Every time a newbie fucks, an angel gets its wings.
Well, maybe not.
But every time a newbie fucks at SCORELAND, a lot of you get wood, that’s for sure.
Now, the last time I chatted with Felicia Clover, who has such a nice pair of tits and such a KAPOW! in-your-face ass, she was just doing solo. But now…now this red-hot ginger is back and fresh from her first fuck scene.
She chatted with our studio manager Tushna about the first pro-cock she has ever worked over, and truth be told, she had nothing but good and very horny things to say.
You’ll love the part where she holds up her hand and opens her mouth and shows you how big the cock she tackled was.
But my absolute favorite thing about this video is the happiness Felicia exudes.
She is cock-happy.
Isn’t that lovely?
You can check out her first on-camera fuck EVER! tomorrow at SCORELAND.
With an ass like hers and titties that are so, so ripe, Felicia deserves every stroke the stud gives her.
Oh, and she would like to know if you are stroking, too.
Upon further review, Nikki Smith has really big tits.
It seems like only yesterday that I was blogging with Nikki Smith. Talking about how happy she was to be at The SCORE Group. Finding out all about her H-cup tits. Ah, yes, it seems like only yesterday, but in reality it was…
12 FREAKIN’ DAYS AGO!
Yep, that’s how long it takes for a girl to go from “maybe” to “hardcore” these days. Actually, just a little longer in real time.
The timeline…
August 22: Nikki visits our studio for the first time.
August 23: Nikki tugs cock on-video for the first time but gives us a “maybe” to going all the way on-camera.
September 13: Nikki goes all-the-way on-camera.
See her Thursday at XLGirls.com. And a really great month here at TSG just keeps getting better.
By the way, did I tell you who I saw in the studio today, absolutely destroying a bikini top?
So, I told you earlier last week that the phenomenal K-cups of Roxi Red had landed at SCORELAND and I promised you some fun times lay ahead with this lovely lady and her, um, ladies.
Well, the fun times are here.
Prepare yourself for fun.
Are you ready?
Here are the things you will see in this video of Roxi:
Roxi in a white top that I wet immediately, so there are wet T-shirts in this blog.
Roxi’s huge tits just out and about, just swinging around. They’re K-cups…it’s kind of breathtaking.
Roxi topless and trying to hula hoop.
Now I don’t know about you guys, but that sounds like the big-tit circus to me!
But WAIT! there’s more!
Roxi’s FIRST EVER Tits & Tugs photos AND videos are going to be live tomorrow, (Monday) on SCORELAND. So this is like the big-tit trailer to the big-tit showdown between Roxi’s rack and a cock.
It’s so exciting that I giggled like a schoolgirl when I typed that.
So, check out the video below and enjoy the pendulous, ginormous hangers of Roxi Red.
In Angela White Finally Fucks, Angela White finally fucked. Maggie didn't.
The other day, I said to Maggie Green, “Have you ever been so close to two people fucking without actually fucking?”
“No,” she said. “I’ve been in threesomes, but I’ve always been having sex in them.”
Of course, we were talking about Maggie’s three-way with Angela White and Juan in the DVD Angela White Finally Fucks. In that DVD, Maggie jacks cock and tit-fucks cock and, as she fondly recalls, “I even inserted the cock in Angela’s pussy. That was hot!”
It was hot. But I also said to Maggie, “There was something a little third-wheelish about that, wasn’t there?”
She agreed. There was.
Now, you might be wondering why I was talking to Maggie Green. And why we were talking about sex and being a third wheel and fucking.
I mean, after all, this is a girl who, as recently as 2009, didn’t even show her pussy.
Okay, so note that this video is so fresh off the presses that I am out of breath!
But Roxi Red is here and her tits are fucking impressive!
I love being the one to bring you new tits, and these tits are K-cups.
Ks…as in KOLOSSAL. (Come on. I know it’s spelled COLOSSAL. I’m just excited.)
Roxi is a newbie and she popped her modeling cherry with us. She is originally from St. Paul Minnesota and she is 5’9″ and has a pretty tiny waist. Then all of a sudden…BOOM! Her tits are in your line of sight and you are left speechless.
Right about now, I will give the disclaimer that you are not going to see her boobs in this video.
Even as I typed that, I could hear the hisses and boos from all of you.
Rejoice, boob brothers! You will see them on Sunday in my next blog video, in which I squirt her tits with water and she hula hoops for me (and tomorrow, when she debuts at SCORELAND).
See? I deny you tits now, but there are tits in your future, I promise.
For now, enjoy getting acquainted with Roxi and her K-cup KANNONS!
Remember last week when I told you that Rockell was coming and that soon you would be cumming, too?
Well, I always tell the truth.
Rockell arrives at SCORELAND tomorrow and she is nothing short of AMAZING.
Maybe it’s the whole Southern accent or the fact that Rockell is about as sweet as sugar-coated, well, sugar…but this girl is going to charm the fucking pants right off of you.
Oh, what’s that? You’re not wearing pants? Well, that’s very proactive of you.
As for Rockell, she is from Alabama, she likes to Zumba and she likes to wrestle other chicks in mud. She is 22 and has 36G tatas. She also has slightly inverted nipples which she rubs on in the video below. She is new to modeling, and, so far, she loves the getting dressed up and glammed up to give you wood!
I got to sit with Rockell for a minute, and we talked about the things that make her happy.
Then I asked her to do a topless split for me because that is the kind of thing that makes me happy.
Get to know Rockell, and tomorrow, when she goes live on SCORELAND, you make sure to stroke in the name of love for this Southern charmer.
I always get excited when there are new tits to show you. It’s like Christmas but better. It’s titsmas!
This lovely lady and her lovely lady lumps go by the name Rockell, and she will be coming your way very soon.
She has 36G boobies and is 22 years old.
I got to hang out with her on set for a few minutes, and she was loads of fun. First of all, she is from Alabama, so the Southern accent and the Southern charm are thicker than her juicy tits. Not really…her tits are pretty juicy.
Secondly, she is pretty tall at 5’9″, so she has that hourglass, Amazon thing going on.
And lastly, she has a lot of personality. Rockell is perkier than…well, her tits and believe you me, she has some pretty perky, juicy tits.
Also, she looks pretty hot in the SCORELAND babe uniform, right? Mmhm.
But before you go berserk over her, and by that I mean, before you go jerk to her, let me say this:
This video is only about 30 seconds long. lol
You will get a longer, more in-depth video very soon, I promise.
This is a little teaser from me to you. I wasn’t supposed to post it…
but I really needed you guys to see what the future holds for you.
Okay, okay…so for the last week or so, everyone in Florida, and especially here in Miami where SCORELAND HQ is, have been glued to their television sets checking out every update about Tropical Storm Isaac. First it was a storm, then it was a hurricane, then it was a storm again. Each time the status of this storm changed, we either sighed or cringed accordingly.
You see, here in Miami, most of us are aware firsthand of what a hurricane can do. So we watch the Weather Channel continuously and we pray that storms pass us by.
But all this storm talk got me thinking about that Scorpions’ song, Rock You Like A Hurricane, which then led me to think about sex.
It’s funny how my mind works, eh? One second I am thinking about all my stuff being blown away and the next, I am thinking about blow jobs.
What can I say? I have a dirty mind.
Well, then I started thinking about which babes rock a cock like a hurricane. And then I had to conduct an impromptu survey here in the office, because opinions without research are no fun.
Also because when you start thinking about sex, you want to talk about it.
When it comes to fucking guys and gals, Gianna is my favorite XXX diva!
For me, and this is just my opinion, I think Gianna Rossi is the best lay I have ever laid eyes on. And believe you me…these eyes have seen a lot of love but they’re never gonna see another love like hers. When Gianna works dick, she does so with a ferocity that cannot be tamed. Sometimes when I watch her scenes, I have to look away because they are so…wild. They are so hot. There are two things I know for certain and they are:
1) No one puts Baby in a corner.
and
2) Gianna Rossi is a dick champion.
But my opinion isn’t the only one that matters around these parts, so I asked a few of the other SCORELAND Staffers, and this is what they had to say:
Elliot chose Christy Marks as his favorite XXX performer.
Elliot James: Known as the big-boob Jedi Master around these parts, when confronted with the, “Who does the best hardcore of all the models?” question, he thought long and hard and then said, “Christy Marks.” If I was a waiter, I would have said, “Excellent choice.” Elliot said that Christy Marks is his pick because when you watch her fuck, it is as if you were watching her fuck in her living room. Something about Christy is very real. It’s as if each of her hardcore scenes could have happened after a date in her regular life. I agree with Elliot’s thinking on this. Christy is definitely a champion.
Brittany is Fernando B.'s pick for best fuck based on her 20-years+ experience.
Fernando B.: Known as one of our coolest image librarians, Fernando sees a lot of XXX, and when I asked him who his fave XXX performer was, he said Brittany O’Neil. When I asked him why, he said experience. “She has been fucking in the business for over 20 years. She is really good by now.” I have to agree. Ms. O’Neil does bring a certain pro-touch to her scenes.
Ralph, our web marketing guru, says that Eva Notty is the top fuck of all time.
Ralph: I even asked one of our Web Marketing gents, Ralph, to join in on my impromptu survey. His pick? Eva Notty. When I asked him why, he said, “She is just good.” And really, who am I to argue with that?
So what say you, boob lovers? Who is your favorite fuck-goddess and why? Remember, with me, your opinions always matter so chime in!
Krystal's pussy is going to riot if it doesn't get some cock soon. Of course, it does, because Krystal's demands are always satisfied.
When I first found out about what I thought were the Pussy Riots going on in Russia, I got very excited. I don’t think I had an exact vision of what I was imagining, but in my mind, somewhere in Russia, there were a lot of exposed pussies and they were going wild or maybe a bunch of women were gathering in Red Square and protesting something or other by showing off their pussies. Which, I think, could be a very effective means of protest. Let’s face it: men’s minds go crazy when they see pussy, their little heads take over their big heads and they start doing things they wouldn’t otherwise do if not for the presence of pussy. They’re vulnerable. They’ll do anything.
I was only slightly disappointed when I learned that it wasn’t Pussy Riots. It was Pussy Riot, and Pussy Riot is the name of a feminist punk-rock band in Russia that was thrown in jail for three years for speaking out (singing out, actually) against Russian President Vladimir Putin. I say that I was only slightly disappointed because although the Pussy Riots I had imagined weren’t taking place, I still was able to take a lot of Beavis & Butt-head-type pleasure from seeing stodgy old newspapers like The New York Times, The Washington Post and even The Times of London, England forced to use the phrase “Pussy Riot” in their headlines and articles. Can you imagine Queen Elizabeth sitting down for her afternoon tea and seeing headlines like “Pussy Riot Outrage” and “Putin Offers Hope For Pussy…Riot Trial.” (Ellipsis mine).
Of course, at times like these, I can get a little greedy. Things I wish the band had been called instead:
1. Cum-Glazed Mega-Tits
2. Shaved Cunt
3. Tit-Fucked Sluts.
So, for example: “Russia’s human rights ombudsman on Thursday called the prison sentences handed down to three women from punk band Shaved Cunt ‘excessive’ and warned that the case was igniting dangerous tensions within society.”
Or: “Guilty Verdict in Trial of Cum-Glazed Mega-Tits.”
Anyway, to get to my point, I’d just like to point out that there’s a Pussy Riot (and a big-tits riot) going on all the time at SCORELAND. This weekend, for example, Sabrina Linn tries to quell her own, personal Pussy Riot (a riot caused by the fact that her pussy hadn’t had any cock in a day or two) by getting fucked by two hung studs. Then, in homage to Vladmir Putin, she has the two guys Put their cocks In her asshole. The Pussy Riot continues on Saturday with Krystal Swift’s pussy and tits. Then, on Sunday, some lucky guy’s cock gets to experience Krystal’s Pussy Riot first hand. Krsytal’s pussy does not protest, and it ends up getting thoroughly fucked and satisfied.
And isn’t that how it should be? There would be no Pussy Riots or any unrest in the world if everybody would just calm down and fuck. Or spend their weekends at SCORELAND. I guarantee, your cock won’t protest.
The time for the V-mag annual awards issue is here and I am excited. As the editor of V-mag, it is my favorite issue to do because it is, as they say, the whole enchilada. There is a bit of everything and a lot of everything that is good.
There are newcomers to consider and the list of ladies is pretty great. Newbie Roxanne Miller is looking like a strong contender. So is Siri. Everyone’s favorite Latina newcomer is Nancy Navarro, it seems.
The plumpers are always fun because I like women with big tits, and these ladies are packing a lot of punch. Some of the frontrunners who stick out in my mind are Dors Feline, Angel DeLuca and Marilyn White.
There’s the XXX of the Year category, and so many people are talking about Maserati and Sabina Leigh as the ladies to beat.
There are a few subcategories to consider like Ass of the Year and Pussy of the Year, and that always makes voting more fun.
But if you ask me, the hardest category for voting this year is going to be Model of the Year. This year it is going to be fucking hard to choose a winner. I am putting that out there now so when you guys get the urge to send me emails asking why I have made it so hard to choose a favorite, I can say, “I TOLD YOU SO!”
I mean, just looking through the photos has me wondering how this contest is going to be won. It is going to go down to the wire. The winner will win by just a few votes, that is how close it is going to be. Let’s just put it this way: Hitomi vs. Karina Hart? Leanne Crow vs. Renee Ross? Elaina Gregory vs. Jenna Valentine? And that’s just HALF of the lineup. It’s going to be a hell of a contest.
You guys will be seeing the issue around November but know that it is already in the works and that the voting is going to be close this year, so make sure you get your issues early and vote right away so you don’t miss out on the fierce competition.
It’s exciting!
xoxox
Maria
I predict that Siri is going to sweep the Newcomer of the Year category in V-mag.
Hitomi will be the model to beat for Model of the Year in V-mag for 2012.
