Categories for Birthdays

A boobapalooza of birthday babes!

October 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Christy Marks born Oct. 13.

Christy Marks born Oct. 13.

Sheridan Love born Oct. 13.

Sheridan Love born Oct. 13.

Mia Miluv born Oct. 13.

Mia Miluv born Oct. 13.

Deanna Baldwin born Oct. 13.

Deanna Baldwin born Oct. 13.

Arianna Sinn Born Oct. 14.

Arianna Sinn Born Oct. 14.

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Monique L'Amour born Oct. 14.

Brittany Love born Oct. 15.

Brittany Love born Oct. 15.

Rhonda Baxter born Oct. 17.

Rhonda Baxter born Oct. 17.

I want to shop where this new XLGirls model works

September 28, 2011 by Elliot James
Meet the newest XLGirls hottie tomorrow!

Meet the newest XLGirls hottie October 6!

I’ve got to applaud the studio reps once again. They have found another winner for XLGirls.com. This pretty, 21-year-old rookie will be debuting October 6th and 7th in her first pictorial and video. The adventurous type, she packs 38H cups and even toys her cookie and butthole with two gadgets at the same time.

Impressive because before this trip to XLGirls, she’s only taken pictures of herself at home.

Right from the snap, I was very impressed because in the opener of the video “Freshgirl,” she tells our lenscrafter Jose that she works in an adult store next to a strip club. As soon as I heard her say that, she had me.

“People ask me why I’m not in the back instead of working in the front,” our new arrival says. Easy to understand why they ask her that with tits like she has. I’m sure she’s good for business in the store instead of being hidden in a dark club.

What are the odds of walking into any adult product shop and seeing someone who looks like this behind the counter? Trust me, the odds are bad. I know.

If I owned an adult store, I’d only hire employees like this. So sue me for job discrimination.

Pop-up quiz: There was another girl who was working as a clerk in an adult store when she became an XLGirls model a couple of years ago. What’s her name?

Anyone?
Anyone?
Bueller?

This day in birthdays!

Bozena born Sept. 28.

Bozena born Sept. 28.

Cathy Barry born Sept. 28.

Cathy Barry born Sept. 28.

Desiree gets it off her chest! Today at SCORELAND

September 22, 2011 by Elliot James
It's the Desiree show today.

It's the Desiree show today.

SCORELAND is the 60 Minutes of the big-boob world. Meet The PressDavid Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jerry Springer (well, maybe not Jerry), Nightline, 20/20 and Dateline all wrapped up into one.

Nowhere else do you find SCORE’s patented brand of up-close-and-personal interviews and chats, almost always with lots of added big nekkid tits and cookies, the way it should be.

You love pictorials and videos, but there are also times when you want to know what makes a model tick. Why she started modeling. What her boob-beginnings were like. Her background. Her interests and attitude. What turns her on. In other words, what she’s like as a person.

Now, Desiree has been here a few times this year, but we didn’t get the chance to sit down with her on-camera and learn anything about her. So she’s been somewhat of a mystery. All I knew was that several years ago, she was spotted on the beach in Florida by one of our photographers, Peter, who walked over to her and her girlfriends and introduced himself.

After Desiree posed, she dropped out of sight for 10 years before deciding to model again. That might be a record. Before Desiree, the longest modeling hiatus might have been Diane Poppos’ nine years.

We had the chance to find out more about Desiree just recently, and that’s what’s playing today in Voluptuous Theater.

Tune-in to “The Desiree Interview: Tit For Tat.”

Find out why Desiree came back with a bang.

And happy birthday to:

Shyla Stylez born Sept. 23.

Shyla Stylez born Sept. 23.

April Hunter born Sept. 24.

April Hunter born Sept. 24.

Bailey Santanna born Sept. 25.

Bailey Santanna born Sept. 25.

New fan art & busting out the birthdays!

September 19, 2011 by Elliot James
Sydney Simona art by Chris.

Sydney Simona art by Chris.

Chris writes: “Dear Editors, I recently saw some artwork on the SCORELAND Blog and thought I would like to add my drawing of one of my all-time favorites, Sydney Simona, from her first pictorial in SCORE.

“I have to say that her car wash pictorial and her red dress pictorials are my favorites! Thank you, SCORE, for having the most beautiful busty women in the world featured in your high-quality magazine!”

Thank you for the props, Chris, and thanks for sending us your art. Keep up the good work! You have the best subjects in the world.

On the birthday front, we have some tantalizingly topheavy titillators celeBRAting over the next few days. It’s birthday suit time! Happy B-Day, ladies.

Candace Von born Sept. 19.

Candace Von born Sept. 19.

June Summers born Sept. 19.

June Summers born Sept. 19.

Taylor Stevens born Sept. 20.

Taylor Stevens born Sept. 20.

Kaytee Carter born Sept. 21.

Kaytee Carter born Sept. 21.

Busty Kathi born Sept. 22.

Busty Kathi born Sept. 22.

Rebecca Pauline born Sept. 22.

Rebecca Pauline born Sept. 22.

It’s an overflowing week for busty birthdays!

September 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Heather Hooters born Sept. 12.

Heather Hooters born Sept. 12.

Valory Irene born Sept. 13.

Valory Irene born Sept. 13.

Danesha Marquel born Sept. 13.

Danesha Marquel born Sept. 13.

Puma Swede born Sept. 13.

Puma Swede born Sept. 13.

Tabatha Towers born Sept. 13.

Tabatha Towers born Sept. 13.

Janet Jade born Sept. 13.

Janet Jade born Sept. 13.

Suga Squirtz born Sept. 13.

Suga Squirtz born Sept. 13.

Linsey Ward born Sept. 14.

Linsey Ward born Sept. 14.

Jessica Taylor born Sept. 15.

Jessica Taylor born Sept. 15.

Jezhabelle born Sept. 16.

Jezhabelle born Sept. 16.

Joy Juggs born Sept. 17.

Joy Juggs born Sept. 17.

Carolyn Monroe born Sept. 17.

Carolyn Monroe born Sept. 17.

Bodacious Babette born Sept. 17.

Bodacious Babette born Sept. 17.

Chloe Vevrier born Sept. 18.

Chloe Vevrier born Sept. 18.

Nicky Tease born Sept. 18.

Nicky Tease born Sept. 18.

Celebri-titty birthdays

August 17, 2011 by Elliot James
Bodacious Babbett born August 17.

Bodacious Babbett, born August 17

Sienna Hills born August 18.

Sienna Hills, born August 18

Traci Burr born August 19.

Traci Burr, born August 19

Jeannine Oldfield born August 19.

Jeannine Oldfield, born August 19

Aileen Ghettman born August 20.

Aileen Ghettman, born August 20

Penny Porsche born August 21.

Penny Porsche, born August 21

Desirae born August 21.

Desirae, born August 21

Destiny Rose born August 22.

Destiny Rose, born August 22

Dawn Stone born August 22.

Dawn Stone, born August 22

Barocca born August 24

Barocca, born August 24

This week in big-boob birthday bust-outs

August 9, 2011 by Elliot James
Zuzanna born August 9.

Zuzanna born August 9.

Elizabeth Starr born August 11.

Elizabeth Starr born August 11.

Jenna Valentine born August 11.

Jenna Valentine born August 11.

Tania (Tina) Angel born August 12.

Tania (Tina) Angel born August 12.

Wendy Whoppers born August 13.

Wendy Whoppers born August 13.

Brittany Andrews born August 13.

Brittany Andrews born August 13.

Hitomi came a long way, baby, to show us her big boobs, baby!

August 3, 2011 by Dave
Hitmomi keeps herself cool Japanese-style after a shoot with Natalie Fiore and Micky Bells.

Hitmomi keeps herself cool Japanese-style after a shoot with Natalie Fiore and Micky Bells.

Micky, Natalie and Hitomi, hard at work.

Micky, Natalie and Hitomi, hard at work and keeping you hard at home or work.

Flight time from Japan to Mexico is about 14 hours, and that’s without a layover. I’m bringing this up because 1.) Hitomi came a long way to be part of our on-location shoot in Puerto Vallarta: and 2.) I’m thinking about how much fun it would have been to sit next to Hitomi for 14 hours. I mean, how come when I travel, I never end up sitting next to hot, big-boobed girls whose tits jiggle when there’s turbulence? No, I end up sitting next to the creepy-looking old guy who thinks his headset is plugged into his computer but it isn’t so his music blasts through the plane, and I have to be the one to tell him.

Hitomi loves donuts. Have another one, honey.

Hitomi loves donuts. Have another one, honey.

But enough of that. Back to Hitomi. In Puerto Vallarta with Leanne Crow, Micky Bells and Natalie Fiore. And I’m happy to say that none of these photos reveal the identity of the fifth model (who I’ll reveal tomorrow).

Anyway, Hitomi: 5’1″ with J-cup naturals. That’s short ‘n’ stacked. Enjoys karate, cooking and watching baseball and soccer. Likes small dogs (as opposed to big dogs like me). Reported Tushna, our studio manager, “Hitomi celebrated her birthday on the trip with Mexican musicians and cheese cake. Hitomi’s first time to Mexico and all she wanted to do was eat tacos. Yum!”

Eat all the tacos your heart desires, Hitomi. All the weight seems to go to your tits, anyway.

Are you a big-boobed babe (or do you know one?) who’d like to enjoy frosty, tropical drinks with Micky, Natalie and Hitomi at our next on-location shoot? Then check us out at BeASCOREModel.com.

Yes, Hitomi has a face, too, and it's a beautiful one.

Yes, Hitomi has a face, too, and it's a beautiful one.