Annina. She’d say things like:
“I like sex with more than one guy. I love double penetration. I love to blow.”
“I like when men cum on my tits, but it is best after they have fucked my pussy or my ass.”
“I had men in my mouth, ass and pussy at all times, and these 10 men were just watching us.”
You get the impression that if you were going out on a date with Annina and told her you were taking her out to a restaurant, she’d say, “Why? Let’s just fuck!” If you tried to buy her jewelry, she’d say, “It is beautiful, but I would much rather have your cock in my ass.”
There are other women like this. The trick, of course, is to find them. Which is something we at SCORELAND seem to have a gift for.
I’m really excited to announce (or leak early without permission, depending on who you’re talking to) that Renee Ross is making her debut in the October 2009 issue of Voluptuous. She’s the covergirl, too, and the issue officialy goes on sale July 28th. Renee looks so HOT! I am sure you will want to get your hands on this issue because it’s the first of many featuring this J-cup phenomenon. It’s sure to be a collector’s item because Renee has all the makings (tits, face, etc.) of a superstar.
A little background info: Renee is a naughty nurse from Virginia. She’s five-feet, five-inches tall, packs those cans into a 40J-cup bra, measures 48-32-40 and lists her hobbies as “shopping, sleeping and masturbating with my silver bullet.”
Renee stars in her own video called Tits Tits Tits! Guys, this video has some serious boob-play action (I’ll try to post a clip soon). You can grab your copy at eBoobStore.com.
