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Minka & the fruit man

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 17, 2017 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

Today’s action-packed Minka scene reminded me of a SCORE magazine “Boob Beat” story I did in 2005. There was an Italian sexologist named Piero Lorenzoni who compared fruits to a woman’s breasts and personality. Okay, his theory may have been a little bananas, but that’s what they said about Newton.

Senor Lorenzoni broke it down like this:

A women with breasts like melons may look maternal but isn’t. Said Lorenzoni, “She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex.”

Women with lemon-shaped breasts: “These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves.”

Pineapples: “Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly.”

Grapefruits: “This woman may look erotic but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex.”

Oranges: “While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation.”

Cherries: “Make great partners and are moderately interested in sex.”

Pears: “She can be very religious but is known to have affairs.”

In a boob science experiment, Jim compares fruit to Minka’s mega-boobs. Jim holds up an orange to Minka’s tits. Then some melons. No comparison. Only watermelons would work, and he didn’t bring any. Senor Lorenzoni probably never saw Minka’s pictures during his research. He might have abandoned his project. Minka’s beyond cataloging anyway.

Minka’s famous protruding nipples hypnotize Jim. That’s why Minka’s nickname is “Nipple #1.” I can’t think of any fruit that compares to those always-erect pointers.

Minka wants to see his banana. Strictly for research purposes. Turnabout is fair play.

Starts today at SCORELAND.

 

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Roxee Robinson: first XXX scene filmed on-location in Prague, January 10, 2017

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 30, 2017 in Hardcore XXX

XL Girls discovered Roxee Robinson, and since she’s Canadian, in order not to violate a United States law known as 18 code 2257, our Miami studio can’t legally film her in the USA. So XL Girls has flown Roxee several times to Prague, Czech Republic, where one of our satellite studios is based. It’s more than a photo trip for Roxee. It’s also a special experience for the well-padded, huge-busted redhead, a trip she says is very enjoyable.

It took a year for Roxee to decide whether she wanted to try hardcore fucking with porn pros. Recently, Roxee contacted XL Girls and said she was ready to go.

Off to Prague went Roxee, and now it’s rack and roll time.

Fistfuls of Roxee only cover a fraction of her boobage.

 

 

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Dulcinea is no fantasy. She’s real and real hot

Dulcinea was Don Quixote’s fantasy woman and is only an ideal in Cervantes’ book, but this Dulcinea is incredibly real.

I recommend that you call yourself an art collector, like Brick. It seems to work for scoring hot chicks. A beret and a fake goatee are not necessary but might be helpful. When Dulcinea rents a house from him, she begins bouncing on his lance of love within minutes.

I asked Dulcinea about tit-fucking.

“Tit sex is like my signature move!” she replied. “And I’ve met so many men that have never done it, which blows my mind. I’m always like, “Okay, you’re going to want to sit down for this,” and then I absolutely rock their world! My favorite position is on my knees with their cock between my tits. That way, when they cum, it shoots up all over my face!”

Dave blogged yesterday about Elle Flynn’s return. Dulcinea wasn’t out of sight as long as Elle and the circumstances are different, but this is still a week of comebacks.

“I used to be so self-conscious of my body and my own sexuality,” Dulcinea said. “After coming here and being treated like a queen–getting my hair and makeup done, being styled, and getting to fuck insanely hot guys!–there was no way I could go back to being quiet, bashful little ol’ me! I’m much more confident approaching people now because I see myself as sexy.”

Hold it right there, Dulcinea!

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Head for the mountains of the great Roxi Red

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 8, 2016 in Hardcore XXX

A while ago, K.D. wrote, “There is no such thing as too much Roxi Red. I would be okay with Roxi appearing every month. I never get tired of looking at her boobs.”

I thought about K.D.’s point. He presents a good case because Roxi is the kind of super-stacked Amazon who’s beyond difficult to find.

Roxi has the boobs that made Minnesota famous. If you’ve got the time, she has the breasts. In Friday’s scene at SCORELAND, when she brings over a beer for Jimmy, he’s not interested. I should hope not! There are better things to suck on than a bottle of beer.

When you say Roxi Red, you’ve said it all.

I’m here to tell you that in the future, Roxi will be considered one of the greatest of all busty legends.

Starts tomorrow!

 

The biggest tits in Minnesota.

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Tigerr Benson’s fuck-fit training

Posted by Elliot James on Nov 18, 2016 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

Tigerr Benson takes on a new personal trainer. In a few minutes, her trainer learns more from Tigerr than he could ever teach her. She wipes him out with her own workout techniques. You’ve read about Cross-Fit. This is fuck-fit.

I asked Tigerr a question I’ve always wanted to ask her.

Tigerr, what’s the whackiest fan email you’ve ever gotten?

“I’ve had a PhD professor sending me huge emails of dreams and desires of what he wanted to do with me,” Tigerr replied. “He wanted to get my DNA and make several versions of me into sexbots; android sex machines but realistic looking ones. An Asian one of me, a blond version of me and even a Latino version of me. He explained how he would dress me and feed me and look after me each day, down to how he would make me. It was pretty hot, his ideas! Best of all, how he would fuck me all day long.”

I guess that would qualify as whacky. But not such a bad idea. A Tigerr for every man!

Flexible and fit for fucking.

 

 

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Sandra Star’s big-bang theory illustrated

Sandra's slippery fun.

When über-busty Sandra Star visits Steve as he’s taking a bath, she sticks her big tits in his face. A nice invitation to a dirty dance. “I like sensual foreplay,” Sandra said, “but not for too long!”

Sandra is not into neck-nuzzling, cable TV-style sex. She wants the high hard one right now, and there’s plenty of room in that tub for a hard bang. It’s trickier and way slipperier than fucking on a bed, but Sandra’s in perfect shape for gymnastic-style sex.

“Sandra has the body of a goddess and she celebrates sex like a goddess,” comments a SCORELAND member.

Sandra became a model after entering and winning a contest held in 2010 by the German edition of SCORE magazine. The winner of “Miss Hot SCORE” has kept guys up all night ever since.

See Sandra’s soapy wet-sex scene today.

Sandra's a handful.

 

 

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Sheridan Love is the “Housewife With Hooters.” Don’t ya want one?

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 27, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, Confessions, DVD, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

What a good wife she would be.

 

“This was a very cute scene,” said Sheridan Love about her XXX SCORE shoot “Housewife With Hooters.”

“It makes me think ‘pin-up.’ I like playing the sweet but naughty housewife. A hard-working man should have a hot wife in naughty lingerie waiting for him at home. In the middle of shooting stills, I was riding Tarzan cowgirl when all the lights went out. Around the corner comes the studio staff with candle-lit doughnuts, singing happy birthday to me while I’m still on his cock. It was both funny and weird.”

This is kind of a follow-up to Sheridan’s “Tonight’s Bride” scene. The wedding night first, now the domestic bliss of coming home to find a busty wife at home with a cocktail in hand for hub while she waits for cock.

Every tit-man should have a Sheridan Love at home.

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Tonight’s bride…and you’re the groom

Posted by Elliot James on Oct 31, 2015 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

Cosplay at its horniest. We don’t shoot them often, but the bridal nights always get a stiff reaction.

Sheridan Love‘s dressed in wedding white, and her pussy is tight.

Her horny hooters are a sight that inspires a poet to write.

Tonight Sheridan will straighten you out right.

It’s a nice time for a Love wedding.

Filmed entirely in P.O.V. No room for the fuckin' face of the groom.

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Liza Biggs swings through the air with the greatest of tease. New boy-girl action at SCORELAND

The great Liza Biggs, and I do mean great, has the world on a string, and in this scene, Liza’s got the world on a swing, like Sheridan Love last month.

First, Liza gives us a big-boob show. She wears a hot cage-style outfit. Our photographer hit the ground and filmed up to capture Liza’s amazing hooters doing their own kind of swinging. It’s tits in your face time as her amazing naturals dangle inches away. Then Tarzan swings in for a taste of those coconuts.

Now at SCORELAND, #1 in swingin’ boobs!

Liza has a swingin' time.

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