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Melony Melons fucks today at SCORELAND as she closes in on 10,000 dicks

April 21, 2023 by Dave

Melony can assure you that there is sex in the champagne room.

Nicky Rebel fucks busty MILF Melony Melons today at SCORELAND. He shouldn’t feel so special. Fortunate to fuck such a sexy woman, yes, but not so special.

“I want to eventually break the top five list of most people fucked,” Melony told us. “I’m nearly at 10,000 dicks. That puts me at number six.”

But who’s counting?

Obviously, she is. She was a stripper in Los Angeles, so…

“I was quite popular in the VIP room, so me and my best friend figured it as eight years, five nights a week, 40 weeks a year at five VIPs per night. It came to 9,689. That’s a lot. That’s either embarrassing or proud, I’m not sure which one. But it’s a big number!”

And if you were her fourth or fifth VIP on some nights…well, that goes well beyond sloppy seconds, although I have to ask her next time I see her: “Did all of those guys actually fuck you or did you give some of them blow jobs or hand jobs? Were some of them tit-fucks?”

Anyway, now she’s doing porn. She says the people who know her wouldn’t be surprised. They’d ask, “What took you so long?” Well, I’m guessing she wanted to fuck everyone else, first, before she got to porn studs.

 

 

 

Xena Zoraki’s huge naturals are a pair of tape-measure blasts

April 15, 2023 by Dave

How big do you think Xena’s tits are?

Xena Zoraki says she has G-cup tits. I say, “Xena, you need to get those babies re-measured.” I’d be happy to do it for her, although my eye test says her huge naturals are at least J-cups, maybe more. In Xena’s hardcore scene at XLGirls.com, posted just one day after her solo debut, her guy tries to measure them by stuffing his face in her cleavage. That’s one way to do it. The best way. Another way is to 1.) Measure your cock when it’s hard; 2.) Put it between her tits. That sounds very unscientific but fun.

Basically, Xena knocks my socks off.

 

 

Tanya Virago: Tits for tips

April 14, 2023 by Elliot James

Tanya gives Radek the biggest tip of his life.

Tanya Virago is touching up her makeup when Radek, the room service waiter, shows up with her Martini. She takes a sip and approves. Radek then holds his palm out for the customary tip. What happens next is every room service waiter’s fantasy, and it’s not getting $5 for a $20 cocktail.

I asked Tanya for an interview and she made my day by finding the time to do it. Here’s a piece of it.

SCORE: Do women ever ask you if they can touch your boobs?

Tanya Virago: Great question. You will be surprised, but it is women who always ask permission before touching my breasts, and believe me, this happens quite often.

SCORE: Who licks pussy better, men or women?

Tanya Virago: From my point of view, men lick pussy better than women, especially when they really want to please us or bring us to orgasm.

SCORE: On a regular day, how do you dress when you go out, low-key or sexy?

Tanya Virago: It all depends on my mood and what I have planned to do. In my personal life, I dress differently: sometimes sexy, sometimes comfortable.

Sofia Lee: Czech cutie has boobs and booty

April 8, 2023 by Elliot James

Czech girls could be the most uninhibited in the world.

Sofia Lee is a beauty who enjoys making porn in the tradition of Zuzanna, Marketa and other big-boobed Czech porn pioneers who led the way after the Communists were kicked out during the Velvet Revolution.

She’s cheery, bright-eyed and bouncy. I like how she cooed when X-Man Ridge Crix boned her.

As Dave once blogged, “You know what they say about Czech chicks: The ones who haven’t done porn are the unusual ones.”

And unlike most American porn dudes, the Czech studs eat at the Y and look like they enjoy doing it.

The best place to rest your face.

 

 

Breaking bra news: Florida Man finds stress relief with super-busty blonde Victoria Vale

March 31, 2023 by Elliot James

Victoria Vale comes to Peter Fitzwell’s rescue and leaves him a happy chappy. Peter needs the kind of relief that only a hot babe with really big tits can provide. Victoria fulfills his mega-boob fantasies.

Victoria’s SCORE debut was in 2017. She did her first XXX scenes here in 2021. I talked to Victoria about this new scene and more.

SCORELAND: So, Victoria, what did you think about the scene with Peter?

Victoria Vale: So sexy! Peter is fantastic on- and off-screen and WOW! what a cock he has!

SCORELAND: Has a guy ever been so excited by you that he came before sex?

Victoria Vale: Yes, especially if there is a lot of foreplay with my boobs!

Victoria loves cock between her huge tits.

Announcing the winners of the 2022 SCORELAND Awards

March 30, 2023 by Dave

You could say Joana fucked her way to the top. That’s a compliment.

When Joana Bliss fucked on-camera for the first time almost a year ago, one question was answered: Would she ever go all the way?

But another question was left unanswered: Would that be enough for her to unseat two-time winner Cheryl Blossom as 2022 SCORELAND Model of the Year?

Up until the final hours of voting, we didn’t have the answer. But now it can be said that Joana scored the narrowest of victories over Cheryl Blossom, winning by merely three votes.

Katy Ann finished third followed by Molly Evans and Amber Alena.

Newcomer of the Year was very close, too, and going in, I had no idea who would win. It turned out to be a six-way race between Crystal Chase, Demora Avarice, Helena Hope, Isa Gomez, Violetta and Natasha Nice, and I gotta say, I’m surprised Katie Rose wasn’t in that bunch. But in the end, the girl with the biggest tits, short ‘n’ naturally stacked O-cupper Demora narrowly won over Crystal and Helena.

We’ll announce the identity of the new Hall of Fame inductee after the SCORE magazine voting is complete, but it’s looking like there’s no stopping Hitomi. I’d be shocked if she didn’t win.

Congratulations to Joana and Demora, and congratulations to Cheryl, too, for an impressive run. Hitomi is the only three-time SCORE Model of the Year, and Cheryl came very close to a three-peat.

Demora shows off the assets that won her Newcomer of the Year.

 

 

 

The uber-busty wet-dream date for mega-boob lovers

March 24, 2023 by Elliot James

Jessy Bunny demonstrates her magic skills, making this dude’s salami completely disappear from sight in today’s hardcore anal scene. No one can ever say Jessy’s not a fun date.

I could probably do an eight-page photo spread in SCORE magazine about girls who look down at their tits like this…without a dick between them.

“I love how tipsy I have become,” Jessy told me. “Like, because I can’t see what is in front of my feet, I often trip over something. Or because I often don’t realize how big my boobs are and I touch a person with them by accident. This shows that my boobs are even more slutty than I am. I love to show my boobs and wear tight clothing with a lot of cleavage.”

 

A-Bra-cada-Bra. Jessy does her disappearing act for this dude.

Can you imagine having a porn star like Angel Wicky for a girlfriend?

March 17, 2023 by Dave

What if Angel Wicky were your girlfriend?

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a girl like Angel Wicky as your girlfriend? Would the sex be non-stop? Or would she come home worn out from fucking on-set all day? Could you keep up with her? What would happen the first time she asked you to fist her pussy or fuck her ass? Would you be intimidated? I once dated a former stripper, and I have to admit, I was a little intimidated. It didn’t bother me that she had probably sucked off other guys in the champagne room at the clubs. But I did wonder if I could keep up with her. Do you think you could keep up with Angel?

My take on this is that if the porn star you were dating was Angel, you’d have a pretty easy go of it. Angel is not a diva or a prima donna. She’s probably used to guys being a little intimidated by her, so she’d probably nurse you along, build up your confidence, not demand that you fuck her for hours on end without resting. She’d probably put on a fisting show before you fisted her (FYI, there’s a clip of Angel fisting herself in the eBoobStore.com clips store). She wouldn’t make fun of your pathetic little cock (if that’s what you have) and come home telling you about all the cock she sucked and fucked that day (unless you wanted to hear about it).

And I’m guessing she would never say, “I’m too tired. I’ve been fucking all day.” She’d save some pussy for you.

Today at SCORELAND, now-redheaded Angel is a sexy therapist. Other great sex therapists in TSG history are Daphne Rosen and Bea Cummins. Dr. Wicky proudly joins their ranks.

 

 

Watching Violetta fuck is like watching Valory Irene fuck

March 10, 2023 by Dave

Violetta does the reach-around.

Am I the only one who sees a similarity between Violetta and Valory Irene? That might be the case since I seemed to be the only person who thought Paige Turner and Amaya May looked alike. I don’t think Violetta and Valory look similar facially, but I do think their bodies are similar, especially when it comes to the shape of their beautiful naturals.

I bring this up because seeing Violetta sucking and fucking, which is what she’s doing today at SCORELAND, allows me to imagine what it might have been like to see Valory go all the way (the furthest she went was a tug job and tit-fuck scene). Not that Violetta isn’t wonderful all by herself, but the Valory connection adds to the fantasy.

Or am I seeing things?

Hall of Famer Valory Irene

 

 

Jennifer Mendez makes her SCORELAND debut by taking a cock up her ass

March 3, 2023 by Dave

Jenny’s a handful.

Jennifer Mendez, who’s stacked and beautiful, makes her long-awaited SCORELAND debut today by sucking, fucking and taking it up the ass. It ends with an anal creampie. Now that’s what I call going in with a bang!

Jennifer is from the Czech Republic, which comes as absolutely no surprise. Czech girls do porn like American girls do…TikTok? Does that make any sense at all?

Here are some of the things I learned by reading Jennifer’s model info sheet.

She was born in Brno and lives in Prague.

She calls herself Jenny.

She shows off her tits when she goes out and likes the attention that attracts.

She has sex three times a week and enjoys it in the missionary and doggy-style positions.

She once had sex in a lookout tower.

And she loves anal. I already knew that.