Is there really a need for women to spend large sums of cash at Victoria’s Secret and other plush lingerie shops when the ultimate bra is available for free at their fingertips? I’m referring to the hand bra.
As you can see in these photos, the hand bra looks good and it probably feels good. Why should a woman blow 30, 40, 50 bucks on something no one’s going to see anyway? (Except some lucky guy.) The hand bra’s affordable and portable. Easy to clean. Won’t shrink or wear out. It can be worn in different ways for different looks. Want to change the style? Just put on different nail polish or wear gloves.
Karla tries a different style of hand bra.
"I don't know what I did before The Hand Bra," says Kelly.
The bra manufacturers will hate my guts for this Blog piece, but all I’m trying to do is make women look good and feel good and save them a few bucks. True, there are a few drawbacks. They’d have to get used to driving and opening doors with their elbows (typing will be a bitch), but these are minor issues.
Deck the halls with lots of hooters! SCOREtv is back today with an all-NEW Holiday Edition to ring in the New Year. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time. SCOREtv is one of my all-time favorite shows. Your host Dave, the David Letterman/Jimmy Kimmel/Jay Leno/Johnny Carson of big boobs, has a terrific lineup of sexy jiggle belles jiggling all the way for your mentertainment pleasure in this one-hour super-special. Check out the clip and log into SCORELAND tonight!
What’s the one part of the female anatomy that’s the most overlooked across the board in any category of photography? It’s a model’s back. It seems neglected. I don’t know why.
Backs are beautiful, too. Not that we’ll ever see a magazine called Hot Backs. One of the most famous and popular pin-ups of them all is the World War 2-era shot of Betty Grable with her back to the camera. That photo kept many a soldier from losing hope. Back cleavage shots are even more rare, but over the years, we’ve shot a bunch of them. Now and then, a good back photo will sneak in there.
Merilyn Sakova: back worthy of Michelangelo.
Christy's back cleavage is beautiful.
There are two definitions of back cleavage. I don’t mean the back-fat rolls definition of back cleavage. I mean the kind that show part of the model’s hooters extending past her torso when she has her back to the camera. It works best with very large-boobed naturals with slim backs.
The most impressive of these photos for sheer amount of boobage exposed is the one of Miosotis, who has enough breast meat for six or more women. To achieve this back cleavage pose to maximum effect, the model has to use her hands or her arms to nudge her boobs out to the side. Cherry Brady’s landscape photo is also one of the best examples I’ve ever seen. I guess I like back cleavage because I’m thinking that if she has that much to see from behind, she must be really impressive from the front.
Yes, they will. Tits have a lower density than water. Demonstrating the science behind buoyant breasts this time is Valory Irene and her trusty sidekick Chica. The super-natural duo immersed themselves in a cool pool for the sake of scientific research. We’ve done this experiment before with Cherry Brady. But ya know, retesting and continued experimentation is how science marches on. It’s a wet job, but somebody’s gotta do it.
SCORELAND: making science fun. See the photo set and video tomorrow.
There are a lot of other boob tricks Carol Brown can do.
“I would describe myself as a sex starved woman who loves to have sex three times a day with my husband if he is up for it,” Carol told us from her home in England. “I also masturbate most days. My friends have sex about once a week, but that just would not be enough for me. I have always loved sex but as I have gotten older, my orgasms are more intense.”
Carol is a woman who likes to have fun with her body and fun in bed. Maybe her friends have dwindling sex drives as they’ve gotten older but not Carol. I remember Carol well from the ’90s, when she was in V-Mag often and eventually won 1998 Model of the Year. (Carol was one of the first contest winners.) While most of her Voluptuous peers from those years have moved on, like Rhonda Baxter, Lisa Miller and Sammie Black, Carol still shows her bod for the camera when she feels like it, and she comes up with some pretty randy positions. See over one hundred photos from this set on SCORELAND posted on Monday.
So, today I happened to pop into the studio and guess who was in there? A much-bigger-boobed and brunette MICHELLE MAY! Michelle had previously gone the way of the SCORE Scholarship Fund, which meant that she modeled to pay for school and then promptly retired. But Michelle decided to come out of retirement after graduating from nursing school (Thank GOD!) because she said she missed posing. And when she arrived at our studios, her once E-cup tits were now F-cups and her areolae were much darker. Why? Because she had just had a baby. (And if that means bigger tits, then we say CONGRATS!)
Now, I know that you guys love Michelle as much as I do because after her debut in V-Mag last year, she almost won Newcomer of the Year. (She actually took Second-Runner Up, not First-Runner Up, like we thought in the video below.) But when she didn’t win, it made Michelle sad and we don’t want that, do we? Michelle, who is nominated for 2010 Model of the Year this time around, says she wants the win really bad. She hopes you vote for her.
And what did she do to entice your votes? Well, big-tit gymnastics, naturally. Watch Michelle do a handstand and have her tits fall into her face in the video below. Always funny and always sweet, you can’t help but crush on this girl-next-door. Michelle also wanted to personally thank our fan-artist, H.D. from Germany for the drawing he did of her in boots with a motorcycle. She looks forward to more illustrations and she hopes you guys take her to a 2010 Model of the Year win.
For now, enjoy this California girl and her hefty-hootered handstand.
Last week, we saw Kelly Christiansen in a blog video with Angelina Castro. Well, for some reason, Kelly seems to attract brickhouse babes whenever she’s in our studio, and now here she is with Karen Fisher, SCORE Girl since 2001 (I can’t believe it’s been that long) and one of my favorites. Earlier this week, I teased the question, “What are Kelly and Karen doing in our studio together?” This video doesn’t answer that question at all. It does, however, answer the question, “What does built like a brick shithouse mean?”
By the way, what were Karen and Kelly doing together in our studio? Well, this video was shot in our studio’s styling room just moments before Kelly and Karen went off to do whatever they did together.
1) Nurses know every inch of the male anatomy and how it works.
2) Nurses are nurturing and don’t like to see men suffer with blue balls or shafts that won’t go down after a Viagra overdose.
3) By the nature of their jobs and training, nurses are health-oriented, sanitary, caring and cock-worshiping.
4) Their uniforms are exciting, although in real life, nurses don’t wear platform stripper heels, corsets, split-crotch panties, V-necked tops a size too small, white, vinyl miniskirts and strapless push-up bras one cup too small.
5) Excluding hookers and massage-parlor girls, nurses are the only women you don’t know on a personal basis who can wash your cock and balls.
6) How often do you get to fuck in an electrically operated bed?
7) If the doctor is out, nurses can pitch in on the all-important prostate exam.
There is a scene in one of my favorite movies, Zoolander, where Ben Stiller’s character is in a commercial as a Merman and he says, “Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”
Plumper Tyler is clearly enjoying her pool time.
Maggie Green has a bodacious set of floatation devices.
Well, I cannot agree with that statement more. I LOVE WET TITTIES! (I have often said I love wet lesbians, too. What can I say? I love H2O and hooters!)
And while my colleague Elliot “Boob Jedi” James will wax poetic about the greatness of Wet T-Shirts, and even though sometimes moisture can be funny (As in the case of this Christy Marks’ video!), I the BEST way to see wet titties is in the pool. Something about a sexy lady and her ginormous knockers in the pool makes me fucking horny. All that wetness. All those beads of water cascading down nipples and tummies and heading to crevices unkwown…whew! It makes my, um, mouth water. 🙂
I mean, take a look at Ines Cudna up there. Look at Tyler to the left and Maggie Green to the right. Don’t they look happy to be wet? Don’t you want to jump right in and take a swim with their sucklers? I mean, think about being in a pool all alone; not so much fun. But, if you add a busty babe, all of a sudden you want to swim forever like Michael Phelps.
I think Ashley's tits might actually help her float.
And I happen to think that busty babes are made for the water, I mean, they come with their own floatation devices. The minute they turn over on their backs, like Ashley Sage in the Nov. ’09 V-Mag, their floppers float up over the water. Do their fun bags keep these ladies buoyant? WHO CARES? I happen to think that they look pretty marvelous sticking up out of the water like that.
Tawny Peaks looks like she is ready for some poolside penetration
And not to mention that when you are in the pool, everything is lighter. Think about lifting a curvy girl on dry land and mounting her on your dick. As fun as it sounds, it is a labor of love. (And who wants to throw their back out while fucking? Hmm?) But you take that same curvy gal and lift her in a pool and she’s lightweight and maneuverable, all the better for your dick. Fucking in a pool takes water aerobics to a whole new level of fun.
That’s why I am an advocate of pool-time perkies. The models enjoy swimming around and, hell, I enjoy watching them do it. Don’t you? The same just can’t be said for beach shoots. Sure, the girls look hot rolling around on the sand, but have you ever tried to fuck in the sand? (Just the thought of sand up places where it ain’t supposed to be makes me cringe.) I say MORE poolside shoots in SCORELAND because WETTER is always BETTER.
There are many benefits to busty girls sucking or licking lollipops or popsicles. The greatest benefit is to me, of course, but this blog is not about me. The fact is, pop sucking helps stimulate the immune system, a great benefit to a girl’s tits. You see, sucking lollipops stimulates the production of saliva, a substance that protects teeth from decay, adjusts the mouth’s acidity levels and keeps harmful bacteria from growing. Sucking also increases the flow of oxygen. More oxygen intake means a better immune system and a stronger metabolism. All of this means a healthier chest and tits.
If more girls imitated Brandy, this would be a better world.
Psychologically, when a big-boobed girl sucks on a lollipop, occasionally taking it out of her mouth to lick her lips, her levels of mental and physical tension automatically decrease. Stress affects all girls. Some girls reach for a cigarette to lower this stress. No good. Others wipe out an entire chocolate cake in one sitting. Not good either. Some bite their fingernails. Nah. Messy. Yech.
Popsicles are an okay alternative to lollipops.
Sucking on a lollipop can relieve the stress and anxiety of modern life while providing a health kick to the day. If more large-chested girls would suck on lollipops, they would feel less nervous and stressed out. So I urge all busty women to stock up on the pops and keep them handy.
When I was a hippie, I used to hand out single flowers to the larger-breasted women I’d see. Now I often hand out lollipops to them instead and try to explain the benefits of sucking them. Yes, I’ve had a few issues with mall security, but that’s a small price to pay. Yes, lollipops hurt more than flowers when a girl throws one at you, especially when you get nailed in the eye, but again, if even one buxom girl will pick up the lollipop-sucking habit, my work is done.
