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Patty Michova: The new look

September 23, 2023 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Patty Michova works out at the gym every day to keep herself slim and fit. She also roller skates and dances.

“I’m proud of the looks that guys give me and I appreciate the attention,” Patty wrote. “I work hard to keep my body firm and tight because the camera doesn’t lie.”

Patty said she’s a fan of The Simpsons and her favorite character is Homer.  (The show is broadcast in Slovakia and the Czech Republic.) One day I want to poll SCORE Girls and ask if they have any favorite cartoon TV shows.

Patty has a new look.




Safira Yakkuza and Bad Bella make their SCORELAND debuts

September 22, 2023 by Dave 2 Comments

Safira is the epitome of super-slim ‘n’ stacked.

When I heard that a girl named Safira Yakkuza was debuting at SCORELAND Thursday, I thought, “That’s great! Another Japanese girl.” We haven’t had a lot of Japanese big-busters, but we just inducted one, Hitomi, in the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So here’s another. Then Elliot told me she’s slim ‘n’ stacked. Great!

Stupid me. I was thinking “yakuza,” as in the Japanese mafia. Safira is not Japanese. Far from it (about 6,000 miles as the crow flies). Safira is from Spain, and as you can see in this picture, she’s really slim and really stacked.

Well, we haven’t had many Spanish girls, either (Bridgette B. is one who comes to mind), so, welcome, Safira.

Today at SCORELAND, another busty babe, this one from the U.S. of A., makes her debut, and she does it by sucking and fucking. That’ll get their attention! Put your hands together (if you’re not using them to jack your cocks) for the beautiful, talented, blonde babe Bad Bella, who’s not bad at all. She’s very good.

Bad Bella shaved her snatch and wore crotchless panties for her debut.




Big news! Alexya is back!

September 16, 2023 by Dave 5 Comments

Nice to see you, too, Alexya

Yesterday, I reported that Hitomi is the newest member of the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame.

Today, I am happy to report that Alexya’s eventual induction into the big-tit pantheon will be delayed for a while because she’s back at SCORELAND with new photos and a video. More than five years after we last saw her in the Dominican Republic for On Location North Coast, and I think her tits are bigger.

You can be the judge.

Charlotte Queen & Her Royal Rack

September 14, 2023 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Charlotte Queen knows how to undress to impress, but I’ve got to say that she sure picks the sexiest outfits and swimsuits. She said the best thing she’s ever done is become a model, and I agree with her 100%. Now I just need 100 more exactly like Charlotte and my life will be complete. I don’t ask for much.

Inflation is rising around the world because of Charlotte.


Kim Beltran sucks and fucks the room service guy’s cock…does this really happen in real life?

September 8, 2023 by Dave 1 Comment

Today at SCORELAND, Kim fucks the room service guy.

A fun weekend at SCORELAND starts today with hot Latina Kim Beltran sucking and fucking the hotel room service guy’s cock. It’s Kim’s second fuck scene ever.

I’m sure there must be someone out there who works for a hotel or delivers food or is a plumber or an electrician or a pool boy or some kind of home contractor. In porn, guys in these professions get pussy all the time, so I have to ask: Has this kind of thing ever happened to you on the job and, if so, how often has it happened? If it did happen, did any of the girls have big tits? I just need to know.

Several years ago, I was talking to Victoria Lobov while she was getting ready for her first shoot when we looked outside and saw the pool man working on the homeowner’s pool. I asked Victoria if she thought pool boys get as much pussy in real life as they do in porn life. She laughed and said no. Then I asked her if she thinks they get any pussy at all while on the job. She said, “It depends on what they look like.”

So that’s a maybe.

The fun continues tomorrow with Helena Hope demonstrating her deep-throat skills on a toy. Helena has been hesitant so far, but I really hope and pray we can get her into the studio one day for a professional hardcore shoot (she’s doing amateur stuff). Helena told us that people say she reminds them of Daphne Rosen. Well, Helena, if that’s the case, get into our studio, suck some cock and fuck, like Daphne did. You don’t have to take it up the ass (but I won’t complain if you do).

Helena looks hungry.




Jennifer Mendez gets a grip

September 2, 2023 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Jennifer Mendez is back at SCORELAND today. Young and loaded with sex hormones, Jennifer’s sex drive seems to have few limits. When Jennifer masturbates, she usually uses a sex toy from the Womanizer line.

Readers occasionally ask why some girls pose with a dildo sticking in their pussies without holding it. Jennifer does this in this photo. The reason is to show how tight their pussies are. Jennifer can keep the dildo from slipping out just by contracting her vaginal muscles. She can do the same thing with a cock.

Patty Michova undergoes an incredible transformation, but she’s still the same fuck doll she’s always been

September 1, 2023 by Dave Leave your thoughts

I don’t think I’ve ever seen any girl undergo as dramatic a transformation in her look just by changing her hair color as Patty Michova has. Patty, who first shot for us in 2013, always had dark hair, but now she’s a blonde. The difference is really startling. I didn’t recognize her at first. Neither did SCORE magazine’s director of print operations and art director, two guys who look very closely. Casca Akashova has changed her hair color and length several times, but you always know, “That’s Casca.” With Patty, I wasn’t 100% certain until she started sucking cock and fucking. That’s unmistakably Patty, as are her tits.

Her pussy hair is still the same color. She doesn’t have any.

Big-titted MILF alert!

August 26, 2023 by Dave Leave your thoughts

Two lucky dudes community service McKenzie Lee.

McKenzie Lee is a 44-year-old MILF from England who barely weighs 100 pounds, and a lot of that is in her tits. She’s super-slim, super-stacked. In McKenzie’s scene this week at, she’s enjoying a quiet afternoon at home, sitting on her couch and reading, when she hears a knock on the door. She’d rather not be bothered, but when she opens the door, she sees two men standing there and invites them in.

“We’re here to do some community service,” one of them says, “and we were wondering if you needed our assistance.”

Community service, eh? I’ve heard that before. If these guys want to go door-to-door in search of big-boobed babes to fuck, why don’t they do something more productive, like become plumbers or cable TV installers?

Meanwhile, over at SCORELAND, 19-year-old Crystal Chase is back and looking smashing, and I think her bush is bushier than before.

Enjoy your weekend.

Crystal Chase