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The boobs code for girls and guys

March 31, 2020 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Always help a lady take off her bra unless she wants to do it herself so she can tease you.

1) People will touch and brush against boobs by accident. You don’t have to apologize if you do but you might as well be polite.

2) Crumbs and other food particles are bound to drop into the cleavage area during meals.

3) Hugs from big-boobed girls make the day go better.

4) If you are lucky enough to see a girl’s bra, compliment her taste in bras before she takes it off.

5) Guys will get bonus points for making eye contact with big-boobed girls.

6) Boob sweat does exist.

7) A high point of a woman’s day is taking off her bra.

8) Some men are ass men, some men are face men, some men are leg men. All men are boob men.

9) If a girl can eat off a dinner plate on her boobs while watching TV or lick an ice cream cone wedged between her tits like Miss P-Chan, she has our undivided attention.

You should see her eat a hot dog.


The day I interviewed Penny Porsche and learned all about her pussy

March 29, 2020 by Dave 1 Comment

The other night, I was having trouble sleeping–I can’t imagine why–when I started thinking about some of the most-memorable interviews I’ve done since I came to SCORE in 2001. Now, when I say “memorable,” I don’t mean in a journalistic sense, as in I got the girl to reveal things nobody had heard before (like when Kiko Lee told me Pete Rose “can eat pussy well”). I mean “memorable” in a sense that the interviews weren’t informative. They were jackable.

One of my favorites was with Penny Porsche on September 27, 2005. The interview can still be downloaded (but not streamed) at SCORELAND. What made this interview memorable was that Penny didn’t want to talk about her personal life. She didn’t want to reveal too much about the woman who is Penny Porsche. If somebody had asked me afterward, “What did you learn about Penny Porsche?” I would’ve said, “Not much. But I do know a lot about her pussy.”

Here’s what happened…

“You wanna see my boobs?” Penny says within the first two minutes. She’s naked within the first six minutes and spreading her pink pussy. Then she gets her legs back and slides two fingers deep inside. Before long, she’s squirting, and I’m asking the insightful question (one I’m sure Mike Wallace never asked), “What does Penny’s squirt taste like?” Then she sucked the squirt off her fingers and said, “Sweet.”

She’s naked for the rest of the interview: spreading, fingering, squirting, playing with her big clit, talking about her tits and pussy. Then, in the final minute, she shows us how she uses a pillow to make herself cum. I wish I still had that pillow.

Check it out. I’m pretty sure you’ll be glad you did.


Why hot mom Kailani Kai will catch your eye

March 28, 2020 by Dave 2 Comments

Kailani shows off her new shirt.

As I mentioned back on February 22, Kailani Kai is a divorcee and mom who had big tits but an even bigger, juicier ass when she debuted at (and fucked) last year. But several months ago, she emailed us some new photos. She’d gotten a boob job and suddenly had huge tits to go with her huge ass…tits so big, they’re now worthy of SCORELAND. Today, Kailani makes her SCORELAND debut by trying on tight tops (and, of course, playing with her pussy). She fucks next Friday.

There’s something about a mom who makes her tits bigger that gets me every time. I mean, can you imagine the first time Kailani showed up at a family gathering with her new rack? The reactions? The surprise? And when a woman in her 40s or 50s or 60s makes her tits bigger, you know the only reasons are that she wants more attention and she wants more cock. So when I’m out in public, maybe the mall, and see a mom with big, enhanced tits walking with her family…well, that gets my attention. And because these ladies are mature and well past the point of caring about what other people think, they wear those big, fake tits boldly and proudly.

So congratulations to Kailani on her new rack and her well-deserved SCORELAND debut.

Anatomy award winners: Casca at SCORELAND, Milly at XLGirls

March 27, 2020 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Casca Akashova‘s Mission of Seduction at SCORELAND is a snap for the beautiful blonde. Casca’s target is new neighbor Sam Shock. She has the extreme hots for him, so she goes all-in to lure him to her house. Like a good neighbor, Casca is there. Step one is to let him see her wearing sexy lingerie. Resistance is futile.

What Casca wants, Casca gets.

Over at, Milly Marks shows How To Fill 36M Cups. As our photographer Carlo says at the beginning of this video, “Here’s someone who needs no introduction.” You said it, bro. Milly and her bodacious breasts are weighing even more heavily on the minds of her fans. She’s the total package of beauty and brains. If the sight of Miss Marks unleashing those 36Ms doesn’t make your eyes tear-up, nothing will. This is a great breast-play and masturbation video meant for constant replay.

Mindblowin’ Milly!


The melon connection

March 26, 2020 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Melons are very healthy for you.

When I was in my teens, I knew a girl in my neighborhood nicknamed Melons. She used to wear tight clothes in the spring and summer and seeing her walk was always a special sight. Sadly for me, Melons and I never had a really fruitful relationship. She liked another guy better. I don’t know what happened to Melons, but I sometimes think of her when I’m at the produce department of my supermarket.

Roxi’s melons are incomparable.

Melons, an old French word, is the kind of word that rolls off the tongue. Melons was a Greek slang word for a girl’s breasts. Korean slang for huge tits is soobak or “watermelon chest.” The connection between boobs and melons is actually more complex than a nickname. In 1999, the Tesco supermarket chain in the UK asked its suppliers to grow smaller melons after a female focus group revealed that people subconsciously bought melons based on social trends in boob sizes. Smaller breasts were popular at the time. An all-male group yielded the same results. Melon sales soared. Seven of 10 females said breast size was a “subconscious factor when picking the size of melons.” Five of 10 said it was a conscious thought when buying melons.

My question is: What kind of melons do very big-boobed girls buy?

Michelle is a happy melon packer.



Announcing the winners of the 2019 Voluptuous Awards

March 25, 2020 by Dave 7 Comments

Erin Star made her Voluptuous debut so late in 2017 (the November issue) that she didn’t have time to develop the kind of following that would give her a good chance to win Newcomer of the Year. And 2018 Model of the Year was never in doubt after Codi Vore shot her first hardcore scenes.

So, considering how many great girls never win any kind of year-end award, I’m happy to announce that Erin has won 2019 Vmag Model of the Year. And to celebrate, Erin is the covergirl of the new issue of Voluptuous (Vol. 27 No. 2), available now in digital and print versions at

The print edition comes with 10 full-length bonus HD videos of the girls in this issue, absolutely free, no strings attached. Among the bonus videos is Codi Vore’s first XXX threesome with two guys. Now that’s a deal!

The 2019 Newcomer of the Year is Stacy Vandenberg. Talk about a close contest! Stacy edged out Cheryl Blossom (the favorite of the SCORELAND voters), Sigal Acon and Lissa Hope. I’m really impressed by Stacy’s win; after all, this is a girl who hasn’t appeared in any videos.

By the way, if you’re stuck at home and bored, this is a great time to get yourself some magazines or movies, whether it’s the digital versions or the physical DVDs, Blu-rays and magazines. We’re here taking orders, and with the digital versions, you can download your purchases right away.

Anyway, congratulations to Erin and Stacy. And stay safe, everyone.

Ten years ago at the SCORELAND Blog: They Can’t Hide Their Smiling Eyes

March 24, 2020 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Smilin’ Christy.

Originally published March 28, 2010.

Smiling. It’s a subject that’s been generating controversy for years at SCORELAND. I think everyone loves a smiling model, but when a model doesn’t make smiling her natural expression or doesn’t smile a lot, then what? Some guys take it really hard. They write letters, like this one from R.C., slightly edited.  “I love big boobs, but they are number two on my list of what makes a model, or any woman, desirable. Number one is the smile. A smile means that she is comfortable with herself and enjoys what she’s doing. I don’t get that from Ashley (Sage). Ashley, if you want to win me over, you must learn to smile.” This is not the first time he’s written about the smiling game.

Smilin’ Karina.

On the flip side, there’s this recent note from S.M. “You know, Ashley doesn’t smile a whole lot in her pictures but so what, she has the look of contentment instead and as long as she’s content, that’s all that matters. Ashley looks so good facially and glamorously, she can afford not to smile.”

Two men. Two opposite points-of-view. There’s no right or wrong, just personal taste. Some models like to look serious because they think it makes them look sexier. Some models don’t like their smiles. Some don’t like their teeth. Everyone has different degrees of smiling. Other models love to smile. Some models are naturally happy-go-lucky all the time so they smile a lot. Others are the serious types. Some naturally smile, others have to be reminded by the photographer. When we see a serious-looking girl, it’s human nature to think she may be unhappy or having a bad day. Women smile more often and more naturally than men, too.

Researchers in psychology and social behavior claim that a smile gets a person what they want, sells more products, makes other people happier, establishes trust and personal bonds. According to the psychology research journal, Psyblog,  “Some of the best-known research on smiling is about how people judge an authentic smile, the so-called, ‘Duchenne smile’ or the ‘crinkly-eyed smile’.” Different smiles are interpreted and associated differently. Tom Cruise’s smile doesn’t mean he’s going to kill someone like movie villain Henry Silva’s smile does.

Christy Marks’ smile, to me, often has a kind of Elvis quality to it. Not a sneer, but a kind of curl to the lip that’s seems lustful and sexual. I like it. Karina’s smile lights up a room. Brianna Costello has a great smile that lights up a room. When I first met her at a Vegas video expo in January, 2006, I noticed her dazzling smile as quickly as I noticed her blinding headlights and I thought to myself, “This girl’s a winner.” She’s got that curl thing going too.

I’d rather see a smile than a straight-faced, serious expression but above all, give me a natural look that doesn’t look like acting. And ultimately, it’s all about her boobs. So Ashley can do as she pleases. We’ve gotten many letters about smiling since 1992. What’s your op about the lip flip?

Smilin’ Ashley and Karina.

The blonde bombshell

March 21, 2020 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

When guys see Victoria Lobov in a public place, they instantly get boob-drunk.  It’s as simple as that.

“At the supermarket, they ask me about the calorie content of a cereal box,” Victoria said.

Truthfully, what they print on cereal boxes is an important topic.

I had a quick chat with Victoria before this new video and pictorial posted today. I loved her answers and I love the scene. Here’s a sample.

SCORELAND: You like Danielle Derek. Do you have any other favorite SCORE Girls?

Victoria: I love Katy Ann, Casca Akashova, Minka and Amy Anderssen.

SCORELAND: How do you say in Russian: “Fuck my big breasts.”

Victoria: In phonetic terms, that’s: Jebi moye grudy!

Photogenic killer looks, slim-and-stacked body and sweet personality matched by her talent for hot sex.

So a guy calls for a hooker and Minka shows up…

March 20, 2020 by Dave 3 Comments

Lucky man.

A horny guy picks up his phone and calls “Hookers To Go.” Or something like that.

“What I’m wanting is really big tits,” he says. “Not just big but really huge.”

He gets what he asks for…more. Because who shows up at his door but…

Minka’s here!” the world’s bustiest Asian says when she shows up at his door, tits busting out of a tight, sheer top.

The dude is gobsmacked. He’s about to live every SCORE Man’s fantasy. And you’re about to see Minka’s first XXX scene since she last shot for us four years ago.

Yes, times are tough. We all need a way to relieve our stress. I can think of no better way than to 1.) Stay inside; and 2.) Watch Minka fuck.


Nyx Monroe: Horny sex kitten

March 19, 2020 by Elliot James 1 Comment

“My agent found you guys and I liked what I saw at SCORELAND,” Nyx Monroe said. “I have big boobs but I’m tiny around, so it’s also hard for me to find bras I really like.”

No bra in this new shoot. Nyx’s one-piece reminds me of the outfits sexy spies wear in movies, except this one zips open to show pussy and ass.

Petite and busty (5′ and 32DDD), Nyx loves clothing that’s tight, tighter and tightest.

“I wear outfits that emphasize my shape,” Nyx said. “I like very tight V-necks and dresses that show off my boobs.”

I was curious about the name Nyx, so I looked it up. In Greek mythology, Nyx was the Greek goddess of the night. Even old man Zeus was scared of her. But that Nyx didn’t have a stripper pole at home like this Nyx. At least I don’t think she did.

Nyx did some kick-ass hardcore scenes with JMac and Brick Danger, and new XXX is on the way.

Milk does a body good.