Here’s the reason Vanessa Y. is wearing a bikini in a room covered by plastic sheets

Posted by Elliot James on Jul 24, 2016 in Awards, Behind the Scenes, New at Scoreland

Voluptuous editor Dave wrote in the July ’16 Awards issue, “Last year, Vanessa finished second in the voting for Newcomer of the Year. This time, the Polish beauty took home Model of the Year, asserting her voluptuous beauty–meaning her huge tits and curvy body–and hairy pussy.”

Vanessa is back at SCORELAND today. It’s been months, and I’m happy to see her again.

Vanessa Y. is in a plastic-lined room because it gets really oily and slippery in there. When I saw this, I thought, “This is really cool.”

Fuzz fans will also be happy to see that Vanessa has let her hair down again and is once more in the bush league. And when it comes to real-deal spread-wide moves, Vanessa is all-in.

There’s a second bonus video of Vanessa naked and sliding around the oily room when her photographer breaks the news of her contest win. He held back on telling her until the shoot was over. The look on her face when she hears the news? Priceless.

Congratulations, Vanessa Y.

Vanessa Y. won V-mag Model of the Year. The competition was fierce.

Vanessa Y. meets a bottle of oil.

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Siri hits a home run

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 8, 2013 in New at Scoreland, print magazines

Then again, Siri never strikes out, does she? She did say she was a swinger. She really knows how to handle a bat.

This layout (published in the May ’13 SCORE, the awards issue) hits one right out of the park. See it now at SCORELAND.

Is Siri the answer to the Miami Marlins’ sagging attendance? I believe she is but no one will listen to me.

Take Siri out to the ball game.

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Some words from Jenna Valentine about her vagina

Posted by Maria on Dec 9, 2010 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Bloopers, Contest, Guest Bloggers
Jenna wants your vote for Newcomer of the Year.

Jenna wants your vote for Newcomer of the Year.

Now that the Annual Contest Issue of V-Mag (January ’11) has dropped, the frenzy to vote and get votes is now in full effect. Your fave V-Mag editor (ME!) is buried in mail-in ballots, and my inbox is flooded daily with emails from all big01over the world from members, readers and fans casting their votes for their favorite gals. Why the extra-crazy frenzy this year? Mayhap it has to do with the fact that we introduced six new categories. Along with the three traditional award categories (Model of the Year, Newcomer of the Year and Plumper of the Year), V-Mag unveiled Pussy of the Year, Ass of the Year, XXX of the Year, Bush of the Year, Preggo of the Year and Areolae of the Year categories, too. The change has inspired many an email from happy readers who like the opportunity to vote in extra categories.

The new category lineup has also inspired many a funny campaign from nominees. One nominee in particular, Jenna Valentine, has taken to the Internet to get her fans to vote for her. Nominated for 2010′s Newcomer of the Year and or Pussy of the Year, Jenna sent yours truly an email about what it would mean to win.

hi maria,
if you may or may not know, maybe some of the blog readers do cus of my twitter,
i am obsessed with child pageant tv shows like toddlers & tiara's.
i decided my vagina and newcomer of the year title are obviously
just as important as winning ultimate grand supreme at a child pageant.
aka very important.
enclosed are my extremely serious pictures.
i hope my vagina wins a tiara.

And there you have it, folks. If you have not already voted, you might want to consider voting for Jenna’s vagina because, frankly, I’d like to see it in a tiara…wouldn’t you?


xoxo, Maria

Jenna's Vagina wants your vote for Pussy of the Year.

Jenna's Vagina wants your vote for Pussy of the Year.

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