Usually, interviewing a girl for the Blog is a one-person show. The Blog video camera is small. We don’t need any special lighting. Basically, we just wing it and see how things go.
But when I walked into the studio to do this Blog video with Shyla Shy, I asked Elliot to come along, and it wasn’t because I was being nice. This wasn’t one of those, “Hey, Elliot, come into the studio with me and check out the model’s tits” situations. Not at all. The truth is, I was afraid. Very afraid. I was afraid that at some point during the interview, Shyla Shy would go into labor. And if that happened, I wasn’t planning on delivering the baby by myself.
The good news: Shyla didn’t. But I gotta tell you, we’ve had some very pregnant girls in our studio (Lorna Morgan and April McKenzie come to mind), but no girl has ever looked as ready to pop as Shyla. She was eight-months pregnant when this video was shot on May 3, and she told us her due date is June 9. Well, I was pretty convinced her due date was going to end up being May 3.
“She can come any time,” Shyla said.
So enjoy this Blog video, and enjoy Shyla’s new photos and videos today and tomorrow at XLGirls.com. And I’m just wondering: Can you imagine Shyla walking around Wet ‘n’ Wild in Orlando, Florida wearing a tiny bikini while she’s this pregnant? I’m not into theme parks, but when the theme is “naturally huge-titted pregnant girls in bikinis,” I’m there.
At XLGirls.com, Kacey Parker loosens up a few muscles in “Massage Parlor Girl,” and a happy ending is guaranteed. Here’s Kacey in her masseuse’s titty-whiteys before she unleashes her massive 36H massage pillows on her client. It’s a lot more energetic than Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new Lifetime TV show The Client List. “I’m an attention whore,” Kacey boasts. “I love it when wives catch their husbands staring at my large, youthful tits!” Our kind of woman.
Krystal Swift is a walking wet dream.
At SCOREVideos.com, newcomer Krystal Swift demonstrates how the Czech Republic will not slow down its pace to win the International Boobs Race. With her pigtails and country girl outfit, sweet and fresh-faced Krystal looks like the farmer’s daughter who moved to the big city. Watch out for those innocent-looking farmer’s daughter types. They like to ride guys ragged, and Krystal is no exception, going hardcore in her debut.
Uh, Chantal...he stopped breathing...
Dave blogged about the debut of Chantal Raye, one of the new wave of girls who don’t wait months or years (and, many times, forever) to step up their thermostat. They’re ready, willing and most able right now, right off the snap. Is this happening because more girls are now genuine fans of adult material as much as guys are? Or are they more naturally uninhibited than earlier generations?
Shyla Shy at 8+ months.
This Monday at XLGirls.com, Shyla Shy returns a month after her pregnant hardcore scene at seven months. Here she is at 8+ months for one last visit before her blessed event. There will be another photo set and video at SCORELAND the first week of June. Dave and I were ready to deliver, just in case.
The other afternoon, I had an interesting talk with Dave about underwear.
I know…none of you would have that convo with your co-workers, but here, we talk about a lot of wild shit.
Well, Dave and I started talking about panties because I think that we should all talk more about panties. Panties don’t get enough attention, and frankly, I think panties are kind of awesome and chicks go through a lot of trouble to find nice panties to wear so gentlemen like yourselves see them. If we didn’t want them seen, looked at or admired, we would all wear big, white granny panties and call it a day. Remember that.
But I digress. We started talking about panties, and then that led to talk of bras (Which the same laws apply to. We wear pretty bras for you gents) and whether or not women should keep their bras on during sex.
Dave says that keeping the bra on (and sometimes even the panties on) during sex changes things up a little. You know…you get so hot and bothered that you can’t even be bothered to take her bra off. You just pull her tits out of it and fucking go to town. Or, rather, go to Fucking Town.
I say, nay.
And that’s just from my personal experience. When it’s sexy time, in my experience, anyway, most tit men want the bra off so the tits are free for fondling.
But then again, it’s not like I stopped them in that instant and conducted a poll on their preferences. There were different poles involved. lol
So, now I am asking you: Do you prefer that a woman keep her bra on or off during sex? These are the kinds of questions that keep me up nights, people. 🙂
Take a good look at Westy in both the bra-on state and the bra-off state and then give me your answer.
I live for your input. I do.
xoxox
Maria
Here we see Westy with no bra on, and her tits are free.
This is just about the most eye contact Brandy Dean ever gets.
Sometimes, you can learn more about a person from watching what they do than by listening to what they say. Now, obviously, when the girl I’m talking to is Brandy Dean, I’m doing a lot more watching than listening. Sorry, Brandy, but that’s just the way it is (and I’m sure you’ve experienced this before): You’re talking to a guy, and although you want him to be focused on what you’re saying, he’s focused on your chest. Right, Brandy?
But that’s not exactly what I’m getting at here because I actually was listening to what Brandy Dean was saying when I interviewed her for the two videos (interview and hardcore, by the way) that go up today at SCORELAND. But I kept noticing something about her…
ME: You like your tits, don’t you?
BRANDY: Yeah. They’re great. I like big tits. Why would you say that?
ME: Because there are women with big tits who don’t know what to do with them, but you do, and you keep on looking at them.
BRANDY: They’re beautiful. And I have big areolae, too. Everybody likes that.
All during the interview, Brandy kept looking down at her cleavage (what a view that must be!) and jiggling her tits and leaning forward just so and using her arms to push her tits together in a way that said, “I know I have big tits, I love my big tits and I know exactly how to display my big tits.”
This is a special gift, and like I said, not all busty women have it (Micky Bells does and so does Hitomi).
The thing that makes what Brandy does during the interview even more special is that she’s wearing a C-cup bra. That’s right, a C-cup bra on DDD-cup tits!
It really is great to have Brandy back. She’s as pretty and sexy as ever, and, yep, the carpet still matches the drapes, and she’s a great hardcore performer, too, but she’s so sweet and polite. You know, I have to admit, I felt a little guilty asking her questions about sex. It somehow didn’t seem right. But then she told me to go ahead and ask them, so I did, although I really didn’t have to. Her body was telling me all I needed to know.
Enjoy Brandy Dean, SCORE Girl since 2001 and still going strong.
Michelle May: would you throw a pick-up line at her and see if it stuck?
“I’m proud of my body,” says Michelle May, looking like her 38DDD top-shelf is about to split that sexy mini-dress (which also makes her long legs look extra legalicious).
I’m glad she’s proud of her body. If she wasn’t, she would never have shown every inch.
Five-foot-nine Michelle dresses more casually back home. “I like to wear short shorts, boy shorts, tank tops, cut-off shorts and destroyed denim. I wear a bra only sometimes.”
The funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was from one dude who said, “Baby, do you spray Windex on your clothes? Because I see myself inside them.”
That didn’t work because Michelle says, “When a guy tries to pick me up with corny pickup lines, I am turned off. Just be yourself and say what you mean.”
It’s possible the guy just wanted to wear Michelle’s outfit. His pitch was almost as bad as what Isis Haze said someone asked her: “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.”
Pickup lines. The web is filled with guys selling their pickup techniques. Books. Tapes. Seminars. Does this stuff actually work? Has anyone taken these courses?
Okay, one second. I veered off-topic. Back to Michelle.
See Michelle’s pictorial today at SCORELAND. Michelle has modeled sporadically since 2009, but for someone who does it part-time, when she has the time, Michelle looks like she’s been modeling for a long time.
"If I notice that I’m getting attention from the neck down, I might bounce a little extra when I walk or pull my shirt down a little bit more," Zeta Verrone said. She's back at XLGirls for round two.
Zeta Verrone is a model wife.
She’s also a wife who models!
Zeta Verrone returns to XLGirls.com for round two in a fresh scene that’s really wham-bam. She’s very assertive and hands-on.
Zeta is the wife of a TSG fan who encouraged her to model. “It started with my husband,” she said. “He asked if we could sell shots of my boobs because he really likes them. So he did all the research and it just went from there, and I got into it. He really likes girls built like me, and as I’m getting into modeling, I’m finding there are a lot of guys out there that like curvier girls.”
Instead of buying her photos, we invited Zeta here. She accepted.
I like Zeta’s style and everything else about her. It goes to show that even with the increasing range and power of the Internet, many voluptuous, big-boobed girls don’t know that the tit-man cult (what I started calling The Boob Brotherhood years back) exists. It seems hard to believe yet it’s true. And without husbands or boyfriends who are tit-men, they’d never know that XLGirls or SCORELAND exist.
Maybe highway billboards are the answer. If they would be accepted by the Department of Transportation.
Zeta’s new scene goes hot today and Friday at XLGirls.com.
Thanks, Zeta!
Got a hot wife? A new air conditioner is not the only thing to check out.
That’s Shyla Shy, and Shyla is seven months pregnant.
That’s not stopping Shyla from going after big stick. Pregnant girls, their hormones gushing like an uncapped Texas oil well, tend to be super-horny. Shyla’s sex drive was high way before she got knocked up, even though the word shy is in her first and last names.
And at seven months? So hot, you could fry burgers on her butt.
Shyla’s tits are huge, bigger than ever.
Shyla does the deed at XLGirls.com right now, and if you’re a preggo fan, you don’t want to miss this one. If you do miss it, do not come back crying to me like a baby.
Shyla will be back very soon. Like when she is at eight-and-a-half months. That’s close to the blessed arrival. Dave and I may wind up delivering the baby and become godfathers, another accomplishment we can add to our list of achievements. Thanks for being you, Shyla Shy.
Shyla Shy is actually very shy in many ways EXCEPT bumping and grinding for XLGirls.com.
Aspen doesn’t need to wear a T-shirt with the saying, “My eyes are up here.” Odds are you were drawn to them. She has that special look in her almond-shaped eyes that seems to have a magnetic power.
Now posted in SCORELAND‘s Voluptuous Dressing Room section, Aspen poses in a high-rise pad, the Miami skyline in the background.
Huh? What background? There’s something else in the photo besides Aspen?
Which reminds us of a story Aspen told us.
“There was a guy that I had gone to school with for several years, and he was talking to me in the hall at school one day, and like most guys, he was talking straight to my boobs. He did that for about five minutes. Then he said, ‘You know, you have the prettiest green eyes,’ and I put my hand under his chin and lifted his face and said, ‘Honey, my eyes are blue.'”
Maybe that shirt’s slogan isn’t a bad idea.
“Aspen always gives me what I want,” S.G. recently wrote to “Scorecard.”
According to the Wiki gods, today is International Dance Day. On this day, you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind….
No, wait…that’s the Safety Dance.
Well, although they deemed it International Dance Day, the powers that be failed to say what kind of dancing that entailed, so I am going to go ahead and call today International Sexy Dance Day. Just let the International Dance Committee try and stop me.
So on this day I am going to pay homage to some sexy dancers that I happen to enjoy. All of these ladies dance their asses off, naked, and that is really the best kind of dancing there is.
And I don’t think it matters what you call them; strippers, exotic dancers, ecdysiasts, bump-and-grinders, burlesque queens, lap dancers, peelers, or striptease artists, they are amazing and that’s all there is to it.
In fact, I remember when SCORE used to do a feature called Caught in the Act where we would check out one of our busty babes at the strip club she was dancing at. And who can forget the dancing on the deck during those long nights at sea during the Boob Cruises? Yes, we have always held the naked dancer in high regard here at SCORELAND.
So check out these tiny-yet-huge-breasted dancers and enjoy International Sexy Dance Day, because even though it’s not a holiday, it totally fucking should be.
Natasha's back. And showing her back. Because she also has back besides boobs.
The other day, I read a news item about celebrities who had worked at McDonald’s at some point in their lives. Some of the names mentioned were singer Shania Twain, actress Sharon Stone and TV host Star Jones. I’m trying to visualize Sharon Stone in her famous scene from Basic Instinct as a McDonald’s drive-through girl. It would be a good comedy skit.
Whenever I see those famous golden arches, I don’t think of burgers. I see a pair of big breasts from a bird’s-eye point-of-view or a girl lying down, her boobs pointing at the ceiling.
Sadly, one of our own celebrities at SCORELAND was not mentioned in the article. Talk about neglect!
Natasha used to work at McDonald’s. But then an issue arose about those degrading paper hats they have the employees wear. As Natasha remembered it last year when she debuted at SCORELAND, she didn’t wear her hat at the job and the female manager “just told me to go home, and at that time, my car was in the shop so my parents had to drop me off at work. Well, that happened like 10 minutes after, so my mom got really mad, and then my dad ended up picking me up, and he cussed out the store manager, and then she fired me for it.”
So Natasha became an exotic dancer instead of climbing the corporate ladder to become an assistant manager. Then she tried modeling and liked it.
Their loss is SCORELAND‘s gain. There is a fairness in life sometimes.
I bring all this up because Natasha is back with a new XXX scene, “La Dulce Vida,” something I’ve been eagerly hoping and waiting over a year for. And I’m lovin’ it. You will, too.
The new SCORE Model of the Year winner!
This time, Natasha is decked out in old-school men’s magazine garb. The black stockings, the garters, the bra and panties…the works. The only accessory that’s missing is a sexy paper hat. Welcome back, Natasha.
Ya want fries with that?
Also at SCORELAND is this fresh pictorial of the new SCORE Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen. It’s a well-deserved win! Kelly never ceases to stagger everyone in her path. She has it all. The SCORE Man’s dream wife. Every SCORE Man should have one.
“I’m just very flattered,” Kelly said. “That’s the first thing that comes to mind. Flattered, surprised, shocked, wow! What else can I say? It’s great. Thank you so much!”
Being a SCORE Girl has helped Kelly’s self-confidence. “I think I said that was one of the reasons I got into this, that I wanted to boost my confidence. It worked! I’m definitely not as shy as I used to be. That’s definitely a good thing for me.”
Congratulations, Kelly! Hope to see you back again soon.
