1. It’s of Morgan Leigh, one of my favorite SCORE Girls.
2. Her tits are incredibly pointy. They look like they can poke your eye out.
3. She’s got a finger tucked inside herself in such a way that not only obscures none of her pussy (which often happens in dildo and fingering shots) but actually allows us to see more of the inside of her pussy.
You know, we can rank SCORE Girls by beauty, breast size, breast shape…all sorts of ways. But here’s a category for you: SCORE Girls Who Are Best At Displaying Their Fuck Holes. For my money, Morgan is No. 1.
Is Carmen Hayes a slut because she has a tattoo on her tit? No, she has a tattoo on her tit because she's a slut.
Candy Connelly: Sexy tattooed babe of the ’90s.
So I’m at lunch yesterday, and on my way out, I notice this girl (probably 25 or so) sitting in a booth, talking to her friend. She’s built and wearing a scoop-necked top that shows a reasonable amount of natural cleavage. And, right there on her left breast, clear as day, is a tattoo.
Schwing!
If Goldie looks down, she can see her tattoo and a cock.
Comment 1: Any chick who has a tattoo on her tit is screaming, “Please look at my tits!” She put it there to draw attention to her rack. Now, this babe, if asked, might feed you some bullshit about the tattoo having special meaning or liking its design, but the fact is she could’ve put it anywhere, and she put it on her tits. It’s a tittoo.
Jamaica''s tits and tat are making me crazy!
Comment 2: Going through the SCORELAND Model Directory, I didn’t find a lot of babes with tattoos on their tits. Why? Because if a girl puts a tattoo on her tits, she might as well walk around saying, “I am a slut.” And although that’s an admirable quality, most girls don’t have the courage to say it.
The trick, of course, is to find one that does. For fucking purposes only, of course.
FOX rolled out its new reality dating show. It’s called More To Love, and it’s about a guy who tries to find love with 20 plus-sized girls. So I tune in, figuring, “Big girls, big tits,” right?
Wrong.
In what might go down as the worst casting in the history of reality TV, the producers managed to find 20 big girls of which only one has big tits. And you’d better believe she was touting her advantage in a tight, low-cut dress, puppies bouncing all over the place. But the rest? Yipes!
At one point, some chick was going on and on about how she’d never had a date, and I’m screaming at the TV, “Honey, you weigh 300 pounds and only two of it’s tit!” I mean, take your pick: big tits, big ass, or pretty face. A girl’s gotta give your mind something to negotiate with your cock.
COCK: She’s a big girl.
MIND: But she’s very nice.
COCK: She’s a big girl.
MIND: She’s very nice, and she has big tits.
COCK: Sold.
That’s how it works in real life.
Obviously, the people who cast More To Love didn’t know what they were doing. They should’ve come to us. Here are five big girls for starters. They have more to love in all the right places.
Hey, tit-lovers! Yesterday was another exciting day for me at the office because I got to hang out with newcomer Scarlett Rogue, a buxom, blonde hottie from Buffalo, New York. I got to follow her around all day with our videographer, Jose, and I even scored a video interview with her while she was doing her first XXX scene EVER!!!! (I know…my job is tough. How do I ever get through the day, having to hang out with a bombshell with 38E guns? lol) Scarlet loves sports. We talked football, rugby (yes, she plays rugby!) and boxing. She even gave me a demo of her boxing prowess, and it didn’t hurt that her tits were practically popping out of her top at the time. Trust me when I say that if you ever have to get your ass kicked by a chick, make sure she has big tits! Who wouldn’t want to get a stacked smack-down? But you don’t have to imagine what Scarlett looks like when she is topless and throwing punches because I had Lester, our video editor, edit a video of Scarlett showing you her jab and her jugs! Check it out below!
-Maria
PS: BONUS! At the beginning of the video you see Renee Ross, one of our new exclusive V-Mag girls! What can I say? It’s SCORELAND…this place is crawling with big-titted chicks!
PPS: It was Scarlett’s birthday yesterday! This cutie turned 20! Happy Birthday, Scarlett!
Persia Monir, who Dave blogged about on July 20, is visiting the SCORE studio next week. We both think she’s one of the hottest big-boobed MILFs we’ve ever seen. Fifty must be the new 35. MILFs seem to be hot even in the mainstream. I could definitely picture a reality TV show about Persia. By total coincidence, a hardcore photo set and video of Persia is running this weekend on SCORELAND.
In the prime time and lovin' every minute.
Dave and I go to a local burger joint for lunch on Wednesdays. We spend half our time looking at our food and the other half checking out the often impressive parade of hotly dressed MILFs walking around. They must either work in the area or just live nearby, and they apparently like the place. Tight, low-cut tops, tight jeans or skirts, high heels…it’s like a fashion show. Of course, if they’re with an Incredible Hulk, we avoid staring too long. This place is self-service, so everyone walks back and forth for whatever they need, and that’s the beauty of it. I daydreamed about seeing Persia walk in one day, but she doesn’t live anywhere near the place, so it’s unlikely she would ever have lunch here. But I have seen birds of her feather.
I’ll keep eating there. Maybe we’ll find another busty MILF like Persia who’s ready to model. But that won’t be easy. Persia is definitely up there in the MILF boob chain.
A busty babe is giving you a lap dance, and let’s face it: You really don’t care about whether she’s getting off. All you care about is that you get off. At least that’s how I look at it, selfish prick. Hey, it’s my 20 bucks.
Your mission: Get Stephanie off without taking off your pants.
But the other morning, I’m sitting around the studio, talking with EE-cup newcomer Stephanie Stalls (boobs slipping out of her robe over and over again as we speak, by the way). She’s a feature dancer, and I say to her, “Stephanie, out of every 100 guys you give a lap dance to, how many turn you on?”
“Twenty,” she says.
I’m shocked. “Twenty out of a hundred? Really? That many?”
And she smiled and said. “Are you kidding? I’m grinding my crotch against a guy who turns me on? Yeah, I get off from 20 out of a hundred.”
Wait a second…did she say “get off”? Not just wet pussy? Or a tingling? An actual orgasm?
“Actual orgasm,” she said, smiling again at my disbelief. “Sure. Why not?”
So I looked at her and said, “Stephanie, if I knew that I actually gave a dancer an orgasm during a lap dance without even pulling it out of my pants, I’d be the happiest guy in the world.”
Twenty percent. Amazing.
Think you’ve ever done it? Think about that while checking out this video from the DVD Private Stuffers 2 of lap dancer (and SCORE Girl) Crystal Gunns fucking a guy’s legs with her tits. And look for Stephanie’s debut, coming soon at SCORELAND.
So I’m watching the bonus footage from the new XXX feature movie Mamazon, and suddenly my cock is standing at attention because Rachel Love, a hot little blonde with big, natural tits hanging out, is smoking a cigarette while being interviewed. So the next thing I do is run back to the video editing room and ask, “Do we have any more footage of that?” Turns out that we did, and one of the video editors whipped up the following clip. Now, we can get into a very long discussion about the smoking fetish, and I invite you to share your thoughts. Me? I’m anti-smoking but pro-hot-chick-smoking-so-I-can-jack-to-it. And when it comes to smoking, everyone has an opinion. You probably have one already. But can I ask you to do one thing while watching this clip? Listen to your cock.
There’s been a lot going on at SCORELAND this summer. So many fantastic girls. In June, our staff returned from Prague with the fresh faces and boobs of Sophie Mae (a blonde natural with pillowy boobs and wide areolae), Alexa (a classic slim-n-stacked SCORE Girl) and Jane (who loves to eat cock). Then, a full month of stunning Eva Notty, who was a Naughty Neighbors model five years ago and is now a SCORE Girl.
Karina Hart shows off two of her most prized possessions.
Christy Marks, just hanging around after winning Model of the Year.
We saw uber-busty German sex star Annina taking on the monster tool of Shane Diesel. Super-horny Angel Gee’s first hardcore. Black ‘n’ stacked (and that’s an understatement) newcomer Mianna Thomas destroying a top. If August is as much fun as July and June, I won’t be getting much sleep again.
There have been other major events. Karina Hart won SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year. Christy Marks won SCORE and Voluptuous Model of the Year. We kinda knew that they’d win. Some guys have written in saying that we could be influencing the voting with our praises in the editorial text (called “cheesecake” in the publishing biz). But those two would have swept the voting even if they had just worn potato sacks all year. Destiny, fate, kismet, whatever it’s called, some events are meant to happen. They’re sweet girls and they deserved it.
Renee Ross's giant, natural tits. I copped a feel of those puppies!
New editors get lots of perks…and perky tits to boot! Being an editor at SCORE, there’s never a dull moment. There’s always something happening, and it’s usually pretty great.
For example: I am the newly appointed editor of Voluptuous magazine. That in and of itself is awesome. But on my first day on the job, what should happen? Well, there’s a new girl in the studio, and her tits are phenomenal! I am talking about the kind of tits that make you drool a little, they’re that big and ripe. Her name is Renee Ross, and she has these jugs that just keep going and going. One nice thing about being a chick and getting to hang around all these SCORE and Voluptuous sweeties and their hooters is that the girls never mind if I cop a feel. In fact, they encourage it. It’s a girl thing, I guess. It usually happens when I ask them how big their tits are. They smile and say, “Want to feel them?” (I can’t lie, my job is awesome!) And Renee offered her boobs up to my hand inspection ASAP. So not only did I get to squeeze these melons, but I also pilfered a shot of her rack to share on the blog with you guys. (I might get in trouble for this, but if you were sitting on a pic of these tits, you’d post it, too!) Look out for Renee, and if I can get my hands on more pics, I’ll post them!
-Maria
P.S.: I managed to convince Dave, who is now my accomplice in leaking Renee’s tits to you, to get me a video of Renee so I could post it on the blog.You’ll thank me for this one! Watch how Renee gets into her shirts…you have to see it to understand why it’s so awesome.
1. It’s of Morgan Leigh, one of my favorite SCORE Girls.
