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Breast o’ the SCORELAND blog: Micky Bells demonstrates the boob goggles effect

March 17, 2024 by Elliot James 12 Comments

You know what beer goggles are. The more you drink, the better someone looks.

Our St. Patrick’s Day Blog is about boob goggles. With boob goggles: The more you drink, the more boobs you see. I will explain with visuals instead of words, using the lovely and ultra-chesty Micky Bells as your cocktail server to demonstrate the boob goggles effect. See Micky at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.

We begin with a beer at 6PM.

6 PM. The boob goggles effect is about to begin.

8 PM.

10 PM.

Midnight.

2 AM. The boob goggle effect is now complete.

 

You wait, and hope, and pray…and then Mariza Rabbit hops into your life

March 16, 2024 by Dave 5 Comments

Mariza has a lot to offer no matter which way she’s facing.

Ah, the life of a magazine editor. A deadline approaches. You check out the studio calendar and see that there’s a great new girl on the schedule, but she’s being shot right in the middle of production. By this time, you’ve planned out most of the magazine, but you’d really like to get the super-stacked newbie on the cover. The thing is, you don’t know for sure that the shoot is actually going to happen. And if it doesn’t, you’re going to have a big hole in the mag, and, you know, you can’t have nothing on the cover. The Beatles tried that with the White Album…although I guess that turned out pretty good for them, didn’t it?

Well, waiting and hoping turned out pretty good for us, too, because Mariza Rabbit did show up for her scheduled shoots, and her body was everything we’d hoped it would be and more…more being that big bubble butt of hers.

Mariza makes her SCORELAND debut today, and I’m sure you’ll have a lot of questions about her, but I know one question you’re definitely going to ask, and the answer is…

Well, it’s either yes or no.

Rhea Creates boners

March 15, 2024 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

“I enjoy deep throating,” Rhea Creates Magic told us. “I’m an exhibitionist for sure. It gets me so hot knowing people get off on my photos and videos.”

Today at SCORELAND, ginger hottie Rhea Creates a boner and drains it dry.

We must find more cool girls like Rhea Creates. Because big tits make everything better and they’re safer than anti-depressants.

What has Rhea created?

Kitchen paradise with Molly Evans

March 14, 2024 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Molly Evans is back at XLGirls today, and I have to say that this photo set and video has everything, and the kitchen sink, too.

I can never get enough of Molly, a beauty who started modeling for us when she turned 18.

If I had a kitchen appliance company, I would have launched an advertising campaign with Molly as a spokesmodel. The refrigerators and dishwashers would sell as fast as I could make them.

If I had a car dealership, Molly would be the face and body of my advertising campaign.

Welcome to MollyWood.

 

The fine feminine art of fucking themselves with a dildo

March 10, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

As a sports fan, I’ve noticed for a long time that there’s a big difference between how a professional athlete carries, for instance, a baseball bat or a tennis racquet and how a non-athlete carries a piece of sporting equipment. It’s as if the bat or racquet or club is a natural extension of their hands, as if they were born carrying that bat or racquet or club.

The same is true of some SCORE Girls and how they handle a dildo. They have dildo dexterity that tells you, “I’ve been fucking my pussy with toys for a long time and I know how to do it.” They’re no amateurs at that dildo-fuck game. (Did I ever tell you about the girl at the old Show World Center in Manhattan who’d fuck her pussy with a toy while reading a text book? Some might have said, “Dave, the least she could have done for your quarters was pay attention to you,” but I thought, “This girl fucks her own pussy so much, she can do it as an afterthought.” I found that to be a big turn-on.)

Karina Hart, who has a SCORE Flashback scene today, and Morgan Leigh are artistes when it comes to fucking themselves with toys. It’s surprising that neither girl did hardcore, considering how much they loved filling their cunts for our viewing pleasure.

How does a girl get so good at dildo management, as if she were the adult modeling equivalent of a .330 hitter in baseball or a Grand Slam winner in tennis? Practice, I’m sure.

 

Kim Velez is back at SCORELAND today

March 9, 2024 by Elliot James 4 Comments

I’m happy to blog that Kim is back and looking as smashing as ever. Her nipples and areolae are award-winning

Kim debuted at SCORELAND on February 2, 2019. She wore braces the first year. As she matured, her tits got bigger, and that meant upgrading her bras. It’s corny to write, but I can’t believe how fast time moves.

I can never guess how long a girl will model, but I’m thinking that Kim will keep at it for a long time to come. To me, she looks like a teenager.

Kim Velez has the magic.

 

 

Once you saw Heather Hooters, you never forgot her

March 7, 2024 by Elliot James 5 Comments

I  once wrote that if you ever met Heather, you’d never guess that this gorgeous blonde was a nude dancer and a men’s mag model. I met her for the first time on the 3rd Boob Cruise in 1997. Mainly a feature dancer who did the club circuit, Heather didn’t do a lot of photo shoots or videos. She did just enough to stay in the spotlight and to remind SCORE magazine readers that they could see her live on-stage. We all had film cameras on the Cruise in those pre-cell phone camera days and I still have shots of Heather wearing scuba gear. She was a sporty girl and in great physical condition. I got to see how great in her on-deck dance show during the Cruise. She went on the second Cruise in 1998. We ran a win Heather’s bra in the February 1999 SCORE. I wonder if the winner still has it.

A very quiet girl, Heather became a stripper at a local club fresh out of high school, progressed to feature dancer status and moved into modeling. Soft-spoken, super-professional and easygoing, Heather appeared on TV talk shows about busty strippers and toured Germany. She would probably be surprised by how many of today’s models never leave their homes. One of her besties was Alyssa Alps. They did a mild girl-girl shoot in London for the June 1997 issue of SCORE. Alyssa didn’t go on the Cruise until the final one in 2000, but by that time, Heather had retired from the biz.

Heather Hooters in August 1996 SCORE.

 

 

Barbie Nicole: If the bikini fits

March 2, 2024 by Elliot James 5 Comments

When Barbie Nicole stands up and looks down, she can’t see her feet. But she has us to look at her feet so it’s okay.

“I love to wear the smallest suits. The smaller the better! My favorites are micro-bikinis and slingshot bikinis. I love how my side boobs just pop out! It’s so hot.”

New SCORELAND shoot today. Be here.

When Barbie turned 18, she became an exotic dancer.