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You’re at the beach or pool this 4th of July Weekend. Rachel Raxxx walks by wearing this bikini. Do your balls explode on the spot?

Posted by Dave on Jul 3, 2016 in Cummin Soon, New at Scoreland, newcomers, swimsuits

Mind-boggling.

Do I have to remind you that she’s only 18 years old?

Do I have to remind you that she also fucks on-camera?

Rachel Raxxx, new solo photos and video, Monday at SCORELAND. There’ll be some fireworks, that’s for sure.

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Breastaurants are getting bigger. The waitresses’ tiny outfits are getting tinier.

Posted by Elliot James on Nov 30, 2013 in Boobs in the News, modeling jobs, Tits in Tight Tops

Since this is a heavy eating weekend in the United States and for Americans around the globe, this is the right time for a Blog story about: Breastaurants.

Breastaurants: You may know ‘em, you probably love ‘em if you’re a SCORELAND Blog reader.

They have big-screen TVs set to sports channels and bar-style food and beer served by pretty girls wearing sexy, skimpy, tight outfits. A brilliant concept if the right girls are interested in being servers, and they clearly are judging by how easily the breastaurants find their many employees.

The word breastaurant went big about five years ago and has stuck, said the southwest bureau chief of the trade publication Nation’s Restaurant News. “Some of the brands are trying to get away from it because it has a connotation of sex, but that’s basically what the category is selling.”

The first and original breastaurant was Hooters. Now there is a slew of imitators making bank. Hooters alone made $858-million in 2012, and its closest competitor, Tilted Kilt, took in $123-million. The managers don’t interview waitresses. They audition them.

Here’s my breastaurant rundown of the most well-known names. It seems to me that they’re good places to find potential SCORE models, although my local Hooters didn’t have any waitresses even as busty as the smallest-chested SCORE Girls. I was ready to hand out the SCOREModelsWanted.com business card.

Hooters: Hot girls in their traditional orange booty shorts and chicken wings.

Twin Peaks: Trains its scantily clad girls to touch the table in a sales technique called “touchnology.”

The Heart Attack Grill: The waitresses dress like nurses and serve the world’s greasiest, fattiest food. Criticized by medical professionals.

The Tilted Kilt: The girls wear short, plaid kilts, white socks and belly-baring tops. Hoot-er, mon!

Mugs N Jugs: beer specialists in tight, black tank tops.

Red Neck Heaven: Texas-style tube tops and denim cut-offs. Think Daisy from Dukes of Hazzard.

The CANZaciti Roadhouse: They show more skin than a chicken wing.

Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill: Exactly. The skimpier the bikini the more you drink.

Wowies Sports Bar and Grill: Florida girls in skin-tight tank tops and camel-toe yoga pants.

Show-Me’s: White tank tops, pink camel-toe booty shorts and chicken wings in the mid-west.

Stacked Burgers: Created by three ex-jocks. The girls wear denim shorts and the usual tank tops.

Bone Daddy’s: You have a dirty mind. The girls serve in the standard two-piece hottie uniforms.

Cheerleaders Sports Bar and Grill: Yes, and sometimes they do bikini car washes.

The question is, who can eat and drink with a boner?

Want breasts with those chicken wings?

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Dolly Delight, big tits in bikinis and summer: A homework assignment

Posted by Dave on Jul 27, 2012 in Boob Watch, modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, swimsuits

Girls like Dolly Delight in bikinis like this are one-in-a-million.

I’m usually not one to give homework assignments (I hated homework when I was in school. All I wanted to do at night was watch hockey). But, today, I’m going to give you a homework assignment. Yeah, I know, it’s summer and school is out, but I think you’ll like it. Here it is:

1. Take a look at this photo of Dolly Delight in a bikini. It’s from her photo set that went up yesterday at SCORELAND. The video went live today.

2. Memorize it.

3. This weekend, go to the beach. Or to the pool. Or to the park. Or wherever bikini babes in your area congregate.

4. Take a look around. Take a lot of looks around. Hang out for a few hours. Enjoy yourself. Relax. It’s summer. You deserve it.

5. But while you’re there, remember this photo of Dolly Delight.

I’m going to guarantee that you’re not going to see a single girl with a body that even comes close to Dolly’s, and I’m going to bet that no girl will be wearing a bikini like the one Dolly is kinda wearing here.

But your homework assignment isn’t yet complete:

1. If you do see a girl who’s even remotely built like Dolly, see if you can find a way to get her over to BeASCOREModel.com. Try not to be too forward (meaning don’t get arrested and don’t get punched by her deadbeat boyfriend). We pay finders’ fees! And don’t forget to report back on the Blog.

2. If you don’t see a girl who’s even remotely built like Dolly (which you probably won’t), well, just remember: Girls like Dolly in (and out of) bikinis like this are what make SCORELAND special.

Have a great summer weekend. And good luck.

 

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