SCORE Classic bloopers
You know what beer goggles are. The more you drink, the better someone looks.
Our St. Patrick’s Day Blog is about boob goggles. With boob goggles: The more you drink, the more boobs you see. I will explain with visuals instead of words, using the lovely and ultra-chesty Micky Bells as your cocktail server to demonstrate the boob goggles effect. See Micky at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.
We begin with a beer at 6PM.
Oops, looks like we mailed Agnes Poulin a SCORE tank top that was a bit on the small size. See her new scene and Bonus video this weekend at SCORELAND.
And for a boob man like me–like you, too–this is even better.
Milly Marks was recently named Voluptuous magazine’s 2017 Newcomer of the Year. She nearly won XXX Performer of the Year, too.
And the rate she’s going now, Milly is going to be hard to beat for both 2018 Model of the Year and XXX Performer of the Year, a double that has never been pulled off.
Is this girl great, or what?
It’s actually pretty easy…if you’re a woman, that is.
The secret passcode is, “I have big tits!” and when the receptionist asks the girls to show some ID, she flashes her big rack.
That’s what Summer Sinn did. It worked. Then she snuck into our studio and fucked one of our stunt cocks. I have no idea how he got past security.
See Summer fuck today at SCORELAND in a video upgraded to HD quality. She’s always been one of my favorites, and not just because she’s pretty and stacked. She’s one of those girls who falls into the category of “Girls Who I Can’t Believe Are Doing This.” She’s so quiet, so sweet. But can she ever put out!
NEW FEATURE, STARTING TODAY AT SCORELAND: A male model directory. So if you want to see girls getting fucked by JMac’s big dick, they’re now easy to find.
A girl self-sucking her tits is one of my favorite things. Here, Canada’s Smiley Emma takes a deep self-suck. The photos and video go live today at XLGirls.com.
Self-suckers are rare and beautiful. A girl has to have big, fat naturals in order to suck her tits. They also have to be pliable so she can raise her nipple or nipples to her mouth. Any list of the greatest self-suckers ever has to include Emma, Sarah Rae, Gya Roberts, Cassitty (who once hands-free self-sucked both her tits while bouncing up and down on a cock, a feat that has never been equalled) and Autumn-Jade.
Who’s on your list?
I once saw public self-sucking. I told the story here. Nearly 30 years later, it remains one of my fondest big-boob memories.
Sarah Rae does the mirror thing at XLGirls.com, where it's perfectly reasonable to think there are two girls with tits like these. My favorite photo of the year so far, new at XLGirls.com.