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Country girl Helena shows off her bikini-busting abilities

August 19, 2023 by Dave 4 Comments

Helena is very curvy, too. Ya gotta like that.

Upstate New York hottie Helena Hope, who returns to SCORELAND today, said, “I worked for years in the medical community, but I realized that this is absolutely my calling. I love sharing my sexual desires. I’m proud of my boobs and I’m not ashamed to put them on display. To be honest, if a top doesn’t showcase them, I don’t want to wear it.”

The bikini top Helena’s wearing definitely showcases her tits, but I decided to show a shot of her with the bikini mostly off. Okay, it’s totally off.

I think I mentioned that prior to my interview with Helena, she seemed so shy that I thought, “I’m not going to get anything good out of her.” But then the camera rolled and Helena’s shyness disappeared. Before long, she was demonstrating her deep-throat skills on a very large dildo.

Helena is from an area of New York State, not far from Saratoga, where I used to work, and I’ll tell ya, I never saw any girl with tits like hers. You could accuse me of not looking hard enough, but that would be a lie. And besides, you can’t miss Helena.

A tale of two lucky guys: the one getting smothered by Xena and the one fucking Brittany Andrews. Yes, THE Brittany Andrews

June 16, 2023 by Dave 2 Comments

Xena can make a man happy about getting smothered.

Luckiest man in the world? The guy who’s not only getting smothered by super-stacked natural Xena Zoraki today at but is also enjoying the pleasures of her mouth and pussy.

Another luckiest man in the world? The young dude who’s fucking Brittany Andrews‘ gaping pussy next week at Yes, I did say THE Brittany Andrews. Boob Cruiser. SCORE Girl. All-around fun babe. Early in my career at The SCORE Group, I had dinner with Brittany at a restaurant in Pompano Beach, Florida. A crowded restaurant with lots of families around. Whether she’s playing with herself, fucking or just talking, Brittany is not a quiet girl. Her half of the conversation was rated XXX, and everyone in the restaurant could hear her. Me? I just sat there, tried to listen and stared at her tits. Like I said, I was a TSG novice at the time. Now, I’d probably do the same thing.

By the way, Brittany looks great. Her tits are perfect. And that pussy…man, does it gape! Funny how I noticed it before. Or maybe she told me about her gaping pussy while we were sitting in that restaurant. I can’t recall.




Getting smothered by Emanuella’s naturals, and faulty boob radar

February 11, 2023 by Dave 6 Comments

This guy’s counting on Emanuella’s tits for oxygen.

Emanuella Rossa‘s new scene at features the super-stacked hottie smothering poor Michael Fly with her tits. Did I say “poor Michael Fly”? Is there anyone out there who wouldn’t want to be in his shoes? Has he even noticed that he can’t breathe? Well, Mr. Fly does come up for air to fuck Emanuella’s rack and get a blow job. Then he fucks her. Ah, poor Michael Fly! Alas!

Elliot writes of this scene, “Emanuella Rossa and Michael Fly make a hot pair for this torrid XLGirls scene. They have an erotic attraction. The heat levels in the bedroom rise as they fuck and suck. Emanuella has an erotic and highly sexual nature that pulls you in.”

So, the other night, my boob radar failed me. I was in a park and saw a girl who was sitting down and watching a game. My boob radar didn’t go off at all. About a half hour later, she stood up and…holy, shit! She was wearing a thin, pink crop top, and her tits were huge. Not only that, I could see the outline of her bra through her top. How did my boob radar fail me? Has this ever happened to you?


A blog about creampies and a request for some answers

January 6, 2023 by Dave 10 Comments

Emma Shay says she loves cum. Here, she proves it.

“I have a cum fetish. I love watching guys cum or them getting it all over me.”

So says Emma Shay, who returns to fuck today at SCORELAND and gets the cum all over her. On her face. In her mouth. On her tits. Everywhere but in her pussy, which brings me to the point of this blog posting: the cum shot in porn.

Now, I don’t know about you, but I can count the times I didn’t cum in a woman’s pussy, and I’m guessing most men would say the same thing. I’ve never cum on a girl’s face. I have cum in her mouth, but only from blow jobs, and that’s not the point of this discussion, which is where do most men cum when they’re fucking a woman? In her pussy, right?  If you cum in her mouth, it’s because she’s giving you a blow job, and if you cum on her tits, it’s because you were tit-fucking her. But if you’re fucking her pussy, you cum in her pussy, right? No?

But then there’s mainstream porn, in which I’d say 90% of the cum shots are facials or in the girls’ mouths, and then there’s SCORELAND porn, in which the great majority of the cum shots are on the girls’ tits with most of the rest on her face or in her mouth.

However…the way most men cum…in the girl’s pussy (or on her pussy if they’re not wearing a condom and don’t want to get her pregnant)…is not only the least-common porn cum shot but also the one many guys find to be the hottest. The creampie.

Can someone explain this to me? I think I get it, but I’m not entirely certain.

Helena Hope returns to SCORELAND today. Happy New Year!

December 30, 2022 by Dave Leave your thoughts

Helena is a small-town girl with huge tits.

Helena Hope, one of 2022’s top newcomers and covergirl of SCORE Vol. 31 No. 3, returns to fuck P.O.V.-style today at SCORELAND. Helena was back in Miami last week and I had the chance to meet and interview her. I’d tell you some of the things she said, but I was too busy staring at her tits, which were pouring out of her little top, and her pussy, which she was kind enough to show me. Oh, I do remember one thing: She told me how she got into deepthroating and demonstrated on a toy she’d brought along. By that time, my mind was mush. Fortunately, we recorded the whole thing on video, and it’ll be posted one day on SCORELAND.

I can tell you that when I met her before the interview, she seemed very shy and I was wondering if the interview was going to be any good or if it was just going to be me asking questions and her giving one-word answers. Nope. Once the camera started rolling, Helena really opened up. Like Princess Pumpkins, Danielle Derek, Jessy Bunny and several other girls, Helena is really into tits, the bigger the better. She wants to go a lot bigger than she is now (see, I remembered that), and that should be a sight to see. Helena also has a fine ass. Anyway, we talked for a long time, and at the end, Helena said, “That was fun.” Oh, she also said seeing herself on the cover of SCORE was surreal.

Anyway, enjoy Helena. She’s quite a girl.

Today at SCORELAND, Anastasia Doll catches her guy cock-handed

December 23, 2022 by Dave 2 Comments

Why jack off when you’ve got a hottie like Anastasia?

Today at SCORELAND, Anastasia Doll catches her guy jacking off. I have no idea why any man would need to jack off when he has a hottie like Anastasia.

Has this ever happened to you? It happened to me once, and I can tell you it turned out a lot better for Anastasia’s guy than it did for me. Anastasia’s guy got a tit-fuck and blow job from one of the hottest women in the world. I got scorned. You see, my girlfriend at the time was not stacked at all. She was pretty flat-chested. Yeah, I know, my mistake. Anyway, she walked in on me while I had my cock in my hand and a big picture of Maxi Mounds on my computer screen.

“You like girls who look like that?” she asked, the unspoken words being, “who don’t look at all like me.”

I mean, what was I thinking? She should have been flattered; I was obviously with her for something other than the size of her tits.

Oh, well. But like I said, “girlfriend at the time.”


Emanuella Rossa makes a cock disappear, and remembering an old haunt

December 9, 2022 by Dave 1 Comment

Emanuella Rossa is a girl of many talents.

Newcomer Emanuella Rossa returns to today to suck, fuck and take a big load on her huge naturals. A photo like this one makes we wonder how the average guy fares with Emanuella’s tits. I mean, if you’re sporting five inches hard, her tits must completely envelope your cock. Tom here is pretty well hung, but when Emanuella pushes her tits together, it’s gone. Not that that’s a bad thing. Emanuella is really quite a woman.

On a different subject, I found out the other day that Sunrise Mall in Massapequa, New York, on Long Island, has shut its doors for good. To me, this news is very sad. A long, long time ago, back in my early magazine-buying days in the 1970s, I purchased my adult material from the newsstand kiosk on the mall’s second floor. When I heard about the mall closing, I searched YouTube and found a walking tour of the nearly deserted mall. In the video, as the person walked towards the place, right at the top of the escalator, where that kiosk used to be, I felt the same familiar excitement of so many years ago, when I’d walk to the store, eager to see if any new big-tit mags had come in. Those were the days of Gent and Fling, way before SCORE. When I told him, SCORE founder John Fox found it very amusing that I liked buying mags from the little old lady behind the counter. I guess I got off on her thinking I was a young perv, which I was. If I could have seen the future, I would have told her, “I’m studying for my future career as a big-boob mag editor.”

Those were in the days before polybags, when mags were out in the open and you could pick one up and page through it until the clerk said, “Buy it or put it down.” Realize, I’m talking over 40 years ago.

Sunrise Mall also had a Nathan’s with those crunchy hot dogs and crinkle cut fries, and I gotta tell you, right now, I wouldn’t mind sitting at Nathan’s eating a hot dog and fries while anticipating getting home and paging through my new skin mag. Sorry if I sound like an old man, but those were the days.

Best of the SCORELAND Blog: The life-changing revelation I had about tits in tight tops

July 13, 2022 by Dave Leave your thoughts
Jenna Valentine shows off her outfit, complete with lovely accessories.

Jenna Valentine has a unique way of accessorizing her outfit.

In this case, Camelia Davis's tits are the outfit.

In this case, Camelia Davis’s tits are the outfit.

I was at lunch the other day, the usual spot, and I found myself standing at the soda machine, waiting to refill my glass, checking out the rack on the MILF standing next to me, refilling her glass and very nicely filling out a white tank top. Nice, tan, probably fake boobs. D-cups, I’d guess. Plenty of cleavage, and a little bit of side cleavage, too.

And that’s when it hit me like a thunder strike.

Tits are part of the outfit!

Her shoes were part of the outfit. The belt she was wearing was part of the outfit. Her earrings were part of the outfit. And, in this case, her tits were part of the outfit, too!

Do you see what I’m getting at here? I told this story (and my revelation) to a female editor here at The SCORE Group. She looked at me like I was crazy and said, “So what? Everyone knows that.”

Don't try to give Tatiana Blair fashion tits…I mean tips!

If you say to Tatiana Blair, “That’s a very nice dress,” she’ll know what you mean.

Carlos tells Shyla, "Excuse me, ma'am. I was just admiring your lovely outfit."

Carlos tells Shyla, “Excuse me, ma’am. I was just admiring your lovely outfit.”

NO, NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! Maybe women know it, but men don’t know it. I know now, though. Some women accessorize with earrings. Others with bracelets. Some with stockings. When a woman is wearing a short skirt, her legs are part of the outfit. When she’s wearing tight, low-rise jeans, her ass is part of the outfit. And when she’s wearing a low-cut top, her tits are part of the outfit. Of course, some women have nicer accessories than others.

This doesn’t mean it’s okay to walk up to a girl and say, “Hey, nice tits.” No. That’s never okay. But if you say to her, “That’s a very nice shirt you’re wearing today,” she’ll know what you mean, and that’ll be okay.

Because her tits are part of the outfit.

This could be life-changing.

Are tight tops always better?

May 27, 2022 by Dave 5 Comments

Natasha looks very nice.

Here’s Natasha Nice, who’s sucking cock and getting fucked in her ass today at SCORELAND. Natasha is obviously wearing a very tight, low-cut top that shows off her very nice tits, and I have absolutely no problem with that.

But I saw a woman the other day who made me realize a girl doesn’t have to wear tight and/or cleavage-revealing tops to look sexy…that there are certainly articles of clothing that–SHOCKER ALERT!–actually look better when they’re not tight.

Exhibit A: the silk, button-down top. This woman had come from work, and she was wearing a tight skirt slit up the side. Okay. Fine. But she was also wearing a button-down silk (or something made to look like silk) top that wasn’t tight by any means and, yet, showed off her healthy chest in a very exciting way.

You see, the looseness of the top allowed us to see her tits jiggling underneath in her bra in a way that probably wouldn’t have been possible if she was wearing a tight top that restricted the jiggle. Also, the top flowed off her chest in a way that, somehow, made the curve of her breasts more apparent, as if it was floating on her nipples.

So, I have two questions for you: One, have you ever witnessed this effect before? And, two, can you think of any other women’s garments that look better when they’re loose?

In other words, is Exhibit A the only exhibit?


Jessy Bunny is the hot date

May 20, 2022 by Dave 2 Comments

Looks like Tom’s gonna score.

We’ve all been in this situation. You come to the end of a date and you’re dropping her off at her place. You think it’s gone pretty well, but you’re not sure how well, so you escort her to her door. This is always the most-awkward part of a date. How should you kiss her? Peck on the check? Kiss on the lips? Go for full tongue? Is she going to invite you in? Should you ask if you can come in?

Today at SCORELAND, Tom kisses Jessy Bunny’s hand, but she wants a lot more. She wants his cock. Obviously, the date has gone very well, and it’s about to get better. Jessy has huge tits and dick-sucking lips, and she knows how to use them.

“I am way more open about my sexuality, and I directly let the guy know if I want sex and what I want,” Jessy said.

Did I ever tell you about the time I picked up a woman at the local supermarket? When I saw her shopping, she was wearing a tight, low-cut top that displayed her huge tits and very small shorts. I made small talk, she gave me her number and we went out for a dinner a few nights later. I was sure this would end well, especially when she showed up for the date wearing a tight, semi-sheer dress that showed off her tits and a lot of legs. I could tell she was wearing a G-string. Her dress was that sheer. I mean, this was a guaranteed score, right?


Sometime during dinner, I happened to mention what I do for a living, and when she heard it, she said, “You’re a pervert. I can’t date a pervert.” And then she got up and stalked out of the restaurant. I never saw her again.

Meanwhile, I was thinking, “Whoever said anything about dating?”