The idea for this weekend’s SCORELAND video “Breast Shakers” can’t get more basic. Have girls stand against a wall, and jiggle and shake their hooters. That’s it. But it’s something no card-carrying tit-man could tire of. Because the old-fashioned ways are often still the best. In this video, the breast shakers are Sophie Mae, Sensual Jane and Alexa, a German model. The clip ends with a breast-bounce battle between Amber Bach and June Summers.
Amber Bach will be smoking a sausage before long.
In a second SCORE Theater vid this week, Florida wifey and porn star Amber Bach needs something to do to keep busy. She’s kinda restless and needs to blow off some steam. Let’s try to guess what that’s gonna be. I like Amber because she combines a woman-next-door look with a porny-horny sluttiness and a fit body. There’s not a lot like her. This vid’s shot in XXX P.O.V. or as some French film critics call it, “you-da-man.”
Rounding off the weekend is super-slim n’ stacked Lillian Faye showercizing and toying. Lillian’s basically all tits and also has that next-door look about her. Someone you’d see in a supermarket or out walking her dog.
God bless big-boobed women who strut their stuff for us. Don’t take them for granted. That’s all I gotta say.
Sometimes, the less said the better. So, I’m going to remind you that Stephanie Stalls, one of my favorite newer SCORE Girls, can be seen in hardcore action right now at SCORELAND. And I’m also going to let you in on the previously-unknown fact that she’s one of the stars of an upcoming XXX DVD based on SCOREtv. And I could say more, but what’s the point when anything I could say would be trumped by this video? So enjoy.
Being the editor of a big-tit mag has its perks…pun intended. For one, I have ladies whipping out their ladies for me take a gander at all the time. (You can’t imagine what it’s like to introduce yourself to a woman and then BAM! her tits are in your face. It’s like being a rockstar, it really is.) For another, I get to spend time with these huge-knockered hotties and they tell me all their most-intimate secrets. (And they do it while their tits are in my face. Sigh. I live the life, kids.)
Sometimes they tell me some seriously freaky kinkiness that makes me blush. And sometimes they tell me things that make me laugh out loud. You never know what a V-girl is going to say, but whatever it is, it is always memorable. Join me as I take a look back at some of my favorite convos with the titters that make my world go round.
“Well, we do a lot of cow-tipping where I am from…you run up to them and shove them and they fall over and you run like crazy. But they don’t get hurt. They just get a bit spooked is all. A lot of times they don’t even fall over. They just sorta rock back and forth and wake right up.”-on what she does for fun in her hometown.
“Um, I wouldn’t say I really have one…oh, wait, you know what? Gangbangs. That’s what I watch when I watch porn. I watch gangbangs…I was like, ‘Wait a minute, what do I look at on the Net when I look at porn?’ and gangbangs was it. That and lesbians. I love to watch lesbian porn. They get down.”-on what her ultimate sexual fantasies are.
“Well, actually, I am in charge of organizing contractors and making sure that they do what they have to do and get their jobs done. I work for a company that renovates repossessed houses. And if my guys give me a problem and tell me that they can’t do something to get a job done, then I go in there and show them that I can do it. Like, I’ll go in there and tear drywall off the walls with crowbars and get dirty, but I get it done.”-on working in construction.
“The titty fuck? Yeah, if it’s with the right person and they get off on it, then it, like, makes me happy. In certain situations…fine, I’m completely selfish. But if I feel like giving and they want to titty-fuck and it makes them really happy, then it like Hanukkah for them…then let’s go! I say Hanukkah because I am a Jew. Not Christmas, you guys, Hanukkah. I am like the Hanukkah Santa of titty-fucking. Eight days of titty-fucking!”-on using her tits during sex.
These ladies always say a mouthful and we don’t mind one bit because we would like a mouthful of their huge knockers. Stay tuned for more funny quotes from V-girl interviews and let me know what some of your favorite V-girl interviews have been.
Jayden's a reader's wife. Nice if you can get one.
S.P. writes to “Scorecard” with a problem and needs advice. It’s a real- life dilemma. Send in your thoughts about his situation. Help a brother out.
“I am writing this because I would like my fellow SCORE readers to help me with a question that is of utmost importance in my life right now. Please bear with me because you have to hear my entire story before you can render an informed judgment. I am 34 years old. My wife of three years is 32, and she is very beautiful in just about every way. I say just about every way because most SCORE Men would agree that her breasts are too small. They’re only C-cups, but they’re beautifully shaped with nipples that I love to suck on. Until Debbie, all my girlfriends had big tits. You see, I had been a SCORE reader since I was 19 years old, and I never even looked at a girl unless she was stacked, maybe not in a SCORE way but definitely stacked compared to most other girls. Unfortunately, every single one of my prior relationships ended disastrously, either because the girl cheated on me (as we all know, girls with big boobs attract a lot of suitors) or because we were mismatched personality-wise.
“When I met Debbie, I liked her, but my first reaction was, ‘Her breasts are too small.’ But then I said to myself, ‘Steve, you’ve always judged women by their cup-size, and you’ve always been wrong. Maybe it’s time for you to try something different.’ Well, I did, and it worked out great. Even the sex is great, and I’ve learned to love her (comparatively) small breasts. Everything was going great until about three months ago, when my wife happened upon my secret stash of SCORE magazines. As you can imagine, she was very upset, but what upset her most wasn’t that I was looking at naked women in a porn magazine. She was upset that I was looking at naked women who she didn’t measure up to in the breast department.
“Just about every day since then, she’s asked me, ‘Are you sure you like my body?’ or ‘Wouldn’t you like me better if I had big breasts?’ and I always have to reassure her that her body is find the way it is and I wouldn’t want to change a thing. Over the past month, however, she’s been dropping hints about wanting to get a boob job, and not just bigger boobs. Massive, SCORE-sized boobs. She says her role model is Morgan Leigh (my wife is very slim, too), and she wants to look like her. I would love for my wife to have boobs like Morgan Leigh’s, but I don’t want her to think I’ve been disappointed all this time. I haven’t been. I just didn’t think I had a choice in the matter. On the other hand, I’m worried that if my wife gets bigger breasts, she won’t want me anymore and our relationship will turn out like all the other ones in my life. What would you do, fellow SCORE Men? I need your help.”
England’s Carol Brown was voted Voluptuous Model of the Year for 1998. When Carol stopped modeling for mens magazines, we thought she was done. But now she’s showing her big hooters again. I love that. I was always a fan of hers. I think it’s great that some models un-retire and want to show their tits and pussies again. There’s not that much of an age ceiling today, not like there used to be when modeling assignments were only for women under 30 years-old. You never know if any model will ever return after an absence, especially a long one. Marriage, divorce, family, health, physical condition, money, jobs and school change a person’s life.
Carol wears a 38G bra these days, up from 34G in the ’90s. She measures 46-32-40. She says her boobs weigh two pounds each, her areolae measure 5” in diameter and she wears a size 14 (UK) dress.
“I was the bustiest girl in school,” Carol told me. “Now I’m the bustiest lady in the neighborhood. Most girls wanted breasts as big as mine. Some of my friends have gone on to have boob jobs,” Carol says. “I dress to emphasize my breasts at all times. I wear tight low-cut tops every day. If I am going on a night out, I don’t wear a bra. If you have got it, flaunt it.” More power to ya, Carol.
Anna Loren: The stacked sister who doesn't fuck on camera.
Autumn: The less-stacked sister who does fuck on camera.
The girl on the far left is Anna Loren, who returns to SCORELAND today (in a set from the October ’10 SCORE) and tomorrow (in a video titled “Slick & Shiny.”) As the Loren family goes, she’s the good girl. Yep, the good girl.
The girl on the near left is Autumn, who can be seen in the members section of NaughtyMag.com. She is Anna’s older sister (by one year). As you can see, as the Loren family goes, she’s the bad girl. The one who takes real cock up the ass on camera.
I don’t know about you, but this stuff fascinates me: Two sisters, both of whom pose nude. One goes solo for SCORE. The other goes all the way for NaughtyMag.com. One says, “I loved getting fucked up the ass on camera.” The other says, “I don’t think I’m ready for that. Having sex in front of the camera, that is.”
I’m guessing–and I’m no psychologist–that Autumn had sex on camera as a way for making up for the fact that her sister has huge boobs and she merely has big boobs. I’m sure Autumn would deny it, but I think it might be true. And I don’t blame her. It must’ve been tough growing up with a stacked sister.
Alyson McKenzie: Stacked.
Linsey Dawn McKenzie: historically stacked.
This family thing fascinates me. Recently, we had a 44-year-old MILF named Cassy Torri fucking on 40SomethingMag.com, and a few weeks later, her 66-year old mother, Miranda, showed up and fucked on 50PlusMILFs.com. Great stuff. Mom and daughter both fuck on camera. In the case of Anna and Autumn, two sisters get naked on camera. And haven’t we all had the fantasy of fucking two sisters?
Alyson McKenzie (far left) is the sister of Linsey Dawn McKenzie (near left). Alyson is beautiful, sexy and busty, but still, that’s gotta be tough.
While most hitchhikers tend to look like Freddy Krueger, here’s a bunch who can warm the backseats of our cars anytime. Lexxi Tyler will be backseat driving at SCORELAND on August 5. Lexxi can do whatever she wants to do back there. Looking back may not be the safest thing to do for our driver. She’s more dangerous than texting and drinking. What could he say if he was pulled over? “I’m sorry, Officer. Lexxi distracted me by pulling down her top and tugging her panties to the side?” I’m amazed she hasn’t become a porn star.
At Boobhound, leave the driving to us.
Isis Haze is also another driver’s distraction. She should change her name to Isis Road Hazard. However, we did find out that the buzzing sound was not coming from the dashboard.
At least with Jolie Rain, the driver wisely pulled over to the side of the road so Jolie could attempt repairs on his stick shift. It turned out that he actually needed an oil change. After checking his dipstick, she drained his pan. All three of these auto-buffed beauties are a cab driver’s dream. They’re why we tint our windows.
Merilyn has a special way of guiding the cue stick.
I was thinking the other day of the sport or game that looks the hottest and horniest when a busty girl is playing it.
You don't have a chance. Daphne knows how to handle a ball or two.
I considered basketball because of all that dribbling and bouncing. Baseball is too static. Football, maybe, but they’re all armored-up. I admit lingerie football seems to have some popularity lately on TV. Bowling was a possibility. My mind’s in the gutter anyway. So was trampolining, hula-hooping, tennis and volleyball.
Jada DeVille usually loses her shirt at the table.
Then I decided. Pool. Get a big-boobed babe to lean forward and slide that stick between her fingers and you have the secret to a great pool game.
Christy is too much of a concentration breaker.
She’s bent over. She’s angling her body in lots of decorative positions. And if she’s wearing a low-cut top, you get those unforgettable, hunched-over visuals.
Here are some examples of the SCORE way to rack ’em up.
Taylor Steele told us, “”I live in Toronto, so I have to be bundled up for half the year. My favorite thing to wear is my apple-bottom jeans and my Ugg boots with a tucked in, cleavage-showing T-shirt.”
Last week, SCORELAND published a set from the September ’10 SCORE, and what Taylor wore hit it big. The tight skirt and the low-cut, tight top was a winner.
“This set seals the deal for me,” wrote Tom in the comments section. “Taylor is getting my Model of the Year vote. I knew she was sexy and adorable. But this set really shows her natural beauty and how gorgeous she is.” Cra8z added, “Taylor is one hot lady! Great outfit! I really enjoy women with bodies like Taylor’s in dresses. Bikinis are also hot!”
Taylor’s winning smile also always knocks one out of the ballpark.
“She has that look on her face that says to men, ‘Just wait till no one’s around!'” was another comment about Taylor that I agree with 200%.
Taylor could definitely wear this in an office. Sure, most of the male employees would have a hard time getting their work done but that’s our problem. Here in Miami, thousands of girls dress like this to work. It’s always warm all year long so no Uggs and long coats here, thank God.
An employment consulting firm ranked The NCAA men’s basketball tournament, NFL fantasy football pools, the Super Bowl and The World Cup as the four “top workplace productivity sappers” in the U.S.A. I’d have to include Taylor Steele. How many at offices around North America are looking at her pictures and videos instead of getting that report out? Hey, I wouldn’t have it any other way.
It’s not Taylor’s birthday today but let’s celebrate it anyway.
And now the long-awaited follow-up to the first Cherry Brady interview video that we originally broadcast on SCORELAND in November, 2002. I remember it like it was yesterday. Part interview, part clothing and bra show, it was like sitting inside a dressing room in a store’s women’s clothing department, and it set the pace for all the videotaped interviews that followed.
“I always thought it might be some big, seedy porn industry thing, and it’s so not like that,” Cherry said in that interview about her first time modeling for a men’s mag company. (I know the public misperception myself, having seen many well-researched TJ Hooker and Charlie’s Angels episodes.)
Cherry was a V-Mag subscriber (and still is), but she didn’t know what to expect at first. “You guys are the sweetest, most respectful people I’ve ever met,” she said. “I can’t believe it, so I’m just thrilled. You guys made it great.” It’s still one of the best interviews we’ve ever done. Everything clicked. It was all Cherry.
This time, it’s Maria’s turn to interview Cherry Brady, an event she had awaited patiently for a long time.
I haven’t seen it yet. I’ll be watching it at home with all of you this Sunday.
