Categories for Life With Big Tits

When Arianna Sinn speaks, people listen

March 2, 2011 by Elliot James

I could listen to Arianna Sinn talk all day. Talk about anything. Her tits. Corn. Her co-stars in Big-Boob Finishing School. BustyArianna.com. Sex. Life in Romania. Anything she wants to talk about. This video is in two parts. Drop by tomorrow for part two.

I like to hear SCORE Girls speak. Always did. The female voice has always had an effect on me and when they have accents that could melt titanium, the effect is amplified. Like a sailor drawn to the siren. Arianna’s Romanian accent is not only sexy, it’s relaxing. However, not everyone feels the same way. The other day, an email came in and the gist of it was that the writer just wanted to see the girls posing, playing with themselves or in XXX scenes. He had no interest in interviews or listening to the girls speak. “Let’s get on with it,” he wrote. “Models should be seen and not heard.” I guess he doesn’t watch those late-night TV infomercials with sexy models selling boner pills either.

I didn’t agree with his point of view at all and his request to hush ’em up. Hearing models chat with another person, whether it’s in a real-life conversation (like SCOREtv or a Blog vid) or with another person in a video scene or  just by themselves jack-talking in a solo video  is one of the great simple pleasures of life. Some of my favorite voices belong to Kerry Marie, Linsey, Kianna Dior, Cherry Brady, Angela White, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Daylene Rio, Kitana Flores, Annina, Jenna Valentine, Brandy Talore and  Eva Notty also have ultra-sexy, distinctive voices. There’s many more. I’m sure you have your favorites too.

Happy Birthday shout-outs to Devin Taylor (Devin Takes South Beach), Sunshine (Bounce, Baby Bounce!) and Lola Lush, all March 2. Have a great day.

From Bounce, Baby Bounce!

From Bounce, Baby Bounce!

Lola has a lush bod.

Lola has a lush bod.

From Devin Takes South Beach

From Devin Takes South Beach.

The Weather Is Hotter, The Girls Are Wetter!

February 27, 2011 by Maria
SaRennaSunBath19

SaRenna Lee hoses off, and gets you off.

We all know that the SCORE headquarters are in Miami and that Miami is the place to be, especially when most of the country is still freezing and detesting the cold weather. Now, before you all roll your eyes and mutter all sorts of curses about us Floridian folks who are enjoying beach weather these days, know this: Miami is unbelievably, unbearably hot. Like, uncomfortably hot. In the summertime, it gets so hot that we spend a lot of time indoors. You know why? Because it’s so hot that you start to sweat and sizzle.

Now, don’t get me wrong; there is nothing wrong with heat. In fact, it’s fine and dandy…when you involve water. That’s right! Our hot weather becomes somewhat bearable if you pair it with a pool, or a hose, or the beach.

Alia Janine's big wet tits make me thirsty!

Alia Janine's big wet tits make me thirsty!

Now, you may ask yourself, “Where is Maria going with this?” Well, here is where I am going; I am going to talk about photos showing girls in the great outdoors, dousing their big jugs with loads…of water. (Although the other kinds of loads on tits are fun, too!) Yup, this one’s about hosed-down hooters. Because there is nothing wrong with a stacked doll getting sprayed down in the sunshine.

Rachel Love's big wet tits look so good she takes a sip.

Rachel Love's big wet tits look so good she takes a sip.

I, for one, love pictures of a woman being hosed down. I like the streams of water cascading down her tits. I like how all of the girls always laugh when the cold water makes contact with their hot skin. I like the way the minute the water hits their tits, that their nipples get harder than diamonds in an ice storm.  For me, WATER + TITS + SUNSHINE = GOOD.

And the reason that I am bringing this up is since summer is right around the corner….I am wondering if you guys like this and want to see more of it? Because since the weather down here will be sweltering hot soon, it will be no problem for us to get busties naked in the sunshine and hose them down for you! So, do chime in and do send in your suggestions! I, for one, will be listening!

xoxoxo

Maria

Three Cherries! Jackpot!

February 25, 2011 by Elliot James

She's a one-woman tit squad!

She's a one-woman tit squad!

Cherry Brady. That lusty, busty, redhaired voluptuous vixen who sports a bra tag that reads 36G (sometimes 38G). An intelligent, active woman who loves and worships everything about tits. Who does not believe in breast reduction. Who truly comprehends the specialized mind of the tit-man. Because Cherry is a tit-woman who walks the walk and talks the talk, and we’re damn lucky she likes to share her toys.

In “Mirror, Mirror On The Wall” starting today only at XLGirls.com, Cherry models the hottest bikinis, tops and other titty-tighties, then plays with her famous heavy hangers and her cherry-fine pussy in front of a three-sided, full-length mirror. See a different side of Cherry. Like three sides of Cherry in this fresh, hot and horny vid. So who needs television?

Arianna, Lana, Sophie and the secret of corn

February 15, 2011 by Elliot James

What is the miracle of this grain called corn or maize?

Romanian babydolls Arianna Sinn and Lana Ivans say in Part 2 of today’s video that it gives girls big tits. Looking at Arianna and Lana, we would be schmucks to refute their claim. We were reluctant to release this secret information on the SCORELAND Blog for fear it would cause the price of corn to skyrocket worldwide after those sleazy Wall Street futures traders read this.

Czech Republic citizen Sophie also says beer is good for breast growth. But not just any beer, Sophie points out. It should be dark or black lager. The kind a spoon can practically stand up in. There’s something to this beer claim. In Bulgaria, a brew called Bohza lager, based on a traditional Bulgarian drink, is claimed to stimulate boob growth. Popular with the ladies, it’s made from fermented millet or fermented maize. There’s that corn connection again.

In Ukraine, they claim that cabbage stimulates hooter development. We’ll buy that, too, looking at Merilyn and Valory.

Let’s roll the video!

Are big boobs just a substitute for big asses?

January 30, 2011 by Maria
Yazmina's boobs are nice, but her ass is where it's at!

Yazmina's boobs are nice, but her ass is where it's at!

Today I came across an interesting claim while chatting up SCORE editor Dave and XLGirls editor, Allie Q., and that was that men might like big tits because they could be a substitute for big asses. The idea being that if you look at a big set of tits, the cleavage kind of looks like an ass crack. And if you buy that, then you could naturally assume that guys who like to tittie-fuck would probably like to stick their dicks in between a huge set of ass cheeks and plow away, right?

The treasure in this shot is Pleasure's ass.

The treasure in this shot is Pleasure's ass.

Georgia Peach's vanilla ass is oh, so nice.

Georgia Peach's vanilla ass is oh, so nice.

According to Allie Q., men are drawn to asses because back in the day (which means, like, when we were cavemen and clubbing didn’t mean you took a lady to a hot night spot), we were drawn into the bone zone to find the most-fertile woman to knock up. So, a woman with a big rump was good for humping and for pushing out future women-clubbers…you know, ideal child bearing hips and all that. Allie Q., (Who is by no means an expert in cavemen fucking…) also claimed that back then, we were primal and males were more prone to mounting women from behind. You know…like on the Discovery Channel. lol

After hearing all of Allie’s ideas about asses and Dave’s one or two, “No, it’s true. Look it up. She is right,” I took to the fabulous world of the Interwebs to research this claim and prove if this sex myth was true or not. A few clicks and some light reading later and lo and behold, I found out that there is some science behind the idea that men are attracted to women’s asses because of some primal urge to mate and procreate.

Now, before the ass men go off and throw some sort of booty parade for themselves, that doesn’t mean that ass reigns supreme or that a big set of cans is just a substitute for, one, big can.

Because the SAME THING that can be said about the inspirational nature of a huge ass can be said about a huge set of tatas.

That’s right, basically, men are attracted to curves. A big, round ass might be an indication of the ability to pop out some offspring, but big tits are indicators of being able to feed said offspring. So, technically, liking ass or titties is just a matter of opinion. In other words, it just boils down to whatever floats your boat.

In my case, I like ass AND titties, which makes me just like most of you, I assume. Sorry Allie and Dave. Myth debunked!

xoxox

Maria

Alana: Portrait in pointers

January 14, 2011 by Elliot James
Alana Anderson.

Alana Anderson.

Featured on SCORELAND on Wednesday in photos from her February ’11 SCORE issue, Alana Anderson has a pair of the pointiest, most prominent nipples I can remember seeing in recent years. They really are standouts in more ways than two. She’s a cam model in California and has spent time in Florida as well since she mentioned dancing at some of the clubs we know here. Alana’s never been in a men’s magazine before us. Her first SCORE was December ’09. “I had been asked about modeling for busty mags by members who had been watching me on my live camera so I looked up SCORE and sent some pics.”

Buying bras is something Alana probably spends more time doing than the average American. “Some I try on and some I buy online. Sometimes I buy them to wear as sexy-wear if they are really pretty even if they are a little too small. To test them, I put my shirt back on over it to see if it is smooth or if my boobs look like a muffin top. I have no idea how much they weigh but they are much heavier when they are full of milk. Sometimes I wear a sports bra over my bra under my shirt if I am working out so they stay put.  I am very short so I usually wear fitted clothes. I dress to emphasize the difference between my breasts and my waist otherwise I look like I’m wearing a tent. If you spotted me in public in nice weather, I’d probably be wearing a fitted, low-cut, slim-to-the-waist top with an A-line miniskirt or shorts with either platform heels or casual wedge heels.”

Daphne Rosen also calls the huge boobs, small waist result that Alana mentioned the “tent effect.”

Impressive, yes?

Impressive, yes?

Sophie Mae’s dance lesson

January 11, 2011 by Elliot James
Welcome to "So You Think You Can Shake Your Titties."

Welcome to "So You Think You Can Shake Your Titties."

Sophie Mae taught a short class in belly dance, just the basics, and one of our shooters was there to freeze the fun. Interesting body comparison too, huh? There are more pictures on SCORELAND.

Editorial protocol demands I identify the babes in the photo although if you don’t know them by now, you must have just dropped into the blog from some forgotten solar system in the galaxy.

Okay, girls only, repeat after me: 

“You put your boob  in, You put your right boob out; You put your right boob in, And you shake it all about.”

Everybody: “That’s what Sophie Mae, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Valory Irene are all about.”

Today inside SCORELAND: the truth about Kelly Christiansen

January 9, 2011 by Elliot James
When Kelly speaks, we listen.

When Kelly speaks, we listen.

I’ll tell you in advance what the truth about Kelly is. She is beyond spectacular. And she has that “real woman who likes to pose” thing going on. Everybody loves that kind of model. When we interviewed Kelly the first time she was at SCORE (an audio-only interview), and I saw her for the first time, I hallucinated the word BOMBSHELL flashing over her head, like a neon sign on the Las Vegas Strip. It was a sign of things to come. In today’s SCORE Theater vid, Kelly keeps falling out of her lingerie thingie, some lacey outfit cut like a monokini. It seems designed to keep slipping off. Kelly is also pretty much stark naked for a lot of this vid. She talks about modeling at SCORE, meeting Karen Fisher (both were on the SCOREtv Holiday Edition show and that ultimate fantasy threesome a few weeks ago), what she thinks when she looks at her videos and photos, what her husband thinks (she wouldn’t be here without his urging) and more. And all the time, her tits keep falling out. Keep in mind that this is all new to her. To repeat a phrase we started using years ago, there’s no “man-ass” blocking any views of Kelly’s heavenly sights in this vid. Dave stays off camera as he probes Kelly like Mr. Spock doing his Vulcan mind meld thing. We are also treated to the exciting sight of Kelly rubbing one out and doing other titillating things. If you enjoyed last weekend’s hot Kitana Flores body show, tune in for Kelly today inside SCORELAND.

Whoops, there it slips again.

Whoops, there it slips again.

They got sole

January 6, 2011 by Elliot James
Renee Ross: she's got sole.

Renee Ross: she's got sole.

The diversity of opinions in the world of SCORE and Voluptuous never ceases to impress me. Some of the feedback we get is incredibly detailed. Even though we can’t possibly fulfill every wish, I still appreciate the interest and the motivation of the guys and gals who take the time to connect, especially these days when so much competes for our attention on a daily basis. I mean, I have a satellite TV subscription to a zillion channels and a subscription  to a newspaper and several mags and I never mail these people any comments, opinions or feedback even though I’ve thought about it.

One of the bigger topics over the years that’s still going strong here is the bare feet vs heels issue. One of our regulars who calls himself “The Feetosopher” lives in Italy and is a prolific DVD buyer. He’s into bare feet and big tits. This is one of his more recent letters from the “Scorecard” reader forum in SCORELAND. He knows what he likes and even takes a statistical approach to the subject.

Melissa Mandlikova: she has nice buns, not bunions.

Melissa Mandlikova: she has nice buns, not bunions.

“Out of 106 full layouts you featured in 13 issues of Voluptuous in 2009, just 6 (I mean SIX!) included at least one (but often just one) picture in which the model’s bare feet were fully visible. This is less than 6% of the total number of layouts versus 20-30% in the 1997-2003 period even in the darkest period (2004-2008) you had never dipped below 9% of the total number of layouts. According to the poll you ran on SCORELAND, 23% of respondents like both boobs and feet in the layouts, and an additional 25% likes a mix (some boob-only layouts, some boob-and-feet layouts), it is quite apparent that you systematically disappoint at least 23% of them.”

The counterpointers have written that foot fans should stick to Leg Sex if they love feet that much. But The Feetosopher is a guy who likes to see the shoeless feet of busty girls, not only the feet of the more slinky, less curvy girls. I can relate because I like feet a lot myself although I’m a boob fan first. (I look at boobs first, feet and legs second, face third, ass fourth.) It’s just a fact that when a photographer is shooting a layout of a big-boobed girl, he’s got to think about her chest and often get close-up, not focus on her feet whether she is wearing shoes or not, and that means that a good portion of her legs and feet are not going to be in the picture. Otherwise, every photo would be a full-body shot.

My sole opinion about shoes is that if the model is going to wear her shoes throughout a layout and never kick them off, the shoes gotta be high, wild-looking and show a lot of toe cleavage. That’s why the girls wear what they wear at clubs. Sally Secretary shoes and low heels don’t cut it at all for me in a men’s mag pictorial or video. If that makes me an arch heel, so be it. I think we’ll still be dragging our feet about this topic ten years from now. Maybe one day, there will be a happy medium. Unless the boot crowd gains greater support. And we still have the ass, bush and pussy crowd to negotiate with.

F.C. gets the final word today: “Even if a man does not have a foot fetish, we like to see a woman’s feet. Feet are as expressive as hands, especially in the hardcore layouts and video. According to some American marketing research I read, six out of every ten men pay attention to women’s feet when we see an attractive girl in the street, and we like kissing and sucking our lover’s toes when we are having sex. You’ll notice some of your competitors go well out of their way to show the models’ feet. Yes, I know I can always buy your fine Leg Sex mags and DVD’s and I do own a few of them. But why do I have to choose between skinny-ass/small-titted babes in Leg Sex stuff or beautiful girls with big gazongas but no feet? Why can’t I have both big tits and feet?”

When you think of Terry Nova, feet don't come to mind.

When you think of Terry Nova, feet don't come to mind.

Exit 2010 Enter 2011

December 31, 2010 by Elliot James

Well, it’s been another action packed year filled with great new models, new DVDs and new projects. It would take a journal as thick as a telephone book to list everything that happened in 2010 and everyone who’s played a part. I’d like to thank our loyal supporters for having our backs once again. Without the support of the SCORE Man (and Girl) at home, the magazine, DVD and novelty buyers and the website members, SCORE wouldn’t exist, period. Despite the difficult economy and the many challenges, and the general doldrums that the world’s gone through again in 2010, it’s a fact that big boobs are as essential to survival as oxygen, food, shelter and clothing. (I haven’t decided what number big boobs ranks on that list. Definitely more important than clothing.) With SCORELAND chugging along seven days a week, XLGirls five days a week, and all the TSG sites and magazines going full speed ahead, 2010’s been a trip. We’re looking forward to more high-octane action, more surprises, more new discoveries, more group happenings, and more fun in 2011 and we hope you will ride shotgun with us for that trip too. On behalf of everyone at SCORE, thanks again for all you have done and for all you will do. Have a safe, successful 2011.