Categories for Boobs in the News

Which SCORE Girl would you photograph in a Barbie-style shoot?

July 27, 2023 by Elliot James 16 Comments

Barbie The Movie mania is generating huge box office. Girls are dressing like Barbie. Mothers and their daughters are filling theaters. Conservative media guys like Piers Morgan are complaining. The blonde icon is a license to print money. Fem-doll fever got me thinking about the few times we did shoots of the girls as life-sized dolls. It’s a little late to shoot any SCORE Girls in a pink Barbie outfit because this will peak soon, but if I had my choices of who to photograph, I’d go with Amber Alena, Katy Ann, Barbie Nicole and Victoria Lobov. In the super-sized division, Victoria Vale.

Lizzie Mills

Lori Pleasure

Savannah Stevens

Anastasia Doll, stacked politicians and busty baseball fans

October 21, 2022 by Dave 6 Comments

Anastasia is going to suck that cock.

Today at SCORELAND, Anastasia Doll sucks cock again. Is this girl working her way up to full hardcore? I have no idea. Seriously. I have NO idea. She might. She might not. But I was very happy when she got tit-fucked on-camera for the first time and happier when she gave her first on-camera blow job. I’m happy again today. Is pussy next? Beats me. I know you hope it is. So do her studs.

And now, I’m going to go off-topic for a moment and talk about Liz Truss, the now-former prime minister of the United Kingdom. Don’t worry. I’m not going to get political. I know better than that. I’m not going to say whether I like or dislike her. But I am going to say this:

I like her tits!

Was Truss the bustiest UK prime minister ever? Probably. This 40something woman has big, what seem to be natural tits. I don’t live in the UK, but if I did, I might have been boob-struck enough to vote for her just for her tits. So I am sorry to see her tits go.

When I mentioned Liz Truss to Elliot, he told me that Serbian politician Vanja Hadzovic also has big tits. And she loves to show them off.

Okay. Enough about politics. Let’s talk about baseball. No, not the games. The women sitting behind the plate at Petco Park in San Diego during the Padres-Phillies series. If this series returns to San Diego on Monday, I highly recommend that you tune in because the busty fans who were there for Games 1 and 2 could be there again for Game 6. Is it me or do cameramen linger longer over fans with big tits? It’s always best, of course, when busty fans sit just to the right or left of the catcher because then you get to see them every pitch. Anyway, the busty Padres fans were wearing tight, low-cut tops. Also, bright colors go well with big tits. The Padres’ colors are brown and yellow. A few of these women were wearing bright yellow.

And that’s all I have to say.


Demora Avarice: The super-busty life

October 20, 2022 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Demora Avarice wears many hats, or maybe that should be bras. Demora’s a model with her own site, a social media star, a college student, a certified nursing assistant (CNA), a wife and a mom. She’s even found  time to travel to the conventions around the USA that are back in operation. She’s been to Exxxotica, Fanx and YNOT in recent months to meet and greet the public and convention guests, such as Danica Danali.  Demora’s also webcamming on Chaturbate. (The link is on her profile page.) Talk about multi-tasking. Today, a new scene at

Boob greedy.



Boobs go big on comic book covers

October 13, 2022 by Elliot James 1 Comment, a price guide for comic books, trading cards and video games, studied how the breast size of females on comic book covers changed from the 1940s to now. Their extensive study concluded that the average female is depicted with twice as much cleavage today and their breasts take up 300% more of the cover. They picked ten random comics from each decade, choosing Wonder Woman, Cat Woman, and Red Sonja.

Their take-aways:
Breasts take up more than triple the cover space today.
The amount of cleavage shown has more than doubled​.​
Breast​ to waist ratio has remained the same​.​
​Hip​s​ to waist ratio declined 15%​, meaning waists are not as slim and hips are not as wide​ as they were in older comics.​ ​

​I wonder what famed SCORE​ artist Otis Sweat thinks of this study if he knows about it.

The Rocket Girls series by Otis Sweat was published in SCORE from the October 2005 issue to July 2007.

Boob massaging: still a touchy subject

July 7, 2022 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Sometimes a breast massage is a prelude to a tit-fucking or full-sex scene and sometimes, depending on who’s getting massaged, a breast massage is just a breast massage.

A quick internet search pulls up countless articles and Youtube videos about the health benefits of breast massaging. I was surprised by how popular it is. Then again, I’m not surprised.

Among the health benefits: decreasing muscular tension, improved lactation, improved lymph system and improved breast appearance.

I’m all in for declaring a Breast Massage Day if I can get some cooperation from the people who come up with national pizza day and national swimming pool day. I have a list of SCORELAND Girls I’d like to see in a breast massage scene.

Casey Deluxe.

Roxi Red.

Joana Bliss.



Katy Ann: Covering Pandora Peaks

February 19, 2022 by Elliot James 4 Comments

When the first issue of SCORE (June 1992) arrived at newsstands and stores, no one knew how it would be received. The big-bust magazine field was a crowded one. I saw the debut edition on the shelf of a store and immediately bought it.

“The odds of any new magazine succeeding are slim,” SCORE editor Dave wrote in Volume 30 Number 4, the first of the special 30th Anniversary editions coming in 2022. “The odds of a big-tit magazine lasting 30 years? Well, just ask all of the other big-tit mags that were around in ’92. Every single one of them is gone. We’re proud that SCORE is still going strong in its 30th year.”

The SCORE Group’s 30th Anniversary celebration at SCORELAND begins today with busty beauty Katy Ann recreating an iconic cover (July 1996 SCORE) featuring one of her all-time favorite <i>SCORE</i> Girls of the 1990s, feature dancer Pandora Peaks.

“I had a wonderful time and was so honored to recreate the iconic Pandora Peaks cover!” said Katy Ann, a SCORE star of today inspired by the stars of the past.


Over at, Mer, Angie Bravo & Isa Gomez play kiss

September 18, 2021 by Elliot James 3 Comments

The incredible trio of Mer, Isa Gomez and Angie Bravo get together in this XLGirls special video and pictorial.

Here’s how the card game kiss works. Around the table, Mer is the first to take a card. She places it against her lips and sucks so the card sticks to her lips. She leans over to Angie, who puts her lips on the card and sucks. Now it sticks to Angie’s mouth. Angie does the same to Isa, who kisses the card back to Mer. The girl who drops the card loses the round.

After the game, Mer leaves the room and returns wearing a strap-on cock. Their girl games are not finished.

This is what I call a stacked deck. The girls really lay all their cards on the table.


A touchy subject

April 22, 2021 by Elliot James 3 Comments

The practice of breast massage is increasing worldwide, especially in China, where numerous breast massage machines are sold and breast massage clinics are very popular.

The U.S. is one of the few nations in the world where breast massage is illegal in many states due to old, archaic laws. Breast massage is legal in New York only if there is written consent before treatment. Washington State allows therapeutic breast massage under certain restrictions.

On the bright side, Arizona has made breast massage legal. Breast massage is perfectly legal in Europe, Canada and many other countries where they’re not uptight about the body as they are in America. Medically, breast massage has been shown to help alleviate breast tenderness, pre-menstrual tension, uneven breast tissue and the pain and swelling from breast surgery. It stimulates the lymph glands and helps to detox the body.

A handful of breast massaging instruments, mainly hand-rollers are available at Amazon, such as the tongue-twisting “Cell Roller Massage Bust Breast Enhancer Massager.” These breast massagers are nowhere near the high-tech, electrical machines on the market in China. Maybe one day, the U.S. will revise its old-fashioned laws about breast massage.

It’s a touchy subject. We’ll be there to lend a hand and carry our share of the weight.

This blog is about a touchy subject. A masseur needs big hands to handle Roxi Red, one of the GREATEST NATURALS IN BIG-BUST HISTORY.

Men slobber like village idiots when they talk to attractive women

March 24, 2021 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Men slobber like village idiots when they talk to attractive women.

This incredible, amazing, startling discovery was made by scientists at the University of Chicago for a study in the science journal Evolution and Human Behaviour.

In this study, student-subjects were asked to chat to a young female research assistant.

Subsequent saliva tests showed the interaction raised their testosterone levels by as much as 30 percent. The more a man’s saliva hormone level rose, the more attractive he said he found the assistant.

We could have saved the university some research money, but no one asked us.

Emma Shay inspires male drooling.

Ten years ago at the SCORELAND Blog: They Can’t Hide Their Smiling Eyes

March 24, 2020 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Smilin’ Christy.

Originally published March 28, 2010.

Smiling. It’s a subject that’s been generating controversy for years at SCORELAND. I think everyone loves a smiling model, but when a model doesn’t make smiling her natural expression or doesn’t smile a lot, then what? Some guys take it really hard. They write letters, like this one from R.C., slightly edited.  “I love big boobs, but they are number two on my list of what makes a model, or any woman, desirable. Number one is the smile. A smile means that she is comfortable with herself and enjoys what she’s doing. I don’t get that from Ashley (Sage). Ashley, if you want to win me over, you must learn to smile.” This is not the first time he’s written about the smiling game.

Smilin’ Karina.

On the flip side, there’s this recent note from S.M. “You know, Ashley doesn’t smile a whole lot in her pictures but so what, she has the look of contentment instead and as long as she’s content, that’s all that matters. Ashley looks so good facially and glamorously, she can afford not to smile.”

Two men. Two opposite points-of-view. There’s no right or wrong, just personal taste. Some models like to look serious because they think it makes them look sexier. Some models don’t like their smiles. Some don’t like their teeth. Everyone has different degrees of smiling. Other models love to smile. Some models are naturally happy-go-lucky all the time so they smile a lot. Others are the serious types. Some naturally smile, others have to be reminded by the photographer. When we see a serious-looking girl, it’s human nature to think she may be unhappy or having a bad day. Women smile more often and more naturally than men, too.

Researchers in psychology and social behavior claim that a smile gets a person what they want, sells more products, makes other people happier, establishes trust and personal bonds. According to the psychology research journal, Psyblog,  “Some of the best-known research on smiling is about how people judge an authentic smile, the so-called, ‘Duchenne smile’ or the ‘crinkly-eyed smile’.” Different smiles are interpreted and associated differently. Tom Cruise’s smile doesn’t mean he’s going to kill someone like movie villain Henry Silva’s smile does.

Christy Marks’ smile, to me, often has a kind of Elvis quality to it. Not a sneer, but a kind of curl to the lip that’s seems lustful and sexual. I like it. Karina’s smile lights up a room. Brianna Costello has a great smile that lights up a room. When I first met her at a Vegas video expo in January, 2006, I noticed her dazzling smile as quickly as I noticed her blinding headlights and I thought to myself, “This girl’s a winner.” She’s got that curl thing going too.

I’d rather see a smile than a straight-faced, serious expression but above all, give me a natural look that doesn’t look like acting. And ultimately, it’s all about her boobs. So Ashley can do as she pleases. We’ve gotten many letters about smiling since 1992. What’s your op about the lip flip?

Smilin’ Ashley and Karina.