No bathing suit can contain Katie. This one isn't even trying.
We’re having a heatwave, and I’m wondering how many girls you’ve seen this summer who look as good in a swimsuit as Katie Thornton.
I mean in person, at the beach or pool.
I’m guessing none.
Katie heats up SCORELAND on August 27.
By the way, did you know that just over a year has passed since I first saw Mia Khalifa in the parking lot near the burger joint?
Did you know that SCOREtv is coming back?
A bra to someone else, pasties to Liza.
Incredibly stacked natural Liza Biggs returned to SCORELAND this past Sunday in what Elliot titled, “The Incredibly Big Bra Show.”
Hate to break the news to you, Elliot, but the bra Liza is trying to wear in this photo is not incredibly big.
Now, it’s not incredibly small, either. It would probably cradle a pair of C- or D-cups quite nicely.
But Liza’s JJJ-cups? Forget about it.
Liza is a professional chef, which reminds me of Giada De Laurentis on the Food Network. Giada recently got divorced, so it should surprise no one that this season on Food Network Star, she’s been wearing cleavage-revealing clothing. The thing is, Giada’s a B-cup, at best, and she’s trying to lift and squeeze those little titties to make them look as big as possible, but it just ain’t working.
Can you imagine if Liza showed up on Food Network Star? Giada would hide her tits in shame. Bobby Flay would be saying, “Oh, that’s what I want.”
LIza Biggs just might be too busty for the Food Network.
New York City plastic surgeon Dr. Norman Rowe can give his patients InstaBreasts.
It’s his 15-minute procedure in which a saline solution is directly injected into the breasts. This plumps them up from a whole cup to a cup-and-a-half for 24 hours. No implant is involved.
“The saline gets absorbed by the body,” Dr. Rowe said. “It’s for the women who don’t have time for implants.”
Now he’s working on Vacation Breasts, which may last for two-to-three weeks if successful.
“Twenty-four hours is great,” said Dr. Rowe, “but it’s still just 24 hours.” Dr. Rowe hopes Vacation Breasts will be a go by 2016 if it gets FDA approval.
Vicky Soleil won’t need ’em.
Vicky Soleil doesn't need InstaBreasts. She's packin'.
“Before porn, I was used to guys with six inches, seven inches at most,” Nadia Villanova said. “And now, after fucking these porn star dudes,…holy shit! It’s like a different world! It’s pretty awesome, and I just love it.”
Nadia’s back today in a new carnal coupling, and she’s just as mattress-bustin’ as last time. Sex is a sport for this lusty, busty fox. And if it’s a sport, then she’s a major league athlete. She’s a specialist in throating cock and proud of her dick-sucking lips.
Nadia is a wild one and she likes a lot of variety in sex. She says her favorite position is being on top, but she’s a big-time screamer in every position. This scene proves it again.
Sheridan looks like she's ready.
As big days at SCORELAND go, this is one of the bigger ones: The first photos and video of Sheridan Love, a SCORE Girl since 2011, sucking and fucking on-camera.
Her fuck partner: the mighty JMac. We didn’t give her the beginner cock. Sheridan is short and stacked. JMac is tall and hung. And he really hammered Sheridan’s porn-virgin pussy.
“You gave me the biggest one you had,” Sheridan said.
Check it out today at SCORELAND. The chemistry between Sheridan and JMac is obvious. The result: one of the best XXX debuts ever.
I spoke with Sheridan after she fucked JMac. She talked about what she just did and what she might do.
Hitomi's on the last leg of her trip to America.
We hope to see Hitomi again one day. So we won't say sayonara.
Hitomi’s had a hectic time during SCORELAND‘s “Hitomi Loves Miami” special event.
She’s been to the Everglades.
She’s toured legendary Stiltsville.
She’s been transformed into a living canvas.
She was the epicenter of a milking fantasy.
She’s posed for pictorials.
Today is the final leg of her trip.
What’s in store for the girl from Japan?
It might have something to do with Sheridan Love.
In fact, as I write this, the big event is a few hours away. [UPDATE: It happened!]
Who does this big event involve? [UPDATE: Probably Sheridan Love, who up until now had done only girl-girls and solos.]
What will she be doing? [UPDATE: Sucking and fucking JMac’s big cock. He loved her. Can you blame him?]
Will she be doing her first-ever on-camera boy-girl? [UPDATE: Yes.]
Is she a girl who I wasn’t sure would ever do hardcore? [UPDATE: The first time I interviewed her in 2011, she said she probably would, but I was starting to wonder if the day would ever come.]
Will I have more details in a day or two? Yes, I will. [UPDATE: She’s a pretty great performer.]
Hitomi rides an airboat in the Everglades.
Hitomi passed through Miami last year on her way home to Tokyo from the Dominican Republic (SCORE On Location). She stayed overnight and checked out late-night Miami with Dave and other SCORE staffers.
It will look like a real dress by the time they're done.
This time, Hitomi came to Miami after the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas and was here much longer.
That’s what the SCORELAND special “Hitomi Loves Miami” is all about.
Every Thursday in April, there’ll be a different chapter as Hitomi explores south Florida and visits the SCORE studio.
This Thursday, Hitomi visits the Everglades and gets body painted by a master artist for the cover of the September 2015 SCORE, the annual all-naturals edition. You are there.
Hello, Hitomi!
Inside the June ’15 issue of SCORE: the winners of 2014 Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and Hardcore Performer of the Year and this year’s inductee into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
I’m not going to tell you who won. That would spoil the suspense.
But I will tell you that Newcomer of the Year went to either Angel Wicky, Lily Madison, Amy Anderssen or Tigerr Benson.
Model of the Year went to either Hitomi, Sheridan Love, Micky Bells or Sha Rizel.
Hardcore Performer of the Year went to either Daylene Rio, Noelle Easton, Sensual Jane or Maserati.
I will tell you that the 21st inductee into the Big-Boob Hall of Fame is Daphne Rosen. Congratulations, Daphne.
Get the print or digital version at eBoobStore.com. The digital version comes with five free imbedded videos.
And congratulations to all the winners!
Jordan's bowling for hard-ons.
Says Jordan Pryce, “People say, ‘Oh, there is Jordan Pryce with her enormous boobs!’ That makes me proud. And I also know that sometimes they are thinking, ‘She is a very bad girl. She has sex with men on-camera.’ But I think that makes me a good girl!”
I agree. Jordan makes her SCORELAND debut today, and although she’ll be going solo (so you can take in all of her super-slim and super-stacked body), she’ll have sex with a man on-camera on March 13. That’s something worth waiting for.
Another girl worth waiting for: British party girl Katie Thornton makes her SCORELAND debut on March 6. She’s a stunner.