Charlotte Queen is wearing a bikini. Bikinis were invented over 1,700 years ago. Say what?

October 21, 2023 by Dave

Yep, that’s a bikini Charlotte is wearing.

What is newcomer Charlotte Queen wearing in this photo? Is it a dress? Is it a bikini dress? Well, it turns out that Charlotte is wearing a bikini and a skirt, and you’ll be happy to know that it all comes off and Charlotte, 100% naked, fucks herself with a dildo today at SCORELAND.

And about that bikini…I just returned from a trip to Spain and Italy, Sicily in particular. And there I was, touring Villa Romana del Casale, a villa in the middle of Sicily that dates back to the 4th Century and is famous for its mosaic titles, when I saw this:

Well, I don’t have to tell you how gobsmacked I was. These girls from the 4th Century, maybe earlier, are wearing bikinis, while I’d thought for forever the bikini wasn’t invented until 1946. But here’s proof that the bikini is over 1,700 years old. And one other thing: It looks like beach volleyball was invented 1,700 years ago, too!

And another thing: Elliot’s blog Thursday about Kim Beltran, in which he says he was surprised Kim did hardcore. I gotta tell ya, I was really surprised that Elliot was surprised. I thought from the first time I saw her that one day, and perhaps very soon, we’d see Kim sucking and fucking.

So, to summarize:

Bikinis invented in the 4th Century: Shocked.

Kim Beltran doing hardcore: Not shocked.

By the way…Spain…particularly Barcelona. How come I never knew that it’s one of the big-tit capitals of the world? Slim, stacked women all over the city are walking around in tiny, midriff-revealing tops and no bras. I strongly suggest Spain for your next vacation.

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7 responses to “Charlotte Queen is wearing a bikini. Bikinis were invented over 1,700 years ago. Say what?”

  1. X.D. says:

    I’mnwith Mark. Plot/storylines are cool. The Finishing School one was hot! Kudos for all the girl-girl 🙂

  2. Bill says:

    You guys remember seeing Katy Ann in a bikini ? Enough said….

  3. Mark says:

    A little off topic here, but are there any plans to bring back full movies with storylines (i.e. Mamazon, KJugs, Pounding the Pledges, Big Tit Tune Up, etc)? I may be in the minority here, but these were some of the best overall movies ever and would love to see more like them in the future!

  4. Babylon says:

    Stop by for the tits, stay for the history lesson. Great post! If we’re talking about women who rocked bikinis and should definitely come for more shoots…Lola Paradise!

  5. Vijhon says:

    What happened to Shelby Gibson, Kelly Christiansen? Any reader’s wife willing to get hardcore? Waiting for some fresh scenes

  6. BigFanAB says:

    Pls bring back GIA COSTELLO….

    I still can’t get over Gia Costello’s Red BRA Videos and
    her Awesome B/G Videos which SCORE shot beautifully.

    Especially her 2nd visit where she gets properly CUM-FEEDED and
    her Pink shiny beautiful TONGUE gets CUM-COATED.

    I still play that in a REPEAT-LOOP and that’s SPECTACULAR to watch
    and so damn Satisfying…..WOW…..just WOW….!!!…The Climax is pure Hotness….

    Thanking SCORE for Gia’s Amazing B/G videos.

  7. Mo says:

    Will Charlotte Queen do hardcore? It will be a suprise for sure…