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A hard topic about breasts and hardcore scenes

Posted by Elliot James on Oct 6, 2015 in Hardcore XXX, modeling jobs, Point/Counterpoint, Poll

The SCORELAND Blog is a good platform for the topic I’m going to throw out here.

For years, there’s been a debate, on various forums among hardcore porn super-consumers, the guys who watch tons of the stuff like other people watch sports, about the differences on-screen between European porn girls and their American and British counterparts. Who’s hotter? Who’s natural and who’s mechanical in their scenes? Who’s more attractive, better at hardcore and better built? Who’s more high-energy or, on the flip side, approaching coma levels? This debate never seems to end and probably never will.

But this Blog won’t be about that.

In the SCORE universe, the girls with enhanced breasts seem more interested in doing hardcore porn than the natural-breasted girls. Or they may seem more interested because they often do hardcore from the start instead of waiting and returning to try it.

Sheridan Love, Tigerr Benson, Amy Anderssen, Alyssa Lynn, Sandra Star, Claudia Marie, Brook Ultra, Holly Brooks, Claudia KeAloha, Nadia Villanova, Bridgette B., Sharon Pink, Mischel Lee, Cathy Heaven, Patty Michova, Jenna Jayden, Lolly Ink, Barbie Kelley, Red Vixen, Marta La Croft, Harmony Reigns, Angelina Castro, Annelise Croft, Jordan Pryce, Mia Khalifa/Callista, Savannah Stevens and Demmi Valentine do hardcore.

Naturals that do hardcore are as great at sex on-camera as the enhanced girls, but the natural numbers are still behind.

Naturals who do hardcore: Liza Biggs, Maserati, Cat Bangles, Sirale, Elle Flynn, Anastasia Lux, Roxi Red, Katarina Dubrova, Cameron Skye, Maggie Green, Alana Lace, Krystal Swift, Harlow Nyx, Chloe Rose, Veronika, Marie Leone, Barbara Angel, Emilia Boshe and Cassie Cute.

So why this difference between naturals and augmented girls in the hardcore world? And does a breast connection even exist? It may not. Some girls get boob jobs because they want to become porn stars or models. During the early years of SCORE, girls got boob jobs and became dancers then moved into hardcore.

So the question is, why are there more augmented girls in hardcore than the naturals?

Thoughts?

Mia Khalifa (formerly Mia Callista)

Alana Lace

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Out of the “Scorecard” mailbox

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 10, 2014 in Letters and comments, Point/Counterpoint, The Life of an Editor

Bex measures up.

Email your thoughts, ideas and comments to the “Scorecard” reader forum at score@scoregroup.com.

Discovering Bex

I’ve never heard of Bex Shiner. But based on what I’ve seen, she should become quite famous with the SCORE and Voluptuous fans. If I had been fortunate enough to be locked up in a Big Brotherhouse with her for 51 days, I would have had to

"My pleasure over Anjii is intense and prolonged," writes R.N.

masturbate several times a day or risk getting caught walking around with a serious boner.–D.B.

Uneven Pairs

One of the things I noticed is that one of Hitomi’s breasts is larger than the other.  For some reason I find that very exciting.  Are there other readers who get turned on when a model has breasts of different sizes? I would also like to give a special compliment to lovely Anjii Ross.  She is unique. Usually when I jack, I go fast and furious and cum quickly.  So I really appreciate when a model is so breathtakingly beautiful that I can sit back, relax and stroke slowly and sensuously while I enjoy every aspect of the lady’s beauty. Anjii affects me that way. Her natural breasts hang in a very alluring way and everything about her is perfect. I even stroke with pleasure over Anjii’s upskirt view of her sexy panties before she begins to strip. My pleasure over Anjii is intense and prolonged. Thanks for reading.-R.N.

Kristy doesn't need a horse to saddle up.

Riding The Bull

Something which would be fun for the models to try would be a topless filmed annual rodeo bull (machine) riding competition with perhaps six venues and up to eight models at each. At the slow, then fast speeds. Longest combined times wins. One or more of each to eliminate two models in each round. Later rounds with two to four goes at each speed.-P.R.

It’s safer for a model to ride the cock instead.

 

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Boobs denied gravity

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 5, 2014 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, bras, Life With Big Tits, Point/Counterpoint

French scientist says bras don't help.

Dr. Jean-Denis Rouillon, a professor of sports science at the University Hospital of Besançon in France, has concluded that women would be better off not wearing bras.

Dr. Rouillon has spent 15 years studying tits. SCORE topped that record by seven years and we’re still studying them.

“Medically, physiologically and anatomically, breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra,” Rouillon claimed.

You can imagine how the bra industry felt about this announcement. A lot of bra wearers who read about his study did not accept it either. I’m not so sure either.

“This might be true for girls with small boobies, but for girls with D cups or DD cups and bigger, excuse me, but gravity will only take over. Running a marathon if you are DD or FF would be incredibly uncomfortable,” said one female critic of Rouillon’s hypothesis.

“These are preliminary results,” Dr. Rouillon said in a follow-up. “The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population. That would require something like 300,000 subjects. We will simply have to recruit a larger sample of the female population, and conduct further research.”

It’s a tough job but someone has to do it and Dave and I don’t have the time to help out even though it sounds like fun. I suppose you can write the Doc care of University Hospital in Besançon and volunteer.

To bra or not to bra? That is the question.

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SCORE Babes in toyland…the debate continues

Karina Hart really knows how to handle a toy…like it's a cock!

SCORE reader A.D. from Carmichael, California, writes:

“The best way to finish off a fabulous titty show is with an enthusiastic toy show. If Sha Rizel masters masturbation as well as Karina Hart, Merilyn Sakova or Anna Song have, she will be the best SCORE Girl ever. While there are actresses who are very fun fuckers, mostly guys just get in the way of the best models, both by blocking the view and by taking away the girls’ control. Consider that for all the name actresses you have at SCORE, any of whom can sell a disc of their scenes alone, there is no male actor worth naming, let alone selling a disc based on their appearance. It’s all about the ladies. That’s why I’m always eager to spend money on toy shows and rarely spend on boy-girl XXX.”

J.D. once again brings up an interesting point that’s a subject for debate: toys or XXX? Toys or no toys in masturbation scenes? Four years ago, a SCORELAND poll asked, Do you like to see solo girl toy usage in still pictures?” There was no majority decision. Although 44% said yes, 30% said no and 26% didn’t care either way.

I wonder if that has changed.

I do think J.D. is in the minority and that most SCORELAND members prefer hardcore to solo masturbation, toy or no toy. Am I right about that? Or are times changing again?

 

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Letters. Letters about big boobs, sex, SCORE and Voluptuous.

Bob writes: “Guys love girls walking without bras in tight, cleavage-spilling clothes, breasts jiggling and heaving with every step. Yet, for whatever reason, we seldom see any good long shots of this. I mean, for a full minute or so without the dizzy gonzo view of some Handycam, which blurs the movement of the breasts. So the idea is this: Use a dolly and just have the girls do their runway walk in different outfits. It would be a great extension of the standard outfi- trying scenes that we love. But please, ditch the Handycam and keep the angle at slightly above breast level so we have the best view.”

M.V. writes: “When the girl’s doing a hardcore video, please have her squeeze, lick and suck her own tits as much as possible while the guy’s fucking her in different positions. I love to see a girl fixated on her tits. Another thing I like to see is the couple changing positions instead of that part being cut out by the editor. It looks more natural. Please keep this in mind with all your future hardcore videos.”

KMan writes: “It isn’t that I don’t think you should have variety for your sites. I understand that you have to cater to a wide range of fans and tastes. My main concerns stem from that it seems like EVERY scene ends with a creampie of some kind. If it’s a girl who’s done a few scenes, like Eva Notty, for example, and you do a creampie or an interracial, I have zero problem with that. I just won’t view that scene and have others to choose from. However, it seems that every new model’s first scenes are creampies, particularly on XLGirls. I am a long-time member of your sites because I like your content and the girls, and I like how the scenes were filmed. They were filmed classy, with a good emphasis on the girls curves and chests and that is usually where the pop shot ended.

“Over the last year or so, it seems that you’ve gotten away from there, with more and more internal cumshots as the main focus on scenes. I guess my only complaint would be to stick to what SCORE started to be and that was boobs and more boobs. If you wanted to do multiple scenes, or have internal shots on a separate site, then I’d have no issue. It would be as if you started having more and more and finally most scenes, especially with new girls, end with the guy finishing on their feet or their ass. You don’t do that, and if you do, you have a site like LegSex.com or BootyLicious.com to feature that. I’m not sure what your overall response is to internal shots. My guess is it is positive if you keep doing them, and I wouldn’t expect you to change for me or a few other people if the majority are happy. I would only ask that you keep in mind the spirit of what your main site, SCORELAND, was founded on.”

Send your SCORE emails to SCORE@ScoreGroup.com and your V-mag emails to Voluptuous@ScoreGroup.com.

Happy Birthday, Summer Sinn (April 23)

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I have some questions for you. You might not want to answer them. But, hey, we’re all grownups here…right?

Angel likes it, but would you allow your cock to get even this close to another guy's cock?

I’m going to ask you some questions. I’m not going to make any of these questions a poll because polls call for cut-and-dried, yes-or-no answers. I’d like to know not only your answers to these questions but also your feelings about them and, if appropriate, your experiences.

Now, these are not typical questions. You might not like some of them. These are the kinds of questions that most guys don’t talk about amongst themselves.

But, hey, this is a Blog. There’s a certain amount of anonymity involved. So let’s discuss.

1. Have you eaten, or would you ever eat, your creampie out of a girl’s pussy?

2. Have you French-kissed, or would you ever, French kiss, a girl immediately after she’s swallowed your load…before she’s had a glass of water or something to wash it down.

3. Have you ever allowed, or would you ever allow, a girl to toss your salad? You know, lick your butthole. Maybe finger it, too.

4. Would you DP a girl? With another guy, of course. That’s what DP is all about. I know a lot of us enjoy watching DP scenes. But would you ever participate in one?

Those are enough questions for now. I have others.

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Bella French’s pussy bomb, Melissa Manning’s centerpiece of cleavage and Lily Madison & her 34G-cups

The difference among girls: Some girls, like Angel Wicky, do everything. Some girls will go as far as toys and finger masturbation. Some will only do non-explicit nudity.

And that’s why SCORELAND offers the breast of all worlds. Something for everyone. Hardcore. Solos. Masturbation. Topless. Full nudity. Spread leg. Open pink.

If one girl’s looks or moves don’t turn you on, there will be someone else who does.

Maybe that girl who only shows her big boobs will try hardcore one day. Models read the Blog comments and the comments inside SCORELAND. Encouragement, not criticism, is what is needed. If she doesn’t do hardcore, that’s fine too.

This weekend, we have Angel Wicky in an anal creampie XXX scene with a dude. Today, we have the stunning Montreal hottie Bella French with her wide-screen spreading and two-finger spanking. Tomorrow, curvy and awesomely busty Melissa Manning. Monday, Lily Madison gives herself a hand.  And there’s a Bex Shiner workout video as a weekend bonus. All of these girls have major sex appeal regardless of how hot they go or will ever go.

In the March ’14 Voluptuous magazine, now on sale, B.V from Belgium stated his case. Part of his letter is reprinted here.

“We live in a world where every person has different tastes. I buy your magazine to enjoy breasts and other curves. I don’t care about pink and XXX. I just accept that there are other readers who do enjoy it and I don’t mind. Not understanding that other people have tastes, too, is worse than being narrow-minded. For me, not showing pink does not mean these models feel too good about themselves to do so. They just don’t want to, and that’s their right. That makes them even more attractive.”

I agree with this philosophy, and I’m glad B.V. took the time and effort to write in.

 

 

 

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Out of the “Scorecard” mailbag

Letters. We get letters. SCORE and Voluptuous magazines get every type of letter you can imagine. They come in from long-time contributors and one-shot writers. I used to wonder if a digest-sized magazine collection of reader letters–illustrated with hot photos, of course–would sell. Not letters that go into detail about a pictorial or a specific photo but more generalized and sometimes controversial topics. Here’s a sampling of the mail that’s flown over the transom at SCORE the past few months. Got a letter for “Scorecard”? Write SCORE Magazine, 1629 NW 84 Ave., Miami, FL 33126 or email SCORE@SCOREGroup.com.

Dear SCORE

I’m a huge Minka fan, so it’s always great to see her in SCORE, but you cannot be serious with the stud who’s handling her in the November ’13 issue. Ivan looks like he should still be in school studying, not fooling around with some of the most amazing tits on the planet. Sorry, but the shot where he’s reaching around and groping her titties is just ridiculous. He looks clearly out of his depth (not to mention four inches shorter than her), and it shouldn’t be happening. Please, if you’re going to get someone to handle a goddess like Minka, get someone with some serious experience.-C.A., (To Be Published in February ’14 SCORE)

From "How Minka Rewards Loyalty."

Dear SCORE,

Wow! I never thought SCORE and its readers were so highbrow. Two references to Webster’s dictionary in “Scorecard” in six years. And both referencing the same thing: wool sweaters. In the June 2013 issue, D.G. of Liverpool, England complained about the sweaters you are posing your models in not being real sweaters because the sweaters are not made of wool. I lodged the same complaint in the July 2007 issue with my letter (“Models Who Wear Tight Shirts That We Call Sweaters”). As far as I’m concerned, D.G. is right.

Listen, nobody appreciates your sweater pictorials more than me, but let’s pose some of your buxom beauties in real wool sweaters. Hey, I know you shoot most of your pictorials in Miami where it never gets cold, but if you’re having trouble finding wool sweaters, I’ve got a whole closet full of them. If you’d like me you to bring a bunch on my next trip to Miami, I certainly will. Trust me, your big-titted babes will explode even a men’s sweater. And always remember this: A truly busty girl’s tits looks almost comical ripping apart a wool sweater. The only thing is, the effect it will have on your cock is anything but funny. Trust me, try the wool sweater thing if you have a zaftig girlfriend. After seeing how she looks in the sweater, you will be so turned on, she’ll thank you later after the third or fourth time you pound her. Just be careful to take her sweater off if you bang her tits. Although I never do. I just make a mess and buy her more wool sweaters.–T.N. (Published in September ’13 SCORE)

Melissa Manning: Sweater Stretcher.

 

Dear SCORE

Over the years, The SCORE Group has provided many super-beautiful and super-hot and busty ladies, but in my opinion, Sensual Jane is the hottest and most beautiful babe of all time. Her recent clip (“Mad Sex Skills” with Neeo) was simply off the charts!

I have seen Sensual Jane in other clips from other venues wearing a Star of David necklace, so the fact that she is a beautiful and sexy Jewish babe simply adds to her exotic allure. Over the years, The SCORE Group has offered its readers and website subscribers a bevy of hot busty and beautiful Jewish babes and Sensual Jane is the icing on that cake. Why doesn’t The SCORE Group offer a special on their hot busty Jewish babes from over the years? When I was in college (the University of Wisconsin in Madison in the early ’70s), 25% of their student body was from the East Coast, and many of these coeds were hot. busty Jewish babes. I was able to date several of these hot ladies and some things I learned from them is that many Jewish girls are from homes where the girls are raised to be comfortable with their own bodies and with their own sexual identities, plus these girls tend to have close relationships with their fathers. These Jewish girls grew up liking men since they were close to their fathers. The net result of these facts tended to be girls who loved sex and loved to fuck. I realize that these statements are generalities, but these statements proved to be true in my case.

In his biography of Barbra Streisand, Barbra: The Way She Is, by Christopher Andersen, the author describes Barbra Streisand as a super-hot sexual animal who bedded-down the following men: Prince Charles, Warren Beatty, Ryan O’Neal, Steve McQueen, Kris Kristofferson, Don Johnson, Jon Voight, Elliott Gould, Andre Agassi, Richard Gere, Omar Sharif, Liam Neeson and Peter Jennings. Anderson also alleges Streisand, 63, was banned from the White House during Bill Clinton’s presidency by his wife, Hillary, after the former First Lady discovered the actress had stayed overnight while she was away, the New York Post reports. According to the author, Streisand would invite these men to her home for the weekend where she would drain their balls of semen. She knew every trick to push their hot buttons, including incredible dirty talk, to get them hard and get them to keep fucking her over and over again. I guess Barbra Streisand was one of the hottest Jewish sexual  ladies of all time.

Obviously, Sensual Jane is a far more beautiful and desirable Jewish babe than a flat-chested Barbra Streisand, but she seems to have many of the same qualities for being able to drain a man’s balls. One thing I’ve noticed and read over the years about women with hard bodies and a strong sex drive is that women with a high testosterone level tend to have a hard body and a powerful sexual appetite. Sensual Jane seems to fall into this category of women, including porn stars like Devon Lee and Kendra Lust. These women tend to have well-developed gluteus maximus muscles (a well-developed booty) and well-developed thighs and calves. Sensual Jane has these qualities in spades. From your description of her sexual appetite, Sensual Jane has a strong need to suck and fuck daily as well. This lady obviously has a high testosterone level as well (women’s ovaries also produce testosterone).
The SCORE Group has produced the hottest Sensual Jane scene (Mad Sex Skills) of all of the scenes I’ve seen of Sensual Jane. I urge you to pursue this lady and to produce even more of her scenes. This busty lady is simply off the charts and nobody has captured her better than The SCORE Group.–Jack from Chicago (Published in December ’13 SCORE)

Sensual Jane: Mad Sex Skills.

 

Dear SCORE,

I used to think I was foolish or totally insane to encourage my wife to pursue her oral pleasures with her male friends. But then I read about Kelly Christiansen’s husband encouraging Kelly to fuck for your cameras. Somehow, I didn’t feel so foolish anymore. It seems like Kelly’s husband gets excited seeing Kelly’s photos and videos just as much as I enjoy hearing my wife’s descriptions of her encounters. She gives me all the details, including how big the guy’s cock was and how his cum tasted. And she enjoys the erections I get from listening to her stories. We met in college, where she was very popular in our dorm because of her oral skills. She chose to marry me rather than any of the other male students because I am not the jealous type. She enjoys giving BJs and loves the taste of cum, just as I am sure Kelly C. enjoys her sessions with your studs. Kelly’s husband seems to share my opinion that we should encourage our wives to enjoy themselves, and we should be happy for our wives.–Name and address withheld (Published in October ’13 SCORE)

Kelly shares the bounteous blessings of her bodacious boobs.

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SCORE and Voluptuous readers write the darndest things: Part deux

With the comment boards on our websites and on the SCORELAND Blog, you can send your thoughts about a set, a video or a model immediately. And that’s great except many of the comments are one or two sentences. Rarely do I see anything longer than a paragraph. It’s just the nature of the electronic times we live in. Communication today is in short bursts. Texts, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr and all the rest are the norm. If we ever got a letter handwritten in cursive, I’d fall out of my chair.

Before the alleged miracle of the Web and home computers and instantly transmitting our feedback, there were the old-school letters columns. “Scorecard” began in the premiere issue of SCORE (June ’92) and has been part of the magazine every month, with rare exceptions. Intended as a reader forum, “Scorecard” is a place where comments, suggestions, criticisms, ideas, requests and questions have always been welcomed.

Here are some memorable ‘Scorecard” letters. Email “Scorecard” at Score@ScoreGroup.com or write SCORE, 1629 NW 84th Ave, Miami, FL 33126 USA.

D-Cup Dating

“Scorecard” #209, Letter #1

I was looking at your models and started wishing I could meet them or someone like them (as many readers do). And I was thinking you guys should come up with a dating service for guys (or gals) looking to date busty women. It is hard for me to date because I am busy with school and other things and it is hard for me to find the right person, not to mention hoping she is busty.  I gave up my job and place to go back to school and pursue an M.D. degree and had to move back in with my parents and brother. This also makes it hard to date since almost all women are looking for guys that already have a good job and their own place. Anyways, it just seems that you find genuinely nice women who are not materialistic, besides being gorgeous and busty.  So, I just had an idea and thought I would write it in.

Thanks for the suggestion. We can sure relate to your goals, but it’s not what we do. (We also don’t believe in auctioning dates with models to the highest bidder.) Anyway, as soon as you become a doctor,  girls will be all over you.

If you're dating a busty beauty, make every day exciting and special.


Grocery Store Boobologist

“Scorecard” #487, Letter #5

The other day while grocery shopping, I encountered a girl who is my kind of people, so to speak. She was slim and rather pretty, although at first I hardly noticed that. And she was dressed rather conservatively except that the neckline of her blouse was cut about as low as it could be, legally speaking, to showcase a rack that was huge, quivering and even vascular to some extent. I mean with a blue vein or two showing on the creamy nakedness. Right on the verge of being gross, you know what I mean? This vascularity thing interests me as I have not really seen it too often on tits. I think I would notice it if it were there. Minka has it, for instance, although not real prominently. But with Minka, I figure it is only logical that such massive implants would increase the blood supply of the supporting structures. The grocery store lady, on the other hand, had tits so perfect, both as to size and quiver, that I figured they had to be naturals. My fantasy is that she got them that way and maintains them that way by simply milking them a lot or by having it done. Seems like that would be a better way to go than implants, and with the added advantage that the hormone changes, etc., might make for a lushified pussy, too.–C.H.

Renee Ross explains the veiny boob thing.

The Complete Guide to Lap Dancing

“Scorecard” #427, Letter #1

Dave Rosenbaum and Elliot James’ article on lap dancing, “The Complete Guide To Lap Dancing” [October '08 SCORE and archived at SCORELAND], was a hoot. I’m sure much of it was true, but I’ve found that strip clubs in North Carolina are dull compared to the clubs in Florida. The part of the article that interested me was the so-called SCORE/Voluptuous model with body odor. I love the natural odor of a woman during sex. Call me a freak and a pervert, but I get off on the smell of women. My girlfriend plays golf, and after 18 holes, she’s hot and sweaty. The first time we had sex was after her three-hour-plus round with her girlfriends. She wanted to shower first, but I was too horny. She worried about her smell. I told her I was turned on by her smell. We fucked all over the apartment for about 45 minutes. I enjoyed every whiff of her body. She knows I’m a freak and loves that I want to smell her pussy and asshole when I’m giving head. So if a girl has a little stink, go for it and enjoy!–B.H.

Carmen Hayes always seems to draw a crowd.

 

“Scorecard” #504, Letter #5

Give The Photographers Credit

I have a suggestion that actually comes from my cousin who is as thrilled with SCORE as I am. He is a professional photographer and he says that one of the reasons for SCORE‘s excellence, in addition to great models of course, is the quality of the photography. In many XXX spreads, the male model blocks the view of the girl, and it’s really the girls that men want. SCORE‘s photographers are better than most in getting the right angles and viewpoints. I am not a photographer myself, but after my cousin pointed out the obvious to me, I can appreciate the difference. My cousin likes to be recognized for his work and says that the photographers’ layouts are rarely given enough credit for their work. SCORE‘s professional camera artists are among the most highly skilled in the business. My cousin suggests, and I’m passing on the suggestion, that you give the photographer credit by name at the beginning of each girl’s layout.–R.N.

We appreciate your, and your cousin’s, interest in the photographers. These neglected men have a new pussy and a new pair of tits a foot away from their faces every day. Can you imagine telling girls you never met before, and may never see again, to spread their pussies and suck on their nipples, and the girls do it? The photographers wake up in the morning and that’s what they have to look forward to at the office. Sad. They’re so unhappy they don’t care about getting any credit. Depression hurts.

Hard at work. Because this kind of work gets them hard.

 

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The tit stat map

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 24, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Boobs in the News, Life With Big Tits, Point/Counterpoint

Sensual Jane does Romania proud.

The German newspaper Bild‘s “Atlas of cup sizes” map shows the average cup sizes around the Earth.

Most of the land mass that was the former U.S.S.R., plus Finland, Sweden and Norway seem to have the most women with a bra size bigger than a D-cup. I have a very difficult time believing that Finland, Sweden and Norway have the most girls with D+ boobs.

The U.S.A., Venezuela and Colombia have the most D-cups.

Australia, Brazil, Argentina, the United Kingdom, Poland, The Ukraine and Canada have C-cups.

Africa is half B and half A-cups.

China and Japan have A-cups.

Greenland is hopeless also with split A and B-cups.

The problem is there’s no the source for the data. Where’s this breast size info coming from? Is there some spy satellite orbiting the globe measuring women country by country?

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