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November 1, 2024 by Dave
Lia gets the cock ready.
Elliot, who has a way with words, titled today’s Lia Lovely XXX scene, “Lia Lovely’s Big Boobs & Booty Nut-Buster.” He writes, “Lia Lovely enjoys teasing before she begins pleasing, and this time, the target of her nut-busting attention is Berry McCockiner.” Lucky guy. Lia is beautiful and has huge tits and a fantastic ass. She also has impressive sex skills. One of my favorite parts of today’s video comes after Berry has glazed her face with his load. She takes his dick and vacuum-sucks the remaining cum into her mouth. Very impressive.
You know, we truly are living in the golden age of porn. Some people say the late 1970s were the golden age of porn, and I guess that’s true if you liked sitting in dingy, smelly movie theaters with guys jacking off all around you. I was never into the public jack, so I had to wait two hours until I got home, four if it was a double feature, and rely on my memory. And if I particularly liked one part of a scene, I couldn’t rewind. And plots … don’t get me started on plots, which existed only to keep the director, theater owners, etc., from getting arrested. Artistic value, I think they called it. Listen, I had no interest in artistic value. I was interested in watching people fuck.
Then the 1980s and video cassette players came along. Great, except 1.) You had to go to a store and rent movies; 2.) Rewinding and fast-forwarding to a particular part of a scene wasn’t always so smooth; 3.) Late fees; 4.) The movie you want had already been rented. Sure, tapes beat movie theaters, but we still had a long way to go. And then came DVDs and another leap forward.
But now? Porn on-demand on your computer? Jacking off in the comfort of your own home? Easy playback, etc.? This is the golden age of porn. Don’t let anyone convince you otherwise.
Although I do miss the live fuck and dildo shows at Show World in New York City.
October 25, 2024 by Dave
Something’s going on in this photo that sets Natasha Sweet apart from most other girls.
I must sound like a broken record sometimes, but cut me some slack: There are just some photos I love and have always loved, going back to the days when I bought big-tit mags at a kiosk in Sunrise Mall in Massapequa, New York and got off on the times when the little old lady was behind the cash register. But that’s a story for another day. (There’s also the story about the woman with big, fake tits who worked at the magazine store/smoke shop in Margate, Florida. I loved buying big-tit mags when she was working. She always had her boobs on-display, and I thought for sure she was busty enough for SCORE. That was before I worked here. Turned out Peter Wall, our former photographer, knew her too. He told me she wasn’t busty enough but had good enough legs for Leg Sex mag. I hadn’t noticed her legs at all.)
Anyway, before I start doing The Weave, or some bullshit like that, I’ll get to the main point: This photo of Natasha Sweet. Look at how high her back is off the couch and yet her tits are mashed against the cushion. The average woman would have about half a foot or more of clearance between her chest and the cushion. Not Natasha, who returns to XLGirls.com today.
She’s a natural wonder.
August 3, 2024 by Dave
A few random thoughts as we head into the weekend.
• There’s a new movie at eBoobStore.com called Girls Who Suck Their Own Nipples. I’m partial to this movie because 1.) I helped compile it; and 2.) self-sucking is one of my favorite things a busty girl can do. I’m going to be honest with you: Sometimes, a photographer asks a model who’s not super-busty to suck or lick her own nipples. Great. But if she doesn’t actually get her mouth or tongue on the nipple, I’m not using the photo in the magazines or the websites.
• The Summer Olympics. Not a great source of big tits. Having a big rack pretty much disqualifies a woman from running or gymnastics. But I have a question: Do you think there are guys who jack off to women’s gymnastics? There’s a lot of skin on-display, especially ass, so I’m just wondering.
• Girl-girls. We seem to be in another heyday of the genre. Of course, the Holly Garner-Molly Evans scenes were great, but there have been more, like the Nicole Colina-Lauren Hill clash of the titans and the Katie Rose-Kira Clark tit-to-tit that’s headed to SCORELAND tomorrow. What’s going on? I don’t know, but I like it.
• And, finally, Lia Lovely. The answer is yes. Next Friday.
Have a great weekend.
That’s Katie on the left and Kira on the right. What’s for dinner?
March 29, 2024 by Dave
Here are two photos of XL Girls newcomer Nicole Colina from her posting that went live Thursday, in which she does things that most women can’t do. I’m guessing about 60% of the world’s female population, maybe more, can’t self-suck a nipple and about 99.9% can’t stack their tits the way she’s doing here. That one, to me, is the truly astounding photo (also astounding, but not in this posting, is when a girl leans over and fucks her boobs with her thigh). You have to have truly giant naturals to do that.
Today, I’d also like to comment on two more things.
1. Paige Spirinac, the former professional golfer, now social media influencer. Paige has built her second career as an influencer by showing off her big tits and voluptuous body (her thighs are especially creamy and impressive). I’m 100% in favor of any woman who can get ahead by using her tits. Paige says they’re DD-cups. I think she needs to go for a bra-fitting. They look a lot bigger. What else do I have to say about Ms. Spirinac? Nothing. I just felt like commenting on her tits.
2. Non-boob-related, Saylor Hawkins, the former diver for the University of North Texas. I first saw her the other day on YouTube. What an ass! It’s a big bubble butt, and she shows it off in one-piece thong bathing suits. I don’t know if wearing thongs makes her more aerodynamic, but she certainly got my attention. And, it turns out, a lot of female divers are wearing thong one-pieces that show off her their asses. Is this a recent trend, and, if so, how did I miss it?
That’s all for now.
March 16, 2024 by Dave
Mariza has a lot to offer no matter which way she’s facing.
Ah, the life of a magazine editor. A deadline approaches. You check out the studio calendar and see that there’s a great new girl on the schedule, but she’s being shot right in the middle of production. By this time, you’ve planned out most of the magazine, but you’d really like to get the super-stacked newbie on the cover. The thing is, you don’t know for sure that the shoot is actually going to happen. And if it doesn’t, you’re going to have a big hole in the mag, and, you know, you can’t have nothing on the cover. The Beatles tried that with the White Album…although I guess that turned out pretty good for them, didn’t it?
Well, waiting and hoping turned out pretty good for us, too, because Mariza Rabbit did show up for her scheduled shoots, and her body was everything we’d hoped it would be and more…more being that big bubble butt of hers.
Mariza makes her SCORELAND debut today, and I’m sure you’ll have a lot of questions about her, but I know one question you’re definitely going to ask, and the answer is…
Well, it’s either yes or no.
March 10, 2024 by Dave
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Karina Hart
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Morgan Leigh
As a sports fan, I’ve noticed for a long time that there’s a big difference between how a professional athlete carries, for instance, a baseball bat or a tennis racquet and how a non-athlete carries a piece of sporting equipment. It’s as if the bat or racquet or club is a natural extension of their hands, as if they were born carrying that bat or racquet or club.
The same is true of some SCORE Girls and how they handle a dildo. They have dildo dexterity that tells you, “I’ve been fucking my pussy with toys for a long time and I know how to do it.” They’re no amateurs at that dildo-fuck game. (Did I ever tell you about the girl at the old Show World Center in Manhattan who’d fuck her pussy with a toy while reading a text book? Some might have said, “Dave, the least she could have done for your quarters was pay attention to you,” but I thought, “This girl fucks her own pussy so much, she can do it as an afterthought.” I found that to be a big turn-on.)
Karina Hart, who has a SCORE Flashback scene today, and Morgan Leigh are artistes when it comes to fucking themselves with toys. It’s surprising that neither girl did hardcore, considering how much they loved filling their cunts for our viewing pleasure.
How does a girl get so good at dildo management, as if she were the adult modeling equivalent of a .330 hitter in baseball or a Grand Slam winner in tennis? Practice, I’m sure.
December 2, 2023 by Dave
I was going to play “Guess Whose Tits” today, and this is the photo I was going to use of Safira Yakkuza.
But instead, when looking at her new photos and video that went live Thursday at SCORELAND, I was taken by how incredibly little and thin she is. This is the photo that did it for me.
Safira is tiny. She’s 5’2″ and weighs only 108 pounds. That’s nothing. And she has those huge tits. And she takes giant cocks in her mouth, pussy and ass. I’m sure guys hold doors for her all the time, not only to look down her blouse but also because she has that “take care of me” look. I’m a big fan of Safira. Also, she’s a Spanish girl, and when I was in Spain recently, it occurred to me that the people of Spain might be the most-beautiful in the world. I had no idea.
Which reminds me. A long time ago, I was in a shopping mall in Fort Lauderdale when I saw a girl who as very busty and had a thin waist. I held the door for her for much longer than I would have for just about anyone else, asked her if she had ever modeled and gave her my TSG business card. Well, wouldn’t you know it, a few days later, I got a call from the girl. She was obviously interested. But then…tragedy. A bolt of lightning shook the building, and I lost the phone call. I didn’t have her number, and she never called back. Because it was on a business phone that went through an operator, there was no caller ID. I still curse that lightning crash.
And on another subject, here are two photos that are remarkably similar and, in my opinion, exemplify one of the all-time great poses in big boob photography: tits hanging down, ass and pussy in the air and on full display. It’s like the girls are saying, “Take your pick. Fuck whatever you wish.” Does it get any better than Cathy Patrick (from 1992, on the left) and Christy Marks (from 2007, on the right)?
November 4, 2023 by Dave
I realized we haven’t played “Guess Whose Tits” for a while, so to get back into the swing of things, here’s an easy one.
I’ll make it even easier. Elliot writes, “Your girl [FILL IN THE BLANK] is her usual playful self, giggling, wiggling and jiggling her way to your heart at XLGirls with her big smile, big eyes and even bigger 38G-cup tits, fur-lined pussy and bootylicious ass-cheeks.”
On another subject, so I’m sitting at Fuddrucker’s (the burger chain where, by the way, we discovered Mia Khalifa) when I look over and see a man and a woman, probably in their early 20s, sitting across from each other. She’s wearing a top that’s so low-cut, I can see about 90% of her very big, obviously natural tits. No bra. The shirt is mostly backless, too. And the dude sitting across from her has his face buried in his cell phone for about 10 minutes, never looking up, and he’s not taking pictures of his girlfriend’s tits.
Or maybe it’s his sister? But who would wear that to go out for dinner with her brother? I mean, what was going on here?
I know I don’t have to tell you guys this, but always respect the tits. Always pay attention to the tits. Do not ignore the tits. It’s rude and insensitive. The woman should wear burlap sacks over her tits from now on, but then again, why do we have to suffer for her boyfriend’s insensitivity?
October 21, 2023 by Dave
Yep, that’s a bikini Charlotte is wearing.
What is newcomer Charlotte Queen wearing in this photo? Is it a dress? Is it a bikini dress? Well, it turns out that Charlotte is wearing a bikini and a skirt, and you’ll be happy to know that it all comes off and Charlotte, 100% naked, fucks herself with a dildo today at SCORELAND.
And about that bikini…I just returned from a trip to Spain and Italy, Sicily in particular. And there I was, touring Villa Romana del Casale, a villa in the middle of Sicily that dates back to the 4th Century and is famous for its mosaic titles, when I saw this:
Well, I don’t have to tell you how gobsmacked I was. These girls from the 4th Century, maybe earlier, are wearing bikinis, while I’d thought for forever the bikini wasn’t invented until 1946. But here’s proof that the bikini is over 1,700 years old. And one other thing: It looks like beach volleyball was invented 1,700 years ago, too!
And another thing: Elliot’s blog Thursday about Kim Beltran, in which he says he was surprised Kim did hardcore. I gotta tell ya, I was really surprised that Elliot was surprised. I thought from the first time I saw her that one day, and perhaps very soon, we’d see Kim sucking and fucking.
So, to summarize:
Bikinis invented in the 4th Century: Shocked.
Kim Beltran doing hardcore: Not shocked.
By the way…Spain…particularly Barcelona. How come I never knew that it’s one of the big-tit capitals of the world? Slim, stacked women all over the city are walking around in tiny, midriff-revealing tops and no bras. I strongly suggest Spain for your next vacation.
August 19, 2023 by Dave
Helena is very curvy, too. Ya gotta like that.
Upstate New York hottie Helena Hope, who returns to SCORELAND today, said, “I worked for years in the medical community, but I realized that this is absolutely my calling. I love sharing my sexual desires. I’m proud of my boobs and I’m not ashamed to put them on display. To be honest, if a top doesn’t showcase them, I don’t want to wear it.”
The bikini top Helena’s wearing definitely showcases her tits, but I decided to show a shot of her with the bikini mostly off. Okay, it’s totally off.
I think I mentioned that prior to my interview with Helena, she seemed so shy that I thought, “I’m not going to get anything good out of her.” But then the camera rolled and Helena’s shyness disappeared. Before long, she was demonstrating her deep-throat skills on a very large dildo.
Helena is from an area of New York State, not far from Saratoga, where I used to work, and I’ll tell ya, I never saw any girl with tits like hers. You could accuse me of not looking hard enough, but that would be a lie. And besides, you can’t miss Helena.
