Big, heavy boobs pressed against glass is one of my favorite tit tricks. We used to have a specially constructed table made out of super-thick glass that we photographed some of the girls on. They could stand on it, too, so the photographer could shoot straight up. (Not that we believe in the glass ceiling.)
Tits-against-glass shoots are also done with glass shower doors and car windshields. They work really well with car wash sets and videos.
For the boob-squishing shots in Nancy Navarro’s strip and oil pictorial, the photographer had Nancy press a sheet of glass against her boobs. I think this picture from Nancy’s set would make a pretty nice desktop background. For your home PC, that is. I’m not sure about it on your office computer if you use one at work.
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Here are the answers to the “20 for 20” SCORE anniversary contests for Days 3 and 4:
Day 3
1) Whose first SCORE hardcore scene was a threesome? Chloe Vevrier
Chloe did her first hardcore BGG scene in London with “Russian” Kathy and Kathy’s boyfriend at the time, a regular dude named Matt who boffed them both. Lucky guy. Chloe plays a masseuse who comes to rub Kathy, and rub they did.
2) In 2002, Autumn-Jade returned to SCORELAND following a growth spurt that saw her bra size go from a DDD-cup to an…I-cup
3) Which redheaded SCORE Girl once interviewed Tawny Peaks for SCORE? Montana
This was a tough one and might be the most difficult question of the entire “20 for 20” anniversary. Montana, a curly-haired redhead who feature-danced, interviewed Tawny for the July ’93 SCORE.
Day 4
1) Which SCORE Girl has inverted nipples? Terry Nova
2) Which two naturals went head-to-head and tit-to-tit in the one and only “Big-Tit Challenge” at SCORELAND? Cassitty Harmon and Africa Sexxx
3) Which model did not celebrate her 18th birthday with a SCORE pictorial? Jessica Turner
Linsey and Dawn Phoenix in London and Sharday in America all celebrated their 18th birthdays with photo shoots. Jessica Turner celebrated her 21st birthday on Boob Cruise 2000.
Letha Weapons was the coverstar of August '92 SCORE.
Twenty years ago, the trucks were delivering their bundles of the second issue of SCORE magazine (Volume 1, No. 2) while readers who’d read the first bi-monthly issue waited impatiently outside newsstands and stores for their next load of new big boobs.
L.A. Bust was SCORE‘s first covergirl. Who would be the covergirl of the August ’92 issue?
She turned out to be Letha Weapons. “This sexy 18-year-old is packing clubs across the U.S. and Canada,” the editor wrote in Miss Weapons’ 11-page layout that closed the issue. “No doubt, Letha’s plump pair of honeydew-sized melons could certainly be classified as weapons in the battle of the sexes.”
Letha and her lethal weapons.
The rest of the issue included pictorials of dancer Zoryna Dreams; Tiffany Towers in a softcore sex scene with a guy; a softcore team-up Nilli Willis and Lisa Phillips and Jolene, a new 19-year old natural from San Diego, California.
There was an article by Christopher Caswell about the Vector, a $398,000 sportscar. The erotic short story was “Sylvia’s Secret” by Jackson Adams with art by Otis Sweat. There was a feature story, “How To Photograph Nude Models Part 2” by Evan Andrews. Evan wrote, “Being a glamour photographer will give you a way to open a conversation with all those girls you meet at the local sports bar and you will have a portfolio of photographs to back up your story. What guy could compete with you?” Indeed.
There was a two-pager about super-naturally busty Polish stripper and sexploitation actress Chesty Morgan. L.A. Bust began her first column “Night Moves,” the prototype of the columns that Alyssa Alps and Crystal Gunns would write.
Orion Jeweb contributed his scholarly breast column “Mam•mal•o•gy.” (“Because the spirit of rational inquiry demands the hard data of practical experience, Mam•mal•o•gy has come to realize that, as one reader put it, ‘a boob in the hand is worth two in the bra.'”)
Duncan Gutteridge painted a new Fantasy SCORE. “Homebodies” presented amateur hopefuls who’d sent in their Polaroids. Wrapping it up, there was a “Video Pick” and the “Scorecard” letters section.
The price? $4.95, $5.95 in Canada. (Gas was $1.13 a gallon.) I saw a used copy of this edition going for $23.95 now.
Lisa Gazombas on the back cover. The next issue was November '92. Readers had to wait two months.
On the back cover, Lisa Gazombas promised big-boobed satisfaction for the next issue, November ’92. She later changed her moniker to Lisa Chest. I don’t remember why. I liked Gazombas. I still do.
And that’s the way it was, 20 years ago.
No Internet. No DVDs. No iPads, tablets, desktops or Smartphones. No SCORELAND.
There were print magazines and VHS tapes. That was it. And there were strip clubs everywhere you could visit with lots of huge-boobed girls strutting their stuff on stage. They had names like Toppsy Curvey, Kayla Kleevage, Wendy Whoppers, C.C. Moore, Susie Boobies and Bethany Bustin and there were a helluva lot more new ones on the way. A huge-titted army, in fact.
Melissa is brand spankin’ new. She is one of the new generation of models that Dave described in his recent Blog.
I have a theory about this. I think that just as many girls go on adult sites as guys do these days. Fifteen years ago, rarely would you see a woman in an adult book store unless she worked there. Now women surf adult sites. They go to adult entertainment fan conventions. They go to strip clubs. They watch adult DVDs by themselves. Sex toys are sold in drug stores and are advertised on TV. It’s a different generation.
Women are curious, and they’re not yellow about it. (Look up “I Am Curious Yellow” if that sentence puzzles you.)
Melissa is a California girl who busted out early in life. She grew up and her chest grew out. And out. And out. Now she’s a 36HH-cupper. Sound the trumpets!
We always ask a new girl how she found out about SCORE. How did Melissa find out?
“A friend of mine recommended you,” she said. “I looked at the website and the magazine and decided to try it. You contacted me back right away.” That friend is now my friend.
We asked Melissa if she had any special talents we should know about. She didn’t think so, but we respectfully disagree.
Congratulations to S.T. of Omaha. He’s won a limited-edition SCORE 20th anniversary cap, a limited-edition 20th anniversary shirt, a free SCORE Group magazine of his choice, a free SCORE Group DVD of his choice and one free month of access to the TSG website of his choice.
Here are Day 1’s questions with the correct answers in bold:
In 1992, publisher John Fox wanted a cover model who epitomized what being “#1 In Big Boobs” is all about. Who was the cover girl?
A) Pandora Peaks
B) Busty Dusty C) L.A. Bust
D) Wendy Whoppers
How many times did the Boob Cruise Sail?
A) 4 B) 5
C) 6
D) 7
A real-life farmer’s daughter, she grew up working on a hops farm. A) Kaytee Carter
B) Destiny Rose
C) Mandy Pearl
D) Brandy Talore
Surprisingly, the Boob Cruise question was the one that tripped up most people. Day 2’s contest starts now with #19 Venera!
There are some models who are much taller than they look on camera. Eva Notty (5’9″) and Kelly Christiansen (5’7″) come to mind.
On the flip side, Annina looks taller than she really is, and so does Christy Marks. Both are 5’4″.
Depending on where it’s placed, the camera can make someone look taller or shorter than they really are. When two or more girls are in the shot side-by-side, you can get a grip on how tall they really are.
I never realized how tall Micky Bells is until I saw her with other girls. She’s 5’8″. In this shot from this coming Saturday’s SCORELAND posting, Micky towers over Natalie Fiore, who is 5’5″. They are both barefoot. It looks like Micky could lay her boobs on top of Natalie’s boobs without getting on her tip-toes.
The group of Grand Bahama Island.
Because of Natalie’s bearing and photogenic personality, I always think of her as a towering woman. The way some girls stand makes them look taller than they are, and Natalie has this kind of regal quality. So seeing her next to Micky really held my attention.
In this photo from On Location Grand Bahama, Natalie has a very tall presence. (Given a boost by her skyscraper stripper heels.) She towers over Arianna Sinn (5’1″), who also has on equally high heels, and over Jenna (5’3″), Taylor (5’3″)and Karla (5’2″). The angle of the camera, slightly downward, also gives Natalie the height edge, plus she’s standing slightly closer to the camera. I’ve never seen her look more Amazonian.
The Key Largo line-up.
The best examples of the true height differences in a group of super-models come from two now-classic shoots: On Location Key Largo and Mega-Boob Olympics. The girls are barefoot, standing straight and not striking any poses. The camera is centered at waist height. Desirae was, surprisingly, the tallest of her group, surprising because she always seemed short to me, and the Titans shot says it all.
The Tit-ans of the Mega-Boob Olympics.
I was going to go back further in time to 1999 and reference the famous group photo shoot of Autumn, Kathy, Linsey, Chloe and Jessica Turner in London, but they’re all wearing different kinds of shoes so it’s difficult to get a handle on their true heights with the exception of little Autumn. Even so, this may not be the best of its kind for a group get-together, but it was one of the first, and it was the only time all of these famous girls were in one room at the same time.
Usually, interviewing a girl for the Blog is a one-person show. The Blog video camera is small. We don’t need any special lighting. Basically, we just wing it and see how things go.
But when I walked into the studio to do this Blog video with Shyla Shy, I asked Elliot to come along, and it wasn’t because I was being nice. This wasn’t one of those, “Hey, Elliot, come into the studio with me and check out the model’s tits” situations. Not at all. The truth is, I was afraid. Very afraid. I was afraid that at some point during the interview, Shyla Shy would go into labor. And if that happened, I wasn’t planning on delivering the baby by myself.
The good news: Shyla didn’t. But I gotta tell you, we’ve had some very pregnant girls in our studio (Lorna Morgan and April McKenzie come to mind), but no girl has ever looked as ready to pop as Shyla. She was eight-months pregnant when this video was shot on May 3, and she told us her due date is June 9. Well, I was pretty convinced her due date was going to end up being May 3.
“She can come any time,” Shyla said.
So enjoy this Blog video, and enjoy Shyla’s new photos and videos today and tomorrow at XLGirls.com. And I’m just wondering: Can you imagine Shyla walking around Wet ‘n’ Wild in Orlando, Florida wearing a tiny bikini while she’s this pregnant? I’m not into theme parks, but when the theme is “naturally huge-titted pregnant girls in bikinis,” I’m there.
I am not very familiar with bondage, but I will admit that it intrigues me. There is something about seeing a naked woman, especially if she has big tits, all tied up and helpless. Maybe it speaks to the side of me that identifies with the mustachioed villain who ties the helpless damsel in distress to the train tracks.
Kelly Madison is all tied up and ready for play.
Except I would tie her to a bed…probably face down and ass up, to be honest.
But I digress…
Big-tit bondage is pretty fascinating stuff. The first set I ever happened upon that featured it was THIS very hot Brandy Talore set. First off, I love Brandy Talore. She has such a sweet, girl-next-door look to her, but she is actually a horny, raunchy cum slut. That is a turn on. Secondly, she is dressed up like a sailor at first. Seamen (and women) excite me. Lastly, she whips out this rope and starts practicing her knots, and before you know it, she’s all tied up and her tits are all puffy from the pressure of the rope.
Wowza! It’s kind of kinky and sexy.
Ashley Evans plays the role of tied up jungle girl very well.
We actually feature a gallery full of big-tit bondage in SCORELAND. Did you know that? Well, now you do. There’s light stuff for those of you who, like me, dabble in bondage. Then there’s some heavy stuff in there with clamps, mouse traps and pliers for those of you who like your bondage a little more intense. The gallery stars greats like Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Desirae, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Kelly Madison and Ashley Evans, just to name a few.
So, that leads me to this moment where I ask you if you are into bondage. I know, I know…it’s a personal question, but I am curious, and I’d like to know more about the kind of kink that drives you wild.
It’s what I live for, really.
Do you have a little villain in you? Do you want to tie up the damsel in distress and then cum all over her rack?
In the ’90s, print distributors and retailers began inserting mens magazines into sealed, plastic polybags. They’re opaque and only transparent at the top where the title is printed and at the bottom for the bar code. This was started for a number of reasons.
They keep those rude and naughty covers discreetly concealed from irritating juvenile delinquents and old ladies with blue hair and the noses to match.
The bag also keeps the magazine clean. It can contain the DVD bonus without the printer having to bind the disc to the magazine. They also guarantee privacy for subscribers so that a mailman can’t read a magazine first before the reader does.
Those bags can also keep an adult mag rack section from becoming a public library. I’ve heard many an exasperated clerk tell a lingering browser to either buy a mag or put it back on the shelf. I’ve heard it myself a few times when I selfishly went overtime checking out the latest magazines. However, many adult stores crack open one copy of a title so the customers can check out the contents.
Some store employees don’t like polybagged magazines, whether they’re adult or not. Bagged magazines can be hard to scan. They’re difficult to stack on the racks. They’re more labor-intensive to return because the cover must be torn off before any unsold copies are returned to the distributors for credit.
Although the bags are an established fact of print magazine publishing now, TSG still believes that a cover should be created with the highest quality in mind, even though many readers will never see it until they get home. So we spend the time to do that, down to the colors, the cover girl and the cover shot.
I’ve posted 12 TSG magazine covers from the last four years.
What I want to know is, what is your favorite cover and why?
What attracted you to that cover the most? Was it the main girl? The smaller photos? A headline?
What makes a great cover?
What makes a weak cover?
Write your comments below or email scorecard@scoregroup.com.
This is just about the most eye contact Brandy Dean ever gets.
Sometimes, you can learn more about a person from watching what they do than by listening to what they say. Now, obviously, when the girl I’m talking to is Brandy Dean, I’m doing a lot more watching than listening. Sorry, Brandy, but that’s just the way it is (and I’m sure you’ve experienced this before): You’re talking to a guy, and although you want him to be focused on what you’re saying, he’s focused on your chest. Right, Brandy?
But that’s not exactly what I’m getting at here because I actually was listening to what Brandy Dean was saying when I interviewed her for the two videos (interview and hardcore, by the way) that go up today at SCORELAND. But I kept noticing something about her…
ME: You like your tits, don’t you?
BRANDY: Yeah. They’re great. I like big tits. Why would you say that?
ME: Because there are women with big tits who don’t know what to do with them, but you do, and you keep on looking at them.
BRANDY: They’re beautiful. And I have big areolae, too. Everybody likes that.
All during the interview, Brandy kept looking down at her cleavage (what a view that must be!) and jiggling her tits and leaning forward just so and using her arms to push her tits together in a way that said, “I know I have big tits, I love my big tits and I know exactly how to display my big tits.”
This is a special gift, and like I said, not all busty women have it (Micky Bells does and so does Hitomi).
The thing that makes what Brandy does during the interview even more special is that she’s wearing a C-cup bra. That’s right, a C-cup bra on DDD-cup tits!
It really is great to have Brandy back. She’s as pretty and sexy as ever, and, yep, the carpet still matches the drapes, and she’s a great hardcore performer, too, but she’s so sweet and polite. You know, I have to admit, I felt a little guilty asking her questions about sex. It somehow didn’t seem right. But then she told me to go ahead and ask them, so I did, although I really didn’t have to. Her body was telling me all I needed to know.
Enjoy Brandy Dean, SCORE Girl since 2001 and still going strong.
December 4, 2003: Brandy Talore fucks on-camera for the first time.
Sometimes when people ask, “When is [INSERT MODEL’S NAME HERE] going to fuck on-camera?” I feel like saying, “What are you talking about? She hasn’t even taken off her panties, and you’re asking when she’s going to do hardcore? The answer is N-E-V-E-R!”
But then I have to stop myself, and there’s one reason for that:
Brandy Talore.
Now, according to unofficial counts, Brandy has done about a gazillion hardcore scenes. Her pretty face and bald pussy and giant, natural tits have been fucked so many times, I’m sure even she has lost count. One time in a SCORE interview conducted by Christy Marks, Brandy said one of the things she wanted most was a cum facial because so many guys have shot their loads on her tits.
But, back in 2002…well, I’ll tell you what happened back in late 2002. I’ll never forget it. I was standing outside the SCORE building with Brandy, trying to get to know her a little better (and staring down her blouse), and we were talking about the first time she had seen Voluptuous magazine (in an adult store in Bowling Green, Ohio) when I got around to asking her where her modeling career might go. And that’s when Brandy said, “I’ll never do hardcore.”
Never lasted less than a year.
“You have to remember that I was really young when I first came here,” Brandy said. She was 21, in fact. “The idea of even showing my boobs and pussy was kind of scary. But after I did several shoots and videos, I was feeling much more comfortable and confident in front of the cameras, so I changed my mind. It’s a decision I’ve never regretted.”
Elliot used to have a photo of Brandy pinned up by his desk. It showed Brandy with her mouth stuffed with cock, and every time I passed Elliot’s desk (which was several times a day), I’d stop and look. I couldn’t believe it: Brandy Talore’s mouth stuffed with cock, her cheek bulging. Who woulda thunk it? Not me, and definitely not Brandy.
Anyway, all this is my way of saying, “You never know” and “Never say never.” If Brandy Talore can do a gazillion XXX scenes, anyone can. The very first one she ever shot–EVER–goes up today in a remastered version at SCOREVideos.com. It was shot on December 4, 2003, which is now an historic day in the history of big-tit hardcore.
The amazing thing about Brandy is that even though she’s absolutely, genuinely a big-time porn star, to me, she’s still the girl-next-door. I don’t know how she’s managed to pull that off, but she has. Another Brandy (Brandy Dean, who returns to SCORELAND Thursday), who’s also from the midwestern United States, has managed to pull that off, too, although Brandy D. has not done nearly as many scenes as Brandy T.
Anyway, if you can, get over to SCOREVideos.com today and check out Brandy’s historic scene. And if you’re wondering when so and so is going to do hardcore…well, maybe not never.
Michelle May: would you throw a pick-up line at her and see if it stuck?
“I’m proud of my body,” says Michelle May, looking like her 38DDD top-shelf is about to split that sexy mini-dress (which also makes her long legs look extra legalicious).
I’m glad she’s proud of her body. If she wasn’t, she would never have shown every inch.
Five-foot-nine Michelle dresses more casually back home. “I like to wear short shorts, boy shorts, tank tops, cut-off shorts and destroyed denim. I wear a bra only sometimes.”
The funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was from one dude who said, “Baby, do you spray Windex on your clothes? Because I see myself inside them.”
That didn’t work because Michelle says, “When a guy tries to pick me up with corny pickup lines, I am turned off. Just be yourself and say what you mean.”
It’s possible the guy just wanted to wear Michelle’s outfit. His pitch was almost as bad as what Isis Haze said someone asked her: “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.”
Pickup lines. The web is filled with guys selling their pickup techniques. Books. Tapes. Seminars. Does this stuff actually work? Has anyone taken these courses?
Okay, one second. I veered off-topic. Back to Michelle.
See Michelle’s pictorial today at SCORELAND. Michelle has modeled sporadically since 2009, but for someone who does it part-time, when she has the time, Michelle looks like she’s been modeling for a long time.
