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Tats? What tats? All I see are Dors Feline’s tits

Squeeze those natural puppies, Dors!

The debate over tattoos goes on and on with seemingly no end in sight. But when I look at this picture of Dors Feline, I don’t think, “I could do without the tats.” I do think, “I don’t think I could do without those tits.” Now, granted, if you gave me the choice between tats or no tats, I’d pick no tats almost every time. I say almost because I like tats on tits and I also like tats on shaved pussy mounds. It gives a girl an extra-slutty look.

But when I look at this picture, I know from the reaction down below that the tats don’t matter. The tits do.

By the way, it seems as if former SCORE Girl Mia Khalifa (discovered by yours truly and friends, of course) is getting into cooking. This is a surprising move for a girl who came to our attention when she was working at a greasy spoon burger joint that served up barely edible food. Anyway, I hope things are going well with Mia (although things are not going well with her favorite hockey team, the Washington Capitals).

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The voting booths are open at SCORELAND!

Hitomi is trying to win a SCORE award for the fourth consecutive year.

Many questions will be answered when the ballots for the 2015 SCORE and Voluptuous Awards are counted. The voting booths are open at SCORELAND!

Among the questions:

• Can Hitomi, who made history in 2014 by winning SCORE Model of the Year for the second year in a row, make it three in a row? If she does, she’ll become the first girl to win a SCORE award four years in a row; she won Newcomer of the Year in 2012.

• Will Cindy Cupps finally get voted into the Big-Boob Hall of Fame? I’m rooting for her, but the competition is tough. Casey James, Merilyn Sakova and Lorna Morgan are among the first-time nominees.

• Will a natural win SCORE Newcomer of the Year for the eighth consecutive year?

• Can Mia Khalifa, who was in the news more than any other big-boobed girl in 2015, win SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year?
Here’s a question I can answer right now: What happened to V-mag’s Ass of the Year?
It’s gone. We retired it. Karina Hart kept winning and was going to keeping on winning. Call it the Karina Hart Ass of the Year Award.
Who are your picks?
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The January ’16 SCORE featuring the best girls of 2015

Posted by Dave on Oct 24, 2015 in Contest, eBoobStore.com, Hardcore XXX, newcomers, Uncategorized

The digital version of the January ’16 issue of SCORE is on-sale now at eboobStore.com; the print version officially hits the racks Tuesday, but you may be able to find it already at your local newsstand or adult store. Apparently, some of you already have it because I’ve been receiving votes.

Long-time SCORE readers know that the January issue is always the contest issue, featuring the finalists for Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, XXX Performer of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. The online voting booth will open at SCORELAND next month, and I don’t want to spoil all the fun by naming all the contestants. But I will tell you that the finalists for Newcomer of the Year are Desiree Vega, Jordan Pryce, Kate Marie, Katie Thornton, Larissa Linn, Liza Biggs (she didn’t make her first SCORE appearance until the 2015 publishing year), Mia Khalifa, Samantha Lily and Shelby Gibson.

Remember, what counts is the 2015 publishing year, not the 2015 calendar year. There’s a big difference, as long-time mag readers also know.

This category is a tough one. No single girl had as much impact on the porn world in 2015 as Mia Khalifa, but she probably doesn’t have the boob power to win. The rest of the field consists of a tantalizing mixture of naturally stacked girls and slim ‘n’ stacked babes in the SCORE tradition.

Who’s your girl?

Also in this issue, the mag debuts of Dolly Fox, Cathy Heaven, Claudia KeAloha and Alexya, plus XXX layouts of Harlow Nyx and Sandra Milka.

And, of course, the ballot. Don’t forget the ballot.

Big year. Big issue. Get your copy now in print or in digital with video.

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Holiday ’15 SCORE and November ’15 Voluptuous now on-sale

Miss P-Chan from Japan had a plan to be part of the Voluptuous clan. Now, one of the world’s bustiest Asians makes her international magazine debut in the November ’15 Voluptuous. Until now, P-Chan had only appeared in Japanese men’s mags.

“I learned about SCORE from a friend,” P-Chan said. She’ll be back in the February ’16 SCORE magazine.

Stacked Brit Katie Thornton returns in the Holiday ’15 SCORE. Mia Khalifa has a XXX layout and GND (girl-next-door) Kate Marie debuts. This issue also offers a chance to win a signed copy of Daylene Rio’s DVD XXXTreme Daylene and Sheridan Love’s autographed bra.

Are you a fan of P-Chan?

Katie helps wrap up the last issue of 2015.

 

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Who’s the best busty cock swallower ever?

Posted by Dave on Sep 1, 2015 in Cummin Soon, Deep Inside Scoreland, Hardcore XXX, newcomers

Cathy won't be really happy until she has every inch down her throat.

This Saturday at SCORELAND, newcomer Cathy Heaven swallows Matt’s cock.

I could’ve said that Cathy sucks Matt’s cock, but that would be an understatement. She swallows it, all the way down to the balls. I actually think she’s the kind of girl who gets to the bottom of the cock and wishes there were more to suck.

The kind of girl? What kind of girl is that? Cathy. Mia Khalifa. Africa Sexxx. Kianna Dior. Cassitty Harmon. You know, the girls who look upon Linda Lovelace and Little Oral Annie as role models. The girls who don’t leave a millimeter of space between their lips and the balls.

Head-suckers? They spit on head-suckers. They see them as a disgrace to womankind.

So, of all the SCORE and V-Girls you’ve ever seen, who’s the best at giving head?

 

 

 

 

 

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Is Katie hot enough for ya?

Posted by Dave on Aug 18, 2015 in Behind the Scenes, Boobs in the News, newcomers, swimsuits

No bathing suit can contain Katie. This one isn't even trying.

We’re having a heatwave, and I’m wondering how many girls you’ve seen this summer who look as good in a swimsuit as Katie Thornton.

I mean in person, at the beach or pool.

I’m guessing none.

Katie heats up SCORELAND on August 27.

By the way, did you know that just over a year has passed since I first saw Mia Khalifa in the parking lot near the burger joint?

Did you know that SCOREtv is coming back?

 

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Don’t worry. Be happy. Larissa Linn is back.

Posted by Dave on Apr 25, 2015 in Boob Watch, Digital Magazines, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Larissa has something she wants to show you.

“I never dreamed I could be a model,” said Larissa Linn, the F-cup natural newcomer who returns to SCORELAND today. “Well, I dreamed about it, but I never thought I would do it. Doing this makes me very happy.”

Larissa makes us happy. She’s obviously making a lot of you guys happy. Back in the day, the former editor of SCORE would invite readers to pull up their happy seats whenever a great new girl came along. Personally, I don’t have a happy seat, but whenever I’m looking at Larissa, I’m happy.

What else will make you happy? The July ’15 issue of SCORE, which is on-sale now at eBoobStore.com. The digital version comes with five embedded videos, and you can take it anywhere without anyone knowing. The issue features new photos of Mia Khalifa and an exclusive interview. Plus pregnant Katarina Dubrova, V-Girl Liza Biggs in her SCORE debut (she earned it), blonde Alura Jenson getting ass-fucked, DDD-cupper Holly Brooks putting on a show at a secret hideaway, eight pages of our greatest slim ‘n’ stacked girls and lots more.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Be happy.

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Bush leaguer with big boobs hooks-up at SCORELAND

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 31, 2015 in Hardcore XXX, modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops

“Miss Mischel Lee is a beautiful woman and a delight to observe in the act of intercourse. Her pubic hair is a refreshing change from the normally shaved maidenheads.”-gtgerman

So comments a SCORELAND member.

The green-eyed brunette with a thick thatch patch of fur down below returns in her second boy-girl XXX. This one is the romantically entitled “Hairy Pussy, Big Tits & Hot Sex” because “50 Shades of Beaver” didn’t have a good ring to it. The fur really flies as Mischel and Joshua cum together in a dark nightclub.

Bushy pussies always brings out the flash mob of follicle followers at SCORELAND.

Mischel wore an outfit that she would never wear for public consumption, a black fishnet dress with holes big enough for a shark to swim through. Mischel’s punk heels have wicked spikes on the toes but she’d rather fuck than fight. Good for Joshua, good for us, good for you.

Part of our double-header hardcore weekend with Mia Khalifa at bat first.

Mischel Lee's in the Hair Club...for men who support bush.

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Today at SCORELAND, Mia Khalifa is a fucking schoolgirl. And I do mean a fucking schoolgirl

I am very proud to say that Steve, Elliot, Gil and I discovered Mia.

The great thing about the hardcore set of Mia Khalifa that’s live right now at SCORELAND is that Mia really did attend a private school, and she really did have to wear a uniform.

Her parents sent her to military boarding school to straighten her out.

A lot of good that did. Now Mia’s straightening out cocks all over the world.

She’s still the No. 1 porn star in the world. And she has 377,000 followers on Twitter.

And she’s the most-famous Florida State University football fan in the world. And she’s angered a lot of people over in Lebanon, where she was born. And she rejected some creepy advances from Drake, the rapper.

You can also buy Mia’s one-and-only DVD, Mia Khalifa, for the dirt-cheap price of $14.99 at eBoobStore.com.

Here’s some excerpts from my interview with Mia.

SCORELAND: Did your family know that you were doing porn before the Lebanese stuff started breaking?

MIA: You know how they knew? As soon as my stuff at SCORELAND went live, someone made a fake Instagram of Mia Callista, and they friend-requested everyone that I followed, including my family members.

SCORELAND: That’s pretty mean. If people weren’t so mean, this would all be fine.

MIA: I know. If this was the ’90s or early 2000s, I don’t think anybody would know, not in Lebanon, not up in Maryland.

SCORELAND: How about the good side. The best part about this has been…

MIA: All of the Florida State attention. That has been the best part of all this. I formed a little family called FSU Twitter, and it’s so much fun to talk to all the Florida State fans and a few players. It’s just been awesome. That has been my favorite part. Well, no. That’s my second-favorite part. I lied. [Laughs] My favorite part is that all the boys in high school who turned me down are now following me on Twitter and trying to hit me up.

SCORELAND: Do you look different?

MIA: I look a lot different. I weigh 60 pounds less and I have giant tits now. Some guy Tweeted, “Hey, she asked me to prom freshman year!” And I was like, “Yeah, but you said, ‘No.’ Do you regret that now?”[Laughs]

SCORELAND: If they saw your skills, they would really regret it.

MIA: That’s the best part.

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Mia Khalifa has her own XXX DVD, and you can watch it right now at eBoobStore.com!

It only seems right that the No. 1 porn star in the world should have her own DVD.

And now she does. SCORE discovery Mia Khalifa, formerly known as Mia Callista, formerly known as The Busty Girl Behind The Counter At The Hamburger Joint, is the star of the new DVD Mia Khalifa. Pretty catchy, no?

And it’s on-sale at eBoobStore.com on DVD and Blu-ray. If you absolutely must have it right now, it’s  available for download. You could be watching it within minutes. Click here to see the trailer.

The downloadable version is just $14.95. Cheap.

The movie includes two hardcore scenes (her first-ever XXX scene and a brand-new one that’s never been seen), her first interview and lots more, including a blow job demonstration that’s a must-see for all the head-suckers out there who want to learn how to give a real blow job, Mia Khalifa-style. Guys, show this one to your girlfriends.

I asked Mia if she’d seen her first magazine, the March ’15 SCORE, and she said, “I actually have it hanging next to the newspaper from when Florida State won the championship last year. That’s how important it is to me.”

Well, Mia, now you have your own DVD.

 

 

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