Anatomy award winner Roxi Red is a woman of many talents and skills, as seen at SCORELAND since her debut. It’s always been one-on-one for Roxi…until now!
Those two fuckin’ guys Tony and Jimmy have moved into a house. It’s perfectly clean, but Jimmy calls The Greatest Maid Service In The World because he feels the house needs a woman’s touch.
The real reason is that he needs a woman’s touch on his junk. Tony doesn’t see the need for a cleaner until they see Roxi walk to their front door. Then they go into shock.
Whoever said that more than a mouthful is a waste never saw Roxi. The guys will need to call another maid to clean off the mess she inspires them to make. Roxi is more powerful than Viagra.
Siri’s a bra-buster. Tomorrow, she’s a dust-buster.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, you get to enjoy Siri dressed as a hot maid. Cosplay is always welcome, especially with a girl like Siri. (Let’s face it, there are NO girls LIKE Siri. She’s one of a kind.)
Siri joins a group of SCORE and V-Girls who kill the traditional fantasy maid’s outfit, something no real maid has ever worn unless her boss is a rich horndog and likes to watch his maid clean as he sits in an easy chair sipping a cognac. Which I would do if I had the money.
This kind of maid’s outfit is strictly for a couple’s bedroom, a fantasy photo shoot, a Halloween party or a bad British stage farce.
I wonder what Siri wears at Halloween parties. She has two belts in karate. Maybe she goes as a ninja? She’s also a Harry Potter fan. Maybe she goes as Luna Lovegood?
We’ll have to ask Siri.
There are many costumes/scenarios SCORELAND members request that make perfect sense to me. School teacher. Who among us hasn’t had a fantasy about his busty teacher? Cheerleader. Who among us hasn’t lusted after a busty pom-pom girl? Waitress? Who among us hasn’t given a better tip to a busty, cleavage-revealing waitress for the exact-same service that a less-endowed waitress provided?
And then there’s French maid.
I understand the basic idea. You hire a housecleaner. The maid shows up at your door. She’s super-busty. She’s going around your house cleaning things, reaching, bending, getting down on her hands and knees, and by the time she leaves, you’re actually hoping she did a bad job so she’ll have to come back and do it all over again.
But French maid? Why French?
I bring this up because a new set of Jennifer Vokova goes up today at SCORELAND, and in it, she’s a French maid (mind you, Jennifer is Czech). And I love the outfit. Everything about it. I think every busty model should do a shoot in this outfit.
Which I guess answers my question, although you gotta admit, “French maid’ doesn’t naturally roll off your tongue after “school teacher, cheerleader, waitress.”
I guess it’s all about the outfit, right? Or is it just that French anything sounds good?
Why we can’t blame a certain former governor of California for doing what he did (and has anybody noticed that his former housekeeper has big tits?)
Posted by Dave on May 22, 2011 in Boob Watch, Boobs in the News, Deep Inside Scoreland, Other SCORE Group websites