I don’t always start off a blog with blatant cursing, but…
Holy Fucking Shit…
I love Renee Ross.
Renee is probably one of the greatest busties in the universe and that is because not only is she a sweetheart, but she is also saving lives with these instructional videos. (Okay, maybe not saving lives, but damn it, she is doing a public service of some sort. Somewhere out there, someone is going to benefit from these videos BIG TIME.)
A few days ago, Renee gave us a lesson in titty-fucking, and I must say, it was awesome. But it does not compare to the greatness of this BJ How-To. Renee could, and I say this with the utmost respect and awe, teach anyone how to suck the chrome off a bumper. 🙂 If you are reading this blog right now and currently have a girlfriend or a wife or a special lady in your life, bring her to the computer, sit her down and make her watch this video with you. Tell her it’s, like, “couples” stuff to “better your connection.” Chicks eat that shit up. Trust me.
What this really is is an excuse to get a blow job from that lady in your life. A blow job where you and Renee call the shots. Watch the video. Furrow your brow and look like you are concentrating…like you are soaking this up. Like you are watching something on Discovery Channel. Then look over and say something to your gal pal like,”I think that if you did something like that to my penis, it would really enhance fellatio for me.” (Use the words penis and fellatio! It sounds like you are thinking with and communicating from the head above your shoulders. If you use the words cock and blow job, well, then it just sounds like you wanna fuck your lady friend’s face, and chances are she will not be into it. 🙂 )
I promise that if you watch this with a woman and you have her apply some of Renee’s meat-to-mouth techniques, you will get a better blow job than you have had in a long time. Renee’s blow-job mojo is that strong. She has, like, The Force when it comes to siphoning sperm with her kisser.
Enjoy this video, gentlemen, and may you win in the fight for better BJs!
Sometimes I get emails from V-Men and they ask me for advice about all sorts of things, but mostly they ask about sex. Some ask about positions and some ask about blow jobs, but mostly they ask about titty fucking.
It’s understandable. Tit men love tits. They want to fuck tits. They want to know the best way to accomplish that.
Hey, I applaud the question-asking by men. As a chick with big boobs, I like it when a man asks me what I like and don’t like and how to get it on with my rack. Question-asking and communication are the keys to a very stellar sex life.
That’s why when I asked Renee to help me with this video, she was all for it. Renee is a nurse, and a stacked one to boot. She was game to give this tutorial and do a quick round of question and answer with me about tits and tit-fucking.
Especially since, very soon, she will be premiering her first tits and tugs video on SCORELAND. Who better than Renee to show you the way of rack riding, eh?
So without further ado, here is the chest-blessed Renee Ross and I giving you Titty Fucking 101.
🙂 (Every time I write that it brings a smile to my face. Doesn’t it make you happy, too?) 🙂
Her name is Carrie Ashton. She is 22 years old and she has never shot before. Yup…fresh tit-flesh all the way from Kansas City. How exciting! I sat down with her and we chit-chatted about football and about sports. (She loves sports. My kinda chick!) It was her first time and she was nervous, but like all the interview cherries I take, I was gentle.
Carrie has great E-cup boobs and a pretty face! And her nipples are BOTH PIERCED. There is something about those pierced pups that is a huge turn on. Maybe it’s because in my mind, it means that the Carrie’s nipples are uber-sensitive and that she likes them pulled on and played with during sex. (SHE DOES!)
For now, check out this video with this Kansas City cutie and new big-boob find.
And stayed tuned to the blog for more video and questions with Carrie, who is soon to become one of your faves. 🙂
Hi everyone! Just a friendly reminder that I have some cool FREE stuff for you to win, but you have to send an email and enter the contests!
Renee signed two DVDs just for the guys on the blog. Deadline to enter is this Saturday, October 3, 2009. So keep those emails comin'!
1) You can win one copy of either Tits Tits Tits! or Sex In The Titties, both SIGNED BY RENEE ROSS! If you would like to enter to win one of these two signed DVDs, please send your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B. to blog@scoreland.com with the words RENEE ROSS DVD GIVEAWAY in the subject line. ONLY ONE ENTRY PER EMAIL, PLEASE! I will be choosing two winners at random and will send you your autographed DVDs lickety-split. The deadline for all entries is October 3, 2009.
2) There is a copy of the September 2009 issue of V-Mag (with Bailey Santanna on the cover) SIGNED BY
Bailey's signed V-Mag is up for grabs! Hurry and enter the contest and YOU could be the lucky fan who wins!
BAILEY that will go to one lucky SCORELANDER. If you would like to get your hands on this Sept. ’09 issue of V-Mag, autographed by cover girl Bailey, all you have to do is shoot me an email at blog@scoreland.com with the words BAILEY SANTANNA GIVEAWAY in the subject line. Be sure to include your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B.. I will be choosing a winner at random and then I will send you your autographed copy of V-Mag ASAP! The deadline for all entries is Oct. 7, 2009.
I’ll contact winners via email. Thanks guys and hope you all enter!
This is Jayden Prescott. As newcomers come, they don’t come any newer. She’s never modeled before, never stripped before, never done anything except toss out a few blow jobs and fuck her husband. Yeah, her husband. He’s a charter SCORE and Voluptuous reader, and if nailing a piece of ass like Jayden doesn’t fall under the category of living the dream, I don’t know what does. I’d tell you more about her, but everything’s in the video, including some stuff you just have to hear to believe. Jayden has one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen, and when I saw her walking into the building, I thought, “Okay, I’ve gotta crash the studio today and get some blog video of this girl.” She reminds me a little of Kylee Nash. That’s a very good thing. Enjoy.
Allow me to introduce you to Melonie, a mammary-blessed hottie from Las Vegas. She is a tiny, little thing and then WHAMMO! G-cup tits. They are fantastic, full and high and you just want to cup them and give them a shake. These are what I refer to as pillow tits. The kind of bosom that you lay your head on and all of a sudden you get this euphoric feeling like everything is good and right with the world.
Melonie has never modeled before. (Don’t you just love first-timers? God knows I do!) I got to take Melonie’s interview cherry, and we chit-chatted a little bit about this and that. Melonie has just finished shooting her first solo photoset EVER. That’s impressive. And what’s more impressive is that she’s going to do her first boy-girl today, too.
You will be seeing Melonie in an upcoming issue of V-Mag, so keep your eyes peeled for her interview and debut. For now, enjoy this video of sexy Melonie…what a great find!
Save Morgan Leigh from elimination. Vote for someone else!
It’s not hard to detect that trend in the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND. You guys are picking off the mega-busted, slim ‘n’stacked girls one by one, and I’ll let you in on a shocking little secret: Morgan Leigh, SCORE‘s 2006 Newcomer of the Year, barely escaped elimination at No. 97. This is a girl I have in my top three, but apparently, some people don’t even have her in their top 95.
Judging from the current trend, any girl who isn’t 100% natural is in danger of being voted off much earlier than you might suspected (with the exception of Crystal Gunns, who has received a total of three votes over the last three days and is in line to win the whole thing). And that means you, too, Annina, Cindy Cupps, Vixen LaMoore, Denise Derringer, Daphne Rosen, Rukhsana…yipes, what the hell is going on here? The boob world has obviously gone topsy-turvy since the slim ‘n’ stacked 1990s.
I’ve been analyzing the voting, and from what I’ve seen, the girl who finishes second in the voting is not necessarily the girl who’s going to be voted off the next day…unless she’s an augmented girl. For example: Danielle Derek was third in the voting for No. 99, but she was second among the augmented girls. She got voted off at 98. In the voting for No. 98, Jade Feng was third overall, but she was second among the augmented girls and the next to go.
No. 2 among the slim-n-stacked girls yesterday: Morgan Leigh. Uh-oh.
I love it when I walk into the studio and I hear my favorite words:
“Maria, there is a new V-Mag model in here today.”
Every time I hear those words, it’s like Christmas! Why? Because I know that a.) I’m gonna get to see boobs I’ve never seen before! (YAY!) and b.) You are going to get to see boobs that you have never seen before. (Double YAY!)
Well, this was one of those new tits days!
This fresh pair of tits belongs to the lovely and stacked Anna Kay, a super-hottie from Indiana. Not only is Anna a cutie, but she is also a sweetie. After a long day of filming XXX video (Her first time doing boy/girl, just FYI…), Anna took the time to let us get to know her a bit and to show us her rack! (Her tits are AMAZING!)
You can see more of Anna in the upcoming Holiday ’09 issue of V-Mag (With a very-revealing interview, too!), but until then, check her out here compliments of me, your fellow boob-lovin’ editor.
So, a few weeks ago we had Bailey Santanna in the house, and she was blogging and in our studios working on a new feature film with Samantha 38G and Renee Ross. (And you all know Renee and Sam each signed some mags for our recent giveaway.) Well, in what I can only describe as a power move, I managed to grab Bailey right as she was getting ready to leave our facilities and asked her to sign MY COPY of the Sept. ’09 issue of V-Mag (with Bailey on the cover) so I could give it away on the blog. (Because that’s what I do. I go in there and I get you guys goodies. It’s what I’m about. lol) So, if you would like to get your hands on this Sept. ’09 issue of V-Mag, autographed by cover girl Bailey, all you have to do is shoot me an email at blog@Scoregroup.com with the words BAILEY SANTANNA GIVEAWAY in the subject line. Be sure to include your name, mailing address and date of birth. I will be choosing a winner at random and then I will send you your autographed copy of V-Mag. The deadline for all entries is Oct. 7, 2009. I’ll contact the winner via email. Good luck to all of our blog readers!
Taylor Steele, who’s already getting rave reviews, is part of this week’s “Boob Quest” special on SCORELAND. She’s new, she’s busty, she’s natural, she’s obviously cute as hell. Another great, brand-new girl will be introduced today. More on her later.
Meanwhile, this week’s poll is about cock size. Not your cock. Porn-stud cock. Unless you’re a porn stud, in which case, congratulations.
