It’s not often that you see a girl lying on her side and self-sucking.
A girl self-sucking her tits is one of my favorite things. Here, Canada’s Smiley Emma takes a deep self-suck. The photos and video go live today at XLGirls.com.
Self-suckers are rare and beautiful. A girl has to have big, fat naturals in order to suck her tits. They also have to be pliable so she can raise her nipple or nipples to her mouth. Any list of the greatest self-suckers ever has to include Emma, Sarah Rae, Gya Roberts, Cassitty (who once hands-free self-sucked both her tits while bouncing up and down on a cock, a feat that has never been equalled) and Autumn-Jade.
Who’s on your list?
I once saw public self-sucking. I told the story here. Nearly 30 years later, it remains one of my fondest big-boob memories.
Roxi admires her huge naturals.
Roxi Red is certainly in the running. This photo is from her set that went live on Sunday at SCORELAND. There’s video, too. Said member Inoteca, “Love the candid shots. And the full length head to toe…that’s the only way to really appreciate just how massive her breasts are in proportion to her body. Amazing.”
Roxi is tall. She’s 5’9″. From what I’ve seen, tall ‘n’ stacked is much more unusual than short ‘n’ stacked. It’s almost as if there’s some kind of genetic law: You can be as tall as you want, but you’re only going to get a certain amount of tit. Of course, Roxi breaks that law.
Who’s the greatest tall ‘n’ stacked girl ever?
By the way, if you love Alaura Grey, this would be a very good time to join XLGirls.com. If you wait until July 7, you’re going to get something but you’re also going to miss something. So don’t wait until July 7.
Hitomi has a hot spot.
“My secret pleasure is my nipple,” Hitomi said. “I like them to be touched every day. I like a man to touch my breasts hard and rub them, squeeze them.”
Hitomi doesn’t dress to show off her tits in public. That may seem like a paradox since she’s an adult model and does some pretty wild stuff. But we’ve seen her in public a bunch of times in the States and she’s low-key, even bashful. Some of that is because she’s always been stared at. The shyness melts away when the camera is turned on and when she makes appearances at conventions and porn shops. Hitomi said getting into modeling and porn gave her confidence.
Hitomi's killer profile.
Jimmy finds himself at the junction of Rachel's big naturals.
Rachel Raxxx returns to SCORELAND today to tit-fuck Jimmy and suck and fuck his cock. Jimmy ends up glazing her rack, which is what a tit-man should do when he’s fucking a girl like Rachel.
Of course, not many girls are like Rachel. She’s a teen, she’s a super-stacked natural and she fucks on-camera. I betcha she’s the only girl in her neighborhood who can say that.
Over at XLGirls.com, Canadian brickhouse Roxee Robinson fucks again. She’s Nurse Big Tits, and she has the cure for what ails her patient.
On a slightly related subject, remember that TV show Petticoat Junction from the 1960s?
I actually watched an episode the other day, and I couldn’t believe the sexual innuendos. The show takes place at the Shady Rest Hotel in Petticoat Junction. And the train that passes through is called the Hooterville Cannonball.
The hotel is run by Kate Bradley and her three daughters, Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo and Betty Jo.
Busty daughters, I should add. And although the show never says so explicitly, they seem to be fucking passengers who get off the train. If you ask me, the Shady Rest is a brothel and Kate Bradley is the house mother.
The show’s theme song: “Lot of curves, you bet, even more when you get to the junction.”
Yeah, even more. The Bradley girls’ big tits and blow jobs.
It’s amazing the stuff I missed when I was a kid.
“I have huge boobs, and I take off my panties, and bam, ’80s bush!”
So said Princess Pumpkins, covergirl of the August ’17 SCORE. If you knew the scene back in the 1980s and early 1990s, if you read big-tit mags and bought VHS tapes, you know that nearly every busty English natural had trimmed bushes and so did most of the American super-sized feature dancers. When I look at Princess, I feel like I’m time-tripping.
It’s showtime today with Princess as she gets her big, big tits and golden bush out. Princess is only 5′ tall and measures 50-28-43. Think about those numbers.
Pumpkins and a golden thatch.
Dressed for success.
My boss has a chair that’s a little like that, but the tits…well, my boss is a man.
A long time ago, I did have a big-titted boss. I was working a part-time job as a typesetter, and my boss had huge naturals and never wore a bra. It was always cold in that office, and you know what that means. I’m sure she caught me checking her out a few times, her boobs jiggling like crazy in her tops. Didn’t matter to me since I didn’t care if I got fired. Her tits made the days a lot less boring. Maybe that was her intention.
Job incentives: 401K. Flexible hours. Paid vacation. Health plan. Boss with big tits.
New photos and a video of boss Joana Bliss go live today at SCORELAND.
Got any busty boss stories you’d like to share?
Vanessa Y. has some kind of mammary mojo going on. Voted Vmag’s Model of the Year for the second time, Vanessa gets more comments per scene than anyone. The highest number of comments and emails ever was about her glory hole fantasy and the fantasy dream bang.
So what’s the secret behind it, besides her looks, big boobs and on-camera charisma? In those two scenes, it might be that she does a form of hardcore fuck, suck and cum fantasy with cock-shaped squirting dildos coming out of someone’s pants or from holes in the walls. But it’s not a real guy, so there’s no envy, and it’s done well enough to accept as a fantasy. I tend to like them better than a girl just fucking herself with a toy unless she’s really scorching the bed or the sofa.
SCORE used to run an Otis Sweat series of paintings called Dream SCORE with his great artwork of girls who never fucked guys on-camera, like Lorna Morgan and Kerry Marie. Horny stuff, and it produced the same effect as the Vanessa scenes. How many times has someone written about a hardcore scene, especially if they’re really into the girl, “I wish I was that guy,” or “I’m jealous of him.” There were times when I thought that also, and I still do. In Vanessa’s XXX fantasy P.O.V. scenes, there’s no flesh-and-blood porn guy, who fucks hundreds of girls, to hate on or be jealous of. That’s one theory, anyway.
Today, Vanessa pulls a “Snow Job” at SCORELAND. Let’s see if she can break her previous comments record.
Vanessa Y. does the head bob in "Snow Job."
I did not get this kind of treatment after my bra thievery incident.
Holy crap, I can’t believe I’m about to make this confession, but we’re all friends here, right? And I think the statute of limitations on bra theft is less than 30 years, so I’m safe.
I had actually forgotten about this incident in my life. I was reminded of it only because Amaya May has a new hardcore posting today at SCORELAND, and it starts with Amaya finding one of her bras in a guy’s closet. As Elliot elegantly puts it, “This man is a bra thief!”
I thought, “What kind of man steals a woman’s bra?”
And I remembered, “You, Dave. You stole a woman’s bra!”
Yes, me! I did it! I confess!
And I got caught!
The embarrassing story goes like this: At the time, I was dating a girl who had nice tits but not big tits. She was living in a house with a girl who had HUGE tits and liked to show them off.
So, one morning after staying there the night before, I was in the bathroom, taking a shower, when I noticed the girl’s bra hanging over the sink. Those cups were the size of hammocks. I couldn’t resist. I slipped the bra into my overnight bag and absconded with it.
Well, about a month later, my girlfriend found it in the place where I was living. By that time, I had–ahem–used it several times.
The weird thing about it is that she didn’t bat an eye. She just said, “That’s not mine.” She didn’t ask whose it was. Maybe she already knew. Maybe a stolen bra alert had gone out in her house a few weeks earlier. I don’t know. That’s the weirdest part of the story…that my girlfriend didn’t seem bothered by this mysterious bra in my drawer.
You’re probably wondering what I did with the bra after I found it.
I did what any normal man would do: I hid it better.
Elliot asked Amaya if she’s ever caught a guy stealing one of her bras. She said, “I’ve caught guys sneaking a peek at the size of my bra!”
I do that all the time. I love bra tags.
Okay, we’re heading into TMI territory. Maybe we were already there.
Micky Bells goes to the gym, and what makes that special is not her pussy and masturbation (although Micky does have a special pussy). What makes it special is when Micky takes her big boobs out of her top and works out so they bounce up and down. Some of this breast action was filmed in slow-motion. I wonder if there’s some way to produce electricity from all that kinetic energy.
I’ve been reviewing videotapes from the ’90s that were digitized, and in these SCORE Classics, there are a number of workout scenes in gyms or outdoors, including swimming pools. Nude workouts were a very popular subject. The girls were not just doing poses, they were doing calisthenics and other exercises naked or topless. Workout videos were big in the mainstream, too, back then. It seemed like every hot-at-the-time celebrity (actress Victoria Principal, Jane Fonda, Carmen Electra) was promoting one. No guy buying one of those workout videos ever said, “A gift for my girlfriend? No, this is for jacking.”
I asked new mommy Micky about her own workouts. Everyone wants to help her and offers to spot her. Real friendly people at her fitness center.
Bells are ringing and clapping
A re-mastered re-posting of Kristina Milan sucking and fucking in the Dominican Republic went up the other day at XLGirls.com.
I think it goes without saying that Kristina is one of the greatest naturals ever, but, there, I just said it.
I usually don’t talk about the porn studs, but I just have to point out that John, the lucky guy who’s licking Kristina’s nipple in this photo, fucked Kristina Milan, Miosotis, Vanessa Del and Arianna Sinn on this trip to the D.R., all within a period of four days.
Can you imagine?
That kinda reminds me of our trip to Hungary, when Carlos Rios fucked Jasmine Black’s ass three times in three days, Christy Marks and Terry Nova at the same time and tit-fucked Karina Hart, too. And, in all honesty, I wouldn’t be surprised if he fucked Mandy Pearl behind closed doors, off-camera, too.
But I think John has him beat for on-camera action, at least when it comes to tit size of the girls he fucked.