Categories for Boob Watch
December 23, 2011 by Maria
Renee Ross is leaping and yes, it's for joy.
I will be honest with you and tell you that I haven’t the foggiest why these lords in particular would be leaping. In fact, I have never even seen a leaping lord around Christmas. I happen to think that 10 leaping lords, just showing up out of nowhere, would be dangerous. That’s the kind of activity that causes car accidents. (Hmm, maybe that is deer that come leaping from the woods.)
Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.
Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.
Regardless, around these parts, we seem to be experiencing a lord recession, leaping or otherwise.That’s why when I decided to post about leaping lords, I had a back-up plan. That back-up plan includes LEAPING LADIES! Because come on, who wants to see guys jumping around when you can see big-titted chicks hopping to and fro, eh?
To me, and maybe it’s because I love to see tits in motion, the shots that we take of the models running and leaping down the beach, or flying out of the water, with water cascading down their bosoms…well, those shots are the fucking BEST! In fact, they are glorious!
So, today, in honor of the tenth day of Christmas, here you go…10 Ladies Leaping…20 Tits-A-Swingin’…
(I fought the urge to scream out FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! lol)
Please enjoy these 10 sets of tits in motion, because the holidays are for giving. (That’s why if you count, it’s actually 13 girls who are, in fact, leaping. But shhhhh…counting was never one of my strong suits.)
xoxox,
Maria
When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.
December 2, 2011 by Elliot James
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Tits & ass made to be spanked.
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I can always count on Kelly.
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Nikki’s first XXX.
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They don’t come cuter.
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This Maserati has twin turbos.
I need my boob fix every morning like the juggy junkie I am, so the first thing I do is check the upcoming website postings. SCORELAND is chest incredible.
As the flood of nipples hit my peepers this AM like an adrenaline rush at the end of a 5K run, I realized that boobs rule the world. I see boobs everywhere. They’re always watching me.
The headlights of cars.
The two eggs in my frying pan.
The last two melons in the fruit section of the supermarket.
The two side-by-side nuclear reactors at the Turkey Point power plant.
Those last two cupcakes in the SCORE kitchen.
Big boobs rule the universe.
That brings me to several girls at SCORELAND, SCOREVideos and XLGirls this week that make me smile and lose my heavy load.
Tits-and-ass winner Angel Gee and her naughty-girl red telephone.
Young-and-stacked Beverly Paige with her wide, sleepy eyes and even wider, dreamy areolae.
Maserati: built better than anything an Italian designer could dream up.
Nikki Armand: a newcomer debuting with a bang at XLGirls.com.
Good girl Kelly Christiansen being a bad girl at SCOREVideos.
Yes, big boobs rule the universe.
And that’s good because boobs make me smile.
Well, it’s another erection year. VOTE for your favorite SCORE and Voluptuous models if you haven’t mailed in your magazine ballots. Who will win Newcomer? Who will Model of the Year? Good luck to all the contestants! The voting platform is now LIVE for members on the member home page of SCORELAND. It’s at the top left corner of your screen. You have some very difficult decisions to make so we don’t envy you.
December 1, 2011 by Dave
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, Karen Fisher is going to suck and fuck a very big cock.
But today, she’s taking a break from work. She’s on the phone. Like I said, she’s talking to you. (“You talking to me?”) And you gotta figure that the conversation is not about the about-to-be-over NBA lockout or whether the Colts should draft Andrew Luck.
Of course, it can be if you want it to be. It can be about anything you want. You see, Karen is a very friendly, easy-going girl. So, if you were on the other end of the line, what would the conversation be about? What would the two of you be saying? What would you want to say?
In other words, what’s your Karen Fisher phone-sex fantasy?
November 26, 2011 by Maria
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Sophie Mae keeps all her areas moist.
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Lillian Fay looks slippery…we like that.
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Karina Hart loves to shower so much, she does so…in her clothes!
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Jacky O. likes to keep her parts showered and pierced.
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A little soap goes a long way on a nice set of tits like Isis Haze’s.
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Daylene Rio is so fresh and so clean.
We have talked to you guys about the benefits of wet T-shirts.
We have discussed how you get a SCORE girl wet.
And now, we are going to talk about the shower. Well, naked women in the shower, which is a much better topic of discussion if you ask me.
There is something awesome about the shower. You go in there, you get all wet and soapy and sudsy and then all of a sudden, you’re slippery. (And we all know that slippery is sexy. And that soap is a whore. Soap is such a whore that soap forces you to jack off all the time in the shower. Slutty soap.)
And showering becomes even better when you shower with friend. Soaping each other up and scrubbing those unreachable places.
And of course, there’s shower fucks. Who doesn’t like to fuck in the shower? You can do the dirtiest shit ever in the shower and POOF! In a few seconds, you can be clean and ready to go.
Ah, the shower. Such a magical place.
So, today we are going to salute the shower and all the ladies who do dirty things in there while getting clean.
So wet, so good.
xoxo
Maria
November 24, 2011 by Maria
Thanksgiving: A time for the eating of turkey.
Spanksgiving: A time to give your dick a jerky.
Ah, the great day of thanks. A time for us to eat and eat and eat and watch football. And eat.
A time of dishes and best wishes. A plethora of pies and contented, stuffed sighs.
While we know that pigskin and turkey will occupy your time today, we think that
on this day, we should all be grateful for the ladies who make you beat your meat.
So, in the great tradition of Spanksgivings gone by, allow me to give you our list of what we are grateful for this year.
THIS YEAR, WE ARE GRATEFUL…
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…That Angela White FINALLY fucked.
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…that Eva Notty and Sarah Satori like to share.
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…for underwater camera equiptment.
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…when girls kiss other girls.
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…and for Janet Jade’s ass.
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…for Janet Jade’s tits.
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…to Japan for every inch of Hitomi.
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…for, um, bowties. Yeah, that’s it. Bowties.
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…that Natalie Fiore’s tits KEEP ON GROWING!
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…that the British had us cumming all year.
November 23, 2011 by Dave
Nobody's going to complain about Maggie's salad.
Pound your drumstick to Annina's breasts.
Are you hungry or horny? SCORE Girls spend a lot of time in the kitchen–at least in our kitchen–but they don’t do a lot of cooking. So, if you’re in the mood for food, then you’ve come to the wrong place. But if your fantasies run along the lines of having a huge-boobed girlfriend in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Eve–and you’re willing to order takeout tomorrow or go out to dinner–then you’ve definitely come to the right place.
You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!
Denise Derringer asks, "Would you like some pie with my pie?"
Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.
And remember, Thanksgiving is a time to count our bountiful blessings. What are you thankful for?
Daphne Rosen reveals her secret recipe.
November 17, 2011 by Elliot James
Can 2010 SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty cum from nipple play?
The belief that women can reach orgasm by breast stimulation alone is proposed by sexologists Marshall Miller and Dorian Solot, authors of I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. Their studies indicate that 1% of women report the ability to achieve the Big O through manual stimulation of their breasts. That’s a tiny percentage. I’ve read elsewhere that it’s 2%, not much of an increase.
Female Blog readers, feel free to chime in on this. Have you had an orgasm through breast and nipple arousal alone, either by fingers, a vibrator or a breast pump?
A study published in the Annals of Plastic Surgery that examined the breasts of approximately 600 women provided statistical evidence that the left breast is bigger than the right, proving that it’s totally normal for a woman’s boobs to be unequal in size. It‘s an old wives tale that if a woman‘s left breast is bigger than the right during pregnancy, she’s having a girl, and if the right is bigger, the baby will be a boy. Thanks to the Internet, those old wives have made a big contribution to misinformation.
Shyla's right boob is bigger than her left.
Mating was so much easier generations ago. That's Rachel Love from Mamazon.
Evolutionary psychologists, and a lot of other brainy dudes, have always theorized why we prefer women with large boobs. (Dave wrote about zoologist Desmond Morris comparing tits to asscheeks in an October 22 Blog.) Historically, large boobs are a sign of fertility. Check out any ancient statue of a fertility goddess, although none of them even come close to Leanne Crow or Jenna Valentine in sheer stacktitude. Harvard anthropologist Frank Marlowe’s study, The Nubility Hypothesis, theorizes that females evolved protruding breasts because the size and shape of breasts function as a signal of reproductive value to a man. Women with greater reproductive value are preferred by males. Upturned and pointed breasts became “sexual releasers of approach behavior for heterosexual males.” In plain Boobish, a language we are fluent in, chicks with big tits are hotter and attract more potential baby-daddies. That’s the theory, anyway. On the other side of the coin, many guys are not tit-men. Many guys are ass men, others leg men. All I can add is more study is needed. If I can get a grant from Yale, and don’t blow it at my local lap dance club in less than a week, I’ll continue the research.
November 16, 2011 by Dave
Raquel Grant. Pay the lady.
Micky Bells. Endless cleavage.
Back in July, Maria asked in a Blog posting, “To show cleavage or not to show cleavage?” and discussed the decisions big-boobed women must make when they’re getting dressed in the morning.
I am pleased to report that the ladies in the November 2011 issue of Voluptuous, which is being posted this week at SCORELAND, all seem to have decided, “Yes, I think I’m going to show cleavage today.” Because the cleavage factor–the “Wow!” factor, as my buddy Darrell Sheets in the TV show Storage Wars would call it–is sky-high. These ladies are storing a lot of boob-flesh in their shirts, and unlike those dark, dank storage bins in the TV show, they’re putting the contents of their storage chests on display, letting us view them for as long as we want, not just five minutes.
I’m starting the bidding at $1-million.
Diane Poppos. Priceless.
Michelle May. Sold.
Kristina Milan. A rare treasure.
November 1, 2011 by Elliot James
Who is she?
Do you recognize this sexy babe?
You should if you’ve been a SCORE or Voluptuous Guy for a while.
She’s been a popular girl here for quite some time.
Scroll down for the answer.
She's Michelle Bond in an all-new pictorial today at SCORELAND.
October 26, 2011 by Maria
Tammy looks like Gwen Stefani, but better because Tammy has big tits.
I love tits. I love women. I love women with big tits.
They make me happy. 🙂
But not all women come equipped with large funbags.
Tammy from SCORE March '01 is a big-tit look-alike.
That makes me sad. 🙁
So, sometimes I like to cruise around SCORELAND and check out all the big-titted doppelgangers. Yep, women who look like women who could use bigger knockers.
(Not to be confused with big-titted women who look like big-titted women, like when people were saying that I look like Kelly Shibari.)
For example, I happen to think that Tammy from SCORE March ’01 looks like Gwen Stefani, if Gwen had bigger tits. (It’s a shame that she doesn’t.)
I am sure that there are plenty of you tit lovers out there who, like me, are drawn to certain models because they represent the better, bigger-boobed version of someone famous.
Share your lookalikes with me!
I would love to hear your thoughts.
xoxo, Maria
