Today I want to talk about what I like to refer to as The Great Whipped Cream Debate of 2009.
Is Cynthia's whipped cream use acceptable or too messy for your taste?
(Okay, it’s not that GREAT of a debate, but the title sounds fancy so I went with it.) 😉
You see, round these parts, I find myself enmeshed in these conversations with other editors, art directors and staff, and one of those convos was about the whole food and tits situation.
(Yes, these are ACTUAL debates that happen when your whole day revolves around hooters. Seriously.)
Some people were all for food and jugs making lovely music together.(Like when Annina coated her tits in the Holiday ’08 issue of SCORE.)
And others saw pics of Cynthia Romero‘s foodie boobs from the Jan. ’06 issue of SCORE and raged against it with a fervor usually reserved for our Piercings and Tattoos Debates. (Yes, we have those, too. lol)
“It’s messy and nasty!” said some.
“It’s fucking hot to see a pair of tits covered in sticky, sweet goodness!” said others.
And so the debate raged on and on, and when it was all said and done, it boiled down to one thing and one thing only.
Whipped cream.
You see, whipped cream is that treat that sits right on the fence that separates the foodies from the non-foodies here in our office.
Sam is a whipped cream kinda gal.
All of the staffers who were adamantly against food-on-jugs action said that whipped cream was the exception.
It's a party, and you, Karina and her can of whipped cream are invited.
While looking at a set of Karina Hart playing with whipped cream, the anti-foodies said, “It’s acceptable. Not too much of it, but a little whipped cream is okay.”
And when checking out Sam Spring‘s June ’07 V-mag layout, the food-on-dugs lovers said that whipped cream was a staple for tit play.
“It’s a must. It’s perfect. You can precisely cover a pair of nipples with just a few squirts of that can of creamy goodness,” said the pro-foodies.
So, after hearing everyone in the office chime in on their edible/non-edible tata preferences, I decided that the only way to settle this debate was to come to you, the boob-loving masses, and let you guys hash it out and decide.
So what say you, big-tit lovers? Is food on boobflesh A-okay, or is it a titty taboo?
Is whipped cream the universal peacemaker for this debate?
And moreover, after all this talk of food and tits and creamy, yummy stuff, are you as hungry as I am?
There’s been a lot of turbulence over whether Ashley Sage is a 100% SCORE Girl, most recently in Dave’s November 30th BLOG post. As we reach zero hour on the contests, I’d like to throw in my two boobs worth.
This picture is from a SCORELAND video. Amazing.
Ashley debuted in the June ’09 SCORE but was only on the cover of SCORE in the September ’09 issue, and she shared that space with Ariana Angel and Kali West. She’s been on the cover of Voluptuous by herself twice, April and November ’09. So, yes, there’s been some uncertainty on our part. I do think she belongs in SCORE.
We got a letter a while back from a reader who wrote about both Karina Hart and Ashley. Most of his letter was too rough to publish, but one of his gentler comments was, “Give me a fuckin’ break. I’m fed up with both of ’em until they show me some real SEX!” Well, that’s not going to happen, at least in the immediate future, and it doesn’t matter because thousands of girls these days fuck for the cameras, but huge, beautiful boobs are a rarity. And when you get to the sheer breast size and shape of a girl like Ashley, you’re talking about one in a few-hundred-thousand girls. Sure, there are thousands of girls around the world with similar huge, beautifully shaped boobs, but they’ll never model for a variety of personal, career, social or religious reasons, so what good are they to me? I’m grateful to Ashley simply for showing off her tits in pictures and video. She doesn’t have to.
Another reader wrote to say, “In my opinion, she [Ashley] is the only new babe that can be mentioned in the same breath as greats such as the beautiful Linsey Dawn McKenzie!” I can’t agree with him that she’s the only new babe, but I respect and understand his sentiments. The past year has given us some great newbies: Ariana Angel, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn and Mianna Thomas, among them. Plus, Lorna Morgan and Natalie Fiore are looking bustier than ever these days. Their hooters are just massive and could be just as big now as LDM’s were in her most bountiful years.
Yet another veteran reader/member wrote, “One other thing about Ashley: Cute as she is, she does not appear to know what it means to smile. There is always that straight face that does nothing to entice me. Sorry to say there is no way that I could vote for her as Newcomer of the Year.” Now we’re getting into minutiae. Smiling, not smiling. It doesn’t make that big a difference to me. I like Ashley’s pouty expressions. True, a smiling girl boosts a man’s brain chemistry better than a studious, straightfaced girl, but I’m shallow enough to admit I’m looking at Ashley’s chest 90% of the time. No one seems to mention her beautiful, porcelain-doll face and her flawless complexion. (Like another English girl, Mandy Pearl, Ashley’s a beautician by profession, which means she’s disciplined about her personal skin care regimen.) If Ashley likes to look serious and intense in her pix, I’m not going to let it affect me.
One more comment, this one from an all-praising Scorecard letter: “I just got done jacking to her, and I can say without reservation that she is one of the best newcomers in many years.” No disagreement here. For breasts and face, Ashley is at stratospheric levels. Even if she never shows the pink, let alone anything else, her status is a lock. Lorna Morgan built a successful modeling career without going near a Doc Johnson toy, let alone a guy-girl video. I feel about Ashley the same way I feel about Kerry Marie and another great model, the now-retired Jessica Turner. I’m happy with whatever she wants to do, and I actually wouldn’t want to see her (or Kerry) having sex with a guy in a video. But I love seeing Annina and Holly Halston fuck. It’s that good girl/nasty slut thing.
Anyway, soon we’ll know what the voters have decided. Ashley is in their hands.
This week’s poll asks, “When a girl is giving you a blow job, what should she suck?” Well, I am totally shocked that 25% of you don’t want the girl to go anywhere near your balls. You want her to suck the head and shaft, but as for the balls…no go. I can’t help but think that those of you in that 25% have either 1.) Never had your balls sucked properly or 2.) Are afraid that the girl is going to do permanent damage to your testicles. Which I guess is possible, but I’ve never heard of it. Guys, if you can trust a girl with your shaft, you can trust her with your sac.
Perhaps these photos from the February 2009 SCORE will convince you. In the first, Daylene Rio applies the blow job while June Summers prepares the balls for sucking. Notice how she’s licking the dude’s balls as if she loves them, as if they’re prized jewels. Which they are. In the second, Daylene is still blowing rod, and June is sucking hard on the guy’s nuts. Too hard? No way! June has sucked a lot of balls in her life, and she knows that doing it properly requires just the right suction. Besides, I remember the day these photos were shot, and the studio never called for an ambulance. She also isn’t biting, which is very important. And for you homophobes out there, notice how June is going nowhere near the guy’s tuchus.
Now, really, 25% guys: You wouldn’t want June to do that to you?
June prepares the balls for sucking while Daylene vacuums the cock.
June sucks hard but is careful not to detach the balls from the body. The guy's outer sac provides the needed protection.
Dear Stacked Asian Hotties, Thank you for your exotic looks and lovely curves. Your enticing bodies remind me of faraway, foreign lands full of mystery and adventure. You’re rare gems, and I’d like to take the time to salute your awesomeness. Your striking looks and bounteous racks are things of beauty! Bloom on into busty greatness, all of you luscious Lotus flowers. Me love you, long time. xoxo Maria
Mimi: One of my fave Asian titters.
With her long black hair and tight body, Lena Li is my anime fantasy cum true.
I would stand under Jade Feng's umbrella.
Kianna Dior: One of my first interviews at SCORE and the sexiest Asian gal around.
THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Faith's parents.
THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Hanging out with friends.
It’s Turkey Day…we’ve gobbled down the bird. We’ve watched football. We’ve seen the floats at the Macy’s Day Parade. We’ve helped ourselves to that second, possibly third, helping of pie. And now, we’re bloated and satisfied and pondering what we are thankful for.
Well, because I am so helpful, I am going to give you a list of things that I am thankful for and I’m a fan of show AND tell, so I’m going to give you a little picture show, too. Hope you guys are just as grateful for the bounty of bosoms below, as I am.
Happy Thanksgiving! xoxo, Maria
LET US GIVE THANKS FOR:
Flowers. (There's a flower in this pic, I promise.)
Yoga...of the naked persuasion.
Fruit. Yum!
Tan lines.
Any article of clothing made of Fishnet.
Alyssa Alps...every curvy, sexy, delicious inch of her.
Well, they’re all wearing glorious examples of some of the choices in this week’s poll, which asks, “What do you most like to see a stacked model wearing at the start of her photo shoot or video?” But also, as some of you might have guessed (I’m guessing Dino figured it out), they’ve all been voted off the “Best of the Decade” island over the past nine days.
Now, I’m going to confess something: When Cherry was voted No. 66, then Janet No. 62, then Ashley No. 61, then Alexis No. 59, I was a little shocked and more than a little pissed. I mean, these are great girls, among my all-time favorites, and Ashley (I’m going to give you an inside scoop here) is leading in the early voting for 2009 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
But then I got to thinking. I said to myself, “Self, if Cherry really is No. 66, and Janet really is No. 62, and Ashley really is No. 61, and Alexis really is No. 59, then according to the voters, we’ve had 58 newcomers in this decade who are better than Cherry, Janet, Ashley and Alexis.” And that’s just mindbogglingly impressive. I might not agree with it, but it’s impressive.
See? If you really try, you can put a spin on anything. So, I’d like to thank the “Best of the Decade” voters for pointing out to me just how great SCORELAND really is. Even better than I’d imagined.
Happy birthday, girls! Keep your birthday suits on. Chavon also appears in our sites BigTitHooker.com and TitsAndTugs.com and she stars in the SCORE DVDs Bounce Baby Bounce!,Buxom Sluts and Tits & Tugs 4. French model Vanessa doesn’t appear in any SCORE DVDs, and there’s only one magazine she stars in that’s not sold out, December 2005 SCORE. SCORE remains the only mens’ mag Vanessa has ever posed for. Those French, they have excellent taste.
Kianna Dior has a shaved, pretty pussy and beautiful feet and legs (Maria has featured her in Leg Sex), but Kianna obviously ain’t the bustiest babe in SCORELAND. However, she’s one of the prettiest and she’s definitely one of the hottest, the nastiest, the dirtiest and the baddest. And her Asian ancestry, an exotic blend of Chinese, Irish and Scottish by way of Vancouver, really…uh…motivates me. When Kianna gives a guy a hand job or a blow job, you’re seeing the ultimate raunchy bad girl as pints of her mouth juice pour out over the cock in her hands as she’s giving it a deep-throat tonsil massage down to the balls or stroking it like a sleazy massage parlor hostess. Jerking cock with all kinds of novel grips, spitting on it, licking and sucking balls (not just sucking but getting them inside her mouth), and cum-play, lots and lots of cum-play…well, all I can say is that Kianna shows time after time that she really is the #1 Asian hand job, mouth-job and cum queen. Truthfully, I’d rather see her suck, tit-bang and jack cock than see her fucking.
The perfect cock slut in Hard SCORE 2.
All of your SCORELAND editors have interviewed her (I interviewed her in the video Cummed On Tits In Tight Tops), and she’s nothing at all like your typical hardboiled Los Angles porn star. On-camera or off, she’s friendly, girly and upbeat. How did she get started? She loved watching porn herself, something more and more girls are doing. Kianna told us in 2004, “I’d never even thought about doing porn, although I knew I liked it. Watching it, I mean. I used to take my boyfriend down to the peep shows in Vancouver. He’d be like, ‘Can’t we just have normal sex once in a while, like in a bed?’ but I loved having sex in the peep-show booths. It was so naughty! I didn’t want my ass to touch anything because those peep-show booths are kind of dirty and guys leave their cum behind. But we’d do all kinds of things. Like, we’d get into the booth and turn on the movie, and I’d bend over and give him a blow job while he watched, and I’d make sure I could watch, too. Or I’d turn around and take my tits out, and I’d sit on his cock while he played with my tits, and I’d watch the movie and rub my clit.”
This string is only the beginning.
On SCORELAND, she’s appeared on SCOREtv interviewed by Dave, in the XXX movies Hard SCORE 2 and Big Tit Fuck Fest, and more. She has guest starred on our sites BigTitHooker.com, BigBoobsPOV.com and TitsandTugs.com. One day, I’d like to see Kianna and Minka team up to get pounded by one dude in an Asian boobapalooza breastfest. Whether that ever happens here one day isn’t up to me, but a man can daydream. Kianna’s latest SCORE DVD release is Busty Slut Expo; she’s teamed up with Lexxi Tyler in a hot girl-on-girl.
“I have a good life, and I love what I do,” Kianna said five years ago. I just hope she sticks around for another five years. That’s not too much to ask, is it? I mean, she really does seem to love what she does.
Cassandra from the September ’02 issue of SCORE.
Said Lee, one of the stunt cocks who watered down Cassandra, “She bloody took everything we could do to her and came back for more without blinking an eye. Tony and I were totally knackered by the time Cassandra finished us off. She’s two women in one body.”
Your lewdest and crudest comments are welcome. Or, perhaps, a love sonnet.
