We just mailed the bra signed by Jasmine Shiraz to the winner of her bra giveaway contest in the October ’12 SCORE magazine. The winner is a mag subscriber and lives in Canada. Mr. J.H. didn’t say what he would do with it. Jasmine’s bra cups are too big to be used as ear muffs during those Canadian winters.
Jasmine’s tit-sling is one of several dozen bras, signed magazines and DVDs we’ve shipped to random contest winners over the past five years. In June, we had that huge 20 For 20 20th Anniversary contest and gave away lots of goodies. That got me to thinking about a topic that evolved into this Blog.
We all collect things on the job over time.
Whatever you do, you probably collect some objects related to your job.
I do, too, but the things I collect are just a bit different from what an auto mechanic or a bartender might save.
This is some of what I have on or in my desk at the SCORE office.
20th Anniversary SCORE cap. The Mexican wrestling mask was used in a Minka and Kayla scene for the DVD SCORE Xtra 5.
SCORE windbreaker.
A figurine sculpted by artist The Great Razooly, a charter SCORE reader. He was profiled in the October '94 edition.
Another view of Tom Razooly's work. Artist, dance club owner and TV horror host in Blocksburg, California.
Boob Cruise 1997 T-shirt signed by all the models on the sailing. Never worn, of course.
A SCORE license plate. Girls with big boobs wave when they see this.
Everyone’s got to start someplace. SCORE and V-mag Girls are no exception. Do you ever wonder what a girl was doing before she decided to step in front of a camera and play drop the top?
A lot of girls go straight into it from school, but there are also a lot of girls who work at a job first.
Can you match the girl with what she did before she became a photo model?
Answers tomorrow.
A) “I worked as a data entry operator for Sears. I worked in the bankruptcy department, and I also managed a Hardy’s fast-food restaurant. I was one of the people who introduced fried chicken to all of the Hardy’s restaurants. I used to go around and show people how to cook it.”
B) “I had a job as a receptionist for a year right after high school before I started dancing in clubs.”
C) “I was working as a bartender in a sleazy place, and a guy saw me in a tank top and said, ‘Wow, you have amazing breasts.’ We got to talking, and he was amazed with my natural breasts. He said, ‘I love this magazine, SCORE. I’m the biggest fan and you should totally try out.’ I was like, “Well, you know, I don’t know,” and he said, ‘Please, please, you’ll make everything come true for me.’ And finally I said, ‘Okay, I’ll give it a shot. For you, I will.'”
D) “I worked retail as a sales associate, full time. An ex-boyfriend of mine buys a lot of your videos, and at the end of one there was this commercial to be a SCORE model and he saw it and convinced me to come and model for you guys. I thought, ‘Hey, I can do that!’ and here I am.”
E) “I was working as a waitress at Beef O’Brady’s and going to school.”
F) “I was a receptionist. Just a regular nine-to-five chick for a construction company. I met an agent when I was walking home from work and eventually decided to give it a try.”
Siri has the best inverted nipples of all time...in my humble opinion.
Inverted nipples…I am currently obsessed with them.
I think my obsession started when Jenna Valentine, whom I love to talk to, told me she had a shy nipple. Up until that point, inverted nipples were a thing of mystery to me.
Ever since then, I am seeing them more and more often in our studio.
The best belong to the beautiful and very awesome Siri. Hers are a thing of beauty.
Maybe I am so fascinated by inverted nipples because I feel like they require more suction when they are in someone’s mouth in order to become hard and pop right out? Probably. I think that nipple play and lots of dug sucking is really hot.
But today when I was discussing inverted nipples with a friend, I realized that although I love them, I really am clueless about why inverted nipples are, well, inverted.
So, I put on my big-boob scientist’s lab coat and went to town on some research about these shy sucklers.
Here is what I found out.
For one thing, both men and women can be born with inverted nipples. I didn’t know that before today and now I want to meet a guy with inverted nipples because my curiosity is pretty serious. lol
Secondly, about 10-20% of women have varying degrees of nipple inversion. There are actually three grades of inverted nipples.
Grade 1 are commonly referred to as “Shy Nipples.” These nipples can easily be pulled out by using finger pressure around the aureola. Women with Grade 1 nipples can usually breastfeed easily and only have shy nipples sometimes. Jenna Valentine has these kinds of nipples.
Grade 2 usually require more stimulation to come out and cannot be pushed out with finger pressure. These ladies might be able to breast feed depending on the amount of suction their nipples receive. I imagine that a breast pump would be handy for these gals. Siri has these nipples.
Grade 3 inverted nipples usually do not respond to suction or stimulation and these women need surgery to protract the nipple and allow it to be on the outside, rather than inverted. These ladies cannot breast feed.
(I have yet to meet a set of Grade 3 nipples, but I am sure that they exist somewhere out there in the universe of tits.)
Ladies with inverted nipples can be born that way or the inversion could be caused by breastfeeding, pregnancy, weight loss and a series of diseases and syndromes that I don’t want to talk about because they make me sad.
(I get sad when bad things happen to boobies. I do.)
But let’s get back to talking about stimulation.
I think my curiosity with inverted nipples is all about the stimulation. The way a person would want to rub a lamp so that a genie comes out is the same way that I want to suck on a pair of inverted nipples until they emerge, glorious and victorious.
Am I the only one who is fascinated by these innies?
I can’t be.
They’re fucking fascinating!
What say you, boob men? Chime in.
I want to hear all about your nipple fetishes because the next time we get a gal with inverted nipple in the studio, I want to do a blog video focused solely on them.
It’s not always easy to figure out a person. Take Kalila Kane, the DDD-cup newcomer who debuts today at SCORELAND. When I first met Kalila in the SCORE Studio, she was happily talking about her tits and being the fun-loving, young girl she is.
But then, within minutes, she was revealing to me how nervous she was about being photographed nude for the first time.
Then, when I did this Blog video, one of the first things she said to me was, “My tits are really good for tit-fucking. I do a lot of crazy stuff with them. It’s fun.”
And, yet, her nerves still hadn’t settled.
Then she told me that she’s shy.
Then I looked on her model info sheet and saw things like, “I want to be in a 20-guy gangbang” and “I don’t wear a bra when I sleep/swim/fuck” and “I might be addicted to masturbating” and “I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that.”
But, then, in the part of the info sheet where we asked, “Were you the bustiest girl in school,” Kalila answered, “Yes. Also the shyest.”
Shy? Okay. But there’s a lot of spread tits and pussy and fingered pussy in the photo set that goes live today. So I’m kinda wondering, what’s Kalila’s idea of shy?
Enjoy this introduction to Kalila. Then check her out at SCORELAND.
I don’t know how the Internet has affected the strip club scene as far as attendance numbers, but the clubs still seem to be going strong according to the people I know in that business. There are much less feature dancers these days in North America, especially in the big-bust league, and many more house dancers.
I don’t go to titty bars like I used to because most of the clubs in Florida tend to hire skinny dancers with small chests, and that’s never been my speed. Back in the 1990s, I managed to see most of the big-bust superstar dancers, like Alyssa Alps, Busty Dusty, SaRenna Lee, Minka, Traci Topps and a lot of other big names, in clubs like Flashdancers and Boobie Bungalow.
There are still tons of clubs in South Florida, and friends I know who work in the club business in the mid-west tell me that there are still lots of clubs in Wisconsin, Indiana, Michigan and other Mid-Western states. (The clubs and bars are more casual there than the expensive gentlemen’s clubs in large urban areas.)
Which leads me to quoting several SCORE Girls about their dancing days.
Gee, she's an angel.
Angel Gee: “I used to dance in a no-contact club, but if I liked somebody and they liked me and I was comfortable enough, I could inch my way a little bit closer, put my boobs up in their face and whatever. And of course they’d say, ‘Can I touch?’ and I’d be like, ‘Hmmmm, maybe!’ I absolutely loved dancing, and it wasn’t even about the money, which is a sad thing ’cause I’m not your average stripper. I love my body. I’m comfortable in my skin, and I love to have guys wanting me. It’s a big turn-on to be the center of attention and all eyes are on me and it’s my show.”
A faceful of Colt 45.
Colt 45: “I’m not much of a dancer. I’m more of an entertainer. I don’t put on a big, glamorous show. I do more of a personal show, an audience participation kind of thing. I always ask the guys, ‘Do you want me to paint myself or do you want my boobs around your face?’ I’ll hang with guys and drink every chance I can get. I’ve never been one to stay in the dressing room and stare in a mirror like some girls. I’m more down-to-Earth, and I like to hang out with people. That always surprises people, that I’m down-to-Earth.”
Morgan danced in UK clubs for a few years.
Morgan Leigh: “American clubs have been around longer so they’re set up better. The clubs are usually bigger over here in the United States. And they’re more accepted. It’s more acceptable to go to a strip club or gentlemen’s club here than it is over in the UK. I’ll often be out with friends and we’ll decide to go to a gentlemen’s club. Guys in Britain are more budget-minded. They are more careful with what they do with their money. It’s still a fantasy thing, a relaxing thing, an enjoyable thing. I think most guys, wherever they are, get the same thrill out of it. In the clubs I danced in, in most of them I had to wear knickers. Of course, it didn’t matter because most of the men only cared about staring at my big boobs.”
Ohio sweetie Destiny.
Destiny Rose: “My club is off the highway so I get a lot of truck drivers who stop in for a bite to eat. On the weekends, it’s a younger crowd. It’s fun. I like dancing on the weekends. I like to squeeze my tits together and lick both my nipples at the same time. It feels good. I am sure that if I tried, I could probably stick both my nipples in my mouth at the same time and suck them and hold them there for a while. There is this one girl that I dance with at the club. She is busty and exotic looking and I love her. I swear that on any given night when I am not working, I will go into the club and I will give her half of my money just on getting lap dances alone! That’s the power of big boobies for you! I can’t resist!”
It's difficult to remove your face from Daylene.
Daylene Rio: “I can pretty much do full-on grind. I don’t have to be 20-feet away. They pop all the time. The dance isn’t over until the guy pops in his pants. I’ve had it happen in 30 seconds. When guys come into the club, they’re not looking for romance. They’re looking to have fun. Sometimes guys will recognize me from SCORE. I love when that happens.”
I long for the days when the big-boobed girls ruled the stages.
I love when we do layouts in which the models are swimming and showering and there’s water cascading down their tits. It just makes me happy. It’s such good, clean fun.
Some of the greatest water shoots happen in pools. For me, there’s nothing like a giant set of tits bobbing and floating on the water. Like buoys of awesome. I also have a thing about tits in the outdoors, glistening in the sun. If I had my way, all beaches would be topless.
Some of my favorite big, wet tits?
Renee Ross’s pool set. Hitomi’s first V-mag set in the shower and Linsey showering outside.
I tell you, I’ve never wanted to be a rivulet of water so bad in my whole damn life.
What are some of your favorite big, wet tits photos?
When I interview new models in our studio, whether for the blog or for V-mag, I am always amazed when they inform me that they are going to fuck for the first time on camera for us.
It’s an honor that they choose SCORELAND to give their XXX cherry to. (I won’t lie, it’s kind of fucking hot, too.)
Many greats have come to SCORELAND and cum for SCORELAND and that’s how we like it.
So, what’s so special about us that makes these sexy kittens decide to give up their pussies on cam for us? It’s because we are the best around. Because we treat every model who comes through our doors like a queen. Why? Because to us, all these busty babes are queens.
Many a model from Elaina Gregory (Who did her first tits ‘n’ tugs scene for us!) and Destiny Rose (Who did her first everything with us from solo to girl-girl and then XXX!) have told me that they decided to come and cum for us because they felt comfortable here. Ladies like Angel Gee, Eva Notty and even the great Angela White popped their on-cam cherry with us, too.
Why? Because we are the best and we made them feel beautiful. Because our staff is friendly and great to work with. Because they have fun in our studio.
That means a lot and it means we are doing something right.
So, to all those busty ladies out there who want to go all the way, we say, go all the way with us, because SCORELAND will treat you right…oh, so right.
On her wedding night, Samantha put out...on-camera.
Ah, the bride pictorial. We’ve had a lot of busty brides at SCORELAND.
But my favorites have been Christy Marks and Samantha 38G.
Maybe because they look…convincing? I was on set for My Big Plump Wedding and I was THISCLOSE to Samantha 38G in that bride’s dress and she looked amazing.
But what do I know, right? I am a chick and for chicks, when we see a busty babe in a wedding dress, we just see the wedding dress. The details. The hair and makeup. The overall look.
Christy Marks might look like a blushing bride, but she probably shouldn't wear white cause this little lady likes to fuck!
I have never seen a bride and said, “Fuck, I’d like to lift her dress up and wear her pussy as a hat.”
Nope.
So I had to do some research. And by research, I mean I interviewed Dave and Elliot. lol
This is what they had to say…
Maria: Hey guys, why do guys like the bride pictorials? Why do you like them?
Dave: You could be looking at someone’s wife, so you are about to see some other guy’s wife. Or it could be like a fantasy, like you are looking at your bride on your wedding night.
Maria: Are wedding dresses hot?
Elliot: I think the veil is hot. I think it would be hot with maybe, like, a baby-doll night gown. But those big wedding dresses are not hot.
Dave: They can be. Not always. They are usually tight. They usually show some boob. You know the woman goes out of her way to look good. You see her and you know that this is probably the best you’re gonna ever see her because it’s her wedding day.
Elliot: When a guy sees a girl in a wedding dress, he doesn’t think of Uncle Frank toasting the couple. He is thinking about the wedding night. He is thinking about her coming out of the bathroom in her wedding night lingerie and having sex in a hotel room with mirrors over the bed.
Dave: Yeah, it means that she has finally consented to having sex.
And there you have it.
I kind of agree with Dave about the looking her best part because if there is ever a day that a woman will look her best, it’s the day that she is a bride. And I kind of understand the whole anticipation to get in her pants thing.
Christy Marks is not wearing her seat belt and that's because she probably knows that it will be all over her tits and on her neck if she does. Even the guy in the back seat looks like he is wondering about how she is going to put it on over that rack.
There are some blogs that only I can write. Not to say that Elliot and Dave aren’t entertaining, I am just saying that they are not, er, equipped to write about certain things.
Things like busty girl problems.
Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh are hanging out and you know what Morgan is looking at? Summer's tits busting out of her button-up top, that's what.
What are busty girl problems? They are a series of things that we stacked ladies suffer from day to day because we have big tits. These things don’t happen to our smaller-chested (read: Tiny-titted) friends. Oh, no. They only happen to us. And busty girls everywhere go through these situations and moments. It’s things like this that sort of serve as an initiation to life with big tits.
I used to think that these problems were bad until I started working for a big-tit mag and websites and I realized that guys dig them. For example, I used to think that losing something down my bra like an earring or sandwich crumbs and having to fish them out in public was awful. Now I understand that guys might like to see me with my hand down my shirt, searching through my cleavage. lol
The following are a list of busty girl problems that ladies with big tits encounter.
5) Seat belts: Seat belts are designed with flat-chested people in mind. Don’t believe me? Ask yourself when was the last time you saw a busty crash test dummy. The answer to that question is NEVER. When girls with big tits try to employ some safety when they drive, what happens is the seat belt ends up lying off to the side of our breasts or choking us. But hey, when a cop pulls us over, our tits are on display in a big way…often with a belt underneath them hoisting them further into our chin area. Busty girl problem Yes. Big-tit lover win? Definitely.
Angela White is washing dishes and when she is done, her tits will be wet, I promise.
4) Tits on the table: Manners dictate that one should never rest their elbows on the table during a meal, however, what about your tits? Because sometimes I will sit at a high table and when I try to scoot up to eat or drink, my breasts crash into the table, squishing me and making my cleavage a net for everything and anything that can and will fall down there during the course of the meal. The solution to this is to rest most of my breasts on the table. I call this the tit platter because essentially my entire rack is on the table. This is a serious busty girl problem. But guys seem to like it. It’s like a big tit buffet. A rack of lamb, minus the lamb.
3) Button-up tops: Every big-breasted woman will tell you about her various attempts at fitting into something with buttons on the front and the epic number of times that it has not worked out in her favor. The truth is that button-up shirts and sweaters are not our friends. They will never fit. They will never drape the right away. Never. If you see a chesty chick with a button-up that looks like it fits properly, chances are that inside her top there are brave, mighty safety pins holding her tits hostage in there. Every busty woman with a button-up top on will always be one deep breath away from busting her shirt open for all the world to witness her giant knockers. A busty girl problem for sure. A problem for guys who love big tits? Not so much.
2) Wet tits in the kitchen: Inevitably, whenever a lady with big knockers does dishes, her tits are going to get wet. This is because her tits serve as a buffer between the water and, well, pretty much everything else. There has never been a time when, while doing dishes, I have finished and been dry. What usually happens is that I end up looking like I am in involved in some sort of wet T-shirt contest in my kitchen. This is a problem for me. However, my dinner guests usually enjoy my drippy, see-through top.
1) Uncontrollable Jiggling: Jiggling…it happens. No matter what busty gals do (running, walking, sitting on a plane with turbulence, riding on a roller coaster, going over speed bumps in a car, going up the stairs, etc.), our jugs are going to jiggle. It is gravity. It is inevitable. It is a busty girl problem. Even when we consciously try to avoid jiggling, it cannot be helped. Sure, we wear bras to strap these puppies down, but the jiggling still happens. Sometimes, we jiggle just because we giggle. Yep, a healthy case of LOLs can bring about a breast earthquake that sets our tatas undulating. We try to keep our tits in check, but most men will agree that seeing a busty babe jiggling in their direction is a good thing. Heck, it’s a GREAT thing.
Hence, (I love saying that because it makes my findings sound more scientific.) busty girl problems are only problems to busty girls. Most men will agree that they are actually pluses and not problems. Perks of having a big set of perkies, if you will.
