Babes having birthdays

Bettie Ballhaus was named after the great German design school Ballhaus of the 1920s, known for its super-cool style. Gwen Sanders said that the worst pick-up line she’s ever gotten was “Wow! How big are those?” Brazilian Angelique now lives in Germany and speaks German like a native. Licking a big lollipop, Cassitty did one of the most oral video interviews ever conducted at SCORELAND.

Tags: Angelique, Bettie Ballhaus, birthdays, Cassitty, Gwen Sanders

Linsey Dawn and Karla James: Separated at birth?

Linsey from the April 2006 SCORE

Karla James, debuting now at SCORELAND

Comparing a new busty model to Linsey Dawn McKenzie is never fair. It’s like comparing every new, promising baseball player to Babe Ruth or every opera singer to Maria Callas. It’s possible to be great without being the greatest. And, yet, the comparisons to Linsey Dawn McKenzie kept coming up when I posted the photo of Karla James on Friday. Anonymous said, “Looks like we have a new Linsey Dawn!” Sean said, “Linsey Dawn is my all-time favorite model, and this girl looks like she too can become a legend.”

Yes, there’s definitely a facial resemblance between Linsey and Karla, and they’re both from the UK. Plus, this much is undeniable: Karla is stacked. Who’s more stacked? Does it really matter? If a pair of G-cups is wrapped around your cock, are you going to say to the owner of those G-cups, “I’m sorry, honey, but you’re going to have to leave. Those aren’t double-H cups.”

Of course, Linsey and Karla are both naturals, and that’s astounding considering how firm their tits are.

By the way, to answer some questions about Karla, yes, there will be video of Karla, and you’ll get to hear her speak. No, Karla isn’t the great new girl who I hinted to for the end of the month. That’s a different great new girl. Karla kinda came out of nowhere. So enjoy Karla (a new set will be posted every Friday for the next four weeks). Enjoy Linsey. Enjoy all of the girls. Their tits are there for you here at SCORELAND Nation.

Yes, I did say SCORELAND Nation. If there can be a Red Sox Nation and a Who Dat Nation, why not a SCORELAND Nation?

Tags: big boobs, comparison, Debut, Karla James, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, natural boobs

The official toymaker of SCORE

Some old dudes make fried chicken in a bucket. Others pitch popcorn on TV. The stuff that SCORE Girls stuff themselves with is made by this kindly old doctor in California who feels gratified knowing his products are in the night stands of women around the world. Doc Johnson has been the official toy and novelty company for SCORE since 2005. When you see a babe on SCORELAND schtupping herself with a synthetic schlonger, you know where it came from. The Doctor. I spoke with Chad Braverman of Doc Johnson. Chad’s the Director of Product Development and Licensing, and his dad founded the company in 1976. It may sound like a cliche but he did start it all in a garage. His first item was the eight-inch Natural Dong. Today, Doc Johnson is an orifice-filling empire with over 1500 items, and it has a lot of horny women and men to thank for it.

SCORE: How many vibrators would you estimate that Doc Johnson has sold over the past 30 years?
Doc Johnson: That’s hard to estimate, but it’s a figure well into the millions.
SCORE: Do you have people test out your products before mass production begins?
Doc Johnson: We test each product thoroughly before it is mass produced. We won’t release a product unless we’re 100 percent confident  consumers will enjoy using it.

SCORE: How do you deal with so much competition?
Doc Johnson: The adult novelty industry has grown immensely since Doc Johnson launched 30 years ago, and products of every shape and size flood the market each year. The internet has revolutionized our industry. Not only has it increased sales, but it’s forced the brick and mortar shops to upgrade and improve their appearance and inventory. Because we know our space, and place a strong emphasis on research and development, we’ve stayed the recognized leader.
SCORE: Is there a company archivist that’s logged the history of the company from year to year?
Doc Johnson: Definitely. We’ve been keeping records of products and Doc Johnson memorabilia since day one.  It’s amazing to look back to some of our first catalogs ever launched and catch a glimpse of history. They’re very retro to say the least, yet at the time, they were considered cutting edge.

Doc Johnson makes toys molded from the body parts of real-life porn stars. Maybe one day, they’ll do something with a SCORE Girl. Imagine a lifelike recreation of Minka’s tits, Sara Jay’s ass or Morgan Leigh’s pussy!

Tags: Angela White, Autumn Jade, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Doc Johnson, eBoobStore, novelties, SCORE, SCORELAND, sex toys

Mianna smothers a pecker. Bebe milks her creamy jugs.

Don't miss Mianna's new video on SCORELAND.

When Mianna Thomas walks into a bikini shop to buy swimsuits, we’d love to bring a chair and hang out by the dressing room. Today, Mianna is back for her 3rd SCORELAND action video, and she’s still only 19 years old! It’s not easy screening videos at work when you have an erection, but it can be done. The mammary marvel of Las Vegas, Nevada leaves her teen years behind on February 28. We hope Mianna’s birthday bash will be as hot as this Voluptuous Theater video.

And now for the event you’ve been asking about and waiting for. Bebe Cooper arrives at SCORELAND tomorrow in her very first pictorial and video, and if you dig big, blue-veined, alabaster tits and perky nipples you could hang paintings on, you’ll go bonkers seeing Bebe milking herself, squeezing her 32H-mounds, and fingering her sopping wet pink pussy and clitty. Just what the milk man ordered. Bebe is one of the best looking milkers I’ve ever seen. One hot honey.

Bebe squirts out the cream as a milky mama.

Tags: Bebe Cooper, big boobs, Mianna Thomas, SCORELAND, Voluptuous Theater

A birthday shout-out to these SCORELAND sweater shuckers

“You’ve gotta get this babe regularly…she’s perfect for secretary and nurse types and, of course, a bra modeling video,” emailed Mr. N. about Stephanie Stalls. We’d also love to shoot guy-girl SCORE videos with Stephanie. Roxy Rider sailed on Boob Cruise ’98 and did a sex scene with the man with the biggest balls in the world in SCORE Xtra 4. Happy B-Day, Roxy, wherever you are today. We really should get more mail about Sophie (Holiday ‘09 SCORE), considering how big her natural tits are and how pretty she is. Happy birthday, ladies.

Tags: big boobs, birthdays, Roxy Rider, Sophie Mae, Stephanie Stalls

Her name is James. Karla James.

It was just a week ago that Maria gave you a sneak peak of a spectacular new natural who, in her words, we shot “on location somewhere overseas.” Well, now it can be known that the new discovery’s name is Karla James, she’s British (yes, another great British natural) and we shot her on location on the coast of Spain. We try to work quickly around here, and just a week after we shot her (her first naked photos ever), Karla is debuting today at SCORELAND (figure at around 5:00 p.m. EST). Here she is:

Karla James, new today at SCORELAND.

“It is really hard to find clothing which does not emphasize my breasts,” Karla said (why would she even want to try?). “If I wear loose clothing which does not show my figure, than I look overweight because of the size of my breasts. So mostly I wear tight clothing to show my figure.” Atta girl! As Elliot James (no relation to Karla) wrote in Karla’s introductory copy, “Spoken like a girl who understands the mind of the SCORE Man.”

Of course, Karla’s clothes come off inside SCORELAND. For the next four weeks, we’ll post one set a week of Karla on SCORELAND. That’s what’s known as a slow tease. Slow but rewarding.

Tags: British, Karla James, natural breasts, newcomer

Yoga with Kaytee Carter :)

Exercise is essential. It really is.

That is why whenever I get a chance to see a hot girl work out in tight pants and a tiny top she is spilling out of, I do. (Because I totally agree…exercise is important. lol)

So, when I had a chance to catch up with Kaytee Carter and she told me that she loves to do yoga, I figured why not get her to do some for the blog? And of course, she did it in a tiny sports bra and then, eventually, topless. Now, I am not a yogi, or, um, a yoga master. Hell, I don’t even like yogurt! But I’ll tell you what…watching this chick bend into all sorts of positions and hearing her little satisfied grunts as she stretched her hot bod, well, it got my heart rate going! (And I am sure that it will get your heart rate going, too!)

I have a special place in my heart for the busties who love yoga. Chloe Vevrier is a yoga fanatic and even did some yoga for our lensmen when she was filming On Location Key Largo. And Christy Marks is a yoga lover, too! She can bend herself into an incredible fuck pretzel at the drop of a hat. You have to respect a woman who says, “Hey, look at my tits…and watch me put my legs behind my head.” (Kinda makes you wish all chicks could do that, eh?) Chicks that like yoga should wear shirts that say, “Fuck me, I’m limber!”

So, what did we learn today, guys?

1) Exercise is important.

2) Girls should work out topless.

3) Girls who do yoga are good lays.

Enjoy this exercise video. Well, jackcercise video, anyway. lol

xoxo

Maria

Tags: big boobs, Chloe Vevrrier, Kaytee Carter, On Location Key Largo, Stretching, Topless, Yoga

The Bucking Bronco: Location, location, location…

Look up. See that picture of Faith up there? Never let it be said that I don’t take constructive criticism. Now that that’s out of the way, I do have a couple of things that I should probably clear up.

First off, The Bucking Bronco isn’t my name. It was strictly the name of the column. Unfortunately, there was some confusion between Dave and I, and the next thing you know, I’m the douchebag known as The Bucking Bronco. Believe me, as awesome as that name might sound, (heavy sarcasm implied), I think I’m just gonna go ahead and stick with Adam. What you’re reading, however, is… The Bucking Bronco.

Secondly, despite what a few of you may think, I am not, in fact, the janitor at SCORELAND. I’m actually below him; something like a janitorial assistant. It pays well, and I get to carry the bucket.

Now let’s get down to business. This column is sort of an open forum. You can either read it and be on your merry way or join in the discussion and make this a more interactive experience. Don’t hold back, either. Anything goes in here. Just think of it as a night out at the bar with the boys. And ladies, you are most certainly welcome–and openly encouraged–to join in the conversation. I don’t think you’ll hear any complaints from the guys.

So if you’d like to join the fun, follow along. Otherwise, feel free to just sit here and stare at that picture for a while. Nobody will judge you for it.

Welcome to The Bucking Bronco…

Whether you’re married, have a live-in girlfriend or still stay at home with the parents, odds are you likely run into the exact same problem as the rest of us: where the hell can I jack it? In a perfect world, In a perfect world, we would have the perfect solution. Unfortunately, this Utopian concept isn’t as widespread as one might hope, so we just have to sneak off and take care of it ourselves every once in a while. Nothing wrong with a little jerk before work.

Today, we’ll try to figure out some of the best and worst places to bust out your light saber when you’re trying to play a little Hand Solo. All locations will be rated on a cup size of A to DD.

The Computer Room [Grade: A-cup]
I know there’s a computer with access to the best of what SCORELAND has to offer, but is this really the ideal way to go about your business? Have you ever tried to do this with other people in the house? It’s the least enjoyable jack you’ll ever have. Every time your chair makes the slightest noise, you minimize the porn window, so only a sports site is showing.

Have you even imagined what that would look like to the person walking in? There isn’t enough time to minimize the window AND stuff everything back in your pants, so you close the most obvious one first (the porn) and then do your best to put the biscuit back in the basket. Meanwhile, they’re watching you tug at your zipper while there’s a giant picture of Derek Jeter across your computer screen. Good luck explaining that one to the wife. Luckily, you won’t have to. She knows that your obsession with marginally talented shortstops isn’t what had you with your pants around your ankles.

Also, how do you handle clean up? Tissues? Towel? Tube sock? No thank you. You’re better off taking your laptop and heading to the next location…

The Bathroom [Grade: C-cup]
The bathroom is the only room in the house where you can lock the door, hang out for 45 minutes and nobody will ever question it. In their minds, you probably just ate at the Dirty Sanchez Taco Emporium for lunch, so not only do they not want to know, but you’re also in no danger of anyone demanding to come in once you’re situated. Need to brush your teeth, honey? “Uh, no thanks. I, uh… I’ll just go to work with the smell of onion bagel on my breath. I’m good.”

The other good thing about the bathroom is that there’s minimal cleanup. You can blast one right into the toilet, flush, wash your hands and then you’re free to go. No messy tissues or sticky towels that need to be shamefully hidden at the bottom of the laundry hamper. Just a quick flush and not even the cast of CSI will be able to figure out what you were up to.

The only thing I hate about the bathroom is that I always feel dirty doing it in there, like I’m doing something morally wrong. I think it has something to do with the lighting. It makes me feel like I’m jerking off in a mental hospital. But perhaps that’s just a personal hang-up.

The Shower [Grade: DD-cup]
When you need a little privacy, there’s nothing better than popping one off in the shower. There’s soap right next to you, no mess, no cleanup and it just feels like something that’s supposed to be done in there. If there were an official shower checklist, I imagine it would go something like this:

_ Wash hair
_ Pee down the drain
_ Wash body
_ Sing loud and off-key
_ Jerk off
_ Dry off
_ HELICOPTER!

I’ve also recently learned about something called the shower beer. I’m not exactly sure where it would go on the checklist, but its future inclusion is mandatory.

The Bathtub [Grade: B-cup]
Someone pointed this out in the comments section last week, and I thought it was worth a mention. I’ve never actually tried this, but I think he might be onto something with this whole “floating balls” theory. Weightless jerking? It sounds like it might have its benefits, especially for those of us who aren’t in the best of shape, but there’s just one question that needs to be answered: What do you do when you’ve finished and everything is floating on the surface of the water, just above you? That’s gotta be an awkward moment.

I think this one has all the potential to be a D-cup scenario, but until we find a solution to that problem, I can’t grade it any higher than a B-cup.

Well, that’s all I got for you today, folks. Thanks for hanging around, though. If I forgot to mention anything or you know of another place to sneak one in, share it with us in the comments below and help your fellow SCORELAND Blog readers out. Also, as a personal thank you for making it all the way to the end, I offer you this…

Because, really, everyone should have a little Faith. THAT’S how we reward you here at the SCORELAND Blog.

Now if you’ll excuse me, these floors aren’t gonna sweep themselves.

Tags: Faith, guest blogger, Masturbation, where to jack

Happy Birthday to…

Corina lives in Portland, Orgeon. Last we checked, her website was off-line. Maddie claims she makes the best Italian meatballs in the U.K. Zoryna became a teacher of academic subjects. Brandy still doesn’t like it when we use the words tits and knockers. Deborah Blue works in an office in Berlin. May they all enjoy their arrival day.

Tags: big tits, birthdays, Brandy Talore, Corina Curves, Deborah Blue, Maddie Thomas, Taylor Steele, Zoryna Dreams

Guess the tits: Who do these racks belong to?

So, you think you’re a boob expert, huh? Well, let’s see how good you are. There are three voluptuous babes in this video. You can’t see their faces, but you can hear their voices (and see their racks, of course). Identify who the tits belong to and you win. What do you win? Respect. Pride. You’ll always be able to say, “I won the first ‘Guess The Tits’ contest at the SCORELAND Blog.” And that’s gotta be worth something, right?

Here’s a clue: All of these girls have huge, natural tits.

Tags: guess the tits, mystery tits, natural tits