Categories for Behind the Scenes
January 16, 2021 by Dave
Brooklyn Springvalley is thick ‘n’ curvy.
Brooklyn Springvalley, one of 2020’s top newcomers, returns to SCORELAND today with a bikini, monokini and dildo show.
Brooklyn is thick ‘n’ curvy. It just so happens that Stassi Rossi and Diana Eisley, the other two top vote-getters so far in the 2020 SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year Contest, are also thick ‘n’ curvy. So I’m thinking we were on to something last spring when we decided to do a magazine called Thick ‘n’ Curvy.
Where is that mag, you might ask? Still in the planning stages. That pandemic thing slowed us down, but now we’re forging forward. I’ll let you know more as we get closer to print time.
Interestingly, Cheryl Blossom, who’s currently leading the Model of the Year voting, is not thick ‘n’ curvy, but Kim Velez, who’s running second, is, in my opinion. Alexsis Faye, who’s running third, lost weight over the past few years, but she used to be the definition of thick ‘n’ curvy.
Speaking of the definition of thick ‘n’ curvy…what’s your definition?
January 9, 2021 by Dave
I’ve never seen a SCORE Girl with an ass like that.
Big-boobed, big-assed Stassi Rossi tries on bras, thongs, swimsuits, dresses and more today at SCORELAND, squeezing her body into each item of clothing. Then she teases herself with ice and makes herself cum.
As of this writing, Stassi is running tit-to-tit with Diana Eisley for 2020 SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year with Brooklyn Springvalley close behind. Body-wise, the three girls couldn’t be more different, which shows you the range of tastes among SCORELAND members. It’s also interesting because in a normal year, Diana (who’s natural) and Stassi and Brooklyn (who aren’t) wouldn’t be in the same awards category, but this isn’t a normal year.
Stassi has posed an interesting conundrum for me as SCORE and Vmag editor. She has a curvy, voluptuous body, but she can’t go into Voluptuous magazine because she’s not natural. But she’s very thick for a SCORE Girl, so can she go into SCORE? I’m just not so sure about that. What do you think?
Basically, Stassi is one of those girls who’s built for SCORELAND. I hope you enjoy today’s show.
January 5, 2021 by Dave
Yes, you read that right: the 2020 SCORELAND Awards. Not the 2020 SCORE Awards. Not the 2020 Voluptuous Awards. The 2020 SCORELAND Awards.
As we all know, 2020 was a year unlike any other (well, except for 1918, maybe). The pandemic had a major effect on the magazines and the magazines’ publishing schedules. Issues were delayed. Print dates were postponed and re-scheduled. So, yes, there will be 2020 SCORE and Vmag Awards, but not yet. The magazines with the finalists aren’t due out for a few more months.
Which is why we decided, “Let’s have SCORELAND Awards!” After all, it’s been a long time since members have distinguished between SCORE and Voluptuous magazines. And because of the numerous at-home shoots by several newcomers, a lot of girls who appeared on SCORELAND (such as Naty, Stephanie Michelle, Terri Lou and Winter Rae) haven’t yet appeared in the mags.
The categories are Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. The winners will be based purely on the SCORELAND vote. You must be a member to vote. No email votes will be accepted.
You’ll also get to vote for the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame; for that category, SCORELAND votes will be merged with mag votes.
So vote now and make your favorite girl the first SCORELAND Model or Newcomer of the Year.
January 4, 2021 by Dave
I’m writing this because something completely unprecedented is happening right now at eBoobStore.com: the first-ever digital-only issue of a SCORE Group magazine.
It’s the Summer 2020 issue of 50Plus MILFs magazine. Don’t go looking for it at newsstands or at your local adult store. You won’t find it. Ever. Because, for reasons I’ll explain, this issue is available only at eBoobStore.com and only in the digital version.
The best way to explain why is with a brief timeline:
March 24, 2020: The issue is final. The editor (me), the art director (Vanessa) and our in-house pre-press department have done their job. All of the photos, all of the copy, all of the covers have been approved. Finito.
April 21, 2020: The issue is scheduled to go to our printer in Quebec.
Sometime between those two dates: Shit hits the fan all over the world.
Basically, the issue never went to the printer. For various reasons, most of them logistical, we decided not to print it.
And that’s where the digital edition (and the weird issue date; yeah, I know, it’s winter 2021) comes in.
It’s an excellent issue. A lot of the MILFs have big tits. 60Plus MILFs Rita Daniels, Sally D’Angelo and Chery Leigh fuck two studs. Busty wife Angie Noir takes a cock up her ass. Lisa Marie Heart, another busty 60-year-old, fucks a guy who’s young enough to be her grandson. And, in addition to the mag, you get 12 free, full-length HD videos.
I’m proud of this issue. I’m sorry it was never printed. But I’m glad that, despite everything, it’s getting out there.
December 3, 2020 by Elliot James
The swimsuit glory of Lana Ivans & Valory Irene (R)
January 2011: Valory Irene and Lana Ivans are in the Dominican Republic, where getting naked comes naturally. So what do two busty babes on-location on a tropical island do together? Get naked and tan together. The girls were shooting the all-star movie Big-Tit Skinny Dip. They teamed again for another all-star feature, Big-Boob Finishing School, shot in an historic villa in Sintra, Portugal.
Lana has a spunky, flirty personality. “I like to flirt, I like to dance, I like to have fun,” she said. “I love sex most of all. I go to the gym to stay in shape and I eat a healthy diet. I eat a lot of corn. I like teasing men and seeing how they look at me. I like to have fun with guys.”
“I remember my first reaction when I saw myself on the Internet, and it was really unusual for me,” Valory said. “I didn’t collect anything I did. I lived the moment. I experienced it in real life. I know all the details of the shoots, all the details of the videos, so for me, it’s not so interesting to see it. Since being a teenager, I get a lot of attention from men who are older than me, but also in the Dominican Republic, young boys made sounds to get my attention. It doesn’t matter about nationality. If you look pretty and sexy, men will look at you. It doesn’t matter about color of skin or language you speak. It’s nature.”
Good times.
October 31, 2020 by Dave
This job interview seems to be going well for Stephanie Michelle.
Other than the one that got me this gig, there have been two particularly memorable job interviews in my life. The first happened about 34 years ago, when I went for a job with a publisher of technical journals. The position sounded boring, but the brunette who interviewed me was short ‘n’ stacked. I didn’t get the job, but I did get the interviewer.
The second, in 2009, was actually a fake interview. I was the boss interviewing stacked XL Girl Scarlett Rouge for a fake job. Before I knew it, Scarlett, tits swinging, was sucking and fucking JMac’s cock right before my eyes on my desk. So that was pretty memorable, although all things considered, I’d rather be the one doing the fucking than the one watching the fucking.
Which brings me to today’s new Stephanie Michelle scene at SCORELAND. Stephanie is going for a job interview. By our standards, she’s dressed pretty conservatively, but she still can’t hide her curves. When she finds out that cell phones aren’t allowed in the interview room, she stuffs hers down her bra and it falls into her panties. Well, the phone vibrates, Stephanie is suddenly overcome with pleasure and orgasms ensue.
What happens in this scene has probably never happened in the history of job interviews. But that’s okay. There’s realistic porn and then there’s fantasy porn. This is definitely in the latter category.
Scarlett fucked JMac on my desk, and all I could do was watch.
October 30, 2020 by Elliot James
Martina in today’s posting.
Martina was the discovery of one of our contributing photographers based in the Czech Republic. Dave and I had never met her. She posed for SCORELAND in the Prague area, appearing in two very good solo photo layouts but never video. After her shoots, she dropped off the radar.
When I saw this set come in a few weeks ago, I thought she looked familiar. Then it clicked. This was the Martina we published in SCORE years ago.
She looks very different. Back then, Martina was a university student, modeling whenever jobs came her way.
Today, we’re posting a hard-fucking scene with stud Steve Q. So now we know what Martina’s been up to.
Holiday 2009 SCORE magazine.
October 23, 2020 by Dave
Victoria decided, “Hey, why not fuck JMac?”
What makes a girl decide to fuck on-camera for the first time?
The obvious reasons: She’s horny, she’s excited about doing something that most women don’t do, she wants to cross it off her bucket list, she loves to fuck, so why not do it on-camera?
Linsey Dawn McKenzie once told me that from the time she started modeling in 1996, she knew she would do hardcore. She was just teasing us, waiting for the right time. Turned out LDM fucked on-camera just two times.
Angela White also knew she’d eventually go all the way for all the world to see. She, too, was waiting for the right time, although she wasn’t exactly teasing us. She just knew when the time was right. Now she’s one of the hottest porn stars on the planet. In Darkside, one of the movies we’re selling at eBoobStore.com, Angela does a blowbang with 16 guys and gets gangbanged by 11 more: double vaginal, double anal, even triple penetration.
Which brings me to Victoria Lobov, a blonde, busty, Russian wife who showed up at our location one day planning to jack and tit-fuck JMac’s cock. But then she had a change of heart. Who knows what caused it? Maybe she saw JMac and said, “I want to fuck him.” Maybe she was horny. Or maybe she just decided, “You only live once. Why not?”
Anyway, that scene is now playing at SCORELAND. Victoria would end up going a lot further, doing anal and her first DP, too. You could say Victoria planned to just dip her toe in the water and ended up diving in head-first. I’m really glad she did. She’s one of the hottest MILFs ever.
October 9, 2020 by Dave
Some people would use a sponge. Helen Star uses her tits.
Yesterday, Elliot wrote about the new scene at SCORELAND in which super-busty Helen Star is a bartender. As Elliot said, I came up with the idea. I don’t remember who came up with the idea of her using her big tits as a sponge when she spills something on the bar, but that’s what she’s doing in this photo: using her tits as a sponge. That’s something you don’t see every day. In fact, you don’t see it every year. I think Elliot and I need to ask for it more.
Elliot and I don’t always get what we ask for. Helen is very giving. I asked her to self-suck her nipples while she shaved her pussy for an upcoming bath tub scene. She did it. But I recently asked a mature model to get between a guy’s legs and take turns sucking his cock and sucking his toes. She was fine with the cock but not with the toes. I asked Dee Williams to lick a guy’s asshole. She did that. Alura Jenson once did an anal scene in which the guy came in her ass then stuck his cock in her mouth. She eagerly sucked his seed. Some girls will do ass-to-mouth, others won’t.
But you know what they say: You’re not going to get something if you don’t ask for it. I do have to agree, though, that using your tits as a sponge and sucking a guy’s toes while you’re sucking his cock are two very different things.
Today at SCORELAND, blonde fuck doll Winter Rae gags on a dick and opens her mouth for cum. She asked for it!
Dee Williams is doing this because I asked her to. And because she likes it.
September 18, 2020 by Dave
Anastasia’s first on-camera tit-fuck.
Some days, you just get lucky.
The appropriately named Stanley Johnson got lucky when he showed up at our studio in the Czech Republic and found out that he’d be getting a tit-fuck from beautiful, slim ‘n’ stacked French babe Anastasia Doll. He would be going where no man had gone before on-camera: between Anastasia’s tits.
“They’re yours now so you have to take care of my tits,” Anastasia tells him. She opens his pants and takes out his cock. “Oh, wow,” she says. “It’s so hard for me. I’m so lucky.”
She’s lucky? She’s got that backwards!
Today at SCORELAND, Anastasia’s first tit-fuck scene. It’s a big event for a girl who didn’t show her pussy when she first modeled for us in 2017. Will Anastasia go all the way one day? Who knows?
And I mean that. I know a lot of you guys think Elliot and I write in code, but I genuinely do not know whether Anastasia will fuck on-camera. For now, I’m glad she did this. It’s a great scene. Mr. Johnson fucks her oiled-up tits and shoots his load all over them.
Enjoy. They did.
