It’s time to play Guess Whose Tits!

I realized we haven’t played “Guess Whose Tits” for a while, so to get back into the swing of things, here’s an easy one.

I’ll make it even easier. Elliot writes, “Your girl [FILL IN THE BLANK] is her usual playful self, giggling, wiggling and jiggling her way to your heart at XLGirls with her big smile, big eyes and even bigger 38G-cup tits, fur-lined pussy and bootylicious ass-cheeks.”

On another subject, so I’m sitting at Fuddrucker’s (the burger chain where, by the way, we discovered Mia Khalifa) when I look over and see a man and a woman, probably in their early 20s, sitting across from each other. She’s wearing a top that’s so low-cut, I can see about 90% of her very big, obviously natural tits. No bra. The shirt is mostly backless, too. And the dude sitting across from her has his face buried in his cell phone for about 10 minutes, never looking up, and he’s not taking pictures of his girlfriend’s tits.

Or maybe it’s his sister? But who would wear that to go out for dinner with her brother? I mean, what was going on here?

I know I don’t have to tell you guys this, but always respect the tits. Always pay attention to the tits. Do not ignore the tits. It’s rude and insensitive. The woman should wear burlap sacks over her tits from now on, but then again, why do we have to suffer for her boyfriend’s insensitivity?

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