Welcome back to one of the sexiest and shapeliest SCORE MILFs in Florida, Amber Bach.
Amber is a real-life MILF, not a fake porn MILF. In this scene, the guy fires a big pop shot in honor of this blonde bra-buster.
Amber started off as a stripper and lap dancer in Florida clubs such as Scarlett’s Cabaret in Hallandale Beach and Rachel’s in West Palm Beach.
Whether strippers will actually fuck a total stranger in a club, as happens later in this XXX scene, depends on the club and the strippers. Personally, I believe that sex should only be between married couples. A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
Amber could easily go back to stripping if she wanted. Just look at that toned body and those big boobs. She has good memories of jiggling her cans in the oddly addictive and heavily sexual atmosphere of dimly lit strip joints. A club manager would have to be a moron not to hire her. But Amber is happy the way things are now.
Elle Flynn, a horny DDD-cup natural from Virginia (she’s now living in Utah), makes her SCORELAND debut today. Elle, who had never before modeled (except for former boyfriends, who should be kicking themselves for losing her), puts on a bra show and has fun with her rack and pussy. Elle is 5’5″, weighs 148 pounds and is a movie buff who also loves cartoons such as Futurama.
She also loves to fuck.
“A friend and I fucked on top of the Boulevard Mall in Las Vegas until security interrupted us,” Elle said. “I think they were watching for a while.”
Elle not only has a great body…she’s also a great cock sucker.
Sheridan Love: I get to come to Miami more often and see all the awesome people here. And people all around the world get to see my awesome boobies.
That’ll work!
Dave once said that Sheridan reminds him of the classic SCORE Girls of the ’90s. And that’s a good thing.
I look at Sheridan as a kind of neo-Classic SCORE Girl. And her happy-go-lucky personality reminds me of Vixen LaMoore, Morgan Leigh and Angel Gee. They saw, they conquered, they came.
Big Boob Finishing School headmistress Michelle Bond believes that pleasing men requires a great deal of study and training.
The British self-help guru, author and teacher includes lap dance instruction in her manual, “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men.”
But manuals can’t take the place of real practice.
Today at SCORELAND, Michelle is going to train Israeli sweater stretcher Eden Mor in the art of lap dancing.
“Perhaps you are wondering why you are dressed the way you are,” Michelle asks Eden. “You are dressed the way you are because all men love strippers, and nothing turns a man on more than having his girlfriend or wife dance for him.”
Jessica Roberts needs a good, relaxing massage. Dressed in denim cut-offs and a tight, orange top with a front zipper, the same kind of outfit she distracts the Chicago White Sox with when they play home games, Jessica heads out for a rubbing. That’s why today’s SCORELAND pictorial and video is called “Rub Her Right, Then Pound Her.”
There’s a masseur with magic hands, and while she’s spending some quality time at his massage spa for ladies only. She always takes advantage of the specials, such as Stiffy Saturday and Friction Friday.
David writes, “Now this is my idea of the perfect SCORE Girl. She’s sweet, pleasant, very attractive, speaks well, and is bright. She comes in and she just matter-of-factly fucks. Just the way a SCORE Girl should be.”
I don't think Gya Roberts will win Model of the Year, but it wouldn't suck if she did.
Natalie Fiore (left) and Micky Bells are both finalists for Model of the Year.
Did you know that Model of the Year is the oldest of the V-mag Awards? It’s true. From 1998 to 2001, Model of the Year was the only V-mag Award (can you name the first winner?). Then, sometime in late 2002, Voluptuous chief John Fox and I were discussing the upcoming SCORE and V-mag awards issues. Neither of us could figure out why SCORE had Newcomer of the Year but not Model of the Year while V-mag had Model of the Year but not Newcomer of the Year. So, we decided to add the missing awards to both mags, and since then, each has had both. Can you name the first V-mag Newcomer of the Year?
Hitomi won 2012 V-mag Model of the Year, and she’s one of 13 finalists for 2013 Model of the Year. Now, if you ask me, Hitomi is more of a SCORE Girl than a V-Girl, but I only get one vote.
The other 12 finalists are…
Arianna Sinn, the first runner-up for 2012 Plumper of the Year.
Gya Roberts, who should have her own award: Self-Sucker of the Year (although I’m sure Sarah Rae would have something to say about that).
Jenna Valentine, whose popularity seems to never wane.
Joana, who had a very happy return in 2013.
Leanne Crow, 2011’s Newcomer of the Year.
Melissa Manning, whose boob growth spurt makes her a major contender.
Micky Bells, the Queen of Cleavage and early favorite for Plumper of the Year.
Melissa Manning would be even happier if she won Model of the Year.
Natalie Fiore, who deserves to win a V-mag award one of these days. I mean, those tits…
Renee Ross, a two-time Model of the Year trying to become the first three-time winner.
Hey, what's she doing here? She's not a finalist for Model of the Year!
Siri, the 2012 Newcomer of the Year and one helluva fuck.
Terri Jane, another girl who deserves a major accolade.
And Shyla Shy, who fucked pre- and post-pregnancy and squirted milk all over the place for our viewing pleasure.
Obviously, there are a lot of deserving winners, and when you look at the list of great girls who haven’t won, winning is even more impressive.
Grab a print or digital copy of the Holiday ’13 issue (available now at eBoobStore.com) and place your vote. Or wait for the online voting to begin at SCORELAND. Your choice. One man, one vote. Either way, it’ll be counted.
In today’s SCORELAND episode of Big Boob Finishing School, Headmistress Michelle Bond, the author of “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men,” requests a volunteer to demonstrate what a girl should do when her man comes home from work beat-up and stressed. Valory Irene volunteers! One of those things she does is a nice, soothing massage to rub out the problems and stresses of the day. Click here to see the trailer. And see what happens after-hours. Click here.
Valory gets rubbed down in Big Boob Finishing School.
A mere 18 years old at the time of this filming, Noelle Easton is already a sex star.
Girls today! I tell ya, it’s another sexual revolution. Many of them jump on the pole as quickly as possible.
The first pole Noelle actually jumped on was a steel stripper’s pole. Noelle danced in a topless club for six months before she decided to go all-in and bonk on-camera.
She’s not only a male teacher’s fuck fantasy. She’s every guy’s fuck fantasy.
For me, this is the ultimate thrill: buying a big-tit mag from a big-titted babe like Harmony Bliss.
R.N. from New Jersey writes, “You made an excellent editorial decision when you made Canadian debutante Bella French your cover girl for the Holiday 2013 SCORE. When I was in the magazine store to buy my copy, three things happened.
“First, when I saw Bella’s cover photo through the plastic wrap, I sprouted an instantaneous and very obvious erection.
“Second, while I was standing around waiting for my hard-on to go down before approaching the female cashier, I saw two other men come in, see the cover photo and buy the magazine without even bothering to check out your competition.
“And third, when I finally went to pay for the magazine, the cashier admitted she had seen my problem and said, ‘Don’t worry, sir. She had the same effect on my boyfriend, and I got the benefit of it.’”
The Holiday ’13 issue that got everyone's attention. You can get a copy, print or digital, at eBoobStore.com.
That reminded me of when I was in my magazine-buying days. There was a magazine kiosk in the Sunrise Mall in Massapequa Park, New York, and I used to love buying men’s magazines there (this was before the days of SCORE and Voluptuous) because a little old lady was behind the counter, and I knew she was probably taking my money and thinking, “What a pervert.” For some reason, I liked that.
I also liked when the girl behind the counter was pretty and/or busty. There was a magazine store in Margate, Florida, where the owner was super-stacked and dressed to show off her tits. I’d buy SCORE and V-mag there, and I know she was probably thinking, “You like my big tits, don’t you?” Yeah, I did.
What I’m saying is that for me, buying the mag was part of the experience.
The Internet is here and, for most of us, those days are gone. And I love the convenience of the Web. But part of me misses that secret thrill.
