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Tats? What tats? All I see are Dors Feline’s tits

Squeeze those natural puppies, Dors!

The debate over tattoos goes on and on with seemingly no end in sight. But when I look at this picture of Dors Feline, I don’t think, “I could do without the tats.” I do think, “I don’t think I could do without those tits.” Now, granted, if you gave me the choice between tats or no tats, I’d pick no tats almost every time. I say almost because I like tats on tits and I also like tats on shaved pussy mounds. It gives a girl an extra-slutty look.

But when I look at this picture, I know from the reaction down below that the tats don’t matter. The tits do.

By the way, it seems as if former SCORE Girl Mia Khalifa (discovered by yours truly and friends, of course) is getting into cooking. This is a surprising move for a girl who came to our attention when she was working at a greasy spoon burger joint that served up barely edible food. Anyway, I hope things are going well with Mia (although things are not going well with her favorite hockey team, the Washington Capitals).

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s got the biggest natural tits of all?

Sarah Rae does the mirror thing at XLGirls.com, where it's perfectly reasonable to think there are two girls with tits like these. My favorite photo of the year so far, new at XLGirls.com.

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Celebrating 25 years of SCORE (and also one year in particular: last year)

Cover 1: Linsey Dawn McKenzie

The June 2017 issue of SCORE is available now in print and digital versions at eBoobStore.com (and very likely the print version wherever adult mags are sold).

Cover 2: Dolly Fox

It’s a special edition, a real labor of love, because it celebrates the 25th anniversary of SCORE (the first issue was June 1992) and the winners of the 2016 SCORE Awards for Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and Hardcore Performer of the Year and the newest inductee into the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.

I wish I could tell you how much time went into compiling the five special 25th anniversary pictorials, but I lost count. Actually, I was never counting. Going through 25 years of great photos of great girls is very enjoyable. The surprising part was discovering so many photos that had never been published in the magazine. How’s that possible? Easy. Mags have limited space, but amazing photos of girls like SaRenna Lee, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Tiffany Towers, Chloe Vevrier, etc., etc., etc., are unlimited.

This issue is special for another reason: It’s our first with two front covers. On one: Newcomer of the Year Dolly Fox. Katie Thornton is the Model of the Year. Tigerr Benson is Hardcore Performer of the Year. Lorna Morgan was voted into the Hall of Fame.

On the other: Linsey Dawn McKenzie.

If that LDM cover looks familiar, it should. But why? Which of you out there have great memories?

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And the winners of the 2016 V-mag Awards are…

The digital version (with five bonus videos) of the May 2017 issue of Voluptuous is available today at eBoobStore.com, and now it can be known: the winners of 2016 V-mag Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year.

NEWCOMER OF THE YEAR

Second runner-up: Paige Turner

First runner-up: Tiggle Bitties

And the winner is…Rachel Raxxx!

MODEL OF THE YEAR

Second runner-up: Juliana Simms

First runner-up: Alexya

And the winner is…for the second year in a row, Vanessa Y.!

The May 2017 issue has new pictorials of all the winners and runners-up plus the debuts of Codi Vore and Stefania, Natasha Sweet’s first magazine hardcore and a preview of the movie Voluptuous Xtra 18.

For those of you who prefer the traditional paper version of your magazines, the May 2017 V-mag will be available next Tuesday at eBoobStore.com (although I suspect many mag dealers have it right now; that sort of thing has been known to happen).

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The reason Cat Bangles needs longer fingers

Enjoy the view.

Cat Bangles, rounder, softer and plusher, returns to XLGirls.com today for a solo scene. I never asked Cat this question, but I betcha if she could have any one wish granted, it would be to have longer fingers. The better to finger her tight, wet, pink Latina cunt even deeper than she already does. I’ve never seen a girl as eager to get her fingers as deep into her fuck holes as Cat is. Cat loves it hard and deep, and she gives it to herself hard and deep in this scene.

Cat has big, fat, natural tits with dark areolae. She has curves that go on forever. She has plenty of cushion for the push-in. She has a huge clit and a big ass. She loves to show off every inch of her goodness. She’s of Puerto Rican heritage and lives in New England. Last I heard, she was working in a donut shop. Can you imagine the traffic of horny policemen that donut shop must attract? Talk about Dunkin’ Donuts! How many customers must’ve wanted to dunk their junk into Cat’s trunk.

It absolutely boggles the mind that Cat never did a XXX threesome with two guys until this past December. All we had to do was ask. Cat is too polite to say no.

Said Cat, “I usually play with myself before I go on a date so I can focus on him and not think about sex the whole time unless I’m too horny. Then we could have sex in the middle of our date and then finish our date after that!”

I don’t think she plays hard to get.

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My SCORE journey and other unlikely stories

It was extremely unlikely that office worker Aspen would be so good at porn. But she was.

It’s funny sometimes how things work out. For example, back in the day, before I became editor of SCORE, I was a Voluptuous reader first, a SCORE reader second. But when I became an editor at The SCORE Group, I was assigned to SCORE and only a little while later did I become V-mag‘s editor. All in all, I’ve been editing SCORE a lot longer than I’ve been editing V-mag.

As for magazines vs. the Internet, I was an early adopter of web porn. In fact, I was the first official SCORELAND subscriber. But when I got hired by The SCORE Group, it was as a magazine editor. So go figure.

Did I ever tell you the story of how I got hired by TSG? Back in 2001, I was frequenting a local strip joint near Fort Lauderdale, Florida. It was one of those neighborhoody strip mall clubs that was topless only and had very friendly girls. Well, I was big on the day shift (better girls, smaller crowds), and one of the dancers had big, natural tits, so big that I thought she’d be perfect for Voluptuous. So, I did something I’d never done before: I wrote an email to an editor. SCORELAND‘s editor, who was and still is Elliot James. Elliot was so impressed by my detailed, descriptive email that a few months later, when I emailed him again to ask if TSG was hiring, he suggested that I apply for the job as SCORE‘s editor. So I did, and here I am.

As for the dancer, it turned out she had already posed for a Naughty Neighbors “House Party” feature. She was friends with Honey Melons, but this girl, Rachel, wasn’t busty enough for our big-boob mags. Nonetheless, Rachel probably changed my life. I wonder where she is now?

Interesting side story about Rachel: Her father would come to the club where she danced, and he often tipped her. I never could figure that out. For some perverted reason, I loved getting lapdances from her when her father was in the other room. I’d suck her tits, and her father would be in the other room!

Why am I telling this story now? Because for some reason, I was looking at Aspen’s scenes on XLGirls.com and SCORELAND, and I was thinking about how unlikely it was that this girl-next-door, an office worker from the Pacific Northwest, who had no aspirations to become a porn star would be so good at sucking and fucking porn cock in the few scenes she did for us (and only for us). I was wondering where she is now and how likely or unlikely it would be for her to return.

So, I was thinking about likely and unlikely things, and this blog posting happened.

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The rare combination of huge naturals and fuck toy expertise

Does Natasha have small hands, huge tits or both?

Natasha Sweet returns to SCORELAND tomorrow with new photos and two videos, and that’s great news. Natasha takes a shower, which means she gets her G-cup naturals all soapy and wet, and she also satisfies herself with a big fuck toy. Not too many girls have racks like Natasha’s and not too many girls know how to handle a fuck toy like she does. I’m going to estimate that about one in a million girls have the tits and the fuck toy skills (Karina Hart definitely did).

Today at SCORELAND: MILF of the Month Candace Harley, who I had the pleasure of meeting when she shot her very first hardcore scenes. Candace is a divorcee and mom from Miami, Florida who was very nervous about her first scene but did everything we asked her to do and more. As I wrote when her first scene was posted at 40SomethingMag.com, “Candace is a total amateur who’s not even a swinger, has never been a stripper and had never been filmed having sex on-camera. But a woman’s gotta start somewhere, and we’re glad Candace started with us.”

Friday: New Rachel Raxxx XXX.

That oughta keep you jacking for a while.

 

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A new girl who has a lot to smile about

Emma is smiling because she knows you're staring at her rack.

This is the SCORELAND Blog, so we tend to get SCORELAND-focused around here. But I’m a regular visitor to XLGirls.com, too, and if you love big, natural tits, there isn’t a better place to go.

These days, I’m smiling. I’m smiling because of a newcomer named Smiley Emma who has huge naturals, a plush body and a hairy pussy. As you can tell by her name, she smiles a lot. Emma is from Western Canada, and she told us that if time were frozen for 24 hours, “I would walk around naked outside without worrying about the police and go skinny dipping in a random pool.”

Would somebody please freeze time for 24 hours?

There are now three photo/video pairs of Emma at XLGirls.com plus a video interview plus a bonus video in which she tries on bras.

“I’m generally nice and easy to talk to and am very silly,” Emma said.

Her best attributes? “My smile and my boobs.”

I could have told you that.

 

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Girls Whose Pussies You’d Never Fuck Because You’d Never Get Past Their Tits

Kristina Milan gives you all you really need.

I was writing the copy for the winter catalog when I came across a few movies starring Kristina Milan, the Dominican bombshell whose naturals are so big, they defy comprehension. And, as you know, she got pregnant and started lactating, and then those babies got out of control. I have always envied John Strange, who got to fuck her several times.

Kristina falls into that category of “Girls Whose Pussies You’d Never Fuck Because You’d Never Get Past Their Tits.”

Who else is in that category? Special rule: The girl didn’t have to fuck on-camera to be eligible for this category.

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Another trip down mammary lane: Remembering Laura Bailey and Sarah Mercury

Laura Bailey

Sarah Mercury

Back in the early 2000′s, we had a couple of tried-and-true formulas for Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines.

If we wanted to turn an issue of Vmag into a guaranteed newsstand sellout, we put Sarah Mercury on the cover. Sarah was from Boston, Massachusetts, she only shot for us, she never shot hardcore and she was as sure a sure thing as there ever was for Vmag. Of course, we couldn’t put Sarah on the cover of every issue. That would’ve caused the formula to lose its effectiveness…at least we thought it would have. Maybe not.

For XL Girls, the go-to girl was the great British babe Laura Bailey. I’ll never forget the time Laura was planning to get married but called off the wedding when her groom-to-be asked her to lose weight. What a jerk. We told the story in the magazines, and never have we received more letters. Our readers were absolutely pillorying Laura’s ex-fiance. The line of guys ready to step up and marry Laura could’ve wound through all of England.

There are lots of photos and videos of Laura Bailey deep inside XLGirls.com and SCORELAND. Sarah, who visited our studio twice in 2000, never shot video, but she has plenty of photos at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, too.

That guy made the biggest mistake of his life by not loving Laura for who she is. I hope he’s married to a skinny chick with no tits.

Isn’t there some famous guy who said a flat-chested girl can’t be a 10?

Okay, don’t get me started.

 

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