Categories for Life With Big Tits

Jessy Bunny cools off her hot bimbo tits

May 2, 2024 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Jessy Bunny said the worst comment she ever heard, intended as a compliment, was “Your boobs look so natural!” It was a total fail at trying to impress Jessy.

He should have said, “I totally love your slutty bimbo boobs,” or something along those lines. By the way, Jessy calls her boobs Sandy and Mandy.

New scene today.

“Everything I wanted to hear from a guy was, ‘Babe, pump these funbags bigger than your head.’”

The many bras (and hairstyles) of Maggie Green

April 27, 2024 by Elliot James 1 Comment

“How long a bra will last me depends on how much I wear it,” Maggie Green said. “I have tons of bras because I love to buy them. I love feeling sexy in lacy and satin bras.

“I wear much smaller bras when I’m doing photo shoots to make them pop out more. I used to think I was a 36 something, and then one of my good friends, who’s also a model, convinced me to get a good bra fitting at Nordstrom’s, and lo and behold, I was a 34 instead of a 36 and a bigger cup size than I thought. And it’s a huge difference. It makes my bras fit better.”

Maggie wears classic lingerie in today’s scene.

“When I want to feel sexy and attract attention, I make sure to put on a low-cut tank top and a bra that gives me major cleavage.”

This looks like a bra a belly dancer would wear.

“I wear a bra most of the time, except sometimes I like to wear a really tight tank top and then I don’t need a bra.”



In this scene with JMac, Maggie asks if we “like watching me play with my big, fucking titties?”

Maggie’s bra didn’t stay on for long in this scene.

A good bra keeps her tits secure when riding.



Maggie was the secretary of a 1940s private eye in this shoot.


Nipple stimulation makes Sofia Damon feel good

February 29, 2024 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

In today’s scene, Sofia Damon clips on nipple clamps for the extra breast stimulation when she rubs her pussy and plays with her squirting toy. Besides using her fingers to stimulate her nipples, Sofia enjoyed the sensations that the nipple clamps gave her.

When nipples clamps are removed, blood flows back into the nipples, releasing the “love hormone” oxytocin associated with orgasm. Experts say nipple clamps should be worn only for a short time.

Sofia used to sell mobile phones. This is better. “I have a special gift of big tits and I am grateful,” Sofia said. “I love going shopping in short dresses. When I go to the beach, I like to wear very small swimsuits.”

Sofia Damon gets nippy pleasure.


Tan-lined tits

February 17, 2024 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Tan lines are impressive. Tan-lined tits make your eyes zero-in on pale, white boobs surrounded by tanned skin. A lot of girls who don’t want pale boobs will get a spray tan all over their bods to avoid that look.
When new models who are on the pale side come to SCORE, we suggest they don’t go to the beach and keep out of the sun until the shoots are over. Tan-lined tits are beautiful. Sun-burned tits are not.

Valentina Monroe


Sigal Acon

Scarlet Red

Lady hairstylists throughout the ages at SCORELAND

December 16, 2023 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Curious about female hairstylists for men, I checked it out on a search engine and discovered Lady Jane’s Haircuts for Men. They have over 100 shops nationwide. Knockouts is a chain of over 50 shops mostly in  the mid-west. There was a place called Exposed, the Eye Candy Salon in Las Vegas, but it closed. That got me thinking about our SCORE shoots about lady barbers over the years.  Girls with big boobs are perfect for them. I should mention that what goes on at SCORE hair salon stays in SCORE hair salon.

Holly Wood knows what good head means.

Kate Marie is not the kind of girl to give you the brush.

Krystal Swift was known for her hair-raising skills.

Licensed cosmetologist Kayla Kupcakes owned a hair salon called Beach Babies in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. It closed a few years ago.

Melissa Long: Fresh & busty

December 1, 2023 by Elliot James 1 Comment

SCORELAND is posting a new scene of Melissa Long today and I’m glad of it. It was overdue, in my opinion. Melissa is busty and proud of it.

Melissa said when she was in school, her classmates accused her of putting socks in her bra. That comment reminded me of a model named Bre from Georgia. We filmed Bre in 2003.

Bre’s classmates also accused her of the heinous crime of bra-stuffing. She said they were merciless.

“I was short and cute with boobs, and they had no boobs at all,” Bre said  “One time, we were at this pep rally and all these guys were saying, ‘You stuff your bra! You stuff it with toilet paper!’ I lifted up my shirt and I said, ‘Yeah, that’s right. I stuff it with my titties.’ I got in trouble and got suspended. I was always getting in trouble in school for wearing little skirts and little tops. I hated school because I always got into trouble for no reason, just because of what I wore.”

I hope that Melissa was not treated as badly as Bre was.

Twenty years later and some girls and some guys are still accusing other girls of being bra-stuffers. Where is the progress?

Pretty Melissa Long is tiny and top-heavy.


You know her. You love her. Angie Bravo

November 10, 2023 by Elliot James

“If I masturbate, I like to masturbate with vibrators,” our petite and stacked amiga Angie Bravo said. “I did it very often until I became addicted, but not so much anymore. I recovered. What I love is having my big tits sucked a lot.”

Angie is also addicted to self-sucking her nipples. She makes her boobs dripping wet with her spit in today’s scene. If anyone has nipple-gasms from sucking her own tits, Angie is that girl.

“Do you like me playing with my spit?” Angie asks. “I like it a lot. I’m all covered in drool.” Angie doesn’t need to ask that question, but we like to hear it. New scene today!

Suck it, Angie, suck it.

Alexya makes the world a beautiful place

October 14, 2023 by Elliot James

Alexya wants to try skydiving. I don’t know if Alexya or any other models we know have ever done it.

“I’d like to jump out of a plane with a parachute,” Alexya said. This is the number one activity many SCORE and Voluptuous Girls write on their model bios about wanting to try at least once. In my opinion, it’s better to jump up and down on a bed while we film them than throw themselves out of an airplane.

“I didn’t have such big breasts when I was in school,” Alexya told us. “I was about 18 or 19 years old when they started to grow. I was very surprised.”

Alexya will be back in a future issue of SCORE magazine.


“Big-tit lover on the prowl, produce department”

October 5, 2023 by Dave

“I was asked if I needed help carrying my melons at a grocery store. I was confused at first,” said Bad Bella, who returns to SCORELAND today for some solo action. That kind of question will either get you slapped, thrown out of the store or fucked. With Bella, it’s more likely to get you fucked. After all, she told us, “I’ve had sex in several public restrooms, like at Walmart,” so why not in a grocery store?

I wonder…did Bella actually have melons in her shopping cart? Or just in her blouse?

Those of you who are of a certain age might remember the episode of the 1970s show Happy Days when The Fonz teaches Richie Cunningham that the grocery store is a great place to pick up women. I concur.

Bella has covergirl looks and loves to get her tits out, but she also has a very pink, very deep cunt that she loves to spread for your jacking pleasure. Some girls are just as good in solo action as they are in XXX. Bella is one of those girls.

Bad Bella is the kind of girl you hope to bump into at the supermarket produce section.


Never ask a woman how big her fruit is

August 5, 2023 by Dave

Tanya has skills.

Comparing the various sizes of fruit as they relate to the size of boobs, Elliot recently wrote that oranges are B-cups, peaches are C-cups, coconuts are D- or DD-cups, grapefruits are E- or F-cups and watermelons are G- or H-cups. Today at SCORELAND, G-cup Tanya Virago shows off her watermelons and balances some B-cup oranges on top of them. “Look, ma! No hands!” This photo proves three things:

1. Elliot’s comparison is spot-on.

2. Tanya has incredible balancing skills. Or at least her tits do.

3. Tanya has huge tits. But you already knew that.

Tanya also strips out of a skin-tight red, latex dress, rubs a lot of whipped cream into her tits and proves that her dildo skills are at least as good as Karina Hart’s and that’s saying something.