Categories for Boob Watch
October 22, 2011 by Dave
This is Valory Irene's ass.
These are Valory Irene's tits. Is some zoologist telling me her tits look like her ass?
The poll currently running on the Blog asks, “Other than breasts, what is your favorite part of a woman’s body?” Not surprisingly, the No. 1 answer so far is ass at 44%. I say not surprisingly because a letter writer, Jack from Chicago, recently reminded me of the zoologist Desmond Morris, who wrote (and I’m definitely paraphrasing here) that big tits remind men of the globular shape of a woman’s buttocks.
Actually, what Morris said (and I’m quoting from Wikipedia, not exactly the most-reliable source) is that “the shape of female breasts evolved as a frontal counterpart to that of the buttocks, the reason being that while other primates mate in the rear-entry position, humans, because of their upright posture, are more likely to successfully copulate by mating face to face, the so-called missionary position. Morris suggested that a secondary sexual characteristic on a woman’s chest would have encouraged this in more primitive incarnations of the human race, and a face-on encounter may have helped found a relationship between partners beyond merely a sexual one.”
In plain English, what we really want to do is fuck a woman from behind, which we can and sometimes do. But when we fuck her face-to-face, her tits remind us of ass and get us hard. So, it’s not surprising that 44% of you like ass second because in your minds, tits are ass. Or something like that.
But you know what? All of this science is confusing. Do you know why I like big tits? Because they get my cock hard. Do you know why I like a girl’s ass? Because it gets my cock hard. Why do these things get my cock hard? Because I like them. Why do I like them?
Okay, all this thinking is making my cock soft. I don’t want my cock to be soft, so I’m going to log into SCORELAND and check out some big tits. I heard that Stephanie Stalls is fucking this weekend. Leanne Crow is getting her tits out. And that’s all I need to know.
October 18, 2011 by Elliot James
Jana born October 18.
Emily Cartwright born October 20.
Busty Dusty born October 20.
Lori Pleasure born October 21.
Summer Leigh born October 22.
Lisa Lipps born October 22.
October 10, 2011 by Elliot James
Speak softly and carry big tits and a big tennis racquet.
Vince Lombardi, the legendary coach of the Green Bay Packers, was famous for his philosophy and quotes. How does Minka, a legend in her own area of life, stack up next to Vince in the philosophy department?
Let’s compare.
Minka: “I want to be the best. When I play tennis, I want to be the top. I don’t care who you are, I want to kick your ass, and when I got big tits, I wanted to be on top.”
Lombardi: “You never win a game unless you beat the guy in front of you.”
Minka: “Anything I do, I want to be No. 1.”
Lombardi: “There’s only one way to succeed in anything, and that is to give it everything.”
Minka: “They say, ‘Amazing! How can she carry that much big tits and run around the tennis court in hot weather, 100 degrees?’ I beat them by using my brain. I make them crazy.”
Lombardi: “Winning is not everything–but making the effort to win is.”
Minka: “When I was at the national games in tennis, the other girls were saying, ‘You are a porn star. How can you play tennis?’ I said, ‘Don’t worry. I’ll kick your ass!'”
Lombardi: “The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.”
Minka: “Every woman has a pussy, but they don’t have these tits.”
Lombardi: “Inches make champions.”
So how does Minka stack up next to Vince Lombardi?
Pretty good, we’d say.
On an unrelated, yet, similarly stacked note, exactly 10 years ago today at SCORELAND: Cindy Cupps visited the SCORE Building!
Cindy tries out the bouncy sofa in the SCORE lobby.
October 7, 2011 by Dave
Aileen Ghettman did not make S.M.'s list of the most-photogenic SCORE Girls, but she could have. Says who? Says me. This photo is part of a very nice set of Aileen that can be viewed at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.
S.M., a regular contributor to “Scorecard,” from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “Here’s my Top 25 of your most-photogenic naturals ever. 1. Linsey Dawn McKenzie; 2. Merilyn Sakova; 3. Sharday; 4. Ashley Sage Ellison; 5. Karina Hart; 6. Nicole Peters; 7. Bea Flora; 8. Brianna Costello; 9. Kelly Kay; 10. Natalie Fiore; 11. Taylor Steele; 12. Arianna Sinn; 13. Kerry Marie; 14. Shione Cooper; 15. Sophie Mae; 16. Terry Nova; 17. Chloe Vevrier; 18. Anna Song; 19. Luma; 20. Rhonda Baxter; 21. Via Paxton; 22. Kaytee Carter; 23. Miosotis; 24. Carrie Lynn; and 25. Dawn Stone.”
Got that?
S.M. continues, “Let’s start with the definition of photogenic, according to the dictionary: ‘attractive as a subject for photography.’ I’d say the women above would fit that description, wouldn’t you? Linsey came in at No. 1, which should not be a shocker. She was a borderline celebrity. She was the porn version of Judy Garland, the brunette Marilyn Monroe, the British Jenna Jameson… you name it! I have selected the models for various reasons, some for being very personable, for sensuality, for attractiveness and, most importantly, for smoldering sexuality. Smoldering sexuality lets me know that the model might actually be aroused, which means she’s into what she’s doing or is at least acting like she is, so it’s the thought that counts. Terry Nova, Shione Cooper, Natalie Fiore and Chloe Vevrier specialize in this category.”
“Karina, Brianna and Taylor are the most personable models. They never stop smiling!”
“The most-sensuous models consist of Kelly Kay, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Merilyn Sakova, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone. And then you have your hardcore vixens such as Christy Marks and Shione Cooper, who are photogenic when solo.”
Thanks for the list, S.M. But, to tell you the truth, I thought all of our models were photogenic.
September 26, 2011 by Elliot James
The best headphones. Karen and Kelly's soft, warm earmuffs. Now that's what I call stereophonic.
One of our recent SCORELAND surveys asked about members’ listening habits when watching videos. I use headphones, a habit from living in apartments with thin walls. I live in a house now with much more privacy, but I still rarely turn the computer’s speakers on.
So here’s how they do it.
30% keep the audio volume at the same level you’d use for watching Hawaii 5-0 on television. So if you have thin walls, your neighbors may think you have a sex life that rivals Tiger Woods’.
37% keep the volume low. Problem with that method is missing some important piece of dialog, such as Daylene Rio saying, “I’m gonna suck this cock now.” (Yes, it is important.)
27% wear headphones. Best option if you have roommates or a spouse who doesn’t want to hear moaning and groaning, the sounds of boobs slapping together or Summer Sinn yelling, “Cum on my tits!”
5% watch without audio. This method loses points for not being able to hear the girls’ voices. Unless you believe that women should be seen and not heard. Also, it’s not a good choice when you watch an interview.
We have added sub-titles for non-English speaking models, such as Romina Lopez. But I think we’re a ways from closed captioning. Besides, the captions could block the girls’ tits or pussies.
What are your listening habits?
September 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Heather Hooters born Sept. 12.
Valory Irene born Sept. 13.
Danesha Marquel born Sept. 13.
Puma Swede born Sept. 13.
Tabatha Towers born Sept. 13.
Janet Jade born Sept. 13.
Suga Squirtz born Sept. 13.
Linsey Ward born Sept. 14.
Jessica Taylor born Sept. 15.
Jezhabelle born Sept. 16.
Joy Juggs born Sept. 17.
Carolyn Monroe born Sept. 17.
Bodacious Babette born Sept. 17.
Chloe Vevrier born Sept. 18.
Nicky Tease born Sept. 18.
September 3, 2011 by Maria
Beverly Paige and Catt Green are little tuggers that could on SCORELAND this weekend!
Do you remember your years as a teen when you had that one smokin’ hot neighbor chick who knew all the other smokin’ hot neighbor chicks in school? And they hung out together and spent the night and you would wonder what the fuck they were doing at those all-girl sleepovers? (Come on, you know and I know that you wondered about it. You and I both know that you probably were a bit of a Peeping Tom, too. You know you wanted to catch a glimpse of those chicks involved in some sort of exploratory lesbian moment.)
Well, I am here to tell you that lesbian shit DID happen at those sleepovers. Trust me. It happened. Sparked by some horseplay and teasing, before you knew it, there was touching and pleasing. But what if those hot girls decided to call you and ask you over to be the meat in their lesbian sandwich?
Pretty hot, huh? Imagine a couple of horny chicks experimenting and exploring their sexual fantasies with your dick?
Well, imagine no more because we got teen titter Catt Green her hot-in-the-pants friend, Beverly Paige to show you that pillowfights do in fact cause horniness in their Tits and Tugs Adventure on SCORELAND! Playing with pillows leads to these busty ladies playing with each other’s pillows. Pretty soon they call over their neighbor for some tits and tugs action. (Because pillow fights are more fun with three people, right?) They see his dick and they are all over it like a busty tag-team wrestling duo! These ladies love having their titties fucked so much that they milk their neighbor’s dick in no time. And with that, we prove two things true: 1) All girly slumber parties are cover-ups for raunchy lesbian action. 2) Good neighbors might borrow and return your tools, but hot, busty neighbors tug and drain your tool.
xoxo,
Maria
September 2, 2011 by Elliot James
The real Morgan Leigh.
Morgan as depicted by Matt M.
Fan art submitted by readers and members has a long history at SCORE. I remember big-boobed artwork coming into SCORE and Voluptuous magazines by standard mail–you know, the kind that use paper and ink–as far back as 1995. Today, it’s usually sent by email, with some exceptions.
The artists are from different backgrounds and different places but they share a common trait: a deep love and appreciation for the girls who model for SCORE and Voluptuous. Some fan artists were one-shots, others regularly sent in their sketches, toons or paintings. Their talent seemed to increase the more they kept practicing.
They are almost exclusively male. I can’t recall one female ever submitting anything. I know that the work of the two main pro SCORE artists, Otis Sweat (“Bomber Girls” and the artist for the majority of the short stories) and Duncan Gutteridge (“Fantasy SCORE“), inspired many of them. Some of them were art students in school. Others are hobbyists.
Computer-generated art mixed with photography began to show up in the late 1990s, notably Ricky Java’s morphs of SCORE photos in “Fantastic Fantasies.” This was the very beginning of the morphing trend as home computers became more affordable. Later on, fully computer-generated illustrations began to show up.
Every artist had his favorite subjects. D.M. loved Chloe, and he always did a bang-up job in his lavish illustrations.
“Treva” from the UK loved the XL and plumperish Voluptuous girls.
“Simon Templar” depicted SCORE Girls such as Lacey Legends and Colt 45 as super-heroines or secret agents.
Pauly loves super-huge boobs that jut straight out, defying gravity and the laws of physics. I did interviews with both Simon and Pauly years ago, and they’re still archived in the SCORELAND Art Galleries department. Their points of views are really interesting.
Lately, there’s Mr. H.D. from Germany, who regularly sends Maria his Voluptuous-inspired pencil sketches that she posts in her Blog postings. In H.D.’s illustrations, his favorite models such as Cherry Brady and Renee Ross usually share one common accessory: they wear sexy, spike-heeled boots.
Interestingly enough, I never see submitted fan art of a girl having hardcore sex. It’s always the model in a solo pose, never a guy in the mix.
One of the most prolific and dedicated artists in recent years is “Thor,” aka Matt M. Matt just sent us his latest illustration of Morgan Leigh, one of his favorites, and it’s excellent. Matt’s earlier renditions of Merilyn, Jenna Valentine, Indianna Jaymes and others have always been excellent, too. There’s another piece Matt did that I want to post on the Blog at a future date, that of ’90s icon Tiffany Towers.
We salute you, noble fan artists. Thank you for your motivation and your high-powered interest in the subject we’re fanatics about: those awesome, big-boobed babes!
August 28, 2011 by Dave
Jasmine is really looking forward to showing you her tits.
Her name is Jasmine Shiraz, she was born in Iran (I believe that makes her our first SCORE Girl from Iran), she lives in southwestern New Jersey and she’s just about as sweet and bubbly as a girl can be. I know that even though when I was interviewing her for SCORELAND, I couldn’t stop staring at her tits, which were popping out of the shirt she’s wearing here. Jasmine packs her naturals into an F-cup bra, but as she told me, “That’s the size bra I wear. It’s not the size of my breasts.” They’re considerably bigger, G- or H-cups, at least, but Jasmine wears a smaller bra because “I like the way they make my boobs look.” And that’s good enough reason for me.
You see, Jasmine, who’s set to make her worldwide debut next week at SCORELAND, is not one to hide her assets. She’s been wearing tight, low-cut tops for as long as she’s had big boobs (which is for as long as she can remember), and she’s very excited to have the chance to whip off her top and bra and show you her tits. She told me so. Her story is one you’re going to enjoy hearing, but that’s for another day (Tuesday and Wednesday, for example).
By the way, Jasmine combines boobs and brains, and one of her favorite shows is Jersey Shore. I know, those facts don’t quite mesh, but who am I to talk? I watch Millionaire Matchmaker.
August 23, 2011 by Dave
This might not be your idea of work (or anybody’s idea of work), but believe it or not, in this photo, (left to right) Natalie Fiore, Leanne Crow and Micky Bells are working. Working hard. If you look closely, you can probably see some perspiration on their breasts. But you’re going to have to look very closely. Notice, too, the energy drink in Leanne’s right hand. And the way the girls’ bikini tops are working overtime to keep their tits encased.
Out of the picture, of course, is a photographer who’s standing on a balcony and looking down at this scene. He’s also hard at work.VERY hard at work.
Natalie Fiore works hard for the money.
So, if you’re a girl with big boobs (or if you know a girl with big boobs), and you’re thinking, “If I model for SCORE, are they going to work my ass off?” the answer is no, we want your ass and your tits right where they are.
By the way, moments after this photo was taken, Natalie changed into another swimsuit and jumped into the pool for another photo shoot, which along with a video, is posted today at SCORELAND as part of our “Puerto Vallarta Vacation” special. Tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it. If you’re a girl who’d like to do it, check out BeASCOREModel.com.
