This week’s poll is about a subject that stirs up a lot of controversy among big-tit lovers and the editors of SCORELAND: Which would you prefer to see in a photo set or video, a D-cupper who gets fucked every which way, an E- or F-cupper who does everything but fuck or a mega-stacked babe who will only show her tits? It’s a question we often have to consider when evaluating a model. To put it bluntly, if a girl has huge tits, like Renee Ross, Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart or Christy Marks, she doesn’t have to do much to get our attention (although Christy has done everything). But the smaller a perspective models’ tits, the more she has to do to gain entrance into SCORELAND, SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls. Or, to put it even more bluntly, if a girl has DD-cups, we want to see her fuck!
Janet Jade: Tits enough for us!
Last week we asked, “Have you ever secretly photographed a busty girl in public?” Surprisingly, 50% of you have, and 32% of you would have but you were afraid of getting arrested. Actually, I don’t think you’d get arrested, but you might get punched out by her boyfriend. The rest, just 18%, said no. Pussies. 🙂
Okay, the 50% of you who have secretly photographed a busty girl in public…you must have a story to tell. How did it happen? When and where did it happen? Did she catch you? Do you still have the photos? Do you do this sort of thing often?
If Merilyn Sakova waitressed at Hooters, I might think about going back there.
I was in Vegas this past weekend and decided to check out the Hooters Hotel, knowing it was probably a mistake. So I walked in, and 15 minutes later, I walked out because, just as I suspected, there were no big-hootered girls serving drinks or dealing cards at Hooters Hotel, which should never, ever be confused with Hooter Hotel (the DVD starring Karina Hart, Mandy Pearl, Kristy Klenot, Melissa Mandlikova, Katarina and Dominno).
If a restaurant is going to serve crappy wings, they could at least have built waitresses like Danielle Derek serving them.
Years ago, Hooters defended itself from the feminazis by arguing (tongue in cheek, I assume) that the restaurant’s name referred to the owl in its logo, not the hooters on its waitresses’ chests. Everyone had a good laugh, and life went on. But here’s the deal: They weren’t being dishonest! On the average day, you’re not gonna find many waitresses with big tits working at Hooters. This restaurant, and now the hotel, never ceases to be a disappointment for big-tit lovers.
I mean, really, have you ever seen a SCORE-built girl waitressing at Hooters? Angela White used to say she wanted to work at Hooters. Well, they wouldn’t hire her. Her tits are too big.
So next time you’re in Vegas, go to Hooters Hotel for the $3 blackjack, but don’t expect the dealer to have a rack. Of tits, I mean. Chips she’ll probably have. Yours.
No man could hold his load with Cindy Cupps tit-fucking him.
Crystal Gunns’ first and last titty-fucking scene.
Our third poll is completed and the results are in. The question was, “What is your favorite type of sex to have with a busty girl?” 254 of you voted and we thank you for that. The winner by a slim margin was tit-fucking with 28% followed by anything (26%), then pussy (24%), ass (12%) (Yeah, it’s the most high maintenance.) and mouth (10%).
We were kinda surprised by the high percentage of guys who are not picky about their favorite body part. We guessed that fucking a girl’s tits would win out. Anyway, upping the amount of tit-fucking on SCORELAND is probably a good idea in light of this info.
For our new poll, we’re asking if you’ve ever sneaked a photo of a busty girl who caught your eye in public. We don’t mean peeping in someone’s window or hiding a camera in a ladies locker room. We mean just grabbing a shot in the street or at some public area. The widespread number of cell phone cameras not to mention those fancy spy cameras shaped like common objects have really sparked a trend.
The other day, Elliot James asked me, “Can Renee Ross suck on her own nipples?” Hey, Elliot, what do I look like, an authority on Renee Ross?
Believe me, I’m working on it.
So when Renee was in the studio this morning, I asked her if she could suck on her 16-pound J-cups. I didn’t actually say to her, “Renee, can you suck on your 16-pound J-cups?” What I said was, “Renee, can you suck on your own tits?
No further introduction to this video is needed. Watch it.
So I’m at lunch the other day, the usual burger joint, and on the way back to my car, I spotted a short, voluptuous, super-stacked babe (think Brandy Talore) wearing a tight, low-cut shirt. Acres of tanned cleavage and a great shelving effect (she had an employee I.D. tag around her neck, and that lucky thing was sitting on top of her rack; it was the definition of top shelf). I couldn’t help but stare. She shot me a look that said, “Stop staring, you pervert.”
Doesn’t this happen a little too often? Hasn’t it happened to you, say, a million times?
It’s not like I said “Nice tits” or tried to cop a feel. I was just staring at what, in my mind, was asking to be stared at. I mean, why did she put on that shirt if she didn’t want her tits to be looked at?
I once asked Alexis Silver about this, and she said, “If I wear a low-cut top, it’s because I want people to pay attention to my tits. Any girl who wears a low-cut top for any other reason than to show them off is full of shit.”
Oh, how I love boobs in all their wonderful shapes and all their wonderful sizes. It’s great to come to work and talk tits all day long with my fellow boob hounds. And more often than not, they will ask me what my favorite flavor of boob flesh is. It is hard to choose because I hold a special place in my heart for creamy, white tits with pink, perky nips as well as round mocha mams with chocolate dugs. But at the end of the day, I am going to have to give it up to the caramel cuties that make me cream. Oh, yes…full, tan, ripe Latina breasts are my favorite flavor. I think it has to do with my Latin upbringing and the fact that I have been surrounded by chesty chicas my whole life. In fact, I can remember the first time I saw a huge pair of Latina tits, up close and personal. I was a young girl and had been sent to buy some dresses with my nanny Jessica, who was in her 20s at the time.
Stacked mamacita Sharday is one of my all-time Latina faves!
She took me to the dressing room armed with an arsenal of dresses for the both of us to try on. We stepped into the tiny dressing room, and that’s when she stripped off her shorts and top. Lo and behold, she was braless, and her perfectly shaped, caramel DDs were swinging around in my face. I think she caught me looking at her tatas because she kind of stuck her chest out proudly and told me, “Don’t worry, mija, you will have a pair like these soon, and then you will have to buy big bras like I do.” If I close my eyes now, I can still imagine those orbs swinging around as she tried on dresses.
Paola Rios is one chesty chica I'd like to motorboat.
Yurizan has great Latina tits.
Oh, Jessica…your tits were so fine!
So today, I figured I would post some of my favorite Latina ladies from SCORELAND because, let’s face it, looking at pretty mamacitas and their ripe racks ain’t that terrible a way to spend the day.
Do any of you share my love of Latina ladies with big tits?
In today’s clip, Brandy Talore shows what happens when you fail to show her respect. Yes, you can watch Brandy’s pretty face getting painted with cum and jack while her nice, shaved hole is being drilled hard, but you can’t walk up to her in public and say, “Hey, Brandy, nice rack.” Something doesn’t seem right about this. I mean, if you saw Tiger Woods out in public, you could walk up to him and say, “Tiger, I really admire your swing.” But you can’t go up to Brandy and say, “Nice rack”? Go figure.
Anyway, I’m just wondering: Would you ever walk up to a woman you didn’t know and say to her, “Nice tits” or “Nice rack”? If you have, how did she react? And if you haven’t, how would you expect her to react?
This reminds me of the time I was walking down the Strip in Las Vegas and saw a guy (he was probably 20 or so) grab a girl’s ass as he passed her. He kept walking, she looked over her shoulder, and that was it! I couldn’t believe it. If I did something like that, I’d expect the ass-grabbing police to be on me in a flash. But I wouldn’t do that. Would you?
If a girl walked up to me in public and said, “Nice cock,” I’d probably propose to her on the spot.
The perfect combination: Christy Marks catches your cock in her mouth while you tit-fuck her.
I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised by the results of the past week’s blog poll. We asked, “What is your favorite type of scene in a big-tit XXX movie?” Tit-fuck won with 27%, followed by pussy fuck at 24%, blow job at 21% and ass fuck at a surprisingly low 18%. “I don’t give a fuck” came in at 10%. Afterall, the Tits & Tugs DVD tit-fucking series has been a big seller, and let’s face it, I’m the guy who always claims that as far as a boob lover is concerned, when a busty babe shows a lot of cleavage in public, that’s even better than if she was showing her pussy (of course, the former is legal, the latter is illegal).
I’m going to make a guess, although I could be wrong, that for most of you, the perfect combination is tit-fuck with a chick’s mouth at the receiving end of the thrusts. The blow job/tit-fuck combination would probably beat any other combination (for example, blow job/pussy fuck) by a wide margin.
This week’s poll changes you from viewer to participant, and I think we can agree that there’s often a difference between what we like to see and what we like to do. I’m a big fan of watching a girl getting fucked in the ass. I’m not a big fan of actual ass-fucking.
So here you go, guys. The busty babe of your dreams is in your bedroom, naked, ready for action…but you can only do one thing. What would you do?
Boobs have been in the news quite a bit these days, and the news isn’t always good. It’s enough to make you ask, “What’s wrong with these people?”
NEWS ITEM #1: Kelly Osbourne (Ozzy’s daughter) wants a boob reduction before she gets married next year. “It’s no secret that I hate my boobs,” she said. “I want a size in between a B and C-cup that you don’t need to wear a bra.”
COMMENT: I never realized that Kelly Osbourne has big tits. When I read her saying, “I hate my boobs,” I just assumed she wanted bigger ones.
NEWS ITEM #2: One of the house guests on the U.S. version of the TV show Big Brother thinks she got voted off because she has big boobs. She said, “It’s not my fault I have huge boobs.”
Why is Annina on Germany's version of the reality TV show Big Brother?
This is why Annina's on Big Brother. Her tits. I don't think they show pussy on German reality shows.
COMMENT: Actually, judging from pictures, it does seem to be her fault that she has huge boobs. But I take issue with the word “fault,” which implies that somebody did something wrong. Getting or having big boobs means never having to say you’re sorry. SCORE model Annina is on Germany’s version of Big Brother because she has huge boobs, and she never has to apologize to anyone!
Angela White's sexy titties in the city of Sydney.
NEWS ITEM #3: Katie Price, aka Jordan, the UK starlet/bimbo, wanted a role on the sequel to Sex And The City but didn’t get one because of her chest. An insider said, “She may have the big boobs, but they don’t look natural.”
COMMENT: Yeah, nice move, Sex And The City directors. Keep the four dikey looking chicks with no tits. Get rid of a babe who might slut things up the right way and show some cleavage. And if it’s really a natural vs. augmented issue, then find a girl with big, natural tits. Like…hey, Angela White!
Sometimes the world doesn’t make sense. At least I have SCORELAND for some needed perspective.
My name is Alexandra (better known as Allie around the office). I’m the editor of 18eighteen and XL Girls, two completely different magazines. On the average day, I go back and forth between looking at itty-bitty titties on tiny teenage girls and mammoth-sized mams on curvy women. I appreciate both of them, but today, I’m here to talk about huge, juicy boobs.
Recently, a big-titted friend of mine told me that she wanted to get a breast reduction. When she told me she wore a DDD-cup bra, I scoffed and said that wasn’t even that big. You see, there was a point in time where I thought a C-cup was big. Aside from really nurturing my inner pervert, working at SCORELAND changed my opinion about boobs. Fuck a C-cup. Give me F, G, H! I can honestly say I didn’t know what big was until I perused my first issue of SCORE. (And if you’re curious, I LOVE Sharday.)
In fact, in my life before SCORELAND, I never really thought about boobs at all. But now I’m obsessed with them, especially huge naturals. When I’m sitting at my desk writing copy for XL Girls and looking at a rack that could double as a bookshelf, I can’t help but wonder what it’s like to squeeze and knead and juggle such large breasts. How heavy are they? Are they squishy or firm? Would they make good pillows? Could they knock me out with a single blow?
I was determined to find answers to some of my questions. And opportunity knocked when Renee Ross arrived for a shoot at our studio recently. Walking into the fitting room, I felt dwarfed by her guns. First of all, those puppies are HEAVY. She put them on my head, and while they worked very well as a warming hat (I swear my head got cold when she took them off), I think my neck got a workout from supporting that load. Judging by their size and weight, a single shimmy to my face would probably put me in a coma. And finally, while standing behind me, she placed her hooters around either side of my head, and I discovered a new use for big boobs: ear muffs.
That experience sealed the deal. I’m officially a boobaholic.
