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Some words from Jenna Valentine about her vagina

December 9, 2010 by Maria
Jenna wants your vote for Newcomer of the Year.

Jenna wants your vote for Newcomer of the Year.

Now that the Annual Contest Issue of V-Mag (January ’11) has dropped, the frenzy to vote and get votes is now in full effect. Your fave V-Mag editor (ME!) is buried in mail-in ballots, and my inbox is flooded daily with emails from all big01over the world from members, readers and fans casting their votes for their favorite gals. Why the extra-crazy frenzy this year? Mayhap it has to do with the fact that we introduced six new categories. Along with the three traditional award categories (Model of the Year, Newcomer of the Year and Plumper of the Year), V-Mag unveiled Pussy of the Year, Ass of the Year, XXX of the Year, Bush of the Year, Preggo of the Year and Areolae of the Year categories, too. The change has inspired many an email from happy readers who like the opportunity to vote in extra categories.

The new category lineup has also inspired many a funny campaign from nominees. One nominee in particular, Jenna Valentine, has taken to the Internet to get her fans to vote for her. Nominated for 2010’s Newcomer of the Year and or Pussy of the Year, Jenna sent yours truly an email about what it would mean to win.

hi maria,
if you may or may not know, maybe some of the blog readers do cus of my twitter,
i am obsessed with child pageant tv shows like toddlers & tiara's.
i decided my vagina and newcomer of the year title are obviously
just as important as winning ultimate grand supreme at a child pageant.
aka very important.
enclosed are my extremely serious pictures.
i hope my vagina wins a tiara.
love
jenna

And there you have it, folks. If you have not already voted, you might want to consider voting for Jenna’s vagina because, frankly, I’d like to see it in a tiara…wouldn’t you?

lol

xoxo, Maria

Jenna's Vagina wants your vote for Pussy of the Year.

Jenna's Vagina wants your vote for Pussy of the Year.

Jumpin’ juggies!

November 18, 2010 by Elliot James
Freeze-framing flying boobs is an art form. At least to me.

Freeze-framing flying boobs is an art form. At least to me.

Sure, I’m always impressed when NASA’s latest space shuttle takes off or a cruise line unveils its latest gigantic ship. But those are yawn-inducing events compared to seeing Taylor Steele’s boobs launch into the air, as this bouncy picture illustrates. I can’t think of any sight more impressive than that. Renee Ross did a nice jump shot in the December ’09 Voluptuous. Airborne breasts are definitely on my list for further scientific research in a future episode of SCOREtv.

Taylor is in the running for both SCORE and V-Mag Newcomer of the Year, which were just announced in the January ’11 editions of both magazines, and she’s already begun campaigning for the award on YouTube. With so many worthy Newcomer candidates from 2010 vying for  votes, it looks like this erection season is going to be a hard one.

HEY! You’re a WINNER!

October 16, 2010 by Maria

Bailey Santanna is one gal who can inspire hundreds of emails.

Bailey Santanna is one gal who can inspire hundreds of emails.

About two weeks ago, we announced that an autographed copy of Bailey Santanna’s September 2009 Voluptuous was up for grabs for a SECOND time because it was previously unclaimed by the first fan who won it. Something pretty nuts happened.

YOU GUYS WENT APESHIT.

That is the only way to describe the flood of emails we received about this contest. (We even got a picture of a gentleman in a kilt! A special hello to you, boob-loving guy in a skirt!)

With every day that passed, more and more emails came as more of you entered…

and now, we have chosen the lucky winner of this most-sought-after of prizes.

So, G.V.P. of Clifton, Virgina

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE A WINNER!

We hope that you thoroughly enjoy your prize.

We’d high-five you, but we are pretty sure your hands will be busy.

Thank you to everyone who entered and do not lose faith if you didn’t win this time…

there are more contests coming soon.

xoxox,

Maria

A prize that was never claimed…UP FOR GRABS ANEW!

October 4, 2010 by Maria
You could win an issue of V-Mag autographed by Bailey Santanna! YUM!

You could win an issue of V-Mag autographed by Bailey Santanna! YUM!

Have you ever heard of the saying, “Their loss is your gain”? Well, today that phrase pays off for all you blog readers. Why? Because we tried to award a certain boob-lover his September 2009 Voluptuous signed by the one and only BAILEY SANTANNA and he gave us the wrong address THREE TIMES. (Way to go, buddy.)

So, this prize is now up for grabs once again. And for those of you who love Bailey, you know what a great prize it is. This lovely lady, star of the movie K-JUGS, is a fan favorite because she is beautiful, busty, horny and a nerd. (She admits to loving Star Trek, and that makes her alright by me!)

So let’s try this again, shall we, gentlemen?

You could win a copy of the September 2009 issue of V-Mag (with Bailey Santanna on the cover) SIGNED BY BAILEY! If you would like to get your hands on this Sept. ’09 issue of V-Mag, autographed by cover girl Bailey, all you have to do is shoot me an email at blog@scoreland.com with the words BAILEY SANTANNA GIVEAWAY in the subject line. Be sure to include your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B.. I will choose a winner at random and then I will send you your autographed copy of V-Mag ASAP! The deadline for all entries is Oct. 15, 2010.

Check out the video below of Bailey signing her mag when she visited our studios while filming K-JUGS!

Good luck guys!

xoxo

Maria

CHERRY BRADY GIVEAWAY WINNERS ARE HERE!

August 22, 2010 by Maria
The SCORELAND Blog team (Dave, Maria and Elliot) couldn't participate in the giveaway, but we did get to hang out with Cherry, so, it ain't all bad.

The SCORELAND Blog team (Dave, Maria and Elliot) couldn't participate in the giveaway, but we did get to hang out with Cherry, so, it ain't all bad.

I will be the first to admit that just the words CHERRY BRADY make me hyperventilate a little and make my little heart do flippity floppities in my chest. But after being inundated in the plethora of email entries for this contest, I know that I am not the only one breathin’ heavy over this lil’ lady. (And yes, I used the word PLETHORA. And I will give some extreme brownie points to those of you who know what the best movie quote of all time using the word plethora is.)

Now, so that everyone understands how awesome this contest actually was, we got Cherry (WHO IS AWESOME!) to sign three Voluptuous mags that she was on the cover of and one copy of Ultimate Cherry, which is one hot XXX-fest that I enjoy watching. So, there are actually FOUR winners of this contest. And just so that you understand that it is fair, I chose the winners at random. There was no premeditation, there was no playing favorites. (Besides, no one sent me bribes. lol)

So without further ado, a hearty congratulations goes out to our winners:

  • G.V.P. from Clifton, Virginia won the signed copy of the Nov. ’04 V-mag.
  • D.S. from San Angelo, Texas won the signed copy of the Feb. ’03 V-mag.
  • D.W. from Bronx, New York won the signed copy of the Sept. ’05 V-mag.
  • T.S. from Fort Atkinson, Wisconsin won the signed copy of Ultimate Cherry.

Enjoy your prizes, boys and look out for more amazing giveaways soon!

xoxo

Maria

IT’S A CHERRY BRADY GIVEAWAY EXTRAVAGANZA!

July 28, 2010 by Maria

DEAR FELLOW BOOB LOVERS:

It is has been a while since I have done this but…I HAVE GIVEAWAYS AND GOODIES FOR YOU! YES! YOU!

Okay…so Cherry was here recently, and she and I got to chatting, and then I kind of got lost in the Cherry Brady haze of awesomeness and then EUREKA! It hit me! What if I got Cherry to sign some of her mags and DVDs so I could give them to you? (Naturally, these kind of ideas come to me because I am not only horny but brilliant!) But before I could do that, I had to fulfill my fantasy and get Cherry’s SCORE tank-top soaking wet. I mean, like, dripping. (So I, along with my helpful studio volunteer, squirted Cherry with water continuously.) So all this wetness was happening and then she bent over and let us squirt her pussy and ass. (Yes…you haven’t LIVED until you have gotten Cherry wet. Be jealous of me. Envy me. Wish you were one with her wetness. I can handle your disdain! lol)

After all the wet shirt’ness had subsided, I actually thought of you guys and had her sign her V-Mag covers for the February 2003, November 2004 and September 2005 issues. The February and November issues are SOLD OUT, too, so this makes this giveaway even COOLER because these are super collectors’ items. She also signed a copy of Ultimate Cherry, which RULES, because this DVD is mucho caliente and red-hot horny, like Cherry. *sizzle*

And now, here are the rules and information on how to enter this giveaway. You can only win ONE of FOUR prizes offered in this giveaway. Prizes will be distributed at random. I will be choosing four winners at random and will send you your autographed prizes lickety-split. TO ENTER: Please send your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B. to blog@scoreland.com with the words ULTIMATE CHERRY GIVEAWAY in the subject line. ONLY ONE ENTRY PER EMAIL, PLEASE! The deadline for all entries is August 18, 2010.

Good luck, boob lovers!

xoxox

Maria

ps. I hope that our long-time blog friend, Viggo, appreciates the shout out. 😉

Contests…love ’em, hate ’em, can’t live without ’em?

June 25, 2010 by Dave
The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest wasn't even a contest when Rocki Roads became the first winner in 1996.

The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest wasn't even a contest when Rocki Roads became the first winner in 1996.

One of the unintended consequences of my blog this past week (“Shocking news from the SCORELAND Blog poll…or am I the only one who’s shocked?”) was a heated side conversation about comparing one girl to another. It started when Frankie said that so and so and so and so were much hotter than so and so, to which Jenna Valentine replied, “You guys shouldn’t say other girls are hotter than others. It’s not like they can’t read this and don’t have feelings.” And then Arianna Sinn chimed in with, “They can’t understand that this is not a competition between us.” And it really isn’t.

But then there’s the dicey issue of poll questions like the one we asked last week about your picks so far for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, and The Top 100 of the Decade contest that was held at SCORELAND and the annual Newcomer and Model of the Year contests in SCORE and Voluptuous. Which, at heart, are competitions between models.

The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest started in 1997 and came about entirely by accident. The editor at the time ran a pictorial showing the top newcomers of 1996, and before he knew it, he was getting hundreds of letters with votes he had never asked for. The winner of that non-contest was Rocki Roads (who, incredibly, beat out Linsey Dawn McKenzie). Since then, the official Newcomer of the Year contest has been a mainstay of SCORE (we added Model of the Year in 2001).

Some models, like Crystal Gunns, really love the awards contests.

Some models, like Crystal Gunns, really love the awards contests.

Judging by the thousands and thousands of votes we get (and the fact that the awards issue is always one of our best-sellers of the year), most of you like the awards contests. Most models do, too. Crystal Gunns actively campaigned for 2007 Model of the Year and was thrilled when she did win.

But there’s a flip side to this, too. Some people ask, “How come everything has to be a competition? Why do we have to compare one girl to another?”

“I hate the contests,” Cherry Brady told me the other day. Cherry had the misfortune of coming along in 2003, the greatest year ever for Voluptuous newcomers. In most other years, she might have won…and maybe she wouldn’t hate the contests so much! 🙂

There are a lot of different aspects to this thorny debate. I love the awards. Elliot James doesn’t like them. I think they’re a way to celebrate our best girls. But, of course, there can be only one winner, so how do the runners-up feel? And how about the girls who aren’t even nominated? How do they feel?

Actually, I want to know how you feel. The SCORE and Voluptuous awards: Should we keep them or do away with them?

Who is the greatest SCORE Girl ever?

January 5, 2010 by Dave
Chloe Vevrier

Chloe Vevrier

Christy Marks

Christy Marks

SaRenna Lee

SaRenna Lee

Linsey Dawn McKenzie

Linsey Dawn McKenzie

Christy Marks was voted Model of the Decade by SCORELAND members, meaning she was the best new discovery of the years 2000 to 2009. Okay, that’s fine. Not much separates Christy from Karina Hart, the runner-up, in terms of boob power, but Christy fucks (and takes it in the ass) on camera, and that probably ended up being the deciding factor (although, interestingly, Karina is opening a big lead over Christy in the SCORE 2009 Model of the Year voting).

But is Christy the best SCORE discovery ever? The thing is, we never had a “Best of the Decade” vote at the end of 1999, so it remains to be debated: Who is the greatest SCORE model ever? That’s what this week’s poll is all about. Christy is representing the decade that just ended (because you, the voters, said so). Representing the 1990s: Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Chloe Vevrier and SaRenna Lee. Yeah, I know, there were other great models during the 1990s, but I’m going to state with confidence that LDM, Chloe and SaRenna were the mega-superstars who were a notch above the others (such as Tiffany Towers, Busty Dusty, etc.). And besides, we don’t have room for a hundred names in the Blog’s poll area.

BLOG POSTING UPDATE: Elliot James, who never forgets anything, just pointed out to me that we DID do a “Best of the Decade” on a smaller scale for the 1990s. SCORELAND members voted, and the top three were Chloe, Linsey and SaRenna, in that order. So there you go. Busty Dusty was fourth and L.A. Bust (SCORE‘s first cover girl) was fifth.

Anyway, vote. Get involved. Whine and complain about who I didn’t include. That’s okay. I’m used to it. By the way, Linsey, SaRenna and Chloe are already in the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame, and Christy is on her way.

Last week we asked, “When you are fucking, where is your favorite place to cum?” A Blog record 778 people voted, and “in the girl’s pussy” won with 40%, followed by “on the girl’s tits” at 23%, “in the girl’s mouth” at 19% and “in the girl’s ass” at 14%. “Somewhere else on her body” received 4%. Me? I’m just grateful when a girl lets me cum anywhere.

Four remain, three to go. How about a big hand for Bea?

December 29, 2009 by Elliot James
She may not smile much but her boobs look happy to us.

She may not smile much but her boobs look happy to us.

The morning I checked the Model of the Decade contest and there she was, popping up in all her glory, Bea Flora. Poland’s pride. The fifth most popular SCORELAND Girl since 2000. I thought she’d be fifth of the five because even though Bea’s beautiful and has a smokin’ busty body, Bea rarely smiles in her layouts, even to the extent of looking glum or unhappy, which is a misperception (I think the not smiling is a Euro-chick thing), but an ultra-serious expression tends to have a subliminal effect on the viewer. Now we are down to four and it’s up to you, SCORELANDER. Who will be voted #4 tomorrow? Nicole Peters? Christy Marks? Merilyn Sakova? Or Karina Hart?

The contest is wrapping up the way most people thought it would end, and the way things are heading, according to most of the predictors, it looks like the final two will be…yeah, you guessed ’em. We’ll know soon enough on Friday morning when the winner and #2 pop-up.

Our CEO John Fox observed the other day that out of the top ten, only two girls have done hardcore (Christy Marks and Karina Hart only in one tit-fuck and handjob scene in Busty Riding Academy which some people might not count as XXX) while Ines and Angela have only done girl-girl. And Sharday and Bea Flora barely opened their legs.

Now Christy has done a lot of XXX the past year but there is something about her that just doesn’t bring the title “porn star” to mind. She’s more the girl-next-door who loves fucking on camera. So being a big-boobed SCORE or Voluptuous porn star like Daphne Rosen or April McKenzie didn’t have much of an impact on a girl’s popularity, at least in this contest. Deduce from these facts what you will, Watson. It’s been more than interesting, considering some of the SCORELAND member poll results.

The Great Weight Debate

December 21, 2009 by Maria

So, it’s awards time round the V-Mag headquarters, and everyone has voting fever. I get tons of emails all day long with people’s votes and opinions and honorable mentions. I will say that the race is a tight one and that even I am getting caught up in the frenzy. While I could chat for hours about how the results are going and who the forerunners are, I will not. (I don’t want to spoil the fun for anyone. So stay tuned for the results in the June 2010 issue of V-Mag, boys.)

However, I will talk about one of the serious contenders for V-Mag Plumper of the Year, and that lady happens to be Sapphire. Not only is she the only model to have swept this category for three years in a row, she is also a Voluptuous and XL Girls favorite, and there isn’t a week that goes by that we don’t get letters about this lovely ginger.

Now, while I only recently met Sapphire on the set of My Big, Plump Wedding, (I was one of the guests at the wedding. 😉 ) I have seen her photos for years while working at SCORE and have seen her evolution from slim newcomer to Plumper legend.

Well, today I was talking about Sapphire with a few people in the office (We were discussing what would happen if she won the Plumper of the Year award for the fourth time), and we got into what I will call the Great Weight Debate. You see, some of the staff remember and prefer Sapphire when she was a slim and stacked redhead in the pages of V-Mag’s July ’03 issue. And some of them say that she came into her own when she returned to V-Mag as a Plumper, like in the V-Mag June ’08 issue.

Now, I am not an expert here, but to me, what it boils down to is tit power. Sure, Sapphire had big boobs when she was slimmer, but her boobs are even BIGGER now that she is a little heavier, and that, to me, is why I prefer her as a plumper. (But then again, I am a curvy girl myself, so I am biased.) And although I appreciate all of her curves, for some of the guys in the office, her fuller frame doesn’t cut it.

We could have discussed this for hours, but I suggested that we take it to the masses, which is why I am going to ask you guys.

So what say you, boob gallery? In The Great Weight Debate is skinny superlative to heavy? Or does rotund outweigh slim when it comes to V-girls? Does it matter? Let me know. xoxo Maria

Sapphire in her July '03 layout of V-mag.

Sapphire in her July '03 layout of V-Mag.

Sapphire, heavier but packing more tit power for sure.

Sapphire in the June '08 issue of V-Mag.