Categories for Boob Watch

Get your big, juicy tits right here!

April 26, 2024 by Dave Leave your thoughts

Lauren Hill has big, juicy tits.

According to Elliot James, Lauren Hill is a very juicy girl. He might be referring to her pussy, but I think he’s probably referring to her big, natural tits, which are on full view at

This reminds me of the time I had the bright idea of having the great Kerry Marie walk around wearing a tight t-shirt that read, “I Have Big, Juicy Tits.” Kerry Marie strolled through a parking lot, where a driver commented on her big, juicy tits, then to our office, where several staffers remarked on her big, juicy tits. She ended up in our studio, where she looked in a mirror and said, “I really do have big, juicy tits.” As if she didn’t know.

I’d like to do this again, maybe with Lauren, but have her walk down a crowded street. That would be interesting, although come to think of it, girls who wear shirts that say “My Eyes Are Up Here” are, basically, wearing shirts that say, “I Have Big, Juicy Tits.” Agree?

Kerry Marie also has big, juicy tits.



The things newcomer Nicole Colina can do with her giant boobs that most girls can’t do

March 29, 2024 by Dave Leave your thoughts

Here are two photos of XL Girls newcomer Nicole Colina from her posting that went live Thursday, in which she does things that most women can’t do. I’m guessing about 60% of the world’s female population, maybe more, can’t self-suck a nipple and about 99.9% can’t stack their tits the way she’s doing here. That one, to me, is the truly astounding photo (also astounding, but not in this posting, is when a girl leans over and fucks her boobs with her thigh). You have to have truly giant naturals to do that.

Today, I’d also like to comment on two more things.

1. Paige Spirinac, the former professional golfer, now social media influencer. Paige has built her second career as an influencer by showing off her big tits and voluptuous body (her thighs are especially creamy and impressive). I’m 100% in favor of any woman who can get ahead by using her tits. Paige says they’re DD-cups. I think she needs to go for a bra-fitting. They look a lot bigger. What else do I have to say about Ms. Spirinac? Nothing. I just felt like commenting on her tits.

2. Non-boob-related, Saylor Hawkins, the former diver for the University of North Texas. I first saw her the other day on YouTube. What an ass! It’s a big bubble butt, and she shows it off in one-piece thong bathing suits. I don’t know if wearing thongs makes her more aerodynamic, but she certainly got my attention. And, it turns out, a lot of female divers are wearing thong one-pieces that show off her their asses. Is this a recent trend, and, if so, how did I miss it?

That’s all for now.

Breast o’ the SCORELAND blog: Micky Bells demonstrates the boob goggles effect

March 17, 2024 by Elliot James 13 Comments

You know what beer goggles are. The more you drink, the better someone looks.

Our St. Patrick’s Day Blog is about boob goggles. With boob goggles: The more you drink, the more boobs you see. I will explain with visuals instead of words, using the lovely and ultra-chesty Micky Bells as your cocktail server to demonstrate the boob goggles effect. See Micky at SCORELAND and

We begin with a beer at 6PM.

6 PM. The boob goggles effect is about to begin.

8 PM.

10 PM.


2 AM. The boob goggle effect is now complete.


Hey, Sofia Vergara, you wanna see giant boobs? Look here!

February 2, 2024 by Dave 7 Comments

I was watching that new show Griselda on Netflix the other night, and although I didn’t care much for it, I did like the way it showcases Sofia Vergara’s boobs. She wears a lot of outfits that showcase her tits and bends over quite a bit, too. So I might watch the show again just for that.

Anyway, I went looking for information about Sofia’s hooters and came across this recent quote from her: “My giant boobs and my body opened doors for me.”

Okay. Let’s just stop there. “Giant boobs”? Sofia has very nice tits, just like Adrienne Barbeau (from Maude and Cannonball Run) and Sally Struthers (from All In The Family and those hunger commercials), and Dolly Parton has very nice tits, but “giant boobs”? No way.

You wanna see giant boobs? I’ll show you giant boobs.

Nicole Colina’s boobs are much more than three handfuls. They’re like 10 handfuls!

Nicole Colina, who returns to fuck today at, has giant boobs. Natasha Sweet and Kira Liv have giant boobs. Sofia Vergara has big boobs compared to the average woman, but giant boobs?

Give it a rest.

You want to see big boobs? Watch Griselda. You want to see giant boobs? Leave that to us.

BREAST EXPANSION ALERT! Barbie Nicole has gotten even bustier, and that’s saying something

January 13, 2024 by Dave 6 Comments

Now this is a Barbie I’d want to play with.

It’s always wonderful when an already-busty girl goes even bigger, and Barbie Nicole, who returns to SCORELAND, has done just that. Basically, her boobs have gone from huge to ginormous, and she can proudly take her spot, if she hadn’t already, among the greatest super-slim, super-stacked SCORE Girls ever, and I’m thinking the girls of the 1990s.

I had the pleasure of interviewing Barbie just before Christmas in Miami. Hialeah, actually, at the home of one of our studs. No, she didn’t fuck on-camera and doesn’t plan to, although I was half-hoping he’d run downstairs and stick his dick out to see what might happen. Barbie is 5’6″ and weighs around 120 pounds (16 pounds of that are tits), but in-person, she looks tiny (other than her tits, of course). She’s a little woman with boobs and booty. Oh, I guess I didn’t mention that one of the reasons it was such a pleasure to interview Barbie was that she had her tits out for most of the interview. She invited me to feel them, but I maintained my professionalism. I think Elliot has the interview on the SCORELAND calendar.

Barbie is the covergirl of the issue of SCORE we just wrapped up. She was very excited when I told her about that, so excited that her nipples got hard. Or was that my imagination. Anyway, it was her dream to be a SCORE covergirl, and in a few months, she will be.

Enjoy Barbie at SCORELAND.


See newcomer Lizzie in her XLGirls debut

November 17, 2023 by Elliot James

Lizzie is that special kind of girl who leaves ’em wanting more. I’m sure the key word in the comments today about Lizzie will be “more.”

Can you guess what Lizzie’s superpower is?

Angie Bravo…Barbie x 10

July 28, 2023 by Dave

South American Barbie times 10.

With all of the recent talk about Barbie, a movie I’m guessing I’ll never, ever see (although, I must admit, I have watched and enjoyed 80 For Brady and Book Club, so who knows?), I thought it might be nice for us to talk about girls who look like real girls look.

Angie Bravo.

Oh. Very few girls look like Angie. Okay. Let’s talk about her anyway.

Angie is only 21 years old, which means her breasts might still be growing. She has K-cup naturals, and her areolae are huge. A lot of girls have come The SCORE Group’s way over the past 30-plus years, and for my money, Angie is up there with anyone. And she fucks on-camera, which isn’t what she’s doing in her newest scene at, but that’s okay when she’s giving us photos like the one above and this one below. Whoa!

You don’t have to see the face to know the girl is Angie Bravo.


Anastasia Doll, stacked politicians and busty baseball fans

October 21, 2022 by Dave

Anastasia is going to suck that cock.

Today at SCORELAND, Anastasia Doll sucks cock again. Is this girl working her way up to full hardcore? I have no idea. Seriously. I have NO idea. She might. She might not. But I was very happy when she got tit-fucked on-camera for the first time and happier when she gave her first on-camera blow job. I’m happy again today. Is pussy next? Beats me. I know you hope it is. So do her studs.

And now, I’m going to go off-topic for a moment and talk about Liz Truss, the now-former prime minister of the United Kingdom. Don’t worry. I’m not going to get political. I know better than that. I’m not going to say whether I like or dislike her. But I am going to say this:

I like her tits!

Was Truss the bustiest UK prime minister ever? Probably. This 40something woman has big, what seem to be natural tits. I don’t live in the UK, but if I did, I might have been boob-struck enough to vote for her just for her tits. So I am sorry to see her tits go.

When I mentioned Liz Truss to Elliot, he told me that Serbian politician Vanja Hadzovic also has big tits. And she loves to show them off.

Okay. Enough about politics. Let’s talk about baseball. No, not the games. The women sitting behind the plate at Petco Park in San Diego during the Padres-Phillies series. If this series returns to San Diego on Monday, I highly recommend that you tune in because the busty fans who were there for Games 1 and 2 could be there again for Game 6. Is it me or do cameramen linger longer over fans with big tits? It’s always best, of course, when busty fans sit just to the right or left of the catcher because then you get to see them every pitch. Anyway, the busty Padres fans were wearing tight, low-cut tops. Also, bright colors go well with big tits. The Padres’ colors are brown and yellow. A few of these women were wearing bright yellow.

And that’s all I have to say.


Boobs go big on comic book covers

October 13, 2022 by Elliot James, a price guide for comic books, trading cards and video games, studied how the breast size of females on comic book covers changed from the 1940s to now. Their extensive study concluded that the average female is depicted with twice as much cleavage today and their breasts take up 300% more of the cover. They picked ten random comics from each decade, choosing Wonder Woman, Cat Woman, and Red Sonja.

Their take-aways:
Breasts take up more than triple the cover space today.
The amount of cleavage shown has more than doubled​.​
Breast​ to waist ratio has remained the same​.​
​Hip​s​ to waist ratio declined 15%​, meaning waists are not as slim and hips are not as wide​ as they were in older comics.​ ​

​I wonder what famed SCORE​ artist Otis Sweat thinks of this study if he knows about it.

The Rocket Girls series by Otis Sweat was published in SCORE from the October 2005 issue to July 2007.