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Vanessa Del rings my bell

May 13, 2010 by Dave
Vanessa lets ’em hang while flashing her best "Come here and let me suck your cock" look.

Vanessa lets ’em hang while flashing her best "Come here and let me suck your cock" look.

This is going to be a good two days for me (and for you, too, if you’re an XLGirls.com member) because today and Friday, Vanessa Del makes her SCORE Group debut at XLGirls.com. She’s the third in our trio of “Treasure Chests of the D.R.,” the other two girls being Miosotis and Kristina Milan, and all three girls are special in their own way.

1. Miosotis because she has KKK-cup tits and is the bustiest slim ‘n’ stacked natural I’ve ever seen.

2. Kristina because there’s a non-stop flow of mother’s milk pouring out of her tits.

3. Vanessa because a.) She has a big, broad ass; b.) She’s the sluttiest looking of the three; c.) She’s a MILF.

Regarding 3b, there must be something about the name Vanessa Del that turns women into sluts because Vanessa del Rio was one of the sleaziest porn stars ever. And I mean that in a good way. If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you know that I never mean “slut” or “sleazy” in a derogatory manner. “Classy,” “stylish” and “understated” are the words I use when I don’t approve of a woman. Anyway, Vanessa’s boobs look super-heavy, and I love the way they hang. I think she has the best hangers of the three “Treasure Chests” girls. Come to think of it, let’s rate the “Treasure Chest” girls’ tits in various categories:

Miosotis's tits are so huge, she has an impossible time handling them.

Miosotis's tits are so huge, she has an impossible time handling them.

Kristina has to lean back because her boobs are so fucking heavy.

Kristina has to lean back because her boobs are so fucking heavy.

Size: 1. Miosotis; 2. Kristina; 3. Vanessa. Vanessa wears a bigger bra than Kristina, but you can’t always go by that.

Apparent Heaviness: 1. Kristina; 2. Vanessa; 3. Miosotis. I have never seen a girl with heavier-looking tits than Kristina’s. Maybe that’s because of all the milk inside.

Hanging Asthetics: 1. Vanessa; 2. Miosotis; 3. Kristina.

Anyway, watch Vanessa slut it up today (solo and behind-the-scenes) and tomorrow (hardcore) at XLGirls.com. Enjoy.

Who needs pussy when you have Miosotis’s tits?

May 7, 2010 by Dave

As KKK-cup Miosotis sucks and fucks today at XLGirls.com as part of the “Treasure Chests of the D.R.” special event, I have one question for you, Blog readers: If you ever had the chance to fuck Miosotis (I almost wrote “a girl like Miosotis,” then remembered that she’s one-of-a-kind), would you ever get to her pussy, or would you basically just suck and fuck her tits and blow your load all over her chest? Basically, if you were with Miosotis, what would you do (other than drool a lot)?

Sometimes words won’t do…

April 30, 2010 by Maria

Miosotis, a natural wonder of the Dominican Republic, gets her tits out today at SCORELAND.

Miosotis, a natural wonder of the Dominican Republic, gets her tits out today at SCORELAND.

[Dave here: I have just hijacked this blog. I know you guys love Maria, but before she gets to what she wants to talk about, I need to remind you that Miosotis and her KKK naturals make their SCORELAND debut today. Photos (I attached one), plus three behind-the-scenes clips shot on our studio manager’s iPhone. Now back to our regularly scheduled blogger. Take it, Maria.]

I am a writer. I am also an editor. That means that my vernacular should be vast enough that I can describe to you the epic, amazing WOW’ness of seeing Kristina Milan fuck and watching her tits milk simultaneously. But sometimes words won’t do.

In fact, to quote the one-hit wonders Extreme, (from the ’90s), sometimes you need MORE THAN WORDS.

Well, I am not going to write a song about it, I’ll tell you that.

Thank goodness we have video. 🙂 Enjoy this teaser of Ms. Milan, pounded, and her milking mounds, too.

xoxoxo

Maria

Kristina Milan…She IS one in a million.

April 29, 2010 by Maria

Being an editor here in the Universe of all things TITS, well, I’ve seen a lot of funbags, guys. I’ve seen ’em bigger than big and I’ve seen ’em in every color. There are oblong ones, hangers, missiles, cannons, perkies, jumbos, pancakes and whoppers.

That said, I’ve been looking at the footage and photos that were shot in the Dominican Republic, and for the first time in a long time…I am in AWE of the mammary splendor. I mean, it’s like nipple Nirvana!

So, I let my sticky fingers wander…(I just realized how perverted that sounds! LOL) and I pilfered some extra shots for you guys.

Kristina Milian, Arianna Sinn and Miosotis...enough tit power to milk a plethora of peckers!

Kristina Milan, Arianna Sinn and Miosotis…enough tit power to milk a plethora of peckers!

This first one is of Kristina Milian and Miosotis just hanging out. But wait…who’s the meat in that tit sandwich? Why, it’s Arianna Sinn, and man, her tits are overshadowed by the sheer girth of these Latinas’ tatas. It’s mind-boggling!

I have never seen a pair of…milk jugs?…like Kristina Milan’s.

They are like sacks of lactation, man!

You might not, but Kristina Milian sure does GOT MILK!

You might not, but Kristina Milan sure does GOT MILK!

I watched Kristina’s solo video at least three times, and seeing her tits drip and drip and drip…well, it made me want some Oreos real bad!

As a busty Latina, I have a special place in my heart for other busty Latinas, and Kristina touches my special place.

(Oh, wow, I am full of these dirty one-liners today, eh?)

What I meant to say was that I really like watching Kristina touch her special place and let her boobies leak all over the place.

You guys enjoy these behind the scenes pics of the ladies in the Domican Republic while I go grab some cookies.

And be sure to check out Kristina’s two-day special on XLGirls.com. Today, she struts her stuff, and tomorrow, she fucks. And yes, the WHOLE time her tits are raining breastmilk like glorious fountains. 🙂 Can’t wait!

xoxo

Maria

The answers to life’s mysteries can be found right here

April 28, 2010 by Dave

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The girl on the left is Kristina Milan. She’s the answer to this mystery blog. She’s from the Dominican Republic, she has J-cup naturals and she lactates like no girl I’ve ever seen. Kristina makes her XLGirls.com debut tomorrow with a solo pictorial, and she fucks on Friday. I’d say more, but you know what they say about a picture being worth a thousand words.

The girl on the right is Miosotis. She’s the answer to this mystery blog. She’s also from the Dominican Republic, she has KKK-cup naturals and she’s slim and super-stacked like no natural I’ve ever seen. Mio, as her friends call her, makes her SCORELAND debut on Friday with a solo pictorial, then she fucks on Saturday. I’d say more, but you know what they say about a picture…

Got milk

April 25, 2010 by Dave

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With this girl, “Got Milk” doesn’t need a questionmark. She’s got plenty.

There are lactating girls with enough boob milk to feed a small child.

And then there are lactating girls with enough boob milk to feed an entire country.

This girl falls into the latter category. She’s coming to XLGirls.com on Thursday in the first installment of a three-week special called “Treasure Chests of the D.R.” We shot her for three days in the D.R., and she never stopped lactating. This girl’s tits are like milk faucets. Come thirsty. Cum horny.