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The busty hitcher who came in from the cold: Vanessa Y.

Posted by Elliot James on Apr 8, 2017 in Contest, New at Scoreland

This was not the way you expected the day to go. It was just a routine day like any other day. It was cold and snowy. You were driving home.

And then you saw her standing in the road. Vanessa Y. in little denim shorts and a wool sweater. She was looking for a lift.

“Please, it’s so cold,” Vanessa pleaded. What choice did you have?

Vanessa hopped into the back seat and off you went, back to your place.

Congratulations to Vanessa Y. (May 2017 Voluptuous), voted  V-mag Model of the Year for the second time.

Would you give this shivering lady a lift?

 

 

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Has this ever happened to you?

Posted by Dave on Feb 4, 2016 in Hardcore XXX, SCORELAND Specials

Daphne's milking Carlos for another buck or two.

I’m sure most of you have gotten a blow job or a tug job in the front or back seat of your car.

What makes this different is that here, Daphne Rosen is a hooker. Carlos just picked her up. She got into his car. Then she took out his cock and sucked and jacked it.

We take a look at the highly jackable world of busty hookers today at SCORELAND. It’s nothing like Hookers At The Point, the HBO documentary series. That show turned the cameras away when the going got good. We move in closer for a better look.

Later in Daphne’s scene, she gets ass-fucked. That’s something most hookers don’t do. Anal sex, I mean. I’ve never even had a hooker offer me anal.

Not that I’ve ever had a conversation with a hooker.

Gotta go now. I just got struck by lightning.

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Liza Biggs visits The Body Shop. Starts Thursday!

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 6, 2016 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, Tits in Tight Tops

Word to the wise. Do not get Lisa Biggs angry.

That’s what auto mechanic Carlos Rios learns when chesty beauty Liza comes marching into his repair shop with her bill. Liza is boiling over like a red-hot radiator.

One way or another, Liza will get that bill lowered as well as Carlos’ pants. She will definitely straighten things out.

Liza opens her cardigan so he can check under her hood. He’s a sucker for a big-titted honey. Ain’t we all?

Another incredibly horny show from Miss Biggs and her major mufflers.

Honk if you love hooters.

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Stranded Angel

Posted by Elliot James on May 23, 2014 in Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Angel Wicky: Damsel in distress needs a white knight to the rescue.

A rotten bastard has left beautiful Angel Wicky stranded in a bad part of town. To make matters worse, she’s dressed to kill. Wicky is in a sticky wicket!

Just then, a white knight drives up in his chariot. One who brakes for angels. Angels with cleavage and big boobs.

Responsible for raising many tent poles.

Offering to get Angel the hell out of this dumpy part of town, he invites her into his car and they take off. Angel asks him if he wants to share a coffee with her.

When Angel Wicky invites a guy to coffee, only a schmuck would decline. With no cafes open, they head to his place.

Angel notices that she’s caused an uprising in his trousers. This event always delights the giggly, always happy blonde.

She knows when Mr. Happy Pants is eager to get some air and helps him escape.

See Angel blow the man down in “Stranded Angel” at SCORELAND, starting today.

 

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Backseat drivers

Posted by Elliot James on Jul 29, 2010 in Boob Watch, Life With Big Tits
Plenty of leg room in this model.

Plenty of leg room in this model.

While most hitchhikers tend to look like Freddy Krueger, here’s a bunch who can warm the backseats of our cars anytime. Lexxi Tyler will be backseat driving at SCORELAND on August 5. Lexxi can do whatever she wants to do back there. Looking back may not be the safest thing to do for our driver. She’s more dangerous than texting and drinking. What could he say if he was pulled over? “I’m sorry, Officer. Lexxi distracted me by pulling down her top and tugging her panties to the side?” I’m amazed she hasn’t become a porn star.

At Boobhound, leave the driving to us.

At Boobhound, leave the driving to us.

Isis Haze is also another driver’s distraction. She should change her name to Isis Road Hazard. However, we did find out that the buzzing sound was not coming from the dashboard.

At least with Jolie Rain, the driver wisely pulled over to the side of the road so Jolie could attempt repairs on his stick shift. It turned out that he actually needed an oil change. After checking his dipstick, she drained his pan. All three of these auto-buffed beauties are a cab driver’s dream. They’re why we tint our windows.

The kind of backseat driving you like.

The kind of backseat driving you like.

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Things to not do while driving

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 30, 2010 in Boob Watch, Boobs in the News
There are enough road distractions without Misty contributing.

There are enough road distractions without Misty contributing.

Compounding the problem, this motorist is not even dressed.

Compounding the problem, this motorist is not even dressed.

An action like this could result in the mike winding up in the passenger's butt.

An action like this could result in the mike winding up in the passenger's butt.

Look, go get a room and do this. Not at 40mph.

Look, go get a room and do this. Not at 40mph.

Florida is known for its excellent drivers. Thank goodness they don’t do stupid things behind the wheel like texting, drinking coffee, booze or soda, eating, putting on make-up, reaching for something that dropped by their feet, brushing their hair, putting on a shirt, tying a tie, taking off a bra, smoking, getting a blow job, reading, watching TV, masturbating or talking to someone in the back seat while looking at him.

Today, I would like to illustrate un-safe motorist boob behavior with some photos from SCORELAND.

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How to cause a rear-ender fender bender

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 15, 2010 in Boob Watch, Boobs in the News
Summer Sinn: a major roadside hazard.

Summer Sinn: a major roadside hazard.

Penny Porsche: how many cabs have mounted the sidewalk because of women like her?

Penny Porsche: how many cabs have mounted the sidewalk because of women like her?

First, you need a hot SCORELAND babe walking down the street. The U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Adminstration doesn’t keep stats on how many fender benders and accidents begin with busty women on public streets distracting drivers. There have to be a lot. I’ve seen plenty of them. The past month, there’s been an upswing in drivers tending to blame Toyota, not big breasts, for their accidents, but I know better. I’m not saying we need to ban busty girls from going outside. That would be un-American. And burkhas are just ridiculous. The girls would probably walk into traffic because they can’t see.

On the contrary, I encourage well-developed women to walk around more often in relaxed clothing. In states with warm climates year-round (like Florida, except this winter), we have this phenomenon of girls in bikinis, tank tops and shorts holding up car wash signs at street corners. Not just holding up signs but waving them at passing drivers. Now that’s really dangerous.

Vixen laMoore was not responsible for this but it's easy to believe she could have. You know how horny these truckers get.

Vixen LaMoore was not responsible for this but it's easy to believe she could have been. Truckers can get very horny, they start jacking and run off the road.

Florida used to have bikini girls working as roadside hot dog vendors, but that fad disappeared. I wish it would come back, but then the accident rate would go up. Busty women: I love them but they’re dangerous.

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Sexin’ in cars

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 26, 2010 in Interviews
What a passenger Alexis would make.

What a passenger Alexis would make.

According to a 2008 Cosmopolitan magazine survey, 42% of the people surveyed like having sex inside a car. A “FemaleFirst” survey of women in the United Kingdom was a lot more detailed. 60% admitted to having sex while their partner was driving. 19% said they lost their virginity in the back seat, 4% said they’ve been caught by police and 14% said the threat and fear of discovery made their orgasms a lot more intense.

My question for several SCORELAND Girls was, “Have you ever had sex in a car, and do you like it?”

The answers ranged from mild (Paola Rios) to completely wild (Annina). Annina says she likes sex outside the car so she can be watched like it’s a show. Living conditions play a big factor in the auto-erotic world. The car-sex connection is not as strong for girls who live in crowded areas with little privacy as it is for girls who live in the country or in less hectic surburban areas.

Kianna Dior had sex in a limo in Dec. '08 SCORE.

Kianna Dior had sex in a limo in Dec. '08 SCORE.

Angel Gee: “Many times. I’ve done it in the back seat, I’ve done it in the front seat. I like it better in the car than I do in the bedroom.  I just feel more free. Bedroom sex is just so plain and same-old, same-old.”

Annina: “It was with three guys outside in a parking lot near the highway, and there were 10 men watching us. I don’t know who the 10 men were, but they were watching us having sex in front of the car, and it was great. I started by giving all three of themblow jobs while they took turns fingering my pussy, then one of them fucked my pussy on the top of the car while I blew the other two, then they took turns in my ass and my pussy, and when one of the men wasn’t in my ass or pussy, I was giving him a blow job. So I had men in my mouth, ass and pussy at all times, and these 10 men were just watching us.”

April McKenzie: “I guess the wildest thing I’ve done was have sex in the back of my car. It was really late at night at an apartment complex. Oh, my heart was pounding! I was afraid someone might walk outside and catch us, but they didn’t. I think that added to the excitement, though.”

Jade Feng: “I’ve tried it, but the car has to have enough room to get crazy.”

Kylee Nash: “Only when parked, since I like to be the driver.”

Christy Marks: “Sure. I live in a rural part of Pennsylvania and a lot of people fuck in their cars and trucks when the weather is nice.”

Morgan Leigh: “A few times. It’s fun but a little tricky sometimes.”

Paola Rios: “It depends on the car and the locations. I don’t want to get caught or be seen.”

From the girls who do XXX, who would I like to see most in a car-sex pictorial? Christy’s already done one, although it was outside a taxi cab. Summer Sinn, Alanna Ackerman, Minka, Annina, Brandy Dean, Alexis Silver, Brandy Talore, Cherry Brady and Daylene Rio top my wish list. In a sedan or a convertible, not a van. And not a Smart Car!

Christy & Kylee would be great sex partners in a car!

Christy & Kylee would be great sex partners in a car!

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