Here are six breast-handling poses demonstrated by that living goddess, Natalie Fiore.
Breast masturbation is something Natalie really enjoys.
“My breasts are very sensitive and I love them. It’s like having foreplay with myself. I take my time with myself. I squeeze my boobs and rub and pinch my nipples for a while.”
Pick your favorite boob-handling pose, if you have one.
Out of this six, my favorite is the “offering up” pose.
“Southern girls rule!” says cheery Rockell who is from the breast state of Alabama. Why are southern girls so nice and sweet and approachable? Autumn-Jade, one of the rare SCORE Girls from Alabama also, has the same kind of sunshine-spreading personality.
I was in touch with Rockell a few weeks ago because a store she went to didn’t stock Voluptuous, only SCORE, and she is the covergirl of February ’13 Voluptuous. So she contacted us to let us know. That impressed me. Rockell is on the ball and pro-active. (We asked a salesperson to drop by the store and talk to the buyer.)
Drop by SCORELAND today so you can go nuts over Rockell in this teeny-weeny yellow knitted string bikini before she takes it off and goes for a dip in the pool.
The bikini was invented for girls built like her.
I have another question for Rockell.
Would she wear a bikini like this in public? She lives in Alabama, not Brazil.
I repeat: where have all the busty strippers gone?
Many of our newer models come from the web-cam community. Anjii Ross, Harmony White, Felicia Clover, Sabrina Linn, Brandi Sparks, Nikki Smith, Melissa Manning, Marilyn Mayson and more are web-cam girls. They play with themselves in their bedrooms with a camera running while guys at home watch by the minute on their computers.
I grew up going to strip clubs and I still go, although big-boobed Florida strippers are extremely rare. A local photographer who visits all the clubs here agrees with me. (He discovered Jezhabelle.)
Are big-titty girls no longer taking jobs in strip clubs? What’s going on? Strip clubs used to be great places to find SCORE and Voluptuous models.
When I started at SCORE, EVERY model was an exotic dancer or a showgirl. And now only a handful of new models are strippers.
Alura Jenson. The image of Crystal Gunns looks on.
Alura Jenson is a recent arrival. She strips at the all-nude, liquor-serving Palomino Club in North Las Vegas. I lived in Vegas in the ’90s and know the place. They used to have an old-school comic named Artie Brooks bringing on the girls.
Claudia Kealoha is a dancer in Fort Lauderdale, last I knew. She reads books by the famous Czech author Milan Kundera, by the way. He’d probably like knowing Claudia’s a fan.
Julia Juggs (Julia Sands) is a dancer and shakes it at Foxy’s, also in Las Vegas. That’s why she was perfect for the XL Girls movie Big Girl Strip Club.
Kalila Kane was a stripper, but now she’s a building contractor. Personally, I’d rather see her stripping on stage than writing up estimates.
Natasha Dulce dances in Tampa, a popular city for bars that bare titty. She was fired from McDonalds, became a stripper and found her way here.
Claudia Kealoha. I can't get the Hawaii 5-0 theme out of my head.
And last I knew, Daylene Rio was dancing at the Hawaii Theater in the City of Industry, California. Stephanie Stalls travels from club to club in North America, like Frank Day’s in South Dakota.
But this is just a fraction of the models compared to the big days of big-boobed stripper/models in our mags.
I have to wonder why busty girls don’t dance in strip clubs anymore. Am I missing some obvious reason? Is it easier for them to just turn on a computer and not have to drive to a club?
How come Sheridan Love, Maggie Green, Maserati, Melissa Manning, Kitana Flores and others are not dancing in strip clubs, if not full-time, then part-time?
Where have all the big-boobed exotic dancers gone? Anyone know?
I told you guys last week that I had a big announcement and here it is…
The time has come for me to bow out and bid you all farewell.
I know, I know…I am sad about it, too. 🙁
After many, many years as your V-mag editor and a couple of years as one of your SCORELAND Blog editors, I am embarking on a new journey in marketing and hanging up my…uh…keyboard?
It was a tough decision to make, leaving behind all of the great people I work with here. I mean, I am sure that everyone thinks I will miss the tits and ass the most, (Of course I will miss it…) but what I really will miss is laughing and joking with the great folks here like Elliot and Dave and all the other staff that makes it happen everyday.
My journey started here in 2004 when I started working here as an archive clerk in our image library. Many years later, I sit at the helm of V-mag, and this editor gig is one of the best jobs I have ever had. Sure, the boobs are great. Yeah, being THISCLOSE to the models is fun. But really, I think the best part about V-mag is all the loyal fans and readers. You guys are great and I will think of you all often.
As I type this, I remember all of the amazing moments we have shared. Writing and then heading to Hungary to film Busty Riding Academy with Dave is a highlight for me. Writing Boob Science with Elliot is another. Interviewing Kelly Shibari and falling through the studio floor is a great one. Teaching Jenna Valentine how to make her boobs bounce is one of the best. lol
And all of the memories would not have been possible without all of you…the fans.
I would like to thank all of you for chatting with me via the Blog and Boobmail for so many years. I would also like to thank all the lovely models who participated in my blog videos. Kelly Shibari, Kaytee Carter, Jenna Valentine, Renee Ross, Melissa Manning, Siri, Marilyn Mayson and Molly Howard, Maserati…just to name a few. You ladies are not only beautiful but hilarious and great fun to be around. Truly.
Also…you have amazing tits. 😉 Thanks for shaking them in my direction for all these years.
And now, because I hate goodbyes, especially ones that are so sad, I want to leave you with a parting gift to remember me by.
A few years ago while filming K-JUGS, I was called in to do one of my first blog videos ever with Renee Ross. We were doing a segment with boxing gloves, and I happened to have my boxing gear with me. (I have boxed since I was a kid.) I wanted Renee to jump rope topless for me (and she tried really hard, bless her heart lol) so I could watch her boobs bounce. While this was happening, I actually offered to jump rope with her for a few moments and try and show her how to do it. The moment was captured by one of our video editors, Lester, and has never before been seen. (It ended up on the cutting room floor before K-JUGS was released.)
When I thought about what I would say here, at the end of our journey together, I wanted it to be memorable and poignant.
Then I thought, “Why not just show them the jumping rope footage?”
Personally, I think it’s quite funny and a great moment in SCORELAND studio history.
And I laugh the whole time. And that’s how I want you to remember me…laughing and having a great time with our models.
So, without further ado, I present to you my farewell…an opus about jumping rope.
We posed the question in a recent SCORELAND survey: Do you like sports themes in videos and photo sets?
Before I get to the results, here’s my thoughts as a long-time boob man, a DVD and mag buyer (and VHS tapes before that) and a boob-spotter watching TV, especially Latin morning TV shows like Un Nuevo Día, where the busty hosts are constantly jumping up and down, dancing or trying exercise routines in very sexy outfits.
Boobs were made to jiggle, bounce and shake. And get sprayed by a water hose. And I was made to watch that happen.
This is what it’s all about for me. This is how it’s always been.
This is not always possible with augmented boobs. However, after years of watching tit stunts in strip clubs (like beer cans crushed inside giant cleavage or tits slammed on a guy’s face), I am comfortable with contradicting my previous statement. It all depends on the girl and her boob comfort zone.
Daphne Rosen can really handle balls.
So anyway, I love seeing busty girls on trampolines, using hula hoops and workout balls, jumping up and down in swimming pools or at the beach, rope jumping, swimming underwater, running and playing soccer, tennis and volleyball.
I want to buy that vibrating Shake Weight for the studio so I can observe and study the girls’ boobs trembling as they hold it. I can just picture Melissa Manning trying it.
Now for the results:
38% like seeing sports themes.
31% don’t like them.
31% don’t care either way. This is the indifferent crowd who at least overcame their indifference long enough to click the “Don’t care” button.
What have we learned today? I can say with complete confidence that the odds of starting a SCORE soccer team and making a video out of it do not look good due to lack of interest.
Yet, The Mega-Boobs Olympics DVD remains one of our breast-sellers, and that’s all about boob games.
So go figure.
And now I’d like to replay some monumental videos I cherish. Cherry Brady hula-hooping and Renee Ross jumping rope for Maria followed by the girls getting titty with it on Grand Bahama Island. Thank you, and I recommend using a snorkel if you plan on doing any motorboating.
I have spent many a happy hour since my wayward youth watching girls with big boobs dance their tops off while I sat with glazed eyes and a satisfied soul.
Let me count the ways I’ve seen their boobs: shaking, quaking, bouncing, hanging, banging, clapping, slapping swinging, jiggling and wiggling.
In bars, clubs, theaters, flea traps, dives and peepshows.
At parties, on boats, at street festivals, raves, expos, conventions and contests.
People don’t change and neither do their habits.
I don’t need booze to celebrate New Years. I get boob drunk on dancing babes.
“I don’t think it matters what you call them; strippers, exotic dancers, ecdysiasts, bump-and-grinders, burlesque queens, lap dancers, peelers, or striptease artists, they are amazing and that’s all there is to it,” Maria once blogged.
“I’d rather watch girls dance than see them use sex toys or do hardcore,” our friend Jack once commented in a 2011 Blog.
There’s always a debate going on at SCORELAND. Sometimes it’s about fake tits vs real tits. Sometimes it’s about hairy pussies. Sometimes it’s about preggos. And recently it’s been about tattoos.
Now, I want to come out and say that I am an advocate for everything I just mentioned AND tattoos, too.
I mean, I don’t personally LOVE furry pussies, but if a chick wants to keep her slit furry, that’s cool with me.
I am not into preggos per say, but if a hot preggo wants to show me her tits, I am game.
And I like all tits, fake, real, big, small, hangers or perkies. I love them all.
I just like naked women.
That’s it.
So when I hear all this debate about tattoos, I just don’t get it.
I mean, do I have tattoos? Yes. I have a lot of them.
Terri Jane's inked up and I like her just fine.
But do I have an opinion about them on chicks? Yeah, I like them.
Sabrina Linn may have a lot of tats, but all I see is TITS!
Tattooed chicks are kinda fucking hot. I mean, that’s just my opinion, but it’s true.
However, do I get all bent out of shape when a chick DOESN’T have tattoos? No way, man!
Because I think all women are beautiful in their own way and really, if a hot chick takes all her clothes off in front of me, the LAST THING I am thinking about is what she has or doesn’t have on her skin. I mean, really…you put a nice pair of juicy tits in my face and I probably don’t even know the model in front of me has skin.
So I don’t understand the debate about tattoos. I mean, I get it, some people don’t like them, but does it matter when it comes to busty babes?
I don’t think so. If I were to discriminate against tattooed chicks, I would have never fallen for Dors Feline or Sabrina Linn.
I would have never given hottie Terri Jane a second glance.
The same goes for newcomer Scarlet LaVey, too.
Thank goodness I didn’t even really notice their ink, though!
I was too busy checking out their more interesting parts.
And really, that’s how it should be.
I know that this post will spark up a debate between tattoo lovers and tattoo haters, but what I am really asking is DOES IT MATTER IF A CHICK HAS AMAZING TITS?
SCORE Girls, Voluptuous Girls and XL Girls don’t really need to wear funny sayings and slogans on their T-shirts to attract attention. I’m going to be focused on their chests, anyway, until they tell me, “Hey, my eyes are up here!”
But it gives me a kick to read ’em!
Problem is, they stretch their shirts out so far that it can be hard to make out what the words are.
Crystal’s shirt is “I’m N Luv Wit A Stripper” (A rap song by T-Pain.)
Chelsea’s is “Biggest Is Best”
That’s two of the reasons I love ’em.
I urge all models visiting SCORE to wear funny T-shirts so we can snap a shot.
