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Welcome to the Big-Boob Hall of Fame, Hitomi!

September 15, 2023 by Dave 9 Comments

Greatest hanging boobs photo ever?

Now it can be said (although it was never really in doubt): The great Hitomi is a SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Famer. The tears of sadness from last year’s news that Hitomi had retired can now be replaced with tears of joy as she becomes our newest Hall of Famer. The world’s bustiest Asian natural dominated the SCORELAND and SCORE magazine voting, beating out 1st runner-up Kerry Marie, 2nd runner-up Minka and 3rd runner-up Casey James.

Congratulations, Hitomi. You join these fellow greats in the pantheon:

Alexis Love

Alyssa Alps



Busty Dusty

Chloe Vevrier

Christy Marks

Crystal Gunns

Danni Ashe

Daphne Rosen

Devon Daniels

Karina Hart

LA Bust

Linsey Dawn McKenzie

Lisa Lipps

Lorna Morgan

Merilyn Sakova

Nicole Peters

Nikki Knockers

Pandora Peaks

SaRenna Lee

Sha Rizel


Tawny Peaks

Tiffany Towers

Traci Topps

Valory Irene

Wendy Whoppers

Valory, Sha and Hitomi in the Dominican Republic, 2013. All three girls are now Hall of Famers.


Announcing the winners of the 2022 SCORELAND Awards

March 30, 2023 by Dave 8 Comments

You could say Joana fucked her way to the top. That’s a compliment.

When Joana Bliss fucked on-camera for the first time almost a year ago, one question was answered: Would she ever go all the way?

But another question was left unanswered: Would that be enough for her to unseat two-time winner Cheryl Blossom as 2022 SCORELAND Model of the Year?

Up until the final hours of voting, we didn’t have the answer. But now it can be said that Joana scored the narrowest of victories over Cheryl Blossom, winning by merely three votes.

Katy Ann finished third followed by Molly Evans and Amber Alena.

Newcomer of the Year was very close, too, and going in, I had no idea who would win. It turned out to be a six-way race between Crystal Chase, Demora Avarice, Helena Hope, Isa Gomez, Violetta and Natasha Nice, and I gotta say, I’m surprised Katie Rose wasn’t in that bunch. But in the end, the girl with the biggest tits, short ‘n’ naturally stacked O-cupper Demora narrowly won over Crystal and Helena.

We’ll announce the identity of the new Hall of Fame inductee after the SCORE magazine voting is complete, but it’s looking like there’s no stopping Hitomi. I’d be shocked if she didn’t win.

Congratulations to Joana and Demora, and congratulations to Cheryl, too, for an impressive run. Hitomi is the only three-time SCORE Model of the Year, and Cheryl came very close to a three-peat.

Demora shows off the assets that won her Newcomer of the Year.




Does Minka have one more big push in her?

March 1, 2023 by Dave 10 Comments

Minka says, “This is why I should be in the Hall of Fame.”

Unless SCORE readers show an incredible amount of love for Minka, Hitomi is going to be the next member of the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame. I know that because the SCORELAND ballot booths recently closed and Hitomi has a tremendous lead. So far, she has 35.53% of the votes with Kerry Marie in second and Minka in third.

So, why do I say Minka has a better chance to pass Hitomi than Kerry Marie does? Because, in general, magazine readers prefer the mega-stacked girls to the naturals. It’s the other way around at SCORELAND. The likely reason: Many magazine readers are products of the Big ’90s, when mega-stackers such as Minka, SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers, Busty Dusty and so many others ruled the big-tit universe.

I could tell you right now who won 2022 Newcomer and Model of the Year, but I’m going to hold off until another day. I will say, however, that Newcomer came down to Crystal Chase, Helena Hope, Natasha Nice and Demora Avarice while Model came down to Joana Bliss, Katy Ann, Molly Evans and Cheryl Blossom, and six votes separated the four.

Part SCORE Girl, part V-Girl, Ivanna Lace returns. Plus, an update on the awards voting

February 18, 2023 by Dave 9 Comments

Ivanna wants you to take a look.

Ivanna Lace returns to SCORELAND today, and that’s happy news. I’m a big fan of Ivanna. The girl has great naturals and a fine ass. As Elliot points out in today’s posting, Ivanna has slimmed down quite a bit since she debuted in 2019. Just a year ago, we featured her in Thick ‘n’ Curvy magazine. Now she’s almost a SCORE Girl, although if you ask me, she’s in that nice, comfy place between SCORE Girl and V-Girl. I’m thinking the new Ivanna is appealing to a lot of people.

The voting is going hot and heavy for the 2022 SCORELAND Awards. Newcomer of the Year couldn’t be closer with Crystal Chase, Demora Avarice, Natasha Nice, Isa Gomez and Helena Hope constantly switching places at the top.

Cheryl Blossom is trying to win Model of the Year for the third straight time, but she’ll have her bra full holding off a challenge from Katy Ann, Joana Bliss, Molly Evans, Amber Alena and Holly Garner. It’s going to be fun watching how this plays out.

For the Hall of Fame, what’s surprising isn’t that Hitomi has a big lead. What’s surprising is that Kerry Marie, Minka and Kelly Christiansen are in a tight race for the second spot. I really thought this year’s voting would be a two-way battle between Hitomi and Minka.


The voting booths are open for the 2022 SCORELAND Awards. Vote now!

January 27, 2023 by Dave 15 Comments

As many of you know by now–at least those of you who are SCORELAND members, which I hope is all of you–the voting booths have opened for the 2022 SCORELAND Awards. And also as many of you know, we decided to make Minka a candidate for the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame, which will be controversial to some of you because she hasn’t retired while others will say, “It’s about time.”

That’s a big change. But we’ve also decided to not change something else: This year, as has been the case since 2007, we’ll induct just one girl into the HoF (even though, in my opinion, all of the candidates are HoF-worthy). Maybe next year we’ll go back to three inductees (which is how it was for the first four years).

The early voting has Hitomi with a sizeable lead with Kerry Marie, Kelly Christiansen and Minka battling for second. For Model of the Year, two-time winner Cheryl Blossom is in a close race with Molly Evans, Katy Ann, Holly Garner, Joana Bliss and Amber Alena, while for Newcomer of the Year, it’s really tight between Crystal Chase, Demora Avarice, Helena Hope, Natasha Nice and Violetta.

To be eligible for Model of the Year, a girl had to have a brand-new posting on SCORELAND in 2022. To be eligible for Newcomer of the Year, she had to have debuted in 2022.

Have you voted? If not, there’s still time. You must be a SCORELAND member to vote (the voting booth is in the members area). Show your support for your favorite girls. I did. I voted for…well, I’m not telling.

Who got your vote?

The voting for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame is starting soon, but there’s an important matter to sort out

January 14, 2023 by Dave 16 Comments

I have a conundrum, and maybe you can help me solve it.

The voting for the 2022 SCORELAND Awards will begin shortly (our IT people are working on it now). There will be three categories: Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame. Members (and only members) get to vote. The conundrum is with the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.

Elliot and I, along with the other editors, decided, thanks to your input, to place Minka on the Hall of Fame ballot even though she hasn’t retired. We figured she’s absolutely going to be a Hall of Famer one day, so why delay the inevitable just because of some arcane rule? So Minka is on the ballot. But there’s a problem…

Hitomi retired in 2022. She’s on the ballot, too. And for years, we’ve inducted only one girl per year.

Now, we could induct two girls this year. There’s no rule saying we can’t. And let’s not forget the many other worthy girls on the ballot, including Casey James, Kerry Marie and Cindy Cupps.

So, how should we handle this?

1. Continue to induct only one girl per year. All the others will have to wait their turn. That’s how it’s been for almost two decades.

2. Induct the top two (or three) vote-getters regardless of the percentage of votes they accrue.

3. Come up with some standard, such as any girl who gets more than 25% or 30% of the vote gets inducted. Maybe you can help us with the proper number if we do this.

Help me out!

Announcing the winners of the 2021 SCORE Awards

October 8, 2022 by Dave 5 Comments

Elliot announced the other day that the new issue of SCORE (Vol. 31 No. 2) is now available in digital and print versions at You can also buy the print version wherever you buy adult mags.

The big news coming out of that issue: Sha Rizel is the newest member of the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. A six-time main SCORE covergirl, Sha won out over a spectacular list of nominees, including Kerry Marie, Terry Nova, Casey James and Kelly Christiansen. Kerry Marie won the SCORELAND vote with 15.83% followed by Terry Nova at 14.05% and Sha at 9.36%, but Sha won the mag voting with 19.2% followed by Casey James at 16.3% and Kelly Christiansen at 13.4%. It all added up to a win for Sha. Congratulations!

Katy Ann won Model of the Year, making her only the second girl to win a SCORE award three times in a row. The other? Hitomi, which puts Katy in some very fine, exclusive company. Katy returns to SCORELAND this weekend with new photos and a video.

And to absolutely nobody’s surprise, Holly Garner won Newcomer of the Year, so she pulled off the SCORELAND/SCORE newbie double.

Congratulations to all of the girls. Although, you know, all SCORE Girls are winners in my book.

The new Vmag is here with the 2021 awards winners

August 21, 2022 by Dave 12 Comments

Two-time Model of the Year Cheryl Blossom got the cover. Molly’s looking over her shoulder.

The new issue of Voluptuous (Vol. 29 No. 1), in which we announce the winners of Newcomer and Model of the Year, is on-sale now at in digital and print versions.

The big news in the issue is 18-year-old Molly Evans winning Newcomer of the Year, edging out SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year Holly Garner by a scant 0.3% of the vote. Honestly, I’m glad Molly won. It’s looking like Holly is going to win SCORE Newcomer of the Year, too, and it would have been a shame had Molly not been honored for her pretty face, youthful looks, big, beautiful floppers and hot posing. So congrats to Molly.

For the second consecutive year, Cheryl Blossom is Vmag‘s Model of the Year. As I wrote, repeating as Model of the Year puts Cheryl in a category with Sharday, Nicole Peters, Renee Ross, Joana Bliss and Vanessa Y., and if that’s not big-boob royalty, I don’t know what is.

The issue has new pictorials of Molly and Cheryl, the debuts of Katie Rose and Oksana, Joana Bliss XXX and much more. It also comes with 12 full-length XXX and solo videos you can stream on any device. I get the issues and videos for free now, but I wish we had this stuff when I was buying magazines.

Molly and Mary go tit-to-tit

August 6, 2022 by Dave 1 Comment

Mary’s in yellow, Molly’s in lilac.

In her first scene with another person, soon-to-be-crowned Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year Molly Evans gets wet and close with newcomer Mary Brown this weekend at

The amount of natural boob power in the photos and video of this scene have to be seen to be believed. Elliot writes, “They peel off their wet tops and reach out to explore and caress their massive tits with fingers and lips. Molly and Mary take turns sucking on their mouthwatering nipples. They rub their nipples together and share a kiss.”

What more can I say?

Molly Evans: cleavage for miles

July 30, 2022 by Dave 3 Comments

Nice tits…I mean dress.

Today at SCORELAND, Elliot asks, “Can you even imagine the pandemonium Molly Evans would create if she wore this outfit in public?”

Well, yes, Elliot, I can. Cars would be crashing into each other. People would be walking into lamp posts. Women would be slapping their boyfriends/husbands across the face. Yes, pandemonium is a good word.

But maybe Molly has worn this dress in public. You see, even though she’s only 18 (her 19th birthday isn’t until November), she’s a naughty girl. In a lot of ways, she reminds me of Christy Marks, who I knew was going to do hardcore the moment I met her. Will Molly go all the way? I don’t know. Seriously, I have no idea. NONE. Please do not read between the letters N, O, N and E.

Today is the last day to vote in the Voluptuous magazine Newcomer of the Year contest. Right now, it’s looking like a two-way race between Molly and Holly Garner. I’d call that a win-win situation.

So? What do you think of Molly?