In part two of our chit-tit-chat with sexy Arianna Sinn, the sultry sizzler reveals some of her personal plans for the near future back home. Congratulations, Arianna! (No, she’s not getting married, thank hooter heaven.) In that dress, Arianna reminded me a little of Marilyn Monroe from the subway grating scene from The Seven Year Itch. If Monroe was an amazingly busty brunette Romanian beauty in a red, not white, dress, that is. Too bad Arianna wasn’t standing over a subway grating so her dress would parachute when a train rolled by. Mult’umesc foarte mult, Arianna.
Today, Arianna’s bosom buddy Lana Ivans wears the kind of clothing that more girls should wear. We love a girl who loves her bod. Imagine the chaos Lana would cause walking past a construction site in a crowded urban area if she dressed like this. How about an anti-government rally in Cairo? No way. This 85 image pictorial is from the April ’11 SCORE, now showing on SCORELAND. That Lana Ivans, she’s the kind of incredibly sexy girl some fathers would want to put in a convent. Fortunately for all of us, that hasn’t happened. Thank your lucky stars, Boob Brothers.
I could listen to Arianna Sinn talk all day. Talk about anything. Her tits. Corn. Her co-stars in Big-Boob Finishing School. BustyArianna.com. Sex. Life in Romania. Anything she wants to talk about. This video is in two parts. Drop by tomorrow for part two.
I like to hear SCORE Girls speak. Always did. The female voice has always had an effect on me and when they have accents that could melt titanium, the effect is amplified. Like a sailor drawn to the siren. Arianna’s Romanian accent is not only sexy, it’s relaxing. However, not everyone feels the same way. The other day, an email came in and the gist of it was that the writer just wanted to see the girls posing, playing with themselves or in XXX scenes. He had no interest in interviews or listening to the girls speak. “Let’s get on with it,” he wrote. “Models should be seen and not heard.” I guess he doesn’t watch those late-night TV infomercials with sexy models selling boner pills either.
I didn’t agree with his point of view at all and his request to hush ’em up. Hearing models chat with another person, whether it’s in a real-life conversation (like SCOREtv or a Blog vid) or with another person in a video scene or just by themselves jack-talking in a solo video is one of the great simple pleasures of life. Some of my favorite voices belong to Kerry Marie, Linsey, Kianna Dior, Cherry Brady, Angela White, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Daylene Rio, Kitana Flores, Annina, Jenna Valentine, Brandy Talore and Eva Notty also have ultra-sexy, distinctive voices. There’s many more. I’m sure you have your favorites too.
Happy Birthday shout-outs to Devin Taylor (Devin Takes South Beach), Sunshine (Bounce, Baby Bounce!) and Lola Lush, all March 2. Have a great day.
In the opener of Shyla Shy’s new vid now showing at SCORELAND, Shyla (Mamazon) tells our studio manager T that her 36F-cup breasts don’t enhance her sex life. And then Shyla actually says that she wishes her boobs were smaller! No, this is not a script. This is real. Heaven forbid any chance of Shyla doing something foolish in the future. (Let’s not even get into that.) T realizes that Shyla needs emergency intervention, motivation and training right there on the spot in how to appreciate and love her own tits. To be busty and proud. There are girls with B-cups running with their credit cards in hand to plastic surgeons to get C-cups and here genetics have blessed Shyla with magnificent F-cup hangers that many girls would love to have.
T is not going to let Shyla continue with this negativititty and boob self-prejudice. One of T’s training methods is to have Shyla try different breastercises on the bed, and specialized tit and nipple conditioning techniques. Then T exits and a male trainer takes over Shyla’s emergency training with another set of very special exercises. Fortunately, he has the right tool for the right job.A straight shooter, what he has for Shyla should stick. The question is: will they succeed in changing Shyla’s attitude and lift her out of her mammary malaise, her boob-blues? Tune in to this horny intervention, friends, and pray, pray like you have never prayed before.
A big birthday shout-out goes to Sabina Leigh of Pounding The Pledges (February 27) and Mianna Thomas, Las Vegas’ biggest natural (February 28). Make it a bra-buster B-day, ladies.
What is the miracle of this grain called corn or maize?
Romanian babydolls Arianna Sinn and Lana Ivans say in Part 2 of today’s video that it gives girls big tits. Looking at Arianna and Lana, we would be schmucks to refute their claim. We were reluctant to release this secret information on the SCORELAND Blog for fear it would cause the price of corn to skyrocket worldwide after those sleazy Wall Street futures traders read this.
Czech Republic citizen Sophie also says beer is good for breast growth. But not just any beer, Sophie points out. It should be dark or black lager. The kind a spoon can practically stand up in. There’s something to this beer claim. In Bulgaria, a brew called Bohza lager, based on a traditional Bulgarian drink, is claimed to stimulate boob growth. Popular with the ladies, it’s made from fermented millet or fermented maize. There’s that corn connection again.
In Ukraine, they claim that cabbage stimulates hooter development. We’ll buy that, too, looking at Merilyn and Valory.
In Part 4 of our chit and chat with Sophie Mae (who just celebrated her birthday yesterday), we come to what everyone, especially Stefan, has been waiting for, and I don’t have to tell you what that is. Belly dancing teacher Sophie also demonstrates her wonderful belly and hip control. I wanted to reach out and stick a few bills in Sophie’s shorts while downing shots of ouzo. Her waist-to-hips ratio really adds up to the right numbers. I’d love to see Sophie play with one of those Shake Weight dumbbells. Play on! Thanks, Sophie!
The story behind this video is that I told Daylene Rio I was going to bring the Blog camera into the studio and interview her while she was fucking. She said, “Great! It’ll be fun.” And then, I’m sure, she completely forgot that I even existed because she was having sex, and not with me. Never with me, right? In this video, I’m standing inches away from a hot chick while she’s getting dicked every which way (okay, not every which way; just missionary), and I have to keep my dick in my pants. Kinda reminds me of the old days in the early and mid-1980s when Show World, a gigantic peep show emporium on 42nd Street and 8th Avenue in Manhattan, had live sex shows, and those of us with quarters got to watch. Super-dirty stuff. I loved it. And we didn’t have to keep our dicks in our pants. Maybe that’s why I enjoy interviewing models while they’re fucking; it takes me back. But I think that’s only part of the reason. The other part of the reason is for you psychoanalysts out there.
Anyway, here’s Daylene, fucking and talking while shooting a scene called “Holiday In Rio” that’s now airing on SCORELAND. Enjoy. I did. But not as much as I would have liked to.
Where does Sophie buy her bras? How tough a chore is it for the pretty Prague dance teacher to even find tittie-hoists that fit? Does anyone else in her family have big boobs? What does she like to eat to maintain that voluptuous yet athletic body? Who checks her out more in public, men or women? Roll the SCORELAND Blog vid and find out, cleavage-fans.
Sophie‘s one of the best European newcomers and because of that, we asked her to be a part of the super-group in the flick Big-Boob Finishing School.
In Part 1 of our 4-part Blog vid series, Sophie talks about her hobbies which include reading science fiction. Great! A girl who digs sci-fi! In her early videos last year, Sophie rarely said anything but Sophie’s English is very good and she has a really sweet voice. Play on, player!
Happy birthday to Brandy Talore (Feb. 2) and Deborah Blue (Feb. 3). When Dave and I interviewed Brandy in 2003 (when we used to do our critically acclaimed, award-winning two-man interviews), we never would have guessed in a hundred years that Brandy would become a porn star in hundreds of XXX vids. And while Brandy keeps plenty busy, Deborah Blue has completely vanished. See, you never know!
Brandy is still hanging beautifully since her SCORELAND debut in 2003.
Not a peep from Deborah who lives in Germany. Win some, lose some.
Stacked Romanian cutie Lana Ivans, on location for our movie Big-Boob Finishing School, plays tell and show for the SCORELAND Blog videocam. Her Romanian is much better than our Romanian. Today on SCOREVideos, Lana is “A Busty Fantasy” for one snoozin’ dude in a hardscore hooterama. This is Lana’s second full-sex scene and it disproves the myth that snoozin’ leads to losin’. Yes, little Lana is a myth-buster. Mulţumesc, Miss Ivans.
Lana claims that corn is responsible for her boob size. She says she eats a lot of it. But keep that intel to yourself or the price of corn futures will skyrocket. Pick up a copy of Big-Boob Finishing School today. Your pocket pal will thank you. More about this tit-corn connection in a future Blog.
A big birthday shout to Rachel Rocketts (Jan. 29), Bethany Bustin (Jan. 29), Anne Marie (Jan. 29), Anna Jota (Jan. 29), Gabriella Michaels (Jan. 30), Bea Flora (Jan. 30), Sakura Sena (Jan. 31), Taylor Hill (Jan. 31) and Corina Curves (Feb 1).
Meet and greet teenaged titty delight Lexi Summers from Texas. She wears a 36DDD bra. Nice numbers, that.
“I was always getting harassed by the principal for wearing inappropriate clothing,” says 19 year-old Lexi. “And a couple of times a week I was always getting in trouble for cleavage showing or something along those lines.” Now that’s our kind of girl. “I have had a lot of people say that my tits are great, but then again, a lot of guys think my tits are okay and then just go straight for my ass. It really depends on what they like. I think it’s what they enjoy.”
See Lexi’s 59 image pictorial and read Lexi’s great interview with Maria on SCORELAND. And tomorrow, see Lexi again on XLGirls.com. She’s tender and topheavy.
