It’s time to play Guess Whose Tits!

November 4, 2023 by Dave

I realized we haven’t played “Guess Whose Tits” for a while, so to get back into the swing of things, here’s an easy one.

I’ll make it even easier. Elliot writes, “Your girl [FILL IN THE BLANK] is her usual playful self, giggling, wiggling and jiggling her way to your heart at XLGirls with her big smile, big eyes and even bigger 38G-cup tits, fur-lined pussy and bootylicious ass-cheeks.”

On another subject, so I’m sitting at Fuddrucker’s (the burger chain where, by the way, we discovered Mia Khalifa) when I look over and see a man and a woman, probably in their early 20s, sitting across from each other. She’s wearing a top that’s so low-cut, I can see about 90% of her very big, obviously natural tits. No bra. The shirt is mostly backless, too. And the dude sitting across from her has his face buried in his cell phone for about 10 minutes, never looking up, and he’s not taking pictures of his girlfriend’s tits.

Or maybe it’s his sister? But who would wear that to go out for dinner with her brother? I mean, what was going on here?

I know I don’t have to tell you guys this, but always respect the tits. Always pay attention to the tits. Do not ignore the tits. It’s rude and insensitive. The woman should wear burlap sacks over her tits from now on, but then again, why do we have to suffer for her boyfriend’s insensitivity?

 

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11 responses to “It’s time to play Guess Whose Tits!”

  1. Desco says:

    Old school heavy hangers!

  2. Fletch says:

    Beef: you may not have had the right answer, but you had the funniest! Hahahaha!

  3. Dave says:

    Yep, it’s Xena Zoraki, one of my new favorites.

  4. Bill says:

    well? whose marvelous TITS are these ???

  5. REYREY says:

    At first I said the queen Anna Katz, then I thought nope , she is more tanned and a bit larger in the chest. Then I said Xena, it’s gotta be. And low and behold . Everyone else has said Xena as well haha. She is sexy !!

  6. Johnny says:

    Xena The Warrior Princess !

  7. Joey says:

    Berf, you are mistaken. Unless you think Maserati is a white woman, this is clearly Xena Zoraki.

  8. Berf says:

    Maserati. Unmistakable.

  9. Crazy Jose says:

    I also think it’s Xena

  10. slugworth says:

    my guess is Xena Zoraki

  11. Joey says:

    This is easy. It’s Xena Zoraki! I’ve been jacking off to her consistently for the last year. I can recognize those juicy tits from a mile away!