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Hairy pussies, totally nude and, “If I had to jack to only one girl for the rest of my life, that girl would be_______________”

February 5, 2013 by Dave

Elaina Gregory's bush is overflowing her panties. Do you like that?

I recently took over as the editor of Voluptuous, which means I’ve had the chance to go through the V-mag mail bag. Some interesting stuff.

L.C. from Elmira, New York writes, “I would love it tremendously if V-mag consisted of all bush. If a woman is all-natural on top, then I think she should be all-natural below. There’s nothing more enticing than a hairy pussy. A shaved pussy is just too bland.”

R.S. of Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania writes, “I do not want to see men posing with the women in Voluptuous. I want to see the women by themselves or with another woman.”

He also writes, “I don’t care to see a woman completely nude.”

Huh?

A.L. from Los Angeles writes, “Don’t be afraid to try out new stuff on us readers like: Older women with wrinkles and stretch marks (a woman does not need to be perfect to be sexy!; Pregnant women: If your readers like big women, than a pregnant big woman is even bigger; More bare feet and toes. Women get pedicures for a reason, you know!”

And R.N. from New Jersey said of the April 2013 issue, “As usual, all of the girls are cock-stiffening. One model, however, is so exciting that even when I begin jacking over one of the other girls, I find myself returning to this one beauty every time for the exquisite moment of pleasure when I shoot my load.”

The identity of that girl is not important. What’s important is that R.N. is describing a situation that most of us have experienced: You set out to jack to one girl, only to end up jacking to another girl, either a girl you’ve been jacking to for years or a recent favorite. Basically, you go to your computer, you log-on to SCORELAND, you have every intention of jacking to one particular girl and you end up back at the same old girl, shooting the same old load.

Is there such a thing as jacking monogamy? Or does that defeat the whole purpose?

Fill in the blank: “If I had to jack to only one girl for the rest of my life, that girl would be___________________.”

 

What’s your perv?

January 18, 2013 by Elliot James

Everyone has their thing. Their kink. Their fetish. Their letch. Their perv.

And that thing is different for everyone. Three different SCORE Guys described what snaps, crackles and pops for them in recent “Scorecard” letters.

As you know, we’re already niche people: Big boobs, MILFs, Teens, Booty, Legs and Amateurs. We don’t publish general men’s mags, DVDs or sites.

But their special interests are beyond niche. This is ultra-niche. This is ultra off-the-radar niche.

There are three basic kinds of fetishes: form, media and animate. They can blend and combine, too. Form is the shape of an object, like the shape of a tight corset. Media is material, like rubber or leather. Animate is a body part, like boobs, butts and legs. That’s us! Fetishes can also be scents, flavors and other sensory stimuli.

Letter 1 from S.O.: pool tables

“What’s got me all in a froth I hear you ask? Well, it’s Gya Roberts’ exquisite pool table pictorial, that’s what! I don’t know what precipitated it but for the longest time I’ve had a powerful fetish for girls posing and getting fucked on pool tables. I actively try to seek out movies, scenes, and photos showing this particular scenario but it’s surprisingly slim pickings out there. So when I saw this set of Gya, it was like my prayers had been answered.  I feel that I should point out that I’m not particularly big on the game of pool. I don’t even play it, except very occasionally. There’s just something sleazy about girls sprawling across the baize, playing with sticks and balls that makes me surprised it’s so under-represented in porn. I really wish you guys would do a movie centered on a pool tournament.”

Feature dancer Jada DeVille from December '04 SCORE.

Feature dancer Jada DeVille from December '04 SCORE. Jada is still active and lives in Las Vegas.

Letter 2 from T.P.: sneakers

“Seeing women in sexy athletic shoes has turned me on for decades. Kylee Nash has on a pair from New Balance for me to feast on while pulling my dick. There is no good reason for this. I have jerked off at the sight of babes wearing sneakers like these no matter what brand they are. It especially helps if she has short-shorts on, too. A special treat is to see a honey in a dress, black stockings and white sneakers. I can’t wait to add pictures of my girlfriends wearing New Balance shoes next to Kylee and her mammies, cunt and shoes, then jerk away and cum!”

Kylee keeps her sneaks on for a work-out. T.P. was moved.

Letter 3 from Steve: belly buttons

“I have been a SCORE fan for many, many years going back to before 2000. I remember several years ago, SCORELAND did a special publishing containing some of the models’ belly buttons. Being a belly button fetish enthusiast, I absolutely loved it. I don’t like when women pierce them; that is my anti-fetish. I was just wondering if this is something SCORELAND may try out again. I actually have a theory that all guys love women’s belly buttons, but they don’t admit it for whatever reason. I figured I would throw it out there. Thank you for the years of beautiful women.”

Jasmine Shiraz's belly button is easy to locate. Steve is a purist when it comes to navels. No jewelry.

What’s your perv?

 

Dirty mouth? Goldie has no interest in cleaning it up

January 16, 2013 by Dave

Goldie Ray takes a timeout from talking dirty to lick a nip.

“Get your fucking dick in me, c’mon!”

“Harder, mother fucker!”

“Suck on my fucking tits!”

“Grab a handful of heaven. Get those big, fat tits ready for big, fat dick!”

That’s just a sample of the dirty fuck-me talk that pours out of Goldie Ray’s mouth when she’s in the heat of a SCORE sex scene. I love it. When I watched Goldie’s first video, I immediately emailed Dave about her.

I’ve watched so many XXX videos over the years, I’ve lost count. Even so, I’ve rarely heard a girl with a mouth like Goldie has. I think only Kianna Dior comes close. Most girls moan or repeat comments like, “Oh, yeah…yeah” or the ever-popular “Feels so good…”

Wild is not the word for Goldie, who is not a porn chick out of LA and immersed in the porn world culture and lifestyle. Yet she puts phone sex operators to shame. Dirty talking seems to come naturally to her. One of these days, we need to do an interview with Goldie and investigate this. And she backs up her talk with equally hot sexual athletics.

Looking at her angelic, cheery, doll face, most people would never guess that a torrent of sexual raunch can pour from her lips. Her boyfriends must be exhausted trying to keep up with her in the bedroom.

“She has the all-time filthiest mouth. Everyone should copy how she does it,” Boobman said.

“Couldn’t agree more with Boobman. Every one of these chicks should be talking the kind of shit,” Stymie commented.

The banned “Seven Dirty Words,” as coined by comic George Carlin over 40 years ago, are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, and tits.

George himself would have blushed listening to Goldie. See her today at SCORELAND.

The SCORE voting ends. The Voluptuous voting continues.

January 5, 2013 by Elliot James

The voting for SCORE‘s four contests ended on New Year’s Eve. The voting for the Voluptuous contests continues and ends on January 31.

A number of voters have included their comments, ranging from one sentence to several paragraphs. Here’s a sampling:

Sports-loving Nancy Navarro is a New York Yankees fan.

Indy liked Nancy Navarro for SCORE Newcomer of the Year: “The hardworking, sports-loving, girl-next-door who thinks she might not have the goods to be SCORE (April ’12 debut, Sept ’12, Jan ’13)? Then, add the double-play in Voluptuous (July ’12 debut, October ’12, Jan ’13) and being featured in The Greatest Big Bust DVD Ever #3? Yeah, honey’s got the goods! I’d be really surprised if she pulls something I’ve never seen since I’ve been a subscriber:  a simultaneous Newcomer of the Year winner!!”

S.C. from Sweden writes, “Minka is the best hardcore performer of all times. Nobody is better then her. What a titillating pleasure to watch her fuck!”

G.G. likes Siri: “Classic natural, huge, beautiful and shows everything plus hardcore. Estelle Taylor, Nancy Navarro and Hitomi are awesome and if they showed it all would be beat out Siri.”

Goldie Ray gets props for her unchained sexual linguistics.

K.S. has much to say about his personal faves. “I love Roxanne Miller’s body but Goldie Ray’s enthusiasm for on-camera fucking can’t be ignored. She’s one hot blonde piece of ass who can park herself on my dick any day of the week. Maserati truly is one of those ‘double-take’ models, where the first time you see her you have to rub your eyes and look again because you absolutely cannot believe what you’re seeing. She couldn’t be more perfect if she’d been engineered in a lab. Her tits are simply unreal and in my humble opinion she’s the hottest black girl ever to be in SCORE,  which is saying something. What I wouldn’t give to see her and fellow MOTY finalist Kelly Christiansen gettin’ it on in a chocolate/vanilla lezzie lickfest. Daylene Rio has been a personal favourite of mine (all-time top five, for sure) pretty much since she first appeared. SCORE‘s ultimate busty hooker, she has a look in her eye that says ‘I could suck a billiard ball through a drinking straw.’ What higher accolade is there in the annals of porndom than to receive your own starring full-length XXX DVD? I say team her up with Goldie Ray for the sequel and retreat to a safe distance!”

K.S. approves Daylene Rio.

So now we enter the last month of voting for the V-mag contests. Vote at SCORELAND or use this handy ballot. Make your voice heard, whichever way you decide. Personally, I’m glad I don’t vote. The choices are overwhelming.

Send in the ballot or vote by email.

Sometimes SCORE Men say the strangest things

December 22, 2012 by Dave

Here's Kelly Christiansen with Johnny. I kinda assumed from the giant load he shot that Johnny had a good time.

Letters. We get letters. We get lots and lots of letters.

And some of them are a bit unusual. ’Tits the season, I guess, but these days, I’ve been seeing some unusual stuff. Take this one from R.N. of New Jersey. R.N. writes, “In the write-ups that accompany your XXX layouts, I’d like to see a comment or two from the male partner describing the experience. Just a couple of brief opinions about how this girl compares to other SCORE girls he has fucked. Is she highly skilled orally? How did her pussy taste? Such comments would help me enjoy the girl even more intensely than I would without the comments. I think many readers would like to read a professional stud’s opinion of the lady.”

My response to R.N. was, “Usually, our studs show how much they enjoy our girls by cumming on their tits or faces. Many readers don’t even want to see the studs’ faces. Would any of you like to hear what they have to say?” So I’ll ask you guys the same question. I can usually tell by the action whether the blow job was good and the pussy was tight and the tits felt nice. I just can’t imagine walking up to a stud after a scene, holding up a microphone in his face and asking, “How did it feel?”

You might have to blast a wall with TNT to make a hole big enough for even one of Beshine's tits.

Okay. S.M. from Baltimore, Maryland writes, “How about making a video called ‘Big-Tit Glory Hole, The Sequel’ in which instead of like in the original Big-Tit Glory Hole video where you had guys sticking their cocks through holes and having models such as Daphne Rosen, Jade Feng and others fondle and suck on the mystery cock, let’s reverse it and have SCORE models (naturals only) stick their tits through a pair of holes that are large enough and maybe have the two dudes, two women or the dude and the lady try to guess who the boobs belong to. No hardcore! Just boob-sucking and different techniques on teasing a woman with large breasts with hot and erotic foreplay. This would be an X-Rated video of your finest women enjoying intense boob sex.”

Okay, so let me get this right: We’d see all of the guy but we’d only see girl’s tits? Hasn’t everybody been asking for LESS guy?

Set me straight on this one, SCORE Men.

S.M. continues, “The ultimate goal would be to get the viewer off, of course, and I’m pretty sure that intense boob play will do that. Models will have their mystery boobs sucked, licked, squeezed, fondled and even gently bitten and smacked. Nipple clamps and breast pumps could be used on some occasions. Boobs can be oiled and greased as well. Sounds kinky, eh? The boob play will be so intense that you can hear the models’ orgasms from the other side.”

By the way, how big is the hole that fits Beshine’s tits?

And C.W. from Tacoma, Washington writes, “I understand that there is an edition of SCORE for the United Kingdom that does not have any full-sex scenes. Is it possible to subscribe to that version in the United States? It would be much more preferable to my current practice of having to scissor the full-sex photos out of my edition upon arrival.”

No, C.W., and you’re the first person to ask for one. Congratulations.

What voters are saying about the 2012 SCORE and Voluptuous Awards

November 17, 2012 by Elliot James

The SCORE and Voluptuous contests at SCORELAND have been open for about three weeks. The January ’13 SCORE with its contest ballot has been on news racks for two weeks, and the January ’13 Voluptuous with its ballot just hit stores a few days ago.

A sample ballot for SCORE is here.

A sample ballot for Voluptuous is here.

There’s no excuse to not vote.

Aside from making their decisions, what do some voters have to say? Here’s a selection of opinions in this difficult election year. Man, everyone has different ideas and choices. Different strokes for different folks. And so on and so on and scooby dooby doo bee…

“This year it was extremely hard to pick the models for the awards. They are all so HOT! For SCORE Newcomer of the Year, I chose Siri. From head to toe, she is smoking! Model of the Year was hard for me because I have always picked my favorite, Karina Hart, but since she was not in the running this year, I chose my second favorite all- time SCORE model, Angela White. Hall of Fame: Lacey Legends. Hardcore Performer of the Year: Stephanie Stalls. Her scene in Busty Anal Sluts is fantastic!-L.H.”

“Africa Sexxx has now performed hardcore in SCORE videos three or four times. I like her incredible build, big, natural boobs, small waist, big butt/hips and she seems to have a great attitude/charisma. Twice now she has done anal. I had to write her in because she was one of the reasons I decided to purchase Cocoa Nut Busters. I don’t purchase many DVDs each year. I picked Venera for Model of the Year because she is such a good and rare discovery; such a petite frame with big, natural boobs and a great ass, yet it was close with Valory Irene, who has appeared in the magazines and videos much more. Estelle may have been such a rare find; she exceeds all others in this category as far as looks and figure. You’ve got to get her back. Julia Miles is a long-time favorite of mine: big, beautiful tits and a hardcore performer as well.–E.S.”

J.S.T. from Barcelona, Spain explains his voting in the V-mag contest:

“2012 Newcomer of the Year: Siri. She has an innocent face and nice body.
2012 Plumper of the Year: Dors Feline. I like her tattoos.
2012 Model of the Year: Gya Roberts. The hottest girl on the Net.
2012 Ass of the Year: Karina Hart. She is juicy and hot.
2012 Pussy of the Year: Gya Roberts. I like her pussy lips.
2012 XXX Model of the Year: Maserati. She knows how to fuck.”

So make your voice heard. Vote!

I approve this message.

 

The world’s a-Twitter. Scoreland’s a-titter.

October 25, 2012 by Elliot James

Stephanie Stalls is all a titter.

A few weeks ago, I asked SCORELAND members if they go on any social networks. There are hundreds of these sites, and many countries have their own home-grown versions in their own languages. (Weibo is huge in China.)

But the current leaders in North America are Facebook and Twitter. Once king of the hill, MySpace is in the dumpster (which is where Facebook stock shares are currently residing).

The results were:

Facebook: 63%
Twitter: 10%
Google+: 5%
MySpace:  2%
Not listed: 20% (which seems to indicate that they don’t bother with them, period)

So why should you go on Twitter?

Two words: SCORE boobs.

Twitter isn’t just for smartphone users, although it was originally created for 24/7 phone users.  A person can go on Twitter on any desktop, lap top or tablet and communicate in short bursts of no more than 140 characters.

Maria is in charge of the SCORELAND Twitter site, where you can find the latest updates about who’s shaking their big boobs here, SCORE news, events, photos, new models, video links and other good things to keep abreast of. Lots of SCORELAND and XLGirls models follow us, too. You might meet some of your favorites.

I say join in and follow us.

Stay twitillated, my friends.

What else did I want to mention today? Oh, yeah. Sarah Rae’s got her Finger In The Pie over at XLGirls today. XLGirls.com is not responsible for seizures when you see her huge 38J boobs unleashed once again.

The top 10 most-exotic busty babes ever. It’s not my list, but it’s a good one.

October 20, 2012 by Dave

S.M. of Baltimore, Maryland, one of the most-prolific writers to SCORE (made even more-impressive by the fact that he hand-writes and mails his letters using envelopes and postage stamps), sent along his list of the top 10 most-exotic SCORE Girls of all-time. I thought you might like to have a look at it on this Autumn Saturday.

My response to S.M.: Interesting list, but where’s Exotica?

1. Luma. The most exotically beautiful. Like Sharday, no penetration shots, boy-girl or videos, but still…

2. Bea Flora. Exotic in a mysterious way. Everything from facial expressions to her body language.

3. Sophie Mae. Her physique alone is exotic but also her air of mystery. Her eyes are also exotic-looking.

4. Shione Cooper. Shione is both facially exotic and sexually exotic in a teasing way.

5. Chloe Vevrier and Linsey Dawn McKenzie (tie). Chloe is the most-exotic German model. Linsey is the most-exotic British model.

6. Paola Rios. Paola’s subtle expressions show it also, but she also has one of the best exotic body frames, too.

7. Hitomi. Best exotic Asian model. Sorry Minka, Jade Feng and Lena Li.

8. Kiko Lee. Not surprise that Kiko is an exotic dancer. She’s exotically sophisticated.

9. Tiffany Towers. One of the most laid back in her approach but gives off an exotic vibe.

10. Cynthia Romero. Not only cute and pretty but her innocence and shyness have exotic appeal.

By the way, S.M., that’s 11, not 10. But thanks for sharing and keep writing.

Hey, Kylee, nice pair…of sneakers!

October 6, 2012 by Dave

Kylee Nash just happens to one of those girls who looks good in anything.

Just when I thought I’d read it all…SCORE Man T.P. from Chicago, Illinois writes: “When I was at the porn store this week, I was in the mood for some nude. I walked out with the December ’12 SCORE due to your stunning choice of women for me to enjoy, mainly Krystal Swift (for two very good reasons) and also for a stunning photo of Kylee Nash (for a reason you will not believe).”

Okay, let’s skip over Krystal. We know why he likes her. Blonde hair, pretty face, big, natural tits, voluptuous body. T.P. waxes poetic for a while and then writes:

“Now on to Kylee Nash as the No. 2 girl behind Krystal. Yes, she is a blonde with a sultry smile. Her cans will seldom fit into a bra. She is holding her cunt as far open as possible. All this is magnificent. But seeing women in sexy athletic shoes has turned me on for decades. And Kylee has on a pair from New Balance for me to feast on while pulling my dick.”

The shoes? It’s the shoes? Listen, I know that Michael Jordan used to say that it was the shoes (a load of bullshit, if you ask me), but busty girls in running shoes turns him on?

T.P. continues: “There is no good reason for this. I have jerked off at the sight of babes wearing sneakers like these no matter what brand they are. It especially helps if she has short shorts on, too. A special treat is to see a honey in a dress, black stockings and white sneakers. I can’t wait to add pictures of my girlfriends wearing New Balance shoes next to Kylee and her mammies, cunt and shoes, then jerk away and cum!”

Okay, I agree that female athletes are hot. Steffi Graf and Serena Williams are sexy in tennis shoes (or whatever else they wear).

But T.P. looks at this photo of Kylee Nash (the rest of the set is at SCORELAND; the matching video is at SCOREVideos.com; the whole magazine is available in print and digital versions at eBoobStore.com) and that’s what gets his attention?

Well, as he said, he loves her face and tits and pussy. But the shoes?

To each his own, I say. And I’m glad T.P. enjoys this fetish. But when I think, “Nice pair,” I’m usually not thinking, “Nice pair of sneakers.” Are you?

It’s a job of work: What SCORE and V-mag Girls did before modeling

September 25, 2012 by Elliot James

Everyone’s got to start someplace. SCORE and V-mag Girls are no exception. Do you ever wonder what a girl was doing before she decided to step in front of a camera and play drop the top?

A lot of girls go straight into it from school, but there are also a lot of girls who work at a job first.

Can you match the girl with what she did before she became a photo model?

Answers tomorrow.

A) “I worked as a data entry operator for Sears. I worked in the bankruptcy department, and I also managed a Hardy’s fast-food restaurant. I was one of the people who introduced fried chicken to all of the Hardy’s restaurants. I used to go around and show people how to cook it.”

B)  “I had a job as a receptionist for a year right after high school before I started dancing in clubs.”

C) “I was working as a bartender in a sleazy place, and a guy saw me in a tank top and said, ‘Wow, you have amazing breasts.’  We got to talking, and he was amazed with my natural breasts. He said, ‘I love this magazine, SCORE. I’m the biggest fan and you should totally try out.’ I was like, “Well, you know, I don’t know,” and he said, ‘Please, please, you’ll make everything come true for me.’ And finally I said, ‘Okay, I’ll give it a shot. For you, I will.'”

D) “I worked retail as a sales associate, full time. An ex-boyfriend of mine buys a lot of your videos, and at the end of one there was this commercial to be a SCORE model and he saw it and convinced me to come and model for you guys. I thought, ‘Hey, I can do that!’ and here I am.”

E) “I was working as a waitress at Beef O’Brady’s and going to school.”

F) “I was a receptionist. Just a regular nine-to-five chick for a construction company. I met an agent when I was walking home from work and eventually decided to give it a try.”

A: Sierra

B: Africa

C: Jolie Rain

D: Carrie Ashton

E: Kali West

F: Gianna