That’s right…now you can share all of your thoughts on everything big tits and in-between via our SCORELAND Twitter, which is manned by yours truly.
(I would like to change that to wo-manned by yours truly.)
Maybe it’s because I love tits. Maybe it’s because I have big tits. (Sorry that you’re disqualified on account of your non-tit’ness, Dave and Elliot!) Or maybe it’s because I love to chat with all of our fans and models. Whatever it was, the boob powers that be have put me at the helm of our Twitter, and I couldn’t be more excited.
Remember back in the day when I first started blogging and I promised you that I would always bring you the goods, no matter what? Well, I am going to extend that promise to my tweeting. I promise to keep you up-to-date and informed about what’s happening on SCORELAND and all of the new tits coming your way. (And all the new tits that keep you cumming.)
Do you tweet? If you do, follow us at @SCORELAND and join in on the conversation!
(And it’s not too shabby that some of the hottest chicks in all of tit’dom follow us on Twitter, either.)
Talk to you soon!
xoxo
Maria
Sheridan Love follows us on Twitter. And with an ass like that, we would follow her anywhere.
I need my boob fix every morning like the juggy junkie I am, so the first thing I do is check the upcoming website postings. SCORELAND is chest incredible.
As the flood of nipples hit my peepers this AM like an adrenaline rush at the end of a 5K run, I realized that boobs rule the world. I see boobs everywhere. They’re always watching me.
The headlights of cars.
The two eggs in my frying pan.
The last two melons in the fruit section of the supermarket.
The two side-by-side nuclear reactors at the Turkey Point power plant.
Those last two cupcakes in the SCORE kitchen.
Big boobs rule the universe.
That brings me to several girls at SCORELAND, SCOREVideos and XLGirls this week that make me smile and lose my heavy load.
Tits-and-ass winner Angel Gee and her naughty-girl red telephone.
Young-and-stacked Beverly Paige with her wide, sleepy eyes and even wider, dreamy areolae.
Maserati: built better than anything an Italian designer could dream up.
Nikki Armand: a newcomer debuting with a bang at XLGirls.com.
Good girl Kelly Christiansen being a bad girl at SCOREVideos.
Yes, big boobs rule the universe.
And that’s good because boobs make me smile.
Well, it’s another erection year. VOTE for your favorite SCORE and Voluptuous models if you haven’t mailed in your magazine ballots. Who will win Newcomer? Who will Model of the Year? Good luck to all the contestants! The voting platform is now LIVE for members on the member home page of SCORELAND. It’s at the top left corner of your screen. You have some very difficult decisions to make so we don’t envy you.
I’ve been an avid fan of many of your magazines since I first discovered them. At this point, I have nearly every issue of SCORE and Voluptuous, including August ’92 SCORE and Spring ’94 Voluptuous (Premiere Collector’s Issue), both Vol. 1 No.2. Plus, I have most issues of XL and Leg Sex. Almost every issue is in like-new condition. I would like to find others who would be interested in my collection. I’m not talking about those newer issues that you are still offering. I don’t want to compete, but most of what I have predates yours.
Is there any way to connect with other collectors? Could you print my letter with an email address I can set up for this purpose? Do you have a Facebook page where a forum could be started?
Certainly, this would benefit me, but I’d think many of your readers would find value in being able to add to their collections. I can sell my magazines on eBay, but I’d like to find people who appreciate your product, and, hopefully, want more than one issue at a time. Bulk rates like that are tough to do on eBay.
I’m not trying to make a fortune, but I’d like to lighten my load before I move. I could at least pay for future subscriptions.
And now, we are going to talk about the shower. Well, naked women in the shower, which is a much better topic of discussion if you ask me.
There is something awesome about the shower. You go in there, you get all wet and soapy and sudsy and then all of a sudden, you’re slippery. (And we all know that slippery is sexy. And that soap is a whore. Soap is such a whore that soap forces you to jack off all the time in the shower. Slutty soap.)
And showering becomes even better when you shower with friend. Soaping each other up and scrubbing those unreachable places.
And of course, there’s shower fucks. Who doesn’t like to fuck in the shower? You can do the dirtiest shit ever in the shower and POOF! In a few seconds, you can be clean and ready to go.
Ah, the shower. Such a magical place.
So, today we are going to salute the shower and all the ladies who do dirty things in there while getting clean.
I want to write a few words about my favorite type of setting for photographing models.
It’s nothing.
Nothing at all.
A seamless background is simply a large roll of paper mounted on the set behind the model and pulled down to include the floor that the model is standing on. They’re available in different colors. Blue and red are often used by TSG, but we’ll use other colors and black, white and gray, too.
When I was in my early teens, I loved the work of photographer Peter Gowland. Gowland used a ton of seamless in his photos of beautiful swimsuit girls because he enjoyed simplicity and backgrounds that couldn’t distract the viewer from the reason he was taking the picture. The girl. I feel the same way. That’s what seamless is all about. The models really pop against a bare background! Seamless emphasizes a girl’s every inch because the mind zeroes in on her and her alone.
Add a couch or a chair later on in the shoot and she can do all kinds of advanced things to crank up the heat.
Seamless is also especially good for oily fun.
When shooting a possible magazine cover, seamless is traditionally the way to go.
Seamless can’t replace bedrooms, bathrooms, living rooms and other locations. Too much use and it loses impact. It doesn’t work with Naughty Neighbors girls. But I think at least one shoot of a busty model should be against seamless, especially the introduction pictorial. Many of my favorite sets were shot on seamless. Here are a few of them.
Newcomer Melissa Manning (left) meets SCORE superstar Kelly Christiansen. Melissa can learn a lot from Kelly, if you get my drift.
About a week and a half ago, I mentioned in a Blog about newcomer Melissa Manning that Melissa wasn’t the only big-boobed girl in The SCORE Studio while she was here. There was another girl, initials K.C. Well, now I can reveal that K.C. is none other than Kelly Christiansen, who was here to shoot a whole bunch of hardcore photos and videos. And now I can also reveal that Kelly’s new hardcore scene goes up next weekend at SCORELAND. So there’s lots to be thankful for. As usual, Kelly looks spectacular.
Kelly is one of the frontrunners for 2011 SCORE Model of the Year, something she was surprised to hear. Did I just say surprised? Do these girls ever look in the mirror? For a big-boobed model, Kelly is one of the most self-effacing people I’ve ever met.
No more than a week after Kelly’s departure, another bombshell blonde made us a return visit. Initials K.F. K.F. was sorry to hear that she’d missed K.C.
By the way, K.F. and K.C. will both appear in the brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which airs in December. This year’s show is going to be even better than last year’s premiere edition and will feature, among others, Venera, Micky Bells, Desiree, Maserati, Samantha 38G and Minka. More details soon.
These are Samantha 38G's tits. Look at those veins!
Hello boob lovers and worshipers of all things titty.
It’s me! Your V-mag editor.
Today’s blog is going to be about…well, let me explain first. You see, whenever I blog, I always try to find new and fun things to chat with you guys about. Well, today, as I started to write, I saw the category “The Life of an Editor” and I thought…maybe these guys, my boob-loving pals, want to know what the life of an editor is really like. Because a lot of stuff happens during my day here at SCORELAND HQ. It’s a veritable whirlwind of titties, ass, pussy, magazines, nipples, websites, writing, fucking, blow jobs and cum. So, this blog is going to be about things I am doing right now, at my desk.
Leanne Crow jingles her bells on the cover of the annual contest issue of V-mag!
So, without further ado, here is the life of an editor from the desk of your V-mag editor.
Right now, I just finished checking out a lot of photos of the one and only Samantha 38G. While I was looking through shots, I found this great closeup of her tits that really shows off how veiny and massive they are. I actually said, “It’s like you can feel how heavy they are through the screen.” 🙂 Imagine those cannons whacking you in the face while Samantha is on your dick. Yeah. I thought it was an awesome shot. I tucked it away in a folder I call, “TITS! FUCK YES!” on my desktop. It’s from her Voluptuous November 2009 pictorial, just FYI.
Julia Juggs is a lovely lady.
Then there are all of the ballots that are starting to roll in for the 2011 V-mag Awards. They are in a neat pile on my desk, too. After leafing through about 40 of them, I can tell you that the race for Model of the Year is going to be BANANAS this year. I am really excited about it, actually. The contest is one of my favorite things about V-mag. I cannot tell you who is already taking the lead in some of the categories, but I can say that if you have strong opinions about tits, you should probably vote. Score your copy of Voluptuous January 2012 at the eBoobStore. You can’t miss it. It’s the one with Leanne Crow as Santa’s little helper on the cover. It will make you feel warm inside (in your pants) like the holiday season should.
Yours truly on Halloween here at SCORELAND HQ. Please feel free to call me Dances With Boobs.
Inside the V-mag January 2012 issue, on page seven, you can find the ballot for this year’s awards. If you would like to mail it in, awesome. If you want to email your votes, you can do so by sending them to Vmagawards@scoregroup.com.
I am also currently composing an email reply to Ms. Julia Juggs, who I might add is one of the nicest ladies to correspond with. Whole some of you are emailing your bosses at work, I am emailing chicks with big tits. Yeah, my life is good.
What else did I do today? Well, I took a moment to check out all of our Halloween 2011 pics because here ar SCORELAND HQ, we take Halloween very seriously. Most of the staff dresses up, and this year, I was an Indian chief. I must say that everyone got a kick out of the fact that there were bells on my boots and everywhere I walked, I jiggled, er, jingled. 🙂
And that, boob lovers is a day in the life of an editor.
I must say, and please forgive me for gloating, but I get to stare at tits all day. The life of this editor ain’t bad at all.
A few months ago, I blogged about Naughty Alysha’s visit to our studio. At the time, this 40something hottie filled her famous pussy with dildos. Well, Alysha returned to our studio recently to shoot some videos for 40SomethingMag.com, and while she was here, we figured we’d have her shoot a video for SCOREVideos.com, too. The woman does have nice tits, you know. DD-cups.
Anyway, one of Alysha’s boy-girl videos was posted this week at 40SomethingMag.com, and now another one is up at SCOREVideos.com. It’s a three-way in which the guys take turns on her mouth and pussy then dump their messy loads all over her face and big tits.
And since Alysha is one of my favorite porn stars ever, I couldn’t resist the opportunity to go into the studio and shoot this little Blog video with her.
You know, a lot of you have often asked, “Dave, have do you do it? How do you control yourself with these models?” This time, I almost didn’t. I mean, there I am, standing between Alysha’s legs…
Melissa Manning’s a fresh-faced, pretty newcomer from Michigan, heartland of America, and on this day, she lands at SCORELAND with a pictorial and video.
I urge you to witness this spectacular event. As Dave blogged yesterday, Melissa has great cleavage. Inside SCORELAND, you’ll see her top come off to reveal her fantastic boobs. This is a very impressive sight. More impressive than Michigan’s Great Lakes. We talked to Melissa for a few minutes in the opener of the video portion of her debut and she absolutely does have that girl-next-door quality and personality plus the awesome body and boobs. Christy Marks, Janet Jade, Destiny Rose, Michelle Bond and Valory Irene among others have this too.
Melissa’s a waitress. She’s single, owns a dog, enjoys movies, spending time on the Net and hanging with friends. She said she likes a guy who knows what he wants out of life without being cocky.
I hope to see Melissa back at SCORELAND soon. Michigan should be proud to have her as one of their own.
