Kelly Christiansen knows that she's the one you paid to see.
Back in the old days (and for me, that was the late 1970s and early 1980s), if you wanted to see a porn movie, you basically had three choices: 1.) Go to a peep show emporium; 2.) Set up your 8mm projector in your basement, watch one of those old Swedish Erotica reels and hope the sprockets didn’t break; 3.) Go to an adult theater.
I don’t know about you, but I usually opted for No. 3., which entailed the following: 1.) Finding a seat as far from another person as possible (for obvious reasons); and then 2.) Sitting there and watching the entire movie (or movies, usually) from beginning to end, meaning all the sex and all the plot/acting in-between, hoping and waiting for something good to happen. And if it did, I’d have to wait another few hours if I wanted to see it again. Watching a porn movie was a very frustrating, very linear experience.
Of course, all that changed with videos and, then, DVDs, and, now, high-speed streaming videos online. You know, there are times when I pine for the days when I’d go to the adult theaters in Bay Shore, New York and Syracuse (the Westcott) and sit there for hours watching Desiree Cousteau and Seka. And then I come to my senses and think, “Idiot, those might have been the old days, but they definitely weren’t the good old days.”
Now, we watch what we want when we want it and in total privacy. We used to have to sit through a half-hour of Jamie Gillis making believe he was acting before getting what we paid our five bucks to see. Now, if I want to see Kelly Christiansen giving a blow job and not watch the setup, I can be there in seconds. Cum shot? No problem. I’m there. Instant gratification, and if I want to watch something again, I do it. No waiting. And no creepy seatmates, either. (One time at the “Triple Treat Theater” in Show World on Eighth Avenue in NYC, I noticed that the guy two seats down had his cock out and was jacking wildly; I moved just in time.)
Which brings me to the point of today’s Blog: How do you watch hardcore (or even solo) videos, either on SCORELAND or on DVD?
I’m guessing that a lot of you watch a scene straight-through (meaning from start to finish) the first time, then for all subsequent viewings, you jump right to your favorite moment or moments. But maybe some of you NEVER watch a scene from start to finsh. Maybe you’re always fast-forwarding and jumping around until you get to the key (jackable) moment. Of course, if you never watch a scene from start to finish, you might be missing out on some good stuff.
B.S. writes: “Thanks for the fast delivery of the DVD Venera’s Busty Debut. She is the wildest tit flopper I have ever seen. Those long, loose tits flapping and slapping at high speeds are a fantastic turn-on. I love the soundtrack with all the very loud tit slaps.
“Her high-energy style has those hangers going everywhere. Her bending-over tit-swinging and standing lifts and drops are awesome. Great camera work on the tit closeups and angles showing every detail. Nice blue-vein views. Venera is an overall beauty. I love her cute face and tiny ass with a full-sized pussy under it. Her ass and pussy cracks are about the same size. Please let us know what is next on Venera’s DVD schedule.”
Filmed in Jamaica, Venera’s Busty Debut was one of the DVDs Melissa Manning pulled out of a Xmas stocking on the latest episode of SCOREtv. Watch the trailer in the eBoobStore and you’ll see why B.S. is a satisfied tit-loving guy, ’cause seeing is believing. Venera is one of the world’s most naturally slim-n-stacked girls, a true wonder.
She was a wholesomely sexy sorority girl in Pounding The Pledges and a fine dribbler in Bounce Baby Bounce!
If you saw Sabina Leigh‘s guest blog, you know she’s back at SCORELAND and with bigger Colorado mountains.
Sabina also hasn’t lost her cowgirl riding skills.
No bucking bronco can throw her. She grabs on tight, tits bouncing.
I know because I just watched this new video of Sabina in hip-grinding, hooter-shaking, hot and hard pole sliding.
Sabina intrigues me because:
A) She studies sexology and developed her own sex toy for females. Dave interviewed her about this. The video is still on SCORELAND.
B) She worked at a porn store. That always fascinates me. Girls who work in adult book shops fascinate me. A few of the models here have done that. Of course, they have to be attractive and have big tits. I’m discriminatory in that way. Sabina used to let me know when the store she worked in had distribution problems with TSG magazines, and we’d fix them. She told me she stopped working there because she felt awkward being in the magazines she was selling.
C) She has the approachable, real-life GND style about her, the opposite of the super-hardcore, West Coast professional porn stars.
Sabina’s big show goes live tomorrow. Don’t miss it.
Now at SCORELAND, Jasmine Shiraz, our resident Jersey Girl, shows how going oily to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy and extremely stiff. What Jasmine Shiraz does so beautifully: A.) Shakes her naturals up and down and side to side with exceptional skill. She could operate an Xbox Kinect with her boobs. B.) Self-sucks and self-licks her nipples with excellent oral talents. C.) Oils herself like a Renaissance artist. I can imagine Jasmine at the New Jersey shore during the summer when she reaches for the bottle of suntan oil.
Natalie Fiore: enough sweatermeat for six so-called super-models.
Every time I see a new photo set or a video of Natalie Fiore, it’s like Thanksgiving. And her breasts just keep growing and growing. I’m in awe of that top-shelf expansion that never seems to end. Nassau, Prague, Grand Bahama Island, Mexico…every SCORE trip she takes, Natalie is bustier. She must need a full-time tailor to fit her. Any takers for the job? Take a number like I did and wait your turn for the interview. I have to throw in that Natalie really knows how to dress to impress. Her choices in tops, and everything else, are perfect. I’d love to do a tight titty-top video with her for SCOREtv one day.
First time XXX vid for Asha Marie @ XLGirls.com
She’s dressed in a tight, low-cut cardigan before the action kicks off, and there’s no better showcase than this kind to display Asha Marie’s sensational trophies today at XLGirls.com. In the video (her first guy-girl XXX) when cam-girl/web designer Asha says, “Put that cock in my tight, little ass,” the video editor should have added a majestic choral music overlay to the audio. “I love my life, and I’m not sure there’s much I want to do that I haven’t done yet but I’m always open to new experiences,” Asha revealed. “I’m happy and I like it when life surprises me. I love sex, especially oral, giving and receiving.”
Two fistfuls of Maserati
Maserati is a fairly recent arrival and someone who had to be in SCORE and V-mag. It’s rack attack time at SCORELAND tomorrow with more bumping and grinding by awesome Maserati in a hardcore special. Sport fucking. It’s the only sport Maserati seems to like. “I am a super girly-girl,” she said. “Playing sports breaks nails!” She sure knows how to put a guy’s nuts in third gear.
Lots of props come in after a Maserati photo set or video. This one by Brad was different than most. He wrote, “It seems kinda weird, but as much as I love seeing Maserati fuck, I’d love to see her in more solo scenes. Obviously, this goddess looks amazing in hardcore, but she’s just so fucking perfect, I want to worship her solo as well!” No worries, Brad. We love solos, too.
And now we come to Amber Bach, who I have always enjoyed seeing in action. Amber is Bach at SCORELAND on Sunday, and she hasn’t changed a bit since she was playing hooky at BigTitHooker.com a few years ago. What’s different in this spankin’ new scene, “Three’s Cum-pany,” is that Amber does her first threesome for SCORE, and it’s a cum-dinger. Hot, nasty and furious, the way a threesome should be. This ain’t the romance hour, and these two dudes are not bringing Amber flowers and chocolate. I have to give Amber 200% props for this one. She’s a real slim ‘n’ stacked steamer, and the way she gets her supple bod into a non-stop series of gym-nasty fucking-and-sucking positions truly impressed me. I didn’t know she was that athletic. I called it a big-boobed ballet of boning. After watching it, I called our DVD producer, E., who I knew was putting together a SCORE threesome DVD for an upcoming catalog, and urged him to add the scene to it.
So “carpe diem,” Boob Brothers. That means “Drop your cocks and grab your socks.”
It’s one of the best and hottest SCORE has made in only the last 20 years.
How many boob-hounds do you know who would fly Angela from Australia to St. Maarten, bring along Maggie Green for the ride and spend a week following Angela with cameras rolling as she did her first hardcore-action scenes?
I’ll tell you. No one else. There is no one.
At SCORE, Angela is a VIP and she’s been a VIP since 2003.
Get yours fast and easy from eBoobStore. You owe it to yourself.
And you’ll have it anytime you want to see Angela treat the hard wood as only she can.
There’s tons of porn stars out there. Most of them look alike, talk alike, think alike, walk alike and most of them bang alike.
But there’s only one Angela White.
Why do you think Angela was voted SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year?
New on SCOREtv on Roku: Christy Marks Gets Fucked!
Did you know there is porn on roku? Today, I’d like to say a few things about Roku. And then I’ll say a few things about the SCOREtv channel on Roku.
I think I was one of the first people, if not the first, at The SCORE Group to own a Roku box (this, by the way, is not the first time I was at or near the front of the line; according to the people who were here back then, I was the second person IN THE ENTIRE WORLD to join SCORELAND). My Roku conversion occurred about a year and a half ago, and I was immediately hooked for several reasons: 1.) It was a great way to watch Netflix streaming; 2.) The thing works. I’ve never owned a technological device that was so easy to setup; 3.) Picture and sound-quality are excellent; 4.) The Roku box widened my programming choices and made me less-dependent upon the satellite-TV company, which has in turn made me happier because, like most people, I don’t quite care for satellite and cable companies. I enjoy calling them up and saying, “I don’t need you anymore.”
Programming choices for Roku keep increasing dramatically, but one thing was missing: Quality porn. Or, more specifically, quality big-tit porn.
See Dors on your big screen!
And then along came SCOREtv on Roku. Developing a private channel for Roku is a bit of a leap of faith. You can start a website and rest assured that just about everyone owns a computer and has Internet access. But with SCOREtv, we had to hope that 1.) A lot of people already owned a Roku box or 2.) Those who didn’t would feel compelled to get one after they found out that SCOREtv was on Roku (base price for a Roku box: $49.99 at Roku.com).
The big news at the SCOREtv channel is that the selection is big and getting bigger. Among the full-length SCORE movies available with your $9.99 membership: Big-Boob Finishing School, Busty Riding Academy, All The Way Renee, Stacked Street Sluts, Tits & Tugs and many more (including teen, amateur and mature movies).
You can turn your TV into a Busty Slut Expo!
Plus, we’ve been adding two movies every week. This week, it was Christy Marks Gets Fucked and “I Fucked Your Wife.” Also added recently: Busty Slut Expo and Full-Figured Foxes.
And these aren’t clips or highlights from movies. They’re the whole kit and kaboodle, uncut and uncensored! Watch them whenever you like. If you’re unsure about how to set up SCOREtv on the Roku, go to SCOREtv.tv, click on “How It Works” and then click on the red button, “Step by step guide here” at the left. A video tutorial will appear and a friendly voice will guide you through the steps. You’ll see how easy it is.
Plug for Roku: Right now, they’re offering free shipping and $10 off the XD and XS models.
Plug for SCOREtv on Roku: Add SCOREtv as a private channel on your Roku and watch Boob Science absolutely free with no obligation to join. Yes, you can watch Eva Notty, Daphne Rosen, Angel Gee, Aileen Ghettman and Contessa Rose fuck for free. DAPHNE ROSEN GIVES UP HER ASS FOR FREE!
I know my satellite company can’t match that deal.
The Breast of XL Girls is an informative, educational and socially important learning guide for both boob hounds as well as for curvy women worldwide who want to improve their sex lives. It’s the most-authoritative DVD yet on the intimate and little-known subject of large ladies engaged in the unbridled joys of carnal knowledge. See what goes on behind the closed doors and shaded windows of the XL Girl.
Written by noted sex researchers at The SCORE Group and starring 26 of the most-popular models from XL Girls magazine, The Breast of XL Girls is an indispensable addition to DVD shelves in every home and every university library.
We have spared no expense to bring you the finest, horniest, sexiest, bustiest, assiest dolls enjoying the most-energetic and boob-shaking poundings and creamings by rigid cocksmen in a new EIGHT-HOUR, 2-disc set. That’s 478 minutes of fucking. I’m exhausted just thinking about it.
Look at this line-up!
Analee Sands
Arianna Sinn
Bailey Santanna
Bunny De La Cruz
Charlie Cooper
Dallas Dixon
Daniella Grey
Dawn Davenport
Gia Johnson
Glory Foxxx
Jade Parker
Julia Juggs
Kristina Milan
Lady Snow
Lisa Canon
Maria Moore
Melonie Max
Monique L’Amour
Nikki Cars
Peaches LaRue
Porsche Dali
Samantha 38DD
Sapphire
Simone Staxxx
Twilight Starr
Vivian Alise
Watch the three-minute trailer at eBoobStore and see these curvacious cuties go to town. Your pocket pal will thank you.
Danielle Derek: superlightweight body, heavy tits.
This is actually’s Dave posting. I’m uploading it for him because his computer blew a fuse while he watched a new, tiny MILF named Cassidy Exe get boned. Having seen Cassidy in the hallway (just walking, not getting boned), I’m not surprised.-Elliot James
“I’m so tiny, men can pick me up and move me wherever they want,” said Danielle Derek, a busty little fuck bunny who can be seen fucking today in “Triple F Encounter” from the DVD Fun Bag Fuckers at SCOREVideos.com. “Guys are very rough with me because they’re able to toss me around in bed. They can maneuver me. I’m so tiny, they can pick me up and move me wherever they want, like against the wall. I wrap my legs around them, and they fuck me against the wall.”
The funny thing is, Danielle isn’t really tiny. She’s actually 5’5” tall, which is average height for a woman. But she weighs only 102 pounds, she has a 23-inch waist, her mouth is tiny, her pussy is tiny and her asshole is tiny, so she makes small cocks look big and big cocks look huge. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched one of Danielle’s anal scenes, like in Big-Tit Glory Hole and Tits-A-Poppin’ (my personal favorite) and thought, “How is she going to get that cock in that asshole?” But, sure enough, she does.
Just the other day, I was interviewing another short ‘n’ stacked girl, Cassidy Exe, for 50PlusMILFs.com. Cassidy is really tiny at 4’11”, 92 pounds, and when she takes a cock in her ass (which she does at 40SomethingMag.com and will do next week at 50PlusMILFs.com), those cocks look gigantic in her tight little hole.
“I once was having great sex with this guy, and I screamed, ‘Oh, your cock feels so big in my pussy!’” Cassidy told me. “When it was done, he said, ‘That’s the first time I’ve ever heard that.’”
Of course, not all tiny girls have small pussies (and not all big girls have big pussies). So what’s the real story behind why some of us like short ‘n’ stacked girls? Why are they special?
This is why plumbing is a good career. Meet Cassidy Exe.
I think it has to do with the “fuck toy” thing. These girls are like little love dolls that we can pick up and bounce up and down on our cocks. We can wrap our hands around their waists and maneuver them on our hard-ons, and it’s not difficult to stand up and turn a tiny girl upside-down so her legs are wrapped around your face and her pussy is in your mouth while she’s sucking your cock.
And, also, big tits look even bigger on a small frame.
Anyway, I’m probably going to spend some time tonight and tomorrow morning watching Danielle’s scene at SCOREVideos.com. Doing research, you know.
Jack while enjoying the CUMFORT of your couch for only $9.99!
You read that title right.
Yes you did.
Because you love tits. And we love tits. And we have a vast collection of the best tits around. And you like that collection. And we make the hottest big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX for you to blow your fucking load to. And you love to blow your loads to our big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX.
You dig?
So, for those of you who have a Roku box (Remember? Dave told you about it a while ago?), the time has come to check out our premium channel where you can watch all the big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX that you like to watch for only $9.99 a month. Yeah…that’s less than $10. That’s a fucking bargain. It’s a fucking fucking bargain.
Think about that for a second.
Allow me to help you do that…
You are in your favorite boxers on your comfortable couch. You have your mighty (if tiny) Roku remote in your hand. You check out one of our fine skinematic masturbateapieces. And then, it is on your screen. Your mighty HD, flat screen. And then, you have huge titties in your living room and these chicks are fucking and cumming loudly. How loudly are they cumming? Surround-sound loud, guys. That’s kinda hot. Your neighbors will be jealous. And then you’re rubbing one out on your couch in your house. That’s what they call CUMFORT. Feel free to look that word up. It’s in a dick-tionary, somewhere.
Say what? You don’t have a Roku? Oh, man…get one. GET ONE!
You can go to their site and check them out HERE and get your Roku for as little as $49.99.
And if you have a Roku and want to get in on our premium channel, you can by visiting SCOREtv.tv or by calling 1-800-421-0760.
But wait…THERE’S MORE!
You don’t just get big tit XXX. You get full-length SCORE, Voluptuous, XL Girls, Naughty Neighbors, 18eighteen, 40Something and Leg Sex movies. That’s a whole lotta porn action for your dick, dude. And that $9.99 a month gets you unlimited viewing of 100% uncensored movies. (Did I mention it’s on YOUR AMAZING T.V.?!?! In your home?!?! Yeah, I might have.)
And now, here comes the moment when I tell you about the FREE STUFF.
If you have a Roku and want to check out what all the hype is about, you can get our premium channel and check out the fucktastic flick for your dick, Boob Science, for FREE.
FOR FREE!!!!
Here’s a little info on your free movie:
It's the boob man's ultimate fantasy flick, a red-hot, hardcore, super-busty take on the classic movie 'Weird Science'. Two super nerds can't get chicks, so they use technology to create one of their own. And then the fun begins. Daphne Rosen stars as the fuck doll with super powers who helps the boys score all the girls of their dreams. First, Daphne gives them some pointers by strap-on fucking Maggie Green in Maggie's first-ever girl-girl scene. Then the boys go from nerds to super-studs as they score newcomers Angel Gee, Eva Notty, Contessa Rose and Aileen Ghettman, all of whom are making their XXX DVD debuts. More than just a jack flick...it's our hottest, most hilarious feature film ever!
So what are you waiting for? Get your free stuff. And in case we forgot to tell you before…you’re welcome.
