Categories for Girl-Girls
March 14, 2014 by Elliot James
I believe that a milestone in big-boob history was made when Joana and Vanessa met for the first time in the Dominican Republic and decided to shoot a game of pool.
Are they huge-chested pool-hall hustlers?
Huge-chested, yes.
Hustlers, no.
The game falls apart as the two spokeswomen from Romania and Poland forge ahead with their summit meeting on the green felt.
There is a lot to be said for international cooperation, although what they do with their natural big boobs may violate the rules of the World Pool-Billiard Association.
Excuse me while I go play some pocket pool and watch their video again.
Joana and Vanessa rack 'em up.
February 19, 2014 by Elliot James
Roxanne Miller and Lavina Dream are a big-boobed dream team. Dressed in hot schoolgirl outfits, they are studying together, but Roxanne is bored and restless. Naughty girl Roxanne leads good student Lavina away from her book and straight to her boobs.The ice cream cone is an inducement to stray today at XLGirls.com. See this creamy set and video plus a bonus video of the girls exchanging bras.
No time for stupid books.
Tomorrow at XLGirls.com: Trinety G. returns!
November 7, 2013 by Dave
Men aren't the only ones who eat pussy. Here, Charlee Chase goes down on Sheridan Love.
According to the most-recent batch of SCORELAND Blog polls, you:
• Like watching girls having their pussies eaten
• Don’t like tattoos. Shocker.
• Don’t care about the size of the guy’s cock in a XXX scene.
• Watch SCORELAND on your desktop computer.
Women around the world will be happy to learn that 84% of Blog readers like watching a girl having her pussy eaten. I’m going to assume that most, if not all, of those 84% also like eating pussy. I base that on the fact that nobody enjoys watching golf unless they also enjoy playing it.
As for the tattoos question, only 54% of you are firmly against them. A surprising 37% don’t mind them. I like a well-placed tattoo. The tit-too is excellent, as is the pussy tat.
I am a very big fan of Donita Dunes' pussy tattoo. I also approve of Sabrina Linn's.
On the cock question, 44% don’t care about the size of the guy’s cock in a hardcore scene. I think those 44% would change their minds if all porn studs had three-inch dicks. Twenty-nine percent want the stud to have a monster cock. But the voters I’m interested in are the 2% who said, “He should be smaller than me.” Is that because you’re hung like a horse or not hung at all?
And, finally, 52% of you are watching porn on your desktop computer. Only 3% are watching on your smart phone. I’m very happy to hear that. Why would you want to see big-titted babes on a tiny screen? Doesn’t it defeat the purpose.
The current poll deals with scenarios. Elliot voted for big-boobed nurse. I voted for big-boobed stripper. What’s your fantasy?
October 30, 2013 by Elliot James
Big Boob Finishing School headmistress Michelle Bond believes that pleasing men requires a great deal of study and training.
The British self-help guru, author and teacher includes lap dance instruction in her manual, “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men.”
But manuals can’t take the place of real practice.
Today at SCORELAND, Michelle is going to train Israeli sweater stretcher Eden Mor in the art of lap dancing.
“Perhaps you are wondering why you are dressed the way you are,” Michelle asks Eden. “You are dressed the way you are because all men love strippers, and nothing turns a man on more than having his girlfriend or wife dance for him.”
The training begins in today’s chapter, “The Art of the Lap Dance.” Plus a behind-the-scenes video with extras and bloopers.
Big-Boob Finishing School: The Art Of The Lap Dance
August 6, 2013 by Dave
Daphne Rosen pops Maggie's cherry in Boob Science, our version of the mainstream movie Weird Science.
My favorite scene from any non-porn movie is probably toward the end of Unfaithful, when the dude with the French accent bends Diane Lane over a table and fucks her right in the hallway of his apartment building. (I mean, did you ever think you’d hear the mother from My Dog Skip beg to be fucked? Me neither.) The scene only lasts about a minute and there’s zero nudity, but it’s still somehow one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen.
Which made me think.
Imagine the hottest, sexiest scene you can remember from any mainstream movie. Now imagine the unedited porn cut of that same scene. Holy shit, I just blew your mind.
I’m all-in with Diane Lane getting it from behind in Unfaithful. Think you can beat it? (Pun intended.) Let’s hear yours. And, hey, if they’re good, maybe we’ll pick a few and recreate the porn versions just for you.
Like this shot from Boob Science.
July 28, 2013 by Elliot James
Rachel Rocketts in her SCORE days, 1996.
The five-time SCORE magazine and Boob Cruise ’98 model and exotic dancer from Dearborn, Michigan (October ’95; October ’96 with Candy Cantaloupes; November ’98 and other editions) has been totally off the radar for over a decade. The last time I talked to Miss Rocketts was in 1999. All I knew was that she was occasionally dancing at a club called La Chambre in Detroit, Michigan,
Then, last week, I got an email from a friend and longtime SCORE reader.
Rachel on Green Cay Island, Boob Cruise '98.
“Hey, Elliot. Interesting thing recently. I spent a weekend in Detroit and, lo and behold, across the street from my hotel was a strip club. I naturally had to stop in and check it out. While I was there, I got dances from Rachel Rocketts, of all people. She was a house dancer, not an advertised feature. She told me she had been in SCORE and done the Boob Cruise. It was a place called Bouzouki in downtown Detroit a few blocks from Ford Field and Comerica Park.
“I walked in and she immediately caught my eye. I asked her for dances and she introduced herself as Rachel Rocketts, which sounded familiar but I wasn’t sure. I named off several big-boob entertainers I’ve met and she knew several of them. She did great dances. Boobs looked pretty much the same. She had blonde highlights. Very pretty woman. If I would have been with her much longer, I probably would have cum in my pants. She said she worked there on weekends of Tigers games. If I get a chance, I’ll go back to Detroit to see Rachel.”
So things aren’t that bad in Detroit, after all, despite the bankruptcy.
And now we know the answer to the title of this Blog.
Rachel on deck during Boob Cruise '98.
February 11, 2013 by Elliot James
Year of the Snake! The cast of the DVD Mamazon The Movie. Get your copy today at eBoobStore.com.
December 13, 2012 by Dave
Holly Halston takes two at SCORELAND and in the DVD My Wife, Your Meat!
SCORELAND Blog readers love giving their opinions (which, I guess, is what blogging is all about). Here are the results of recent Blog polls.
First, one of my favorite polls:Which busty mainstream celebrity would you most like to see in a fuck film? Christina Hendricks, the only good reason to endure the plot-less TV show Mad Men, is the winner with an astounding 53%. I think Dexter is one of the best shows on TV. If Christina Hendricks played Dexter’s sister (rather than the spectacularly flat-chested Jennifer Carpenter), it would be the greatest TV show in history (surpassing the episodes of Maude when busty Adrienne Barbeau showed up wearing tight tops). Dolly Parton tied for second with 14%, pretty impressive considering she’s 66 years old. Sofia Vergara also had 14%. Then came Mariah Carey and Salma Hayek. I would have included Jennifer Tilly in the poll, but she’s been faking cleavage and big tits for years (although I certainly appreciate her efforts).
Several months ago, we asked, “What do you like most about women’s bodies after big boobs?” And the winner was…pretty face at 37%. Who says we men are shallow? “Nice pussy” didn’t even finish in the top three (although great ass did at 22%). I asked Elliot this question and he said, “Their brains.”
Just kidding.
After watching Stephanie Stalls getting double-pounded at SCORELAND, we asked, “What do you think about DP in girl-boy-boy scenes?
Back in the day, Sierra and Autumn-Jade hooked up in one of the greatest girl-girls ever.
Well, talk about a split-decision…41% said they love it. 35% said they hate it. But 17% also said they like it once in a while, so the majority (58%) wants to see some DP. We’ll see what we can do. Not all girls will do DP. Most girls won’t even do anal.
And, finally, the age-old question, “Do you want to see more girl-girl at SCORELAND?”
You know, I’m always getting letters from guys asking for more girl-girl. And whenever I do, I think, “Unless times have really changed, these guys are in the minority.” Well, they are because 58% turned their thumbs down to more girl-girl.
So, to recap, most of you would like to see Christina Hendricks getting DP’d. I’m definitely in favor of that.
November 6, 2012 by Dave
Newcomer Charley J. Matthews gets my vote.
Today is that day. You know what day I’m talking about, especially if you’re from the United States. It’s that day you’ve been hearing about for the past four months and don’t even want to think about. That’s why you came to SCORELAND, not to read more about that day but to avoid that day.
So I’m going to help you. I’m going to provide a respite from the noise. I’m going to tell you that no matter what happens tonight, there’s always tomorrow. And in these parts, yesterday, today and tomorrow always mean big tits.
Tahnee plans to celebrate Erection Day by inviting an erection into her ass!
Yesterday, newcomer Charley J. Matthews debuted at SCORELAND. Charley is from Wisconsin, and I could tell you what’s going on in Wisconsin today but…hey, like I said, I’m not going there. The Green Bay Packers are from Wisconsin. Cheese is from Wisconsin. Charley is from Wisconsin. Paul Ry…nope, I’m not going there.
Kelly and Lana ask, "Can't we all just get along?"
Today, Tahnee Taylor, a 40something divorcee with big naturals, is new at XLGirls.com. Tomorrow, Tahnee gets fucked in her ass. Tahnee told me, “I’m a shy girl, but I love getting fucked in my ass.” You know, these days, with all the political ads on TV and all the promises, a voter can feel like he’s getting fucked in the…oooops, sorry. I promised I wouldn’t go there.
And tomorrow at SCOREVideos.com, a classic girl-girl scene featuring bosom buddies Lana Lotts and Kelly Madison. There’s nothing more American than two hot, busty chicks getting it on with each other. Lana is a blonde. Kelly is a brunette. And if a blonde and a brunette can get along and even kiss and suck each others’ tits, even people of different political persuasions can…fuck! I almost went there again!
Happy Erection Day. Oh, by the way, voting for the SCORE and Voluptuous awards is going on now at SCORELAND. So far, there have been no reports of voter suppression.
September 15, 2012 by Dave
In Angela White Finally Fucks, Angela White finally fucked. Maggie didn't.
The other day, I said to Maggie Green, “Have you ever been so close to two people fucking without actually fucking?”
“No,” she said. “I’ve been in threesomes, but I’ve always been having sex in them.”
Of course, we were talking about Maggie’s three-way with Angela White and Juan in the DVD Angela White Finally Fucks. In that DVD, Maggie jacks cock and tit-fucks cock and, as she fondly recalls, “I even inserted the cock in Angela’s pussy. That was hot!”
It was hot. But I also said to Maggie, “There was something a little third-wheelish about that, wasn’t there?”
She agreed. There was.
Now, you might be wondering why I was talking to Maggie Green. And why we were talking about sex and being a third wheel and fucking.
I mean, after all, this is a girl who, as recently as 2009, didn’t even show her pussy.
Why would I be talking to Maggie Green about sex?
Hmmmm…
