Categories for Bras
“I jump in the fitting room and imitate tying shoelaces. If after these manipulations everything is in place, then it fits.”
That’s how Holly Garner tests a bra before she buys it.
“I tried a couple of times to buy bras with a large volume and then alter them, but I have a rather narrow waist and it is better to buy a product in the exact size.”
Most bras last between six-to-nine months if they’re well-maintained, hand-washed and hang-dried, not tossed in a dryer.
“I have a heavy chest, so bras are not easy,” Holly said. With frequent wear, a bra will last me about six months. ”
Guys have it easier. We throw a worn T-shirt on the floor and change into a new one.
Holly Garner has an incredible rack, and I don’t meant the rack behind her. New set and video today.
When is a bra not a bra? When is a bikini not a bikini?
To be precise, I call what Katy Ann is wearing a “string thing.” It’s like a combination of a bra and an extreme bikini.
It’s like something hot chicks wear in quality science-fiction movies but way skimpier than Jane Fonda’s outfits in Barbarella.
Whatever it’s called, Katy Ann is a smasher wearing it. She’s a smasher not wearing it. She could wear a HAZMAT suit and still look like a smasher.
Katy Ann talks about her new lingerie and calls her boobs cum catchers in today’s video. She says they weigh over 10 pounds. Katy Ann’s voice is so sexy, she could teach advanced classes in jack talk and phone sex.
It’s a string thing. Cha-ching!
There’s a lot to be thankful for this holiday season. Big boobs. Girls with big boobs. Girls who like to show their big boobs. And, before they slip my mind, big boobs.
I was watching some older movies and TV shows and most of the actresses wore bullet-bras under their sweaters and tops. (Perry Mason on MeTV is loaded with women wearing bullet-bras.) Those bras with cone-shaped cups created such forward thrust that even small-chested women looked very busty. Motivated and appreciative, I searched through our sites for our contributions to this once-popular fashion statement.
A similar photo of legend Lisa Phillips rocking a bullet-bra under a tight top was used as a cover shot for an issue of the now-defunct Gent magazine when SCORE‘s founder John Fox was its editor-in-chief.
Cherry Brady is a major fan of bullet-bras and retro underwear.
Katie Thornton’s bullet-bra freed the nipples.
Mischel Lee added old-fashioned stockings and underwear to her bullet-bra look.
Our friend Hitomi wore a bullet-bra under her sweater in this work of art photo.
Ricki Raxxx wants bras that uplift her 44M-cup breasts. “Push ’em up” is her philosophy. She wants bras that make her boobs look rounder.
I was impressed by how easily Ricki could strap on bras that looked way too small. For Ricki, anyway. Most women’s boobs would get lost in Ricki’s cup-holders. Her bras could double as parachutes. At least in the movies of my imagination. A few of the bras Ricki tries on leave the upper half of her saucer-sized areolae exposed. They just ain’t big enough.
The top half of Ricki’s areolae are not covered by her bra cups but that’s okay.
Victoria Vale’s first XXX scene was released last week, and if there’s one word that sums up the reaction, that word is the usual “More.”
It caught everyone by surprise, especially since Victoria’s previous scene (an F-machine solo) appeared at SCORELAND on December 6, 2018, almost three years ago. I’d wondered about her since then.
The comments included:
“Victoria Vale is simply amazing! Good job, SCORELAND!”
“One of my all time favourites.”
“Wow! She is gorgeous, more of her, much more please.”
“Victoria is fucking HOT! I hope she models for a LONG time!”
“Wow, she is hot can we have a solo scene with her too?”
There will be another XXX scene and solos so, yeah, you will be seeing “more” of Victoria.
I’ll wrap up this Blog with a comment by Victoria. “Thank you so much to SCORELAND and the incredibly sexy Brick Danger for such a fantastic ‘first time.'”
In her first XXX scene, Victoria tried on bras for Brick Danger before she tried on Brick.
July ends with a bang at XLGirls.com when Milly Marks meets a guy who gets to celebrate Breast Appreciation Day, a holiday I just made up. (If they can invent a holiday for pizza, I can make one for big boobs.) He sits on the bed and obsesses over Milly’s bras and panties, waiting for her to walk into the bedroom and try them on for size.
Milan is a boob-man. When I saw him get boob drunk on Stella Daniels’ huge tits, I thought that he should meet Milly the next time she shoots here. The studio must have read my mind. I was glad to see that Milly kept her bush garden.
One of the biggest favorites ever at XL Girls and SCORELAND (“One of the greatest V-Girls ever,” Dave wrote), Milly walks into a bedroom and flashes that familiar amused, naughty smile when she sees Milan’s reaction to her. Another man has been caught in the inescapable grip of Milly Marks fever. Milly tries on the bras at his request, and after that, he gets to do what countless guys dream of doing.
This hangers photo is a perfect example of Milly’s current boob size and shape.
Cleo is looking at her brassiere collection. She has a lot of bras. I don’t know where she buys them but it’s a challenge to find the right ones for her enormous naturals, a challenge many SCORE and Vmag Girls face.
“I’m trying to decide which bra to wear for my next SCORE shoot,” Cleo says.
Every girl has her own way of putting on a bra. Cleo hooks the back-band from the front and spins it around to fill the cups and pull the straps over her shoulders.
After trying on her choices and putting them to the jiggle and bounce test, Cleo’s tits need soothing. A spray of white cream and a breast massage is exactly what she wants.
Cream on, Cleo!
With tits like hers, Victoria doesn’t need a bra.
Victoria Lobov puts on a bra show today at SCORELAND. Photos and videos. The photo above is of Victoria in my favorite bra. Oh, you say she’s not wearing that bra? That’s exactly why I like it so much.
In addition to her solo scenes, Victoria can be seen in XXX action (including anal) at SCORELAND and 40SomethingMag.com. As you know, Victoria’s hardcore plunge was unexpected. We thought she’d just tit-fuck JMac’s cock, and before we knew it, she had his dick down her throat and in her pussy.
Prior to that, I had the opportunity to interview Victoria. She was about to shoot a scene at a house in Hialeah, Florida, and Victoria was getting her makeup and hair done, so I had a few minutes to chat with her. Well, we’re talking, and I look in the backyard, and there’s the pool guy. It was like something out of a porno scene. I half expected Victoria to stand up, go outside, bring him inside and start a scene.
But I guess real life doesn’t work that way.
I said to Victoria, “You know how in those porn scenes, the model is always having sex with the pool boy and electrician and pizza delivery guy? Do you think that ever happens in real life?”
And Victoria said, “No.”
I was astounded. “No? Never?”
“Never,” Victoria said.
“Not once in the history of mankind?”
What do you think? Is Victoria right? Or are pool boys/service workers/delivery men getting all the trim?
Sofia Deluxe is the first girl from our most-recent week of photo shoots in Colombia. Another new Colombian babe is coming to SCORELAND Saturday.
Let’s see if my reasoning makes any sense:
• Christopher Columbus discovered America when he sailed the ocean blue in fourteen-hundred and ninety-two.
• Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, Independence Day in the United States.
• If not for Columbus, there might not be a United States as we know it. Therefore, no Fourth of July as we know it.
• Newcomer Sofia Deluxe is from the Caldas region of Colombia. She has huge, natural tits. That second sentence has nothing to do with Colombus.
• According to Lonely Planet, one of my favorite travel resources, “Colombia is named after Christopher Columbus, even though he never set foot on Colombian soil. It was Alonso de Ojeda, one of Columbus’ companions on his second voyage, who was the first European to set foot on the land in 1499. He briefly explored the Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta and was astonished by the wealth of the local Indians and the big tits of the local girls.”
I made up that last part.
Anyway, since Columbus discovered America and Colombia is named after Columbus, even though he never went to Colombia, and Sofia Deluxe is from Colombia, it seems symbolic that Sofia should make her debut at XLGirls.com today, the day before the Fourth of July.
Watching the girls try on and take off a collection of bras (and tight tops) has been a regular feature for years. No one was doing this until we did it.
One of the first bra and tight tops video shows at SCORELAND happened in 2003 when the great Cherry Brady tried on bras and tops while Dave and I sat there with brain freeze. A clip is posted on the SCORELAND Blog.
Trying on bras is an erotic experience when Lana Blanc does it. In fact, everything Lana does is erotic and sensuous. Lana’s voice is as seductive as her personality. Tomorrow’s scene is the proof.
“I buy very big bras” Lana said. “My two favorite brands are Prima Donna and Panache. I can’t buy bras off the rack without them needing adjustment. I always wear a bra.”
In the bra zone with Lana.