Categories for Boob Watch

Big, beautiful boobs + On-location shoot = Must be SCORE

August 1, 2011 by Dave
Leanne BBQs her favorite food, chicken, along with some other tasty goodies for the crew in Puerta Vallarta.

Leanne BBQs her favorite food, chicken, along with some other tasty goodies for the crew in Puerto Vallarta.

The other day, our Twitter leader (is that what they’re called?) at @Scoreland Tweeted to our followers, “Just back from shooting 5 hot ladies in Puerto Vallarta. Guess who they are.” And then, “Some of you have probably figured out the cast for our latest feature.” And then, “Starting August 1st, The SCORE Group will post one model a day, showing you exactly who was part of the adventure.”

Leanne pulls double duty, working on her tan at the beginning of a poolside photo shoot. What some people call vacation, SCORE models call work!

Leanne pulls double duty, working on her tan during a shoot at the infinity pool. What some people call vacation, SCORE models call work! Nice job if you can get it.

Well, today is August 1st, which means it’s time to reveal the first model…and she’s a great one. Ladies and gentlemen, direct from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Leanne Crow!

This on-location report from Tushna, our studio manager: “Leanne worked on her tan most of the time she was there. Favorite food: CHICKEN! Adopted a Mexican chihuahua for the entire trip. Cosita was her name. We called her Leanne’s sidekick.”

More tomorrow. Can you guess who the other four models are?

And can you guess where Cosita slept?

By the way, if you haven’t been doing it already, follow us on Twitter for Blog updates, SCORELAND updates, boobs news and much more in 140 characters or less.

And if you’re a girl who would like to do what Leanne’s doing, check us out at BeASCOREModel.com.

Home can mean a busty girl in a tiny bikini. Or it can mean a busty girl getting fucked in her ass.

July 27, 2011 by Dave
Janet Jade in a bikini. Very jackable.

Janet Jade in a bikini. Very jackable.

Bailey Santanna getting ass-fucked. Also very jackable.

Bailey Santanna getting ass-fucked. Also very jackable.

They say that variety is the spice of life. And it’s not just that some guys like different things. Sometimes, the same person likes different things at different times (or different things at the same time).

For example, today at lunch, one second I was checking out a Latina with a Bootylicious-type butt encased in Spandex workout pants, the next second I was checking out a busty MILF pouring out of her low-cut top.

Perhaps what Larry David said on this week’s Curb Your Enthusiasm is true: “The penis doesn’t care about race, creed and color. The penis wants to get to its homeland. It wants to go home!”

Of course, my penis cares about tits and ass, the bigger the better.

Anyway, before I wander too far off the subject, I’m here to tell you that if you wander over to the members area of SCORELAND today, you can see pictures of Janet Jade absolutely destroying a string bikini. Very jackable.

And if you wander over to XLGirls.com today, you can see Bailey Santanna getting fucked in her big, broad ass while her big, natural tits hang down. Also very jackable.

Busty girl posing solo. Busty girl getting ass-fucked. Two very different pictorials, but they have the same effect. So, today, SCORELAND can be your penis’s homeland. And XLGirls.com can be your penis’s homeland.

Home, James!

Today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, Elizabeth Starr’s fucking return! Plus, how Elliot James discovered Elizabeth

July 24, 2011 by Dave
That's not cum Elizabeth lips…not yet, at least.

That's not cum Elizabeth lips…not yet, at least.

I have just returned from watching Elizabeth Starr’s return to SCORELAND (you probably didn’t know this, but the bathroom stalls at The SCORE Group have video monitors so we can watch scenes in private), and I was not disappointed. The scene had all the things I expect from Elizabeth:

1. Dirty fuck talk.

2. Lots of squealing.

3. Spitting on the cock, sucking balls and doing that squat thing she likes to do. What I mean is, when some girls ride cock, they sit on it. But Elizabeth squats on cock–that takes very strong leg and cunt muscles–and rides it hard. By squatting, the cock goes deeper inside her pussy. This girl is a sexual athlete.

Of course, it’s nice that her tits are absolutely huge, much bigger than ever, but it was never specific body parts that made Elizabeth special, and that’s still the case. This girl loves being a nasty, slutty (and now I’m going to say it) whore on camera, a total man-pleaser if ever there was. She’s a fuck toy, a fuck doll, and in the video that airs tomorrow at SCORELAND (photos today), she’s your personal fuck doll.

Elliot James has known Elizabeth for a long time, even before she was a porn star. In fact, Elizabeth credits Elliot for getting her into adult modeling. Elliot is too humble to admit to that, but I asked him to write his memories of meeting Elizabeth, and here’s what he had to say:

“I used to go on Sundays to a photo event called the Las Vegas Bikini Photo Shoot run by Adam Martinez at the Glass Pool Inn on the Las Vegas Strip. (They had an above-ground pool with big windows.) Amateur photo shoots were very popular throughout the western states during the 1990s. Guys would sign up, pay a fee and bring their cameras. The girls would bring their swimsuits. They’d get about 30 or more people, all there to hone their modeling or photo skills. It was bikini glamour posing, nothing nude. At the end of the day, several models would win a prize.

“I met Elizabeth at a shoot in 1993. She wasn’t as nearly stacked as she is now, but I was still very impressed. Later on, I recommended she try professional modeling for men’s mags. She had the magic. Elizabeth sent her photos out, and that was the beginning. A few years later, she wound up being photographed by SCORE‘s contributing shooters in Los Angeles and San Diego. She eventually relocated to California since Vegas at that time didn’t offer a lot of opportunities for models. She’s accomplished a lot since then, more than I would have ever predicted. Elizabeth loves what she does and that’s important.”

That’s right, Elliot. I also love what Elizabeth does, especially in today’s scene, and that’s also what’s important.

I’d walk a mile for a cameltoe!

July 23, 2011 by Elliot James
Crystal Gunns

Crystal Gunns

Ashley Sage

Ashley Sage

CJ

CJ

Kitana

Kitana

Cameltoe: A slang word for the outline of a girl’s labia majora when she’s wearing very tight-fitting shorts or pants. The fabric should be thin and clingy.

And I’d walk a mile for it.

The cameltoe effect is even more highlighted if the vertical seam goes straight down the middle of her shorts, separating the labia.

Admittedly, “cameltoe” is not a flattering term at all. The hoof of an “even-toed ungulate,” as the biology books call cameltoes, is not something you’d associate with a vagina. I have no idea who came up with the name. I can’t imagine someone walking up to a girl who’s dressed in booty shorts and saying, “Hey, the outline of your pussy looks like the hoof of a camel!”

As a boob man, I usually tend to look at a girl’s chest first but if she’s got on something that highlights a cameltoe, I’m there too. Here’s Ashley, Crystal, CJ and Kitana showing theirs. More in SCORELAND!

Note from Dave: Sorry to hijack your posting, Elliot, but has anybody noticed that cameltoes seem to be back in style? By “back in style,” I’m going back to the late 1970s and early 1980s, when women wore super-tight jeans and lots of polyester–this had something to do with the disco era–and sometimes the cameltoe would go an inch or more up their cunts. You could’ve fucked them without taking their pants off. Lately, I’ve noticed a lot more cameltoes, at least here in South Florida, than at any other time since 20 or so years ago. This, along with the return of tube tops, is a very enjoyable trend.

This Sunday, the Starr of our show is…Elizabeth Starr!

July 20, 2011 by Dave
Elizabeth Starr shows off her new, super-sized boobs. If you want to see her handful of an ass, too, you're gonna have to wait until Sunday.

Elizabeth Starr shows off her new, super-sized boobs. If you want to see her handful of an ass, too, you're gonna have to wait until Sunday.

It was 15 months ago that I blogged about Elizabeth Starr and called her the greatest porn performer ever. I also said she had retired from shooting XXX. Elizabeth herself commented on that Blog, thanking me for the mention, crediting Elliot for introducing her to the world of adult modeling and adding, “To set the record straight, I have actually been in over 100 adult movies as well as regular movies and music videos. The photos SCORE has of me are over 13 years old and I am much more busty and prettier now that I’m in my wonderful 40s. I hope to have the chance to shoot for SCORE again in the near future. Lots of Love, Elizabeth Starr.”

Then, nearly a year later, Elizabeth commented again: ” I just wanted to let everyone know that I am ‘Out of Retirement’ and back on the silver screen… Hopefully SCORE will shoot me again since I’m VERY busty and still have an ass you can bounce a quarter off of…LOL.”

Well, it’s true. Elizabeth is VERY busty. And she does have an ass you can bounce a quarter off of. I know this because–take a deep breath, Elizabeth Starr fans–she was recently in our studio, fucking and sucking on-camera for the first time in a long time, her tits giant-sized, her mouth and pussy as inviting as ever. And you’ll get to see for yourself when her brand-new XXX photos and video are posted this Sunday and Monday at SCORELAND.

As a person who’s been–ahem–entertaining myself with the same Elizabeth Starr photos and videos for a very long time, this is very exciting news. Five more days and counting. I can hardly wait.

Happy B-Day Claudia KeAloha born July 20.

Happy B-Day Claudia Kealoha, born July 20.

2011: For Voluptuous newcomers, it’s 2003 all over again!

July 12, 2011 by Dave
2003 Newcomer of the Year Nicole Peters

2003 Newcomer of the Year Nicole Peters.

Eight years after her debut, Angela is still making headlines

Eight years after her debut, Angela is still making headlines.

February brought us Cherry Brady, March brought us Ines Cudna and April brought us Nicole Peters. When Brandy Talore, then just 21, graced the June cover, it was clear that 2003 was shaping up as a special year for big, natural tits, and when we finished off the run with Sapphire in July, Sunshine in August, Devin Taylor in September, Maria Moore in October, Casey Cleavage in November and Angela White in December, it became monumental, historic, memorable. In my opinion (and Elliot James’, too) the greatest year in the history of big, natural tits. Of the 13 issues of Voluptuous that year, newcomers graced the covers of 10. Three of those girls–Nicole, Ines and Angela–would make the top 10 of SCORELAND‘s Top 100 of the Decade. Brandy Talore just might be the greatest naturally stacked porn star ever.

I bring this up because just yesterday, I was talking to Maria about how great a year this has been for V-Mag newcomers, and then I went up to Elliot and asked, “Do you think this year is better than 2003?” Elliot thought about it for a moment and said, “It might be.”

Honestly, I never thought we’d see the day (the year?). Already in 2011, Valory Irene, Analee Sands, Elaina Gregory, Dors Feline, Terri Jane, Leanne Crow and a fuller-figured Desiree have made their V-Mag debuts, with Micky Bells and Gya Roberts (both of whom have already made their XLGirls.com debuts) on the way. And here comes Maserati and Hitomi and Beverly Paige!

Time has been very kind to the Class of 2003. Many of the girls who debuted that year have remained among our favorites. Time will tell regarding the Class of 2011, but I can’t imagine that eight years from now, we won’t look back upon 2011 as fondly as we do 2003. And here’s the great part: the year isn’t over!

Is Leanne Crow 2011's heir apparent to Nicole Peters?

Is Leanne Crow 2011’s heir apparent to Nicole Peters?

Full-figured Terri Jane will probably still be in our jack fantasies in eight years

Full-figured Terri Jane will still be in our jack fantasies in eight years.

Valory Irene. As you can see, the choosing 2011 Newcomer of the Year will be a very hard task.

Valory Irene. As you can see, choosing 2011 Newcomer of the Year will be a very hard task.

Introducing a girl who really sucks

July 3, 2011 by Dave
I'm amazed that Gya managed to keep her nipples out of her mouth long enough to take this picture.

I'm amazed that Gya managed to keep her nipples out of her mouth long enough to take this picture.

We’ve had some great self-suckers in the history of SCORE and XL Girls (meaning, of course, girls who suck on their own nipples). Autumn-Jade was great at sucking on her own tits, and few could ever match the great Cassitty Harmon, who once got both nipples in her mouth, hands-free, while riding a cock.

Cassitty showed off her self-sucking skills in Black & Stacked Xtra #3.

Cassitty showed off her self-sucking skills in Black & Stacked Xtra #3.

But there’s a girl making her debut at XLGirls.com tomorrow who might have all of them beat. Her name is Gya Roberts, she’s a newcomer with HH-cup naturals and she’s–get this–a school teacher back home. Gya is also a co-star of the Montego Babes DVD pre-release special that went live Friday at XLGirls (and continues throughout the month).

Anyway, I first noticed Gya when her test shots were passed around the office, but I REALLY noticed Gya when I watched her scene in the Montego Babes DVD. Now, some girls self-suck their nipples then move on to other business, like playing with their pussies, etc. But with Gya, self-sucking her nipples seems to be an obsession, not a part of the sex act but the act itself. It’s something she relishes, something she can’t stop doing. I’ve never seen a girl self-suck her nipples so lustily and so often. This girl cannot keep her nipples out of her mouth.

Check her out tomorrow and Tuesday at XLGirls.com, then this Friday in Part 2 of the Montego Babes special at XLGirls. If you love girls who suck on their own nipples, you will not be disappointed.

The winner and still champion of summer…the bikini!

June 25, 2011 by Dave
Eva Notty. Moments after this photo was taken, she was sucking cock.

Eva Notty. Moments after this photo was taken, she was sucking cock.

Miosotis. No bikini can contain her. But I appreciate the effort.

Miosotis. No bikini can contain her. But I appreciate the effort.

The poll that’s been running for a while here at the SCORELAND Blog asks, “What is your favorite piece of warm-weather clothing for a busty girl to wear in public?” Not surprisingly, the most popular answer was “Bikini top” with 42%, followed by tank top at 20%, tube top at 16%, T-shirt at 10% and halter top at 11%. I mentioned in a recent blog posting that the tube top seems to be making a comeback, and I think if we conducted this poll again in August, after you guys have experienced a summer of girls showing off their new tube tops, that 16% number would increase dramatically.

Karina Hart in a monokini. My mind is filled wiith monothoughts.

Karina Hart in a monokini. My mind is filled with monothoughts.

This is why Karla James was voted one of SCORE's 20 Greatest Naturals.

This is why Karla James was voted one of SCORE's 20 Greatest Naturals.

Anyway, to show my appreciation to all of you who participated in this highly scientific study, here’s a collection of bikini babes, all of whom appear in the August 2011 “Summer Sex Special” issue of SCORE. The complete sets that these pictures were taken from can also be seen at SCORELAND or XLGirls.com. Enjoy.

By the way, yes, I know, all of these swimsuits aren’t technically bikinis. Some of them are monokinis. Go tell it to the judge. Whoever he is.

Letters. We get letters. Some are better than others.

June 21, 2011 by Dave
Does Angelique prove C.A.'s point?

Does Angelique prove C.A.'s point?

For example, there’s this letter from C.A. of West Midlands, United Kingdom. He writes, “I’m a lover of both natural and fake tits, but in my opinion, fake tits always win as far as bikinis go. Soft, natural tits can’t quite manage that, which is why fake tits will always look better in bikinis. Other great examples are Minka, Crystal Gunns, Donita Dunes and, of course, the ultimate bikini babe, Angelique.”

You know, C.A. might have a point, and I think I know why he could be right. But, on the other hand, is there anything better than a girl with big, natural tits running down the beach, her boobs bouncing out of her bikini?

You're looking at Eden's eyes right now, right?

You're looking at Eden's eyes right now, right?

Then there’s J.C. of Oklahoma City who writes, “The eyes have it! Eden has the loveliest eyes I have seen in a long time. I recall that Autumn-Jade had lovely eyes also. What do you think about a reader survey of the best eyes?”

Sure. I’m fine with a survey, although I think J.C. should act like a gentlemen and stop staring at girls’ eyes when he should be looking at their tits.

Karina's legs are very nice, but are they her best feature?

Karina's legs are very nice, but are they her best feature?

M.C. from Woodhaven, Michigan is looking in a different direction. He writes, “I just watched the DVD Karina Hart As You Wish. Holy shit, she is perfect! But I must say the part of her that turns me on the most is her legs. Sorry to be redundant, but perfect is the best word to describe them. The way they are shaped is just too much. They’re creamy white and so sexy that I just could not take my eyes off them. I would die to suck on her luscious thighs for just five minutes.”

In all three letters, the writers present interesting points of view (which is why I published them in “Scorecard” in the print edition of SCORE). Any comments, Blog Men and Women?

I’d compare Venera to Merilyn Sakova, but in all honesty, I’d rather get kicked in the balls

June 14, 2011 by Dave
Merilyn Sakova. Superstar. One of the greatest naturals ever.

Merilyn Sakova. Superstar. One of the greatest naturals ever.

Venera. Superstar? Hey, I'm not saying anything. It'll get me in trouble.

Venera. Superstar? Hey, I'm not saying anything. It'll get me in trouble.

For starters and for the record, I’d just like to say that I’m not labeling anyone as “the next” or an all-time great or an instant superstar. We did that about a year and a half ago with Karla James, and SCORELAND members and SCORE readers immediately lashed out. Their problem should have been with me, comparing a newcomer to perhaps the greatest natural ever, but many of them took it out on Karla, which was definitely unfair. Of course, those same members and readers [SPOILER ALERT!] promptly voted her one of SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals in the September 2011 issue (on-sale today at eBoobStore.com), so go figure.

Anyway, for the record, I am not saying that Venera (who debuted on the Blog last week and debuts at SCORELAND tomorrow on the first day of a three-day “Meet Venera” special) is the next Merilyn Sakova or is as good as Merilyn or as pretty as Merilyn or has as good a body at Merilyn. I have my opinions on these matters, but I’m going to keep them to myself.

All I’m saying is that when it comes to slim ‘n’ stacked naturals, Venera and Merilyn are very similar in that they both have the cock-hardening combination of huge tits with a tiny waist and–this is a matter of fact–that combination to such an extreme proportion has been seen very few times in the history of tits and waists.

And that’s all I’m saying.